EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Bob521;2619765]Actually, I am 63. Just became a grandfather this week! Have diabetes and take Viagra. (Suhagra generic). My only advice is enjoy life before the grim reaper comes. Actually have had more than one friend worry that I would "expire" while still inside her. Had to promise not to die before they would have sex with me. I have this image of four women plus a wife coming to my funeral. Bob.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on being a grandfather. And you provide hope & inspiration to us "old men". I'm 61 and was losing hope, it's been a cold streak.

Joliet.

[QUOTE=BillR;2620145]

She looked Asian but her accent sounded Russian.

Mongolia was a Russian puppet during the Cold War years.[/QUOTE]I've met Mongolian Russians in Chicago but never a Mongolian Mongolian. Their all over the place in Moscow.

Yes, I've heard about the DNA. Since my ancestors came from Poland, I'm sure that includes me as well. But I doubt the thirteenth century women of Warsaw greeted the Mongol warriors with open legs. It was a vast hoard of rapists.

[QUOTE=BillR;2620067]Genghis Khan was actually a great leader. He always have his opponents a chance to surrender with out a fight and join him. People who did that he treated very well. Of course if you opposed him he exterminated you without a trace. Mongolia was the largest empire the world has seen in terms of population and land area. I read someplace that 5-10% of the worlds population has DNA traceable to Genghis Khan. That's one hell of a harem.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillR;2620067]Genghis Khan was actually a great leader. He always have his opponents a chance to surrender with out a fight and join him. People who did that he treated very well. Of course if you opposed him he exterminated you without a trace. Mongolia was the largest empire the world has seen in terms of population and land area. I read someplace that 5-10% of the worlds population has DNA traceable to Genghis Khan. That's one hell of a harem.[/QUOTE]I feel like I'm back in college taking a history elective. Too bad they didn't have a massage review forum class. I would have paid more attention to all of the good advice haha!

Kellster, you're right. We better get this conversation back on track before we are all blocked. I'll start.

Genghis Khan gave me a table shower, with lots of attention to all the right places. After that he took me back to the room, where he started giving the most delicious lite touch massage. All the time he was whispering in my ear "I destroyed the Khwarezmian Empire, and made pyramids of the people's severed heads. " On the flip he got the job done with no negotiating, which is always a plus in my book. Tipped him. 6, because he had his warriors with him and they were looking at me kind of funny while fingering their scimitars. Not sure if I'll be back.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2620816]I feel like I'm back in college taking a history elective. Too bad they didn't have a massage review forum class. I would have paid more attention to all of the good advice haha![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillR;2620068]Get yourself to Lux or Yun.[/QUOTE]Thank you Bill. Will give Yun a visit soon. Will search for LUX. Dnt hav the info. Will search though.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2620851]Kellster, you're right. We better get this conversation back on track before we are all blocked. I'll start.

Genghis Khan gave me a table shower, with lots of attention to all the right places. After that he took me back to the room, where he started giving the most delicious lite touch massage. All the time he was whispering in my ear "I destroyed the Khwarezmian Empire, and made pyramids of the people's severed heads. " On the flip he got the job done with no negotiating, which is always a plus in my book. Tipped him. 6, because he had his warriors with him and they were looking at me kind of funny while fingering their scimitars. Not sure if I'll be back.[/QUOTE]No worries Sam- it's all good. I'm just having some fun with my usual stupid sense of humor. Don't read anything into it. I appreciate everyone's reports.

This is a friendly reminder that Euros are easily spooked, so tread lightly. There have been numerous reports about a North Loop Ukrainian provider who is stubborn with extras. I decided to help out another member, when she asked him for a reference. Normally, my protocol involves not leaving my name. Since I knew this masseuse to be open to extras, I decided to leave my name with this member for the referral. Unfortunately, this backfired on me. She sent a text, informing me that I no longer welcome in her establishment. That I'm spreading rumors about her and her services. I sent her an immediate reply, apologizing for any misunderstanding this may have caused. She never returned my call.

Gents, the Euros were raised in an old Soviet environment that bred secrecy and back stabbing. Gaining their trust is a hard fought effort. Yes, they want you to experience relaxation and pleasure, but this is really about earning extra tips from you. They're searching your story for any holes while rubbing those glutes. If you cannot build a rapport minus references and tips, it is best to pursue another options.

No ill will towards the other member. This was my lapse in judgement. I'm still open to sharing pm's regarding new leads. Unless a provider specifically says she's trying to build clientele (and doesn't seem to be sniffing for clues), I will no longer provide personal info for a reference.

You guys can have your Euros.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2621332]This is a friendly reminder that Euros are easily spooked, so tread lightly. There have been numerous reports about a North Loop Ukrainian provider who is stubborn with extras. I decided to help out another member, when she asked him for a reference. Normally, my protocol involves not leaving my name. Since I knew this masseuse to be open to extras, I decided to leave my name with this member for the referral. Unfortunately, this backfired on me. She sent a text, informing me that I no longer welcome in her establishment. That I'm spreading rumors about her and her services. I sent her an immediate reply, apologizing for any misunderstanding this may have caused. She never returned my call.

Gents, the Euros were raised in an old Soviet environment that bred secrecy and back stabbing. Gaining their trust is a hard fought effort. Yes, they want you to experience relaxation and pleasure, but this is really about earning extra tips from you. They're searching your story for any holes while rubbing those glutes. If you cannot build a rapport minus references and tips, it is best to pursue another options.

No ill will towards the other member. This was my lapse in judgement. I'm still open to sharing pm's regarding new leads. Unless a provider specifically says she's trying to build clientele (and doesn't seem to be sniffing for clues), I will no longer provide personal info for a reference.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2621428]You guys can have your Euros.[/QUOTE]Too many cultural roadblocks with the Asians. Besides, I really can't stand that fragrant air of old lady body powder mixed with kimchee.

The Euros have a Western sensibility, yet are still foreign enough to have that exotic edge.

LOL. Old lady body power mixed with kimchee. Made my day.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2621463]Too many cultural roadblocks with the Asians. Besides, I really can't stand that fragrant air of old lady body powder mixed with kimchee.

The Euros have a Western sensibility, yet are still foreign enough to have that exotic edge.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2621332]This is a friendly reminder that Euros are easily spooked, so tread lightly. There have been numerous reports about a North Loop Ukrainian provider who is stubborn with extras. I decided to help out another member, when she asked him for a reference. Normally, my protocol involves not leaving my name. Since I knew this masseuse to be open to extras, I decided to leave my name with this member for the referral. Unfortunately, this backfired on me. She sent a text, informing me that I no longer welcome in her establishment. That I'm spreading rumors about her and her services. I sent her an immediate reply, apologizing for any misunderstanding this may have caused. She never returned my call.

Gents, the Euros were raised in an old Soviet environment that bred secrecy and back stabbing. Gaining their trust is a hard fought effort. Yes, they want you to experience relaxation and pleasure, but this is really about earning extra tips from you. They're searching your story for any holes while rubbing those glutes. If you cannot build a rapport minus references and tips, it is best to pursue another options.

No ill will towards the other member. This was my lapse in judgement. I'm still open to sharing pm's regarding new leads. Unless a provider specifically says she's trying to build clientele (and doesn't seem to be sniffing for clues), I will no longer provide personal info for a reference.[/QUOTE]Wi Night Owl, no need to apologize. You are not spreading rumors about her and her services when the "rumors" are true. She is not worth your money. What she should do to limit her happy ending business is to stop posting in CL and Backpage with photo's where she tries to hard to look sexy. What do those photo's convey? A legit therapist does not need to include photo's of how they look or include pretty therapist in the title of ads. This person gets mad at you because the truth is out and it bugs her. Take your money elsewhere Wi Night because there are tons of other girls (better looking and with a pleasant personality) who would appreciate your business. Good Luck, Xabi.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2621332]This is a friendly reminder that Euros are easily spooked, so tread lightly. There have been numerous reports about a North Loop Ukrainian provider who is stubborn with extras. I decided to help out another member, when she asked him for a reference. Normally, my protocol involves not leaving my name. Since I knew this masseuse to be open to extras, I decided to leave my name with this member for the referral. Unfortunately, this backfired on me. She sent a text, informing me that I no longer welcome in her establishment. That I'm spreading rumors about her and her services. I sent her an immediate reply, apologizing for any misunderstanding this may have caused. She never returned my call.

No ill will towards the other member. This was my lapse in judgement. I'm still open to sharing pm's regarding new leads. Unless a provider specifically says she's trying to build clientele (and doesn't seem to be sniffing for clues), I will no longer provide personal info for a reference.[/QUOTE]I confess to being confused. As I understand it, she asked for reference and then was upset that one was provided!! There has to be more to the story.

[QUOTE=Cubiche;2621641]I confess to being confused. As I understand it, she asked for reference and then was upset that one was provided!! There has to be more to the story.[/QUOTE]I recall reading a post where a hobbyist was asked by the therapist for a trade. References in exchange for standard ending. This is a red flag. The person was not about to provide the ending based on a client reference. The intent was to do exactly what Wi night Owl experienced. Never fall for the provide me with references option. One less client for her and one more client for another Euro therapist.

[QUOTE=Cubiche;2621641]I confess to being confused. As I understand it, she asked for reference and then was upset that one was provided!! There has to be more to the story.[/QUOTE]Wi, you didn't do anything wrong. I appreciate all of your posts and help. The only thing I can think of is she got spooked that it was all over the internet. Maybe she meant a reference from another masseuse and not from a hobbyist when she told that other guy? And if she doesn't want your business, especially after you apologized, the hell with her. Plenty of other places to go where your business is appreciated.