Massage Parlor Reports

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I arrived at an office building and when I was given the room number I realized I had seen an different massage lady at the same location. For 30 minutes, I was quoted $125 for a legit massage, $200 for a hand job, and $250 for a hand job with mutual touching and topless.

I picked the $200 option. Got undressed and the massage began. Conversation was pretty good. That was the only good part of the visit.

The massage was just some rubbing around my back. She stopped the massage and started picked at a few small blackheads on my back. The massage was neither therapeutic or sensual. It was bad. I was hoping the flip might improve things. I would be wrong.

She flipped me with five minutes left. The only thing her hand touched on the front on my body was my dick. She was so robotic and disinterested that I hardly got hard, and I did not finish. It was really lame and boring.

After I got home, I sent her a text and said that while she has a sweet personality, she needs to greatly improve the therapeutic and sensual aspects of her massage. Crickets.[/QUOTE]This team keeps switching up names and updating the pictures to avoid bad reviews. I assume they will keep it up, but sounds more challenging then building up a solid repeat class of clients. Avoid as I think this is all you will get from them. I also got a lot of attitude when I asked for my change due to such a poor experience and overpriced service.

I tried a second visit. Got the same Asian lady. I think her name is Lydia.

It turns out she knows how to massage to improve circulation in my legs. I will see her again just for that. I noticed an improvement in swelling around my ankles.

With about 15 minutes to go, I asked her if she flips her clients.

She said she would flip me, but wanted me to understand there are no extras at the shop. She said a few months ago, one of the workers got fired for going topless during a massage.

The shop owner seems like a no-BS kind of boss. If the policy is no extras, then I doubt any ladies can get away with it.

Have any of you had a different experience there recently?

Anyone subscribe to rubmaps? Are the reviews worth anything? Feels like if you're going to sub to something you go TER but that doesn't cover AMPs at all. Curious because this is the only resource I use at the moment but it seems like activity has been down significantly lately.

[QUOTE=Mnguy372;7319872]Anyone subscribe to rubmaps? Are the reviews worth anything? Feels like if you're going to sub to something you go TER but that doesn't cover AMPs at all. Curious because this is the only resource I use at the moment but it seems like activity has been down significantly lately.[/QUOTE]It's been beyond useless at least for the midwest for 3+ years now. Maybe 1 review / month (and usually Mankato or Rochester), dead forum, no site updates / improvements. Used to be so active. May be worth subbing for a month if you are going to a larger metro area.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;7321027]It's been beyond useless at least for the midwest for 3+ years now. Maybe 1 review / month (and usually Mankato or Rochester), dead forum, no site updates / improvements. Used to be so active. May be worth subbing for a month if you are going to a larger metro area.[/QUOTE]Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;7321166]Wow, I can't believe how dead it is. I just logged in for the first time in a long time and there's only 8 places that have a newest review in the past year, only 4 in the last 5 months and as you mentioned, all four are out of town. Even the forum is dead, with only one topic having any posts within the past year. I guess I haven't been missing anything by not going there in a long time.

I'm guessing it doesn't help that their rates are now $49/ mo, $175/6 mos or $249/ yr. Who's going to pay those rates for a worthless site.[/QUOTE]I don't think a subscription to Rubmaps is worth it. It was never heavily used in the Twin Cites and there is not much local information. Might be worth a month if you have travel plans to check out what is available at your destination.

I think there are two reasons why things have been slow in the forum recently. The technical difficulties that made accessing the site difficult. Can't post if you can't get to the site. Those issues appear to be fixed.

The second reason is there is not a lot to discuss. The two best AMPs Maple Leaf and Summer have been closed. Even some old reliable places are changing. I have been going to Harmony Massage in Shoreview since they opened in 2016. I have never left without L1 until today. I think it might be under new management and is no legit. It was disappointing. All I wanted to do was get out of the hear, get a halfway decent massage and a handy. I guess it wasn't in the cards today.

Eventually something will replace Maple Leaf and Summer until that time I don't think there will be much to talk about regarding AMPs.

Save up some cash and get out of town.

Just back from NY. So many spas. Open til 2/ all night. Pretty girls and insane service.

Don't pay $200 here for the garbage service we get. Take a holiday.

Helen told me to post that she is open and she has 3 brand new girls.

Linda, Luna and Lucy.

I have been with Luna but not the other two.

Luna has the same service just like the old Rose Massage girls in Minnetonka.

If anyone sees Linda and Lucy, let me know and I can give mme detailed info on Luna.

Enjoy.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;7321265]I don't think a subscription to Rubmaps is worth it. It was never heavily used in the Twin Cites and there is not much local information. Might be worth a month if you have travel plans to check out what is available at your destination.

I think there are two reasons why things have been slow in the forum recently. The technical difficulties that made accessing the site difficult. Can't post if you can't get to the site. Those issues appear to be fixed.

The second reason is there is not a lot to discuss. The two best AMPs Maple Leaf and Summer have been closed. Even some old reliable places are changing. I have been going to Harmony Massage in Shoreview since they opened in 2016. I have never left without L1 until today. I think it might be under new management and is no legit. It was disappointing. All I wanted to do was get out of the hear, get a halfway decent massage and a handy. I guess it wasn't in the cards today.

Eventually something will replace Maple Leaf and Summer until that time I don't think there will be much to talk about regarding AMPs.[/QUOTE]As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.

[QUOTE=HetDutchMan;7312937]Pretty curious why you would avoid Boston though. Definitely had some raids for the parlors / agencies here and there, but that's when they become too big. If you just stick to the smaller ones, it's way better with more talent too.[/QUOTE]Perhaps it is just bad luck, but always seemed to end up with an older woman vs a younger, more attractive one like the other cities, hence not as good as the other locations. Only there a couple times, so not a huge sample of what they offer.

[QUOTE=Mnguy372;7322390]As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.[/QUOTE]Maple Leaf and Summer were good, because they offered consistent service. All girls offered the same basic level of service. Some once they knew and trusted you would offer more.

The girls were generally more attractive than at the other shops in town. Also many girls would offer to do the session nude or topless.

[QUOTE=Mnguy372;7322390]As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.[/QUOTE]One of the girls there tried to steal from me, but before that I had some fun times. There was one girl that was there very briefly that did my one and only L2 ever. Normally I don't go past L1 but she was persistent and not too bad looking. Like another person said, normally you always got something unless you were a weirdo and most of them would get naked or topless. The last time I visited, which was a few weeks before close, I got some fun butt stuff with a girl I had seen there twice while she was fully nude. I will and won't miss it LOL.

Also there was this lady named Casey who started at Maple and ended up at Summer, back when she worked at Maple she would come into the room sometimes unannounced, sometimes with another woman while I was getting my massage and they would stand in the room and talk with the person massaging me. I know that isn't for everyone but having all these women standing around me while I'm flipped naked was always a huge turn on for me and I think she might have known that.

[QUOTE=Mnguy372;7322390]As someone who never made it to Maple or Summer, what made them the best? I know plenty of info on these two pages back, just curious on your take.[/QUOTE]What is the point of talking about places that are closed.

[QUOTE=BarOfSoap;7324020]What is the point of talking about places that are closed.[/QUOTE]What are some places that are open to talk about?