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[QUOTE=Bobbyj;2266516]Niki is a little cutie and seems kind by nature. Victoria seemed to be in charge, the handler, madam, or pimpette she answered the door and says to Niki "I'll be back in 30 min". Niki has great oral skills and doesn't mind you letting her know how you like it. After a couple positions I was done as mentioned she's nice and tight. She's also nice and clean. For $ for 30 min she's worth a return visit.

So I did a return visit a couple days later. Victoria was gone and Tosha is the pimpette now. She waited in the bathroom while Niki and I had our fun, but check this shit out, about 20 minute in I'm hittin' it doggy style and she comes out of the bathroom and says "times almost up" and goes back in the bathroom. WTF!!

I never talked to schedule my appointment, I sent text. While Niki was in the shower I was getting dressed and Tosha was answering calls and text making appointments. Just letting you know what's up.

If I go again Tosha will have to leave the room, that human timer shit just ain't cool.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]I have to ask how many hobbyist are comfortable with management in general? Then to have the manager in the bathroom while in a session, doesn't sound all that safe, male or female. Even having the manager leave with the promise to return in 30 min isn't cool as it is my guess they would have access to the room. Sounds like a recipe for things to go really sideways. Take care guys, it doesn't take long to get into a bad situation.

Longtime314.

[QUOTE=ILuvHead;2265681]So, I normally don't see many BP providers and I do my escort reviews on other sites, but since my references didn't respond quick enough I found myself desperately searching tonight. I would normally hit the streets, but I really felt like FS and I don't do that with SW's because I am really picky when it comes to FS. Anyway there I was on BP and I came across Kayla Stars ad.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/have-your-fantasies-fulfilled-tonight/14107388[/URL]

What really sold me was the first pic because she looks kind of like Brittany Murphy, (RIP) and I had a huge thing for her. Anyway, I called and set it up and started dreaming. In my dreams she is the girl in the pics, but she looks way better in the pics. I found her unattractive and she has a flat ass. I figured I was already there and it was only $ so I continued the dream. The BBBJ was pretty good, but she stopped after a few minutes and asked if I was ready, (no I was not). I asked her to keep going and she did and she followed directions so I thought this dream might end up good after all.

When I was ready she put on the cover and I asked for CG and she hit me with the deal breaker. She doesn't do on top because she is self conscious. Well that just fucked up any hope of this ending good so I told her to do doggy and I just pounded one out real quick. About half way through I got hit with a rotten smell. It wasn't as bad as a dead animal, but something was definitely rotten down there. The phone rang a couple of times during this dream so far and as soon as I was done she was on it. No clean up or even an attempt at small talk, just off to the next one. The funny thing is that the next one was already there and I heard her tell him, "give me five minutes". How many of us have been on the other side of that conversation?

So with the next guy waiting I proceeded to scrub my cock with hot water and soap and got dressed. I asked her about the next guy and she had the nerve to say that she actually had two guys waiting, not just one. I asked what she would have done if I wanted the full hour, (we never discussed time on the phone and I was undecided until I saw her) and she said, "well then you would have been fucked". This behavior to me is unacceptable and extremely rude. Triple booking and she didn't even bother cleaning up since she walked down with me to meet the next guy. I guess that's what you get with a cheap ho. My recommendation is to steer clear of this nasty ho!

ILH.[/QUOTE]Well if you do your research check the BP girls ads, you will get a since of the traffic flow for any provider.

High daily traffic. I avoid them.

You know it a bad sign when turnstiles are set up in the hallway.

"Line cutting will be ejected from the park". LOL.

Tosha looks like she's the girl that is always mad because no one talks to her at the bar. She's always "ready to go". And, ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS shows up when you are about to close the deal to take her friend home.

[QUOTE=Bobbyj;2266516]Niki is a little cutie and seems kind by nature. Victoria seemed to be in charge, the handler, madam, or pimpette she answered the door and says to Niki "I'll be back in 30 min". Niki has great oral skills and doesn't mind you letting her know how you like it. After a couple positions I was done as mentioned she's nice and tight. She's also nice and clean. For $ for 30 min she's worth a return visit.

So I did a return visit a couple days later. Victoria was gone and Tosha is the pimpette now. She waited in the bathroom while Niki and I had our fun, but check this shit out, about 20 minute in I'm hittin' it doggy style and she comes out of the bathroom and says "times almost up" and goes back in the bathroom. WTF!!

I never talked to schedule my appointment, I sent text. While Niki was in the shower I was getting dressed and Tosha was answering calls and text making appointments. Just letting you know what's up.

If I go again Tosha will have to leave the room, that human timer shit just ain't cool.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ILuvHead;2266520]You are 100% right. There are too many good providers out there to ever give a nasty ho a second chance. Once the bridge is burned, it should not be rebuilt. We need to send the message that they cannot get away with shit like that and expect to still make money.

ILH.[/QUOTE]I agree. There are too many providers, but there are no perfect providers and every provider on this Earth has had some monger that didn't have a good experience. So.

do we say screw them all. Yeahhhh! LOL No. I guess I could care less either way, but if a chick does me wrong I'm the first to tell the guys because I don't want them

to be screwed over too....but on the other hand if she wants the opportunity to change, I'll always give the girl that chance.

But maybe some situations don't warrant a second chance especially if it's repeated over and over. I guess each monger has to decide that, and if this is the case with her.

Perhaps she doesn't another chance. IDK....... but don't forget there are some mongers out there that love a stinky cooch....it turns them on. lol...... so in this case maybe she will have a second chance.

[QUOTE=BigStk01;2266665]Well if you do your research check the BP girls ads, you will get a since of the traffic flow for any provider.

High daily traffic. I avoid them.

You know it a bad sign when turnstiles are set up in the hallway.

"Line cutting will be ejected from the park". LOL.[/QUOTE][ATTACH=CONFIG]351404[/ATTACH]If she's hangin' around this one, it seems she may be going down hill. Christian is a known trainwreck.

[QUOTE=Roye12;2266715][ATTACH=CONFIG]351404[/ATTACH]If she's hangin' around this one, it seems she may be going down hill. Christian is a known trainwreck.[/QUOTE]OMG! Yes Christian is bad news! I had a decent experience with Natalee / Kayla Starr. She was very business like, not a lot of warmth, but no stinky cooch that I can recall. She is very pretty and if you like the spinner type she is perfect!

[QUOTE=BigStk01;2266665]Well if you do your research check the BP girls ads, you will get a since of the traffic flow for any provider.

High daily traffic. I avoid them.

You know it a bad sign when turnstiles are set up in the hallway.

"Line cutting will be ejected from the park". LOL.[/QUOTE]I did my research and the only thing I found was a glowing review from Recap on another site. I didn't realize at that time that he was considered a joke and his reviews are mostly ignored or I would not have seen Kayla \ Natalee. I should have seen her changing her name so soon as a bad sign also.

As far as traffic goes, I assume they are all high traffic in that price range. It doesn't really bother me, but a ho that doesn't clean up between sessions is just fucking disgusting. Give her as many chances as you want, but that funny taste in your mouth when you're sucking her tits is probably the load the guy before you busted all over them.

ILH.

[QUOTE=ILuvHead;2266815]I did my research and the only thing I found was a glowing review from Recap on another site. I didn't realize at that time that he was considered a joke and his reviews are mostly ignored or I would not have seen Kayla \ Natalee. I should have seen her changing her name so soon as a bad sign also.

ILH.[/QUOTE]A glowing review? NO! An acceptable review. Yes! She got an acceptable review based on my experience with her. What you got, I didn't. Sorry, but it happens and if you don't know that then you haven't seen enough girls and you haven't written enough reviews.

One thing you must understand is that every experience is YMMV. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS FOR ANYONE EVER! Even if you're spending $250+ an hour. That is something that must be understood. There are guys that have written awesome things about girls. I've seen them and the experience sucked balls. And sucked balls bad! What do I do? Do I cry? Do I complain all day? Or do I suck it up like a man and understand that this is how it goes sometimes in the hobby world? I write the review based on my experience and leave it at that. What might happen when YOU get there might be a completely different thing. YMMV!

Now let me address the other issue:

I've been in the hobby for a long time and have seen hundreds and hundreds of girls and have written mountains of reviews. I think a lot of guys that know of me can attest to that. I see more girls in a month, then a lot of guys see in years. And that's an understatement. I'm not saying this to brag, but I'm saying it so that you're clear before you make statements that are a joke in itself.

My reviews are read by many and I get PM's daily from guys wanting help and advice. These are obviously from people that pay a lot more attention to my reviews and think the direct opposite of what you've read.

So here is the deal. I'm not here to argue about some chick with you. Your experience was bad. Ok. Get over it! If you want to blame it on me, fine! That's your choice, dude!

.....but move on.

Some guys will say spend more money and you get better quality. I say, "Yes and No. " There are some UTRs and Pro's that I shag that will blow some of the $400+ chicks out of the water and guess what? I don't spend $400 on them. But I do agree that generally higher priced professional girls do yield a better experience overall for a variety of reasons.

So if you're willing to spend some money and not $80 bucks for a hh. Then here is a list of some girls that will give you a top notch experience.

Ember Simmers $260 h.

Akilah Rose $300 h.

Mariah $250 h.

Christie L'Amour $350 h.

I gave you a few that are here or will be here very soon. I have a ton more that I've seen that I may have or may have not reviewed that I can give you.

If your're not willing to dish out the cash and you prefer to stick with $80hh or $20bbbj's then that's cool. Just understand YMMV!!! I've understood it for a long time
and it's something that I can't say enough.

[QUOTE=BigStk01;2266665]Well if you do your research check the BP girls ads, you will get a since of the traffic flow for any provider.

High daily traffic. I avoid them.

You know it a bad sign when turnstiles are set up in the hallway.

"Line cutting will be ejected from the park". LOL.[/QUOTE]I recall one day, as I was zipping up the provider said something about it being a slow day and that I was her first client of the day.

"So about how many clients is a normal day?

"Eight or nine. ".

That was my last trip to that house.

[QUOTE=Recapacitar;2265793]I hate to hear that. I was going to try to work her in on another one of my lunch breaks. If I decide to, I'll let her know about the bad review. She seems to really be conscience about reviews
knowing that they can really help or hurt her business.


I remember some Puerto Rican chick I dreamed of banging two years ago and some Indian chick from Cali a year ago that I dreamed of banging and they both had that odor. Once you get that smell in your nose, it's hard to erase it. It just screws up the whole session. Girls, in this biz, need to stay on top of that.[/QUOTE]It's somewhat comical. You wrote this post very creative. Maybe you've seen her, maybe you haven't. Although, those of us that post here and elsewhere know you've seen her. IIRC, you did give her a pretty good review. We all know YMMV. We accept that. Everything you post is just a bit off. People ask you specific questions about "safety" and you ignore it or give a creative writing dissertation.

I don't care what you or anyone else says. I'll use my judgement and do my best to only see 1 of the VERY few girls you haven't seen. Somehow, you are tied to some of these girls. You're not fooling anyone except noobs. Just my educated guess!

[QUOTE=QueNine;2266895]It's somewhat comical. You wrote this post very creative. Maybe you've seen her, maybe you haven't. Although, those of us that post here and elsewhere know you've seen her. IIRC, you did give her a pretty good review. We all know YMMV. We accept that. Everything you post is just a bit off. People ask you specific questions about "safety" and you ignore it or give a creative writing dissertation.

I don't care what you or anyone else says. I'll use my judgement and do my best to only see 1 of the VERY few girls you haven't seen. Somehow, you are tied to some of these girls. You're not fooling anyone except noobs. Just my educated guess![/QUOTE]I guess you won't be seeing too many girls. LOL And by the way, I haven't reviewed every single girl that I've seen. Who's to say that I haven't already seen the one you're with. :)

So here the review, I did on another site:

"I had a dream about seeing Natalee aka Kayla Starr on one of my lunch breaks. Tall and very sexy and her cock sucking skills are A1. Pounding her sweet ass in doggie was also very nice.

BBBJ, Doggie, Jockey. I will be back!"


There is another one that I did on another site to where I got really graphic, but then I'm always very graphic on this site. I think you have to have "Premium Access Rights" to see that review.....but
regardless it's my personal experience I had with her.

[QUOTE=Recapacitar;2266879]A glowing review? NO! An acceptable review. Yes! She got an acceptable review based on my experience with her. What you got, I didn't. Sorry, but it happens and if you don't know that then you haven't seen enough girls and you haven't written enough reviews.

One thing you must understand is that every experience is YMMV. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS FOR ANYONE EVER! Even if you're spending $250+ an hour. That is something that must be understood. There are guys that have written awesome things about girls. I've seen them and the experience sucked balls. And sucked balls bad! What do I do? Do I cry? Do I complain all day? Or do I suck it up like a man and understand that this is how it goes sometimes in the hobby world? I write the review based on my experience and leave it at that. What might happen when YOU get there might be a completely different thing. YMMV!

Now let me address the other issue:

I've been in the hobby for a long time and have seen hundreds and hundreds of girls and have written mountains of reviews. I think a lot of guys that know of me can attest to that. I see more girls in a month, then a lot of guys see in years. And that's an understatement. I'm not saying this to brag, but I'm saying it so that you're clear before you make statements that are a joke in itself.

My reviews are read by many and I get PM's daily from guys wanting help and advice. These are obviously from people that pay a lot more attention to my reviews and think the direct opposite of what you've read.

So here is the deal. I'm not here to argue about some chick with you. Your experience was bad. Ok. Get over it! If you want to blame it on me, fine! That's your choice, dude!

.....but move on.

Some guys will say spend more money and you get better quality. I say, "Yes and No. " There are some UTRs and Pro's that I shag that will blow some of the $400+ chicks out of the water and guess what? I don't spend $400 on them. But I do agree that generally higher priced professional girls do yield a better experience overall for a variety of reasons.

So if you're willing to spend some money and not $80 bucks for a hh. Then here is a list of some girls that will give you a top notch experience.

Ember Simmers $260 h.

Akilah Rose $300 h.

Mariah $250 h.

Christie L'Amour $350 h.

I gave you a few that are here or will be here very soon. I have a ton more that I've seen that I may have or may have not reviewed that I can give you.

If your're not willing to dish out the cash and you prefer to stick with $80hh or $20bbbj's then that's cool. Just understand YMMV!!! I've understood it for a long time
and it's something that I can't say enough.[/QUOTE]Mr Recap,

I have been in this game a very long time, but I will not waste anyone's time bragging about how big my dick is like you seem to enjoy doing on multiple forums. It is ironic that you talk about spending more than $80 for the hh when a majority of your "the best I've ever had" reviews are in that range. I have no issue paying top dollar for top quality and like I said I was in desperation mode since my references did not reply in time and I missed the opportunity with my provider of choice that night. I will just say that I do not need your advice or any assistance from you. Let's just agree to ignore each other and this will work out wonderfully.

Sincerely,

ILH.

[QUOTE=ILuvHead;2266915]Mr Recap,

I have been in this game a very long time, but I will not waste anyone's time bragging about how big my dick is like you seem to enjoy doing on multiple forums. It is ironic that you talk about spending more than $80 for the hh when a majority of your "the best I've ever had" reviews are in that range. I have no issue paying top dollar for top quality and like I said I was in desperation mode since my references did not reply in time and I missed the opportunity with my provider of choice that night. I will just say that I do not need your advice or any assistance from you. Let's just agree to ignore each other and this will work out wonderfully.

Sincerely,

ILH.[/QUOTE]If you've been in the game for a while and you've written a lot of reviews, then you must understand. My reviews are meant to be fun, entertaining and comical. Like many in the hobby world do in their reviews. For me, they are simply a record for me and also contain information that some find valuable..... like the most important.... is the chick actually real. If it has been taken as bragging, sorry, but it's not. That's not my intention. The hobby world is a fantasy for me. It's fun. Nothing more and nothing less.

I'm sorry you feel that way, but I respect your wishes.

I can't really tell who won that pissing match.

Oh well, I'll keep reading the reviews and make up my own mind.

[QUOTE=DinkYones;2266982]I can't really tell who won that pissing match.

Oh well, I'll keep reading the reviews and make up my own mind.[/QUOTE]There never is a winner so I decided a long time ago to just avoid them. None of us should have anything to prove to anyone here.

So I'm adding to this because the above is not completely true. I do my share of shit talking, but I try to keep it short and sweet. Anyone with any intelligence should get the wit and those who don't can go fuck themselves. I take my punches and then withdraw to avoid a long drawn out. (And off topic) pissing match. That being said, I will shut up now so we can all get back on topic.

My whole point of this was to report on Kaylas nasty ass to let everyone know what a nasty ho she is. Regardless of whether she is attractive or not, she did not wash up between sessions and triple booked. I said my piece, now It is up to you too listen or not.

ILH.