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[QUOTE=Louisky; 1347622]Last minute called Reign, the only good part of this was the excitement of seeing a new girl. She is well over six foot in heels and dressed nice. Once I was on the table a good ten minutes went by before she came back in, it seemed like thirty. Right off the bat rules, pretty much don't touch me. The back only massage was bad. On the flip straight to the point, even though it wasn't standing. Finish done. One of the worst appts I've had. The only thing missing is a robot voice at the end saying "your session is complete." won't be back to see her. Oh yea at some point top did come off.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-the-new-girl-and-her-reign-of-beauty-21/3701297[/url][/QUOTE]"Oh yea at some point top did come off." I guess that pretty well sums up a bad body rub. The top comes off and nobody cares.

I definitely knew when Jackie's top came off!

[QUOTE=Joelouky;1346971]Speaking of Lindsey, did she leave the Louisville area like Kelli does for short stints? Haven't seen one of her ads in quite a while. Her friend/partner/whatever Jaz had an ad not too long ago.[/QUOTE]Based on the intel I have been provided, Lindsey is out of action for a while. She is having some personal issues that need to be delt with. No worries. They are not related to the hobby and there is nothing to fear if you have seen her.

I hate this for both her and I. I was planning on seeing her but did not pull the trigger fast enough. I hope that everything works out for her and that she returns to the scene happy and healthy.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS,

[QUOTE=Louisky; 1347622]Last minute called Reign, the only good part of this was the excitement of seeing a new girl. She is well over six foot in heels and dressed nice. Once I was on the table a good ten minutes went by before she came back in, it seemed like thirty. Right off the bat rules, pretty much don't touch me. The back only massage was bad. On the flip straight to the point, even though it wasn't standing. Finish done. One of the worst appts I've had. The only thing missing is a robot voice at the end saying "your session is complete." won't be back to see her. Oh yea at some point top did come off.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-the-new-girl-and-her-reign-of-beauty-21/3701297[/url][/QUOTE]I hate to read this review. She has an amazing body and I would love to get close to it in a dream. Maybe she will see the reviews and be smart enough to improve her service. If not, it will be reported here and the truth shall set you free!

A report from the sidelines. I have never been made to understand why the talent leads you to their room, tells you to get comfortable and then leaves. As reported in this review, sometimes for a long time. Why do they leave? When they tell you to get comfortable, they know you will be naked when they return. Why don't they stay and start a fun conversation as you both get comfortable? I guess this is not a huge issue but is enough to casue me to rant.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS,

[QUOTE=TheSportScout; 1347652]I hate to read this review. She has an amazing body and I would love to get close to it in a dream. Maybe she will see the reviews and be smart enough to improve her service. If not, it will be reported here and the truth shall set you free!

A report from the sidelines. I have never been made to understand why the talent leads you to their room, tells you to get comfortable and then leaves. As reported in this review, sometimes for a long time. Why do they leave? When they tell you to get comfortable, they know you will be naked when they return. Why don't they stay and start a fun conversation as you both get comfortable? I guess this is not a huge issue but is enough to casue me to rant.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS, [/QUOTE]Perhaps they are giving the client some privacy. If you go to a legit massage place that is usually how they do it. That is the only thing I can think of.

[QUOTE=Coloice;1347654]Perhaps they are giving the client some privacy. If you go to a legit massage place that is usually how they do it. That is the only thing I can think of.[/QUOTE]You could be right. I can't speak for others but I don't go for privacy. I go to interact with them and enjoy an hour of fun. As I stated, not a huge issue.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS,

[QUOTE=TheSportScout;1347652]I have never been made to understand why the talent leads you to their room, tells you to get comfortable and then leaves. As reported in this review, sometimes for a long time.[/QUOTE]This is simple, they do it to kill time.

I hate it too. Sitting naked in a dark room waiting for them to come back in. It gives me a chance to think of all the better ways I could be spending my money.

I agree. While there is some effort, apparently, at appearing to be a true "massage" location, it is completely rediculous the amount of time some of these chicks take. I have been to a great number of these rub joints in my years. Probably the worst experiences I had were the old Victorian Escape (guess having to climb flights of stairs did add to the travel time) and some of the girls out at the Lyndon location. I will say that on one occasion I was left there long enough to become dissatisfied, take a phone call from the office, decide to get dressed again and walk out to the main area. When asked what the problem was, I just laughed.

At any rate, for any of the providers reading this thread, please bear this in mind. We are paying for time with the experience (in fact, most providers state in BOLD LETTERS, that the money is paid only for "time") so please don't think that your time is any more valuable than ours. Especially when you are seeing a regular or someone you have seen before, it really is kind of silly to disappear for 5+ minutes leaving a guy alone with his thoughts.

Just my two cents, for what its worth.

[QUOTE=Amigo; 1347664]This is simple, they do it to kill time.

I hate it too. Sitting naked in a dark room waiting for them to come back in. It gives me a chance to think of all the better ways I could be spending my money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amigo; 1347664]This is simple, they do it to kill time.

I hate it too. Sitting naked in a dark room waiting for them to come back in. It gives me a chance to think of all the better ways I could be spending my money.[/QUOTE]Amigo, how can you accuse the talent of killing the time I am paying for? They would never do that! It would be my guess that they have importance business that must be taken care of. I just wished that my time was as important to them as it is to me.

There are some very talented ladies that come on the board and share thier views. Can one or more of you respond to this topic and share why it is necessary to leave the room? Your input will be appreciated.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS,

[QUOTE=ZeroPointZero;1347545]Poplar AMP. Standard ending only, but very consistent service and quality. Love that table hot shower and sauna. Spoil you rotten.[/QUOTE]Assuming we are talking about the same one (the one just south of the expressway over the hill) you do not want to go there. Last time I was there I noticed after I awoke from my dream, the chick started setting up the table for the next person. But she did not change the sheets. She just moved the towel I was laying on, and allowed the next person to come in and lay on top of the lost children spilled all over the table after my dream. After seeing this, and this is while I am still in the fucking room, I vowed never, ever, ever, ever to go back to that place. And I would advise others to do the same.

[QUOTE=Amigo; 1347664]This is simple, they do it to kill time.

I hate it too. Sitting naked in a dark room waiting for them to come back in. It gives me a chance to think of all the better ways I could be spending my money.[/QUOTE]I understand your frustration, however consider this good friend: 1) You aren't really paying for the time whether it's 60 or 30 minutes but for the service provided within the time perimeter:2) I have seen people on here complain about some providers watching the clock whether they take their time outside the room or watch the clock, you are still be provided the service you set out to receive robitic or not, I'm just wandering which you would like them to do watch the clock or take their time, cause it is unlikely that you going to get rubbed on for exactly 30 or 60 minutes. I don't mind them taking their time nor watching the clock as long 1 hand on where its supposed to be.

[QUOTE=TheSportScout; 1347674]Amigo, how can you accuse the talent of killing the time I am paying for? They would never do that! It would be my guess that they have importance business that must be taken care of. I just wished that my time was as important to them as it is to me.

There are some very talented ladies that come on the board and share thier views. Can one or more of you respond to this topic and share why it is necessary to leave the room? Your input will be appreciated.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS, [/QUOTE]I personally don't typically leave the room if it is someone I know. Once the client arrives, I put the sheets on the table and fresh towels in the warmer while he is undressing. It is important to me that he sees the sheets were taken off of the shelf and are clean so there is no question about that. This also works out that we are both ready to begin the session at the same time. I have had to leave the room on occassion, but it is only to freshen up or grab a drink before the session begins, but that is only an instance when I have had two clients there too closely together. I book 30 minutes between clients to make sure I am ready for the client, but sometimes a former session runs over and the next client arrives early and I only have a couple of minutes, not enough time in between.

I will however always, leave the room if it is a new client. It is appropriate as some men prefer their privacy to cover up before I return. We do not know each other and it standard procedure for a legit massage as someone said on this board has mentioned. I can't assume that he prefers I see him nude, although he is a guy and most are not shy, some are, especially at first.

If I do leave the room and leave him on the table for a few minutes, I will only begin the clock once I have actually began the session with my hands physically on him. I announce the time to the client so he knows what time we are starting. This way the client's wait time is not docked from his session time. I stop the clock at as close to exact as I can so he recieves the full time booked actually in a session. Thus when the man dresses and pays, it is not part of his session time. I wonder if some girls book clients too closely and thus need that break to smoke or return calls or something of the sort (that is only my guess). But I can say that this is hard work and when the girl has a minute to have a quick break she is probably more relaxed and thus your session will be better. That is why I always book 30 minutes between clients. I know it means I have less time to see more clients, but my quality is much better that way. I am usually prepared, organized and at ease and that is very important in this business.

[QUOTE=TheSportScout;1347652]A report from the sidelines. I have never been made to understand why the talent leads you to their room, tells you to get comfortable and then leaves. As reported in this review, sometimes for a long time. Why do they leave? When they tell you to get comfortable, they know you will be naked when they return. Why don't they stay and start a fun conversation as you both get comfortable? I guess this is not a huge issue but is enough to cause me to rant.[/QUOTE]I have only known of two providers who are in the room when you undress. I find it kinky myself, however it is certainly not the norm. I think for most, however, if they don't know you, they let you get undressed alone because when they come back in how you are positioned, dressed, etc, sort of gives them a heads up as to why you are there, so to speak. For example, if you cover yourself up, you might actually be there for a real massage and not there to take a nap. In other cases, if they have back to back sessions, that might be their only chance for a break or to clean up, etc.

If we get to let out rants, personally I hate it when there are back to back sessions. I don't want to run into other people, and they don't want to see me walking out. And I dopn't want to walk in and the place still smells like badussy (1501 was horrible about this). Plus, most of the time, especially after you get to know people, you tend to like to talk to each other. And nothing ruins the end of a session faster than,"your hour's up, and my 1:00 is here. Time to get to steppin'!" There are a couple of very good people around that we all know who make it a point never to do this. I advise staying with those lovely ladies if for no other reason than that.

[QUOTE=TheSportScout; 1347648]Based on the intel I have been provided, Lindsey is out of action for a while. She is having some personal issues that need to be delt with. No worries. They are not related to the hobby and there is nothing to fear if you have seen her.

I hate this for both her and I. I was planning on seeing her but did not pull the trigger fast enough. I hope that everything works out for her and that she returns to the scene happy and healthy.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS, [/QUOTE]Good to hear that she is still around and just taking some needed time off. I have been fortunate to see her more than once and she is a real keeper.

[QUOTE=TheSportScout; 1347674]Amigo, how can you accuse the talent of killing the time I am paying for? They would never do that! It would be my guess that they have importance business that must be taken care of. I just wished that my time was as important to them as it is to me.

There are some very talented ladies that come on the board and share thier views. Can one or more of you respond to this topic and share why it is necessary to leave the room? Your input will be appreciated.

Be smart. Stay safe.

SS, [/QUOTE]An understandable allowance for undressing and getting comfortable is about 3 min. More than that is stall tactics and definitely counts against the provider.

[QUOTE=Funtongue13;1346943]She did contact me a couple of weeks ago to get on here and post against the negative reviews. However; Bro's before Ho's is my watchword.[/QUOTE]Based upon this, should we assume she reads this board?

If so, I have a message for our dear Lyric:

"If you don't want us to post negative reviews of you and your thug boyfriend / daddy / pimp / whatever, stop ripping us off you dumbass!"

That should clear things up for her.