Good things cum in small packages
I would have told her it's the perfect size for anal. Just saying.
[QUOTE=GripNSip;4339827]A few times. Some girls can be brutally honest. They see all shapes and sizes day in and day out so you may not be the biggest she's seen but take solace in knowing you're also not the smallest. Sometimes you got to learn to laugh and play along. Wit can get you far for instance if it happens again think of it as a good ice breaker to potentially get FS. She comments on your small dick, turn it around and say "bend over and I'll show just how powerful this little guy is".[/QUOTE]
RE: Firing Back With Humor
You could comeback with, "I'm a grower, not a shower. " It may get a laugh if she's never heard that one before.
Or you could just retort, "Is small penis size humiliation extra? Because I don't know if I brought enough of a tip for that and a blow job."
[QUOTE=VChase;4339843]I would have told her it's the perfect size for anal. Just saying.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GripNSip;4339827]A few times. Some girls can be brutally honest. They see all shapes and sizes day in and day out so you may not be the biggest she's seen but take solace in knowing you're also not the smallest. Sometimes you got to learn to laugh and play along. Wit can get you far for instance if it happens again think of it as a good ice breaker to potentially get FS. She comments on your small dick, turn it around and say "bend over and I'll show just how powerful this little guy is".[/QUOTE]
Buzz Kill with a Hairy Snatch
[QUOTE=MrWilson898;4339039]Been a while. I recently had a visit to Angel in Fairfax. Massage was good, table shower was a bit timid, but still good.
I got a girl from Ohio who was only in town for a month (it's been a few weeks since I went, so I doubt she is still there. The flip came. We did a little negotiating and she got full naked. Girl had a Bush, which I have never seen before from an AMP. Anyone else come across ones with that? I liked it.
Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively? Maybe that's on Ohio thing, like the Bush? Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.[/QUOTE]Mr Wilson.
Thats funny and instantly reminded me of a K-girl at Shirlington T in the early spring that had a nice black Bush with fine hair like a Persian cat's fur. Wonder if she is making the NoVa rounds and faking her back story to one of us. She went by the name "Happy" and said she lived in fairfax. Had a kocky attitude but it was almost like she didn't know it. We never talked about size, but she said some shit (can't remember) and I was like, WTF did you just say, and she just went on like nothing happened. She was about 30 maybe even late 20's, pretty attractive and smallish B's but really perky and playful tits. I paid the "up" for full service and had a good time, but she had the arrogant attitude of a millennial which I just thought was funny. I mean she just fucked an older dude for money, so am I still supposed to think she is hot shit? Hahahah. I had a good time, enjoyed seeing a furry Bush like it was the 80's and high school again, and drilled her good in doggie. But she finished me doing the Asian squat thing cow girl style. That was a first for me and memorable. Is there any chance she matches the description of the "K with attitude" that you experienced?
And the auto-correct on this site keeps capitalizing my b in Bush when I preview the post. WTF. I guess this website is programmed for Bush to only be GW Bush and not a vagina. Or maybe those are synonyms.
Luna was fun and had a good time
[QUOTE=MufDivr1;4126362]Has anyone seen her lately. Annandale. Mid 50's. Youthful appearance.[/QUOTE]Saw her last December at her place in Annandale. Really nice personality and everything was available. If you're into camel and body slides be sure to try her out. I'd see her again, but I'm more into spinner types. Though, it's tempting to make a return visit.
That's a bit much, unless.
[QUOTE=NyHornet;4341195]Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/8213280.html[/URL]
She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.[/QUOTE]That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.
Arlington Physical Therapy
What was I thinking? Called around yesterday, nada. Ventured to APT based on older reviews.
30 minute dream. Hard massage, 7/10. No feather touch, unless 'iron claw' is the new normal. Flip. "do you want to play?" Yes, but how about. 6? The conversation wasn't going anywhere, iron claw. Jackhammer finish. Iron claw was attached to a powerful, woman, went by Sue, guessing 40-mid-50's.
Return? Some dreams are one and done. YMMV.
The New Normal: Crap Reviews
[QUOTE=NyHornet;4338062]Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?[/QUOTE]While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.
But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.
IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.
Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.
TER was far from perfect but your right.
[QUOTE=JmSuttr;4343867]While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.
But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.
IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.
Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.[/QUOTE]Back when TER was the go to source I polled several girls who had TER reviews on their accuracy. Everyone one of them said the same thing. A third of their reivews were pretty close or accurate. Another thrid wiere exaggerated and the last third. Never happened. Never happened. These were some guys' fiction to get VIP on TER was the speculation or just as bad or worse, some guy in his own la la land. I guess things haven't changed. LOL.