Massage Parlor Reports

Gents-I need your help with a dream. In this dream I visit a very nice young lady at her place, NOT a hotel. While there I get a very nice massage and am surprised that she ACTUALLY knows how to give a massage! On the flip we trade places where she oils up her her sexy tits and lets me slide in between them until there is a massive explosion. The explosion is so big that she gets a majority of it ON HER FACE and she doesn't complain or ***** at me. In fact she enjoys getting her face painted. Shoot me a PM if you have had a similar dream and care to share the details.

[QUOTE=RubaDubdub01;2825096]Gents-I need your help with a dream. In this dream I visit a very nice young lady at her place, NOT a hotel. While there I get a very nice massage and am surprised that she ACTUALLY knows how to give a massage! On the flip we trade places where she oils up her her sexy tits and lets me slide in between them until there is a massive explosion. The explosion is so big that she gets a majority of it ON HER FACE and she doesn't complain or ***** at me. In fact she enjoys getting her face painted. Shoot me a PM if you have had a similar dream and care to share the details.[/QUOTE]How did you find her? Does she advertise? Is it a residence or a business setting? Was this her? What kind of help are you looking for? Sounds like we need the help, not you. LOL.

[QUOTE=RubaDubdub01;2825096]Gents-I need your help with a dream. In this dream I visit a very nice young lady at her place, NOT a hotel. While there I get a very nice massage and am surprised that she ACTUALLY knows how to give a massage! On the flip we trade places where she oils up her her sexy tits and lets me slide in between them until there is a massive explosion. The explosion is so big that she gets a majority of it ON HER FACE and she doesn't complain or ***** at me. In fact she enjoys getting her face painted. Shoot me a PM if you have had a similar dream and care to share the details.[/QUOTE]As the title says in the first post, I need help finding this dream. Maybe I should have had more coffee before posting. I want to find this provider, if you have met with a girl that fits this description that is what want to know. To all the guys PMing me asking for details, sorry for the confusion.

[QUOTE=RubaDubdub01;2825198]As the title says in the first post, I need help finding this dream. Maybe I should have had more coffee before posting. I want to find this provider, if you have met with a girl that fits this description that is what want to know. To all the guys PMing me asking for details, sorry for the confusion.[/QUOTE]You need to be direct in your questions! No wonder you are confusing folks. For the life of me I do not understand why folks say "I had this dream" Sorry for the flame but a bit sophomoric.

So I have been hitting the same AMP for a while and it finally paid off. I always leave happy and can otc roam all I want wherevet I want. This time she kept running her finger over my asshole as I lay there and with her other hand she reached to massage the twins.

I told her that felt nice and she asked really? I said yes and she said she would be right back.

I lay waiting and hear her cine back in, she slaps my ass and grabs it hard and to my surprise slides a lubed gloved finger up there.

She has me roll over with finger still way up there and she grabs the twins, this time my hand went down her shorts. She moaned and undid them, they fell to thr floor and she put one kner on table making it easy for me to get my fingers in. I went hard at it her hand in twinns and her finger going to town. She was trying to be quiet moaning away.

Next thing I. Know she dropped her mouth down and shoved my partner down her throat. I busted instantly making her choke. She jumped up put on shorts and ran out to get hot towel.

She came back and was really nervous and rushed me out. Saying see you next time practically pushing me out. I said eait your tip she said next time next time.

I think she freaked herself out!

Yawn. What more can I say?

Called ahead after finding Rose closed. Thought of April so I asked about her. Voice says "April here now. You come here now. " So I bit. But No April. Just a middle aged provider giving a good massage, dropping the top, HE, and a "Thanks. " Probably will not repeat.

[QUOTE=RaleighConnect;2825589]So I have been hitting the same AMP for a while and it finally paid off. I always leave happy and can otc roam all I want wherevet I want. This time she kept running her finger over my asshole as I lay there and with her other hand she reached to massage the twins.

I told her that felt nice and she asked really? I said yes and she said she would be right back.

I lay waiting and hear her cine back in, she slaps my ass and grabs it hard and to my surprise slides a lubed gloved finger up there.

She has me roll over with finger still way up there and she grabs the twins, this time my hand went down her shorts. She moaned and undid them, they fell to thr floor and she put one kner on table making it easy for me to get my fingers in. I went hard at it her hand in twinns and her finger going to town. She was trying to be quiet moaning away.

Next thing I. Know she dropped her mouth down and shoved my partner down her throat. I busted instantly making her choke. She jumped up put on shorts and ran out to get hot towel.

She came back and was really nervous and rushed me out. Saying see you next time practically pushing me out. I said eait your tip she said next time next time.

I think she freaked herself out![/QUOTE]Which AMP please?

[QUOTE=RaleighConnect;2825589]So I have been hitting the same AMP for a while and it finally paid off. I always leave happy and can otc roam all I want wherevet I want. This time she kept running her finger over my asshole as I lay there and with her other hand she reached to massage the twins.

I told her that felt nice and she asked really? I said yes and she said she would be right back.

I lay waiting and hear her cine back in, she slaps my ass and grabs it hard and to my surprise slides a lubed gloved finger up there.

She has me roll over with finger still way up there and she grabs the twins, this time my hand went down her shorts. She moaned and undid them, they fell to thr floor and she put one kner on table making it easy for me to get my fingers in. I went hard at it her hand in twinns and her finger going to town. She was trying to be quiet moaning away.

Next thing I. Know she dropped her mouth down and shoved my partner down her throat. I busted instantly making her choke. She jumped up put on shorts and ran out to get hot towel.

She came back and was really nervous and rushed me out. Saying see you next time practically pushing me out. I said eait your tip she said next time next time.

I think she freaked herself out![/QUOTE]Wow what a dream LOL being a backstaged regular I've seen numerous crazy things but that's one way to have fun with the massage. I know I've been a leecher of this forum and many old timers have given lots of great infos. Keep doing what you do and stay safe!

[QUOTE=RubaDubdub01;2825198]As the title says in the first post, I need help finding this dream. Maybe I should have had more coffee before posting. I want to find this provider, if you have met with a girl that fits this description that is what want to know. To all the guys PMing me asking for details, sorry for the confusion.[/QUOTE]By me. I gave up trying to make it happen. I did get one or two tips on places to go, but was never able to make it happen. Maybe if I spent a small fortune with repeat visits. Or just find a good quality escort.

I'm a recent member and I've been wondering about JJ's numbering system. I've seen posts where a spot was moved up or down in the ranks and assumed that the number assigned must signify "value" (looks? Quality of massage? Extras offered? Overall score?) based on some system. Rather than making the typical newbie mistake and asking on this forum as a first post, I thought I'd go see and evaluate for myself.

So off to #1 on Rt 54. Entered at about 11 am yesterday and found another patron just finishing up signing a CC receipt (on his way in). The mamasan (I assumed) was a short, thin, 50's woman with long hair who looked like she might have looked good. Some time long ago. But she was the mamasan (I assumed). She went in the back with said patron and was replaced by a mid-40's taller, heavy, woman who might have given a great massage, but did nothing to inspire any "dreaming". So, politely declining, I left. Perhaps time of day has an impact on value offered, or maybe the massage is so spectacular offered by these ladies, but, (no offence to JJ intented) #1 didn't seem #1 in my estimation.

So off to #26 on Westgate. Entered at exactly noon yesterday and found an empty lobby. Mamasan came quickly and asked the normal questions. I took 60 minutes for 70, but asked to "see the girl". She declined, insisting that "girl is good". I remembered reading on this forum about Coco at this venue so pulled that name out of my bag of tricks as someone I had recently seen, asking if she were available. Mamasan took a look at the clock and told me that she was available and led me to a room. I sat for about 5 minutes until mamasan entered with a thin pretty girl, mid 30's and introduced her as Sofia, as Coco was not available. She told me that Sofia would do a good job. I agreed, finished undressing, Sofia covered me up and went to work. The massage was good (7/10), Sofia was playful, allowed OTC (did I get that right?) roaming during the massage, and finished me up after the flip. She did not allow anything under the clothing, but a good time none the less.

So, based on my experience, I'm unclear what, if any, significance the numbering system holds. Would someone be willing to enlighten?

Stopped by here the other night and asked for a half hour. Long story short, more of a sensual body rub with a little massage on the back muscles even though I asked for hard. Most of the attention was paid to my inner thighs and a lot of taint and ass play and rubbing. Very sensual and had me at attention for the flip where I got a nice prostate massage and a slow sensual HE. I wouldn't waste money on anything longer than a half hour since an actual massage was nonexistent. I would repeat. Didn't ask her name. She was cute enough and allowed me to slide my hand in her bra for a little nipple play. . 4 for half hour and. 4 for tip.

[QUOTE=Smi13;2826593]I'm a recent member and I've been wondering about JJ's numbering system. I've seen posts where a spot was moved up or down in the ranks and assumed that the number assigned must signify "value" (looks? Quality of massage? Extras offered? Overall score?) based on some system. Rather than making the typical newbie mistake and asking on this forum as a first post, I thought I'd go see and evaluate for myself.

So off to #1 on Rt 54. Entered at about 11 am yesterday and found another patron just finishing up signing a CC receipt (on his way in). The mamasan (I assumed) was a short, thin, 50's woman with long hair who looked like she might have looked good. Some time long ago. But she was the mamasan (I assumed). She went in the back with said patron and was replaced by a mid-40's taller, heavy, woman who might have given a great massage, but did nothing to inspire any "dreaming". So, politely declining, I left. Perhaps time of day has an impact on value offered, or maybe the massage is so spectacular offered by these ladies, but, (no offence to JJ intented) #1 didn't seem #1 in my estimation.

So off to #26 on Westgate. Entered at exactly noon yesterday and found an empty lobby. Mamasan came quickly and asked the normal questions. I took 60 minutes for 70, but asked to "see the girl". She declined, insisting that "girl is good". I remembered reading on this forum about Coco at this venue so pulled that name out of my bag of tricks as someone I had recently seen, asking if she were available. Mamasan took a look at the clock and told me that she was available and led me to a room. I sat for about 5 minutes until mamasan entered with a thin pretty girl, mid 30's and introduced her as Sofia, as Coco was not available. She told me that Sofia would do a good job. I agreed, finished undressing, Sofia covered me up and went to work. The massage was good (7/10), Sofia was playful, allowed OTC (did I get that right?) roaming during the massage, and finished me up after the flip. She did not allow anything under the clothing, but a good time none the less.

So, based on my experience, I'm unclear what, if any, significance the numbering system holds. Would someone be willing to enlighten?[/QUOTE]The numbers are just an order of entry and not an indication of ranking. The ranking is the P / E etc code next to the listing.

When a new AMP opens up it gets the next number. In the early days of the list I used to replace and reuse numbers for APMs that closed. But for the last couple of years I just leave the old one up and use the next free number. I stopped doing that because people kept asking about AMPs that closed. And were no longer on the list. So now they are just memories. It's that simple.

[QUOTE=Smi13;2826593]I'm a recent member and I've been wondering about JJ's numbering system. I've seen posts where a spot was moved up or down in the ranks and assumed that the number assigned must signify "value" (looks? Quality of massage? Extras offered? Overall score?) based on some system. Rather than making the typical newbie mistake and asking on this forum as a first post, I thought I'd go see and evaluate for myself.

So off to #1 on Rt 54. Entered at about 11 am yesterday and found another patron just finishing up signing a CC receipt (on his way in). The mamasan (I assumed) was a short, thin, 50's woman with long hair who looked like she might have looked good. Some time long ago. But she was the mamasan (I assumed). She went in the back with said patron and was replaced by a mid-40's taller, heavy, woman who might have given a great massage, but did nothing to inspire any "dreaming". So, politely declining, I left. Perhaps time of day has an impact on value offered, or maybe the massage is so spectacular offered by these ladies, but, (no offence to JJ intented) #1 didn't seem #1 in my estimation.

So off to #26 on Westgate. Entered at exactly noon yesterday and found an empty lobby. Mamasan came quickly and asked the normal questions. I took 60 minutes for 70, but asked to "see the girl". She declined, insisting that "girl is good". I remembered reading on this forum about Coco at this venue so pulled that name out of my bag of tricks as someone I had recently seen, asking if she were available. Mamasan took a look at the clock and told me that she was available and led me to a room. I sat for about 5 minutes until mamasan entered with a thin pretty girl, mid 30's and introduced her as Sofia, as Coco was not available. She told me that Sofia would do a good job. I agreed, finished undressing, Sofia covered me up and went to work. The massage was good (7/10), Sofia was playful, allowed OTC (did I get that right?) roaming during the massage, and finished me up after the flip. She did not allow anything under the clothing, but a good time none the less.

So, based on my experience, I'm unclear what, if any, significance the numbering system holds. Would someone be willing to enlighten?[/QUOTE]

I've been to #40 a couple of times since my last post, have been treated extremely well. Always left happy with a great massage.

Recently made the trip out to #18 though, and Mamasan almost kicked me out right at the door. I finally got in and got the massage, and it was nice (bigger girl gave it), but it was good. Back Walking and all of that stuff. I tried for FS and they said maybe next time. Left Happy though.

So I am planning on hitting an AMP Wednesday and thought I would do a little porn surfing in preparation. Over on xhamster there are quite a few cam videos of guys recording their AMP sessions. Several of these videos are from 2008 and from the west coast. Funny thing is the ladies in the videos look exactly like 90% of our AMP ladies. The massage on the video is exactly like the massage you get today and the HE is exactly them same. Just thought it was funny how their service is exactly the same as it was almost 10 years ago, no matter the location. I guess if you have a good business model you don't change it.

Separate thought. Has anyone recorded their session? I always thought it would be easy to position your cell phone to capture the fun.