The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2600136]First of all I would like to thank you for all your contributions to this great board. I value your Intel and I really enjoyed reading your posts. In my opinion you are very talented. You live a life and you have a good time every single day. You get plenty of good pussy And at the end of the day that's all that matters. I am a fan of yours. But Sir if I may, The only advice that I would offer you would be this. Please ignore the monger trolls on this thread. They have no life and never will have a life. I know it gets frustrating at times dealing with such stupid people. Certain members on here you should just ignore. Ignore is the ultimate disrespect to someone. M2 You are way too talented to be on this thread arguing with these stupid people. Why you bringing your name up every day you are giving them instant credibility! None of these people are in your league. Please continue posting all of your post and stories. Again it's only my advice. You are the only MONGER here in Orlando that I would be proud to go out and have a drink with. It would be an honor for me just to shake your hand. I am being completely serious right now sir. Please keep up the good work.

P.S.

Do not I repeat do not piss off admin.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]The potential beginnings of.

Bare back mountain Part2 ?

But instead the setting will take place in Mon'tease's Magical backyard Garden O'ass'is?

Who takes the reins on this and claims top or bottom?

Or maybe a gay version of the Outsiders you think?

The names fit in perfectly for you 2.

One plays Dally the other Pony boy, I think this actually works!

Saddle up boys and break out those cheek chiller chaps, it looks like it's going down!

I can just hear it now, both of you waking up after a long night OF FUN! As Mont'ass likes to say.

Slowly waking from your sch'long slumber lying comfortably on Montes hepc stained brown bed.

One of you turns to the other and says "where are your hands?

The Reply "between 2 pillows".

The response, " Those are not pillows!

Sounds like my producer and director need 2 talk with you again Mont'ass.

Fuq it, you might as well just get yourself an agent, we are talking about true STAR'DUMB here boy!

Yeah, I like the Outsiders themed romp, I think we will definitely have to cast you as Pony Boy.

Makes sense right? I mean look at you, your like a modern day cowboy up on that fancy rice burner!
So the name just feels so right

Well darn gone'it I might be up to something big here.

Yep Pony Boy it is!

It has to be.

Stay Gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold.

P F''ING G

[QUOTE=Chris5;2599929]This is my favorite thread. And without a doubt Chris5 is the biggest RAT on here! Exactly the way I like it! Looks as if my charming personality has pissed off a lot of people here. I'm going to need a box of tissues please! Chris5 is done! It's all over for him! Well my response is the following, I am standing up now after just taking a shit on my toilet, I have NOT wiped my ass yet, now I'm standing and bending over. Can each and every one of you motherfuckers KISS and LICK my ass!! LOL! And while you're at it suck my hairy balls as well! Lmfao!

I get laid daily! Get over it! Women come and go just like UNDERWEAR! Women HATE me!! Funny thing is why do I continue to get laid? Funny thing is no review I have written has been said it fake by the provider I review. If anything they thank me for my business. Chris5 is done? I'm just getting started!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]You get laid because you pay for it, if it weren't for the donation factor, you couldn't get pussy if you placed an application for adoption at the ASPCA. You better fall back and protect that job so you can continue to be a connoisseur of the street's finest junkies. But please do us all a favor, get your dick checked every once in a while, with all the intravenous drug users you've encountered, I wouldn't be surprised if your little sailor were ready to jump ship.

Just so you know I'm not picking sides here, I have had PM's from both Montes and Chris for full disclosure purposes. I'm relatively new to this Rat Trap thing. I don't really know anyone involved I just know that this.

To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.

Is never a good idea, never call someone an idiot when you have an idiotic spelling error in the statement.

[QUOTE=TeenLover;2600468]Just so you know I'm not picking sides here, I have had PM's from both Montes and Chris for full disclosure purposes. I'm relatively new to this Rat Trap thing. I don't really know anyone involved I just know that this.

To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.

Is never a good idea, never call someone an idiot when you have an idiotic spelling error in the statement.[/QUOTE]

OH NO, HERE COME THE 'HE CAN'T SPELL POSTS' FROM THE 2 IMBECILES!
NOW WHAT DO I DO???? HELP !!!

Yep i admit that's me and I am prone to it.

Listen no one here is accusing me of being a genius (that would be reserved for my son) yet I still manage to wipe the floor with these 'TO' bitches all day/all KNIGHT up and down the Rat Trap court, which ironically makes it all the more hilarious!

But it's really about the content nit the grammatical errors
I used to crush it on my college papers but yet they were riddled with red!!

And there is a reason.

I make plenty of errors that I find late and then it's 'TWO' late for editing.

I have apologized 'FOUR' it in the past.

Because of your concern I (P mutha fuqn G) will make commitment from this day on to keep a closer 'I' on this.

Hold up, hold up now, heyyyy don't I 'NO' you.
I will be damned, I thought it was u !!!
Guys, this is my college English professor!!

I just "NEW' you were one of us!

You 'SUN' of a gun, you always were a spelling Nazi!

But I forgot to tell you I also suffer from mild dyslexia and I never 'WHERE' my glasses.

But shhhh lets keep that on the DL!

Let me offically Welcome you to the Trap!

We need to catch back up on all that Bukowski poetry and Ethan Frome damage.

Cheers!

P Mutha F'uqn G.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2600279]You know PM's weddings My GF wanting to. Buzzards circling.

Swags.[/QUOTE]We do not want him to pile on Mon'tease for his incoherent dribble.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2600535]We do not want him to pile on Mon'tease for his incoherent dribble.[/QUOTE]Hey, I make mistakes all the time especially when using a phone that thinks it knows what I meant to write. I'm just saying if I'm going to call someone an idiot, I will make damned sure I don't look like an idiot while doing it.

That's all.

[QUOTE=TeenLover;2600575]Hey, I make mistakes all the time especially when using a phone that thinks it knows what I meant to write. I'm just saying if I'm going to call someone an idiot, I will make damned sure I don't look like an idiot while doing it.

That's all.[/QUOTE]

So uuuuuuuu don't understand what dyslexia is??? Then do not reply with a stupid response if u do not.

Listen son, aside from that

Majority of my friends and family are top lawyers and doctors. U should see some of their grammer.

-SO-

No-one thinks I look like an idiot.

Except

An idiot

Run along now I 'HERE' your mommy calling

A little (sp) for the road just 4 u my friend!!

P Fuqn G.