OC AMP for seattle visitor
Can anyone recommend AMP near long beach that has more than He? Got some great ones for Seattle but not for my socal visit.
Happy Happy. The "WORST WORST"
I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.
I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.
My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.
Exxon Valdez / BP Oil Spill
PG,
Bummer about your Asian oil slick experience. Maybe she was warming you up for a little nuru session? LOL.
That's one of the reasons why I avoid the AMP scene. I could deal with a modest amount of oil applied to my back, but when they break out the squeegee to spread it out on you, that's when I pull the rip cord. I've ruined more shirts because of that. The oil stains the crap out of everything. And the sticky smelly lotion is annoying, as well. Is that bikini bar the place where the non-Asian girls flash you for a few bucks? Sort of like the Vietnamese coffee shops?
Dutch.
[QUOTE=PincheGringo;2957239]I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.
I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.
My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.[/QUOTE]
Narrowing down the options
Still trying to find a gem among the bountiful AMP's in Central Orange County. The one where you are looking for a HE but you get even more like DATY (my favorite) or total clothes off.
Went again to Green Massage, and although I got a great massage, no HE. So I think this place it very much YMMV. Too bad because the masseuse was very attractive. Needed to unload a few steps away at Hot Baby, but then again while I got the HE, the service was very mechanical.
I always like it when you go to a new place, there is no haggle, and you get what you were looking for. Checked out Seven Seas in CM. No questions about whether I have been here before, very nice and sweet masseuse. Very attractive with a nice body (she was wearing jeans). Hard to tell her age, but it really didn't matter. Very good oil massage. And for those who like attention to the rear end, she did that fairly well. No problem with the HE, and she wasn't mechanical and gave one of the best I've had in a while without stroking me 60 mph. So I will be back and to see her again to check for further action. Since it was my first time, I don't know the full lineup. And typically I do this on weekends, which, from my experience, you tend to get older women.
Finally, I put my hat into the ring for a local AAMP. No contact let. Very pricey, but from what I read, you get the GFE with plenty of extras.
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