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The OG
[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;3134558]Great detailed review my friend! I spilled a perfect cup of Earl Grey laughing so hard!
Thanks Mate. Lex.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reading my review sir. You are a legend on this forum, the very 1st review I ever read was written by you. Glad I could make you laugh it was an honor. Thanks for all you do and continue to do for monger nation. Play safe out there.
-Redops out.
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Great post
The cari champion line was comedy gold and thank you for the laugh! I thought about this one to see if it was worth it.
[QUOTE=RedOps;3134081][URL]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blondes-do-it-better-sweet-seductive-and-intelligent-emerson-grey-is-ready-to-play/31620491[/URL]
Saw this one around 9 pm last night she was reviewed on here earlier so I decided to see what was up with her. I call her up and ask for rates, she tells me 60 for qv 100 for hhr 120 for hr and she has a 40 lollipop and she swallows. I'm like well shit let me get the lollipop she says ok I'm on bragg how long will it take you to get here? I tell her 30 minutes and she says cool. So I hop in the shower, roll me a blunt and smoke otw to where she is at. I get there, park, call and tell her I had arrived she says ok give me a second. What do these bitches be doing? You knew I was otw 30 minutes ago hoe. Anyway, 5 minutes go by and she calls me back and tells me her room number. I get out the car and start looking around to see who looking at me I see no one. I proceed to her room and she is outside smoking a cig. * why are you out here? I don't want people to know I'm coming to see you. But in retrospect I can't be mad, it did give me a chance to turn around and walk away if I didn't like what I was looking at. But I did like what I was looking at like another monger said she is the female in the pics she is short with long blonde hair and I would say she is early to mid 40's, she is definitely a MILF LOL my very 1st one too.
I tell her she is the one I'm looking for and we proceed into her room. I get in there and its not smokey but she does need to tidy up a bit in there but nothing that will be too distracting and not allow you fellas to get your rocks off. I place the 40 on the table next to her and she looks at it and proceeds to undress. Great sign. I start to do the same without her even telling me. We are both nude now and I ask her how she wants me she replies with however you want to be doesn't really matter. * you don't really mean that because I'm prone to have yo ass on a head stand sucking this dick. But anyway I just lay back on her bed and she proceeds to accompany me. She puts her face in my lap and starts to lick the sides of ricky (my cock) she does this to make him grow from a boy to a man then proceeds to cover him with her whole mouth. What a nice lady. The bare back suckey suckey started off amazing! She was deep throating, working that tongue and letting me fuck the shit out of her face. Come to think of it shawty's face can take a pounding lmao. Anyway, the head was real good for the 1st 10 minutes then after that I guess her mouth was getting tired because it started getting toothy. She sucks me up for 2 more minutes then looks at me and ask me what does she have to do to make me cum? I think to myself hmmm. Hop on one leg and bark like a dog * LOL naw. I tell her to bring her pussy closer and let me play with her clit, she does so and as soon as I start playing with it she starts moaning and she was a little moist as well.
So now I have one hand on her ass and the other on her clit and she has her head in my lap eating my dick. * I know it looks like a Johnsonville sausage but it ain't one you need to treat this muthafucka like a dum dum and suck it. Anyway, she continues this for 3 minutes before asking me again what she needs to do to make me cum? I tell her why don't you slap a cover on the dick and get on top. She says ok I usually don't do this for 40 but I will this one time. I think to myself mhmm * whatever just hop on this dick. No but all jokes aside she has exceptional customer service and she wasn't going to be satisfied until I was satisfied and she gets an A++ for that in my book. We need more providers like her on BP. One that actually cares about her clilents leaving happy and not one who just wants your money and doesn't give 3 shits about yo ass after that. Anyway, she lubes her self up with some lube and hops on my beef cake. She did have some grip and some friction in the kitty and of course it was moist because she used lube I will rate the pussy a 6/10. The 1st 10 minutes of the suckey suckey were a 8/10 then this * started tryna eat my dick then it dropped to a 5/10.
As she rode I squeezed her nipples her breast are a little saggy but nothing that would make you say they were ugly or anything. They are a nice size tho I grabbed me a handful on both breast. This MILF can really ride too!! I fucked the shit out of her for 2 minutes before this * starts getting really loud and saying "Oh shit I'm about to cum" I'm looking at her like ok * just cum and stfu. She cums on my dick then I guess she was a little tired once again because she lays on top of me then whispers in my ear "Baby what do I have to do to make you cum?" I think too myself hmm. * go get cari champion from espn and let me put a fucking crook in her spine. Anyway, I just pull her closer to me so now we are chest to chest and proceed to fuck the shit out of her for a good 3 minutes during the pounding I feel the pressure building up in my loins and blast a medium load in the cover while continuing to fuck her. I get a couple more strokes in then tell her I'm done with her. She climbs off of me and tells me to dispose of the cover in the trashcan I do then go into her bathroom and get some good ole angel soft to clean up with. Now as I'm cleaning up I hear a knock at the door. I'm thinking awe shit WTF is this my knife is all the way on the other side of the room and this * is headed to the door. I yell out a quick "don't open that" she then tells me she is not and just looks through the peep hole and says "damn I guess that's him already, he is early" but the muthafucka on the other side of the door is calling the * by name and asking her for something to be slid underneath the door. I'm thinking to myself let me get my knife and get my clothes on and get the fuck out of here. She was tryna act like it was a monger but * I ain't stupid, how this mofo know your government name and he want you to slid something under the door. I don't know if he is a handler but she does have some one watching out for her so ya'll beware.
So the guy goes away and she tells me to not worry it was "nobody. " Whatever * When I'm fully dressed I tell her I am about to leave and she is still butt ass naked while doing something on her phone. She looks up at me and says "ok baby come see me again sometime" I walk to the door and look out the peep hole to make sure the coast is clear. I tell her bye open the door and look both ways before heading out. Never can be too careful. I see no one so I walk to the car with my hand on my knife, hop in the whip and bounce. Besides the knock on the door and the toothy blowjob when she got tired is was definitely an outstanding session. I will give her a 7/10 in looks she looks nice for her age her breast are saggy but nothing to be grossed out by and her ass is just average. It does have some meat on it but it doesn't really stick out there like in her photo, but I was able to work with it. I will give her customer service a 10/10 she was not going to be satisfied until I came and that's always a plus. She was not shower fresh tho she was actually kinda musty I smelled my fingers when I got in the car and it smelt like a high school locker room AFTER football practice. Word to the wise don't put your finger in these hoes.
All in all she was a good lay and I would definitely see her again just hopes she takes a shower next time. Well that's all folks ya'll be safe out there and remember no pussy is worth losing your life always think with your brain and not your dick and if you not feeling the vibe as soon as you walk in or the * is bullshitting or using fake pictures just walk out and save your money to play for another day. Have fun jamming these hoes.
-Redops out.[/QUOTE]
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Hawaiian Sonya
Gentlemen,
As any one been in touch with Sonya, I have lost her number.
Shine.
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Agree 100%
[QUOTE=Raider1963;3135186]No disrespect to Redops, but I agree. I have been doing this for 5 yrs now and I have seen some good providers get jaded because of fellow mongers. That is one reason why I will keep UTR girls close to the vest unless I get a good vibe from fellow mongers. A good provider is rare and I like to do my part in making sure they stay good providers.
I am not trying to point fingers or get into a discussion over this. I just wanted to add my 2 cents worth.
Stay safe and have fun.
Raider.[/QUOTE]I agree. I very rarely share a number due to this stuff going on. If you want your favorites to stay happy, you have to keep the attitude changers away!
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Anyone had a dream of this one?[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her, but I would be interested to know as well. I've been looking for recommendations on an ebony provider. If anyone has any, please let me know. Thanks!
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Smh!
I don't agree with some of the comments about keeping things close to the vest or not sharing info for this reason or that, but when you make comments like that and you have a post count of under 65, you're not sharing info anyway and it's an excuse. Now I get the "white Knights" running around playing Capt' save a Hoe standing up for some girls but, It's not like you going to take them home and make an honest woman out of them and honestly these ladies have made their choices. They have picked the life of sucking cock and fucking strangers for a living no matter what their reasons are and I am not judging but those of us that play this game and partake in their pleasures shouldn't judge any one else for how they play it. I play by a gentleman's hand book on most engagements but I do not under estimate this game, it's take or be taken in this world of shadows. This forum is about the exchange of info on getting your rocks off, not bashing the next player for how he played the game with a willing player that DID not say no. A few years back the All American cities forum was packed with blokes sharing info and tales of adventures and TOFTT and now no one shares info or wisdom. I haven't been very active due to lack of info on our board that has captured my attention plus having a small stable of UTR's that have kept me busy, relaxed and off the pages of BP but I am always on the hunt and my hunt always begins here.
Lex.
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My. 03 cents
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Amen
[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;3135450]I don't agree with some of the comments about keeping things close to the vest or not sharing info for this reason or that, but when you make comments like that and you have a post count of under 65, you're not sharing info anyway and it's an excuse. Now I get the "white Knights" running around playing Capt' save a Hoe standing up for some girls but, It's not like you going to take them home and make an honest woman out of them and honestly these ladies have made their choices. They have picked the life of sucking cock and fucking strangers for a living no matter what their reasons are and I am not judging but those of us that play this game and partake in their pleasures shouldn't judge any one else for how they play it. I play by a gentleman's hand book on most engagements but I do not under estimate this game, it's take or be taken in this world of shadows. This forum is about the exchange of info on getting your rocks off, not bashing the next player for how he played the game with a willing player that DID not say no. A few years back the All American cities forum was packed with blokes sharing info and tales of adventures and TOFTT and now no one shares info or wisdom. I haven't been very active due to lack of info on our board that has captured my attention plus having a small stable of UTR's that have kept me busy, relaxed and off the pages of BP but I am always on the hunt and my hunt always begins here.
Lex.[/QUOTE]Couldn't have said it better myself sir. Great perspective about the situation.
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UTRs
[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;3135450]I don't agree with some of the comments about keeping things close to the vest or not sharing info for this reason or that, but when you make comments like that and you have a post count of under 65, you're not sharing info anyway and it's an excuse. Now I get the "white Knights" running around playing Capt' save a Hoe standing up for some girls but, It's not like you going to take them home and make an honest woman out of them and honestly these ladies have made their choices. They have picked the life of sucking cock and fucking strangers for a living no matter what their reasons are and I am not judging but those of us that play this game and partake in their pleasures shouldn't judge any one else for how they play it. I play by a gentleman's hand book on most engagements but I do not under estimate this game, it's take or be taken in this world of shadows. This forum is about the exchange of info on getting your rocks off, not bashing the next player for how he played the game with a willing player that DID not say no. A few years back the All American cities forum was packed with blokes sharing info and tales of adventures and TOFTT and now no one shares info or wisdom. I haven't been very active due to lack of info on our board that has captured my attention plus having a small stable of UTR's that have kept me busy, relaxed and off the pages of BP but I am always on the hunt and my hunt always begins here.
Lex.[/QUOTE]Lex.
I agree on this 100%. However I do think that we all need to keep in mind that the way we treat these girls effects their attitude down the road. No hate on anyone for how they play their game. Just a thing we should all keep in mind.
I do have a question though. I've been playing this game for several years now. I've only been reporting the last few months because I only recently found the forum. I have had many good experiences as well as MANY bad ones. My question is about UTRs. How do you guys come across these girls if not through BP or other similar sites? If they don't advertise how are they finding clients?
Shark.
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To add.
[QUOTE=MegaWattMaker;3135369]I agree. I very rarely share a number due to this stuff going on. If you want your favorites to stay happy, you have to keep the attitude changers away![/QUOTE]The "good vibe" was what I forgot to add. You can usually tell how a fellow monger will treat a provider just by the way he writes his posts. Anyone that seems respectful, sane, and somewhat normal I have no problem sharing info with. But when you interject your thoughts about how you really feel about the lady you're seeing while the dream is happening. Come on. These ladies have a hard enough life. At least treat them with respect, or at least act like you do. Emerson is well reviewed, she didn't need that. And to add. From how she made that particular dream happen. Kudos to her. I would definitely see her now if I get the chance.
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Sonya the Hawaiian info
[QUOTE=Moonshine910;3135312]Gentlemen,
As any one been in touch with Sonya, I have lost her number.
Shine.[/QUOTE]Guys, this is an awesome site for finding old ads or girls that disappeared!
[URL]http://www.************.com/feyetteville/classifieds/ad/577994d245cea_renRYT3ewW_WkNZ_mFD3mR525NWRBkrZZ85d/[/URL]
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[QUOTE=TheShark;3135489]Lex.
I agree on this 100%. However I do think that we all need to keep in mind that the way we treat these girls effects their attitude down the road. No hate on anyone for how they play their game. Just a thing we should all keep in mind.
I do have a question though. I've been playing this game for several years now. I've only been reporting the last few months because I only recently found the forum. I have had many good experiences as well as MANY bad ones. My question is about UTRs. How do you guys come across these girls if not through BP or other similar sites? If they don't advertise how are they finding clients?
Shark.[/QUOTE]Shark,
I am similar to your situation as being new to the forum but as well as you have done this off and on in different cities for years now. I think what Led is kind of eluding to is that there is a small percentage of girls in every area who only post for so long. Meaning they somewhat pick and choose their clients, go back and erase all their ads, and then just go through them for business on a schedule. Some act like they just do massage to see customers and feel them out, then offer the bigger game after the same process. That way they sort of are UTR more so then others. If they are smart, they find fish, dolphins, sharks or whales for that matter and try to survive with that pond of business.
I do agree on the recent posts. Yes share situations so the group weeds out the bad ones, but it's dual hatted. There are a-holes as well and extreme people who take too far this having the girls we are all choosing. I recently had a UTR (sort of) supposedly get in a bad situation because a fellow monger tried to push his dream while she had a monthly visitor. So she was pretty screwed up, and she could of quit, could tripled prices, could of reported everyone to uncle. Point is if we arent careful, then more people will be blindsided.
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You need to learn to use the "Report Post" button.
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Katie
The one and only has an ad up. She's needing some business before she has to take a break. See what MegaWatt raves about!
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Latest Katie adventure
Boy. I am getting to where I can write a book about this. Wow, just Wow! Not much to add. Other than we both ended up in a sweaty heap together. Just when you think it can't get any better.
On a different note. I posted last night to give a heads up that she has an ad up, and is needing some help today before she takes a break for a couple of weeks. If you haven't already set something up. You're probably already too late. Monger safely!