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[QUOTE=SweetSarah]I call it disgusting. Something their girl friend or wife SHOULD do, but they won't! And think we should.
What do you call it when your wife or girlfriend won't do it. Is it still considered "the girl friend experience"? LOL[/QUOTE]That's why we get paid the BIG BUCKS! Would you eat a bulls testicle on FEAR FACTOR for $$$$$. LOL! I would. Guess that just makes me disgusting. I've seen it done in movies though. As long as it doesn't get in my eyes. I'm cool!
Melissa
I just got back from a nice long lunch date with Melissa and I have to take back anything bad I may have said. For anyone who doubted it: She’s hot, has gorgeous blue eyes, has tits that MAKE you stare at them and is sweeter and funnier in person than I could have imagined. We had a nice lunch and made the usual introductory small talk. After a few minutes, the purpose of us date was on the table. For my upcoming birthday, my wife and I will be having a threesome with Melissa! Not only will I get to be treated by having two hot ladies, we get to be her first threesome.
Just to make sure we were on the same page, when I walked her out to her car, we found a private spot and she proved that those nice, big, round titties are real and they taste like honey! She’s a passionate kisser too! I can’t friggin wait!!!
Read it and weep boys! <evil grin>.
Ret
[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]What do you call it when you give a bare back blow job. Cum in mouth. Let it dribble down your shaft and lick it back up again and THEN swallow it? This curious mind wants to know.
Kisses,
Melissa[/QUOTE]
BBBJTCWDTCUWS Bare back blow job to completion with dribbles clean up with swallow .... plus the number goes on speed dial
[QUOTE=Retskir]Thanks for the report.
FWIW, tit-fucking is called Russion in the US. If your in Australia, it's called Spanish. But if your in Australia, Russion means Quickie... Don't ask me why.
And for whatever reason, BBBJNQNS (Bare Back Blow Job No Quit No Spit) isn't in our abbreviation list. We'll have to call it BBBJTCWS (Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing) which is the same as BBBJTCIM (Bare Back Blow Job to Cum/Completion in Mouth) which we also dont have... Jackson!!!
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Ret[/QUOTE]
Russian, I thought of it later doing a review elsewhere. But thanks, some of these abbreviations are just about as long as spelling it out....
[QUOTE=C Note2]Ah Hell! Will you just marry me?[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of an old joke though. "Do you know why the bride always has a big smile on her face once they've said the vow ?" Cause it's the last time she'll have to give a BJ..... Let's just be glad there are girls like Melissa out there.... :-).
[QUOTE=SweetSarah]I call it disgusting. Something their girl friend or wife SHOULD do, but they won't! And think we should.
What do you call it when your wife or girlfriend won't do it. Is it still considered "the girl friend experience"? LOL[/QUOTE]I call that grounds for a DIVORICE; Just ask my EXwife.
[QUOTE=Steve4]Reminds me of an old joke though. "Do you know why the bride always has a big smile on her face once they've said the vow? " Cause it's the last time she'll have to give a BJ. Let's just be glad there are girls like Melissa out there.[/QUOTE]It has been said that there is a food that can reduce a womans sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake! LOL
[QUOTE=Bob Parks]It has been said that there is a food that can reduce a womans sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake! LOL[/QUOTE]The man who marries me can stake his life on the fact that he will get ANYTHING he wants. ANYTIME he wants. Along with the cooking and the cleaning and the yard work (love yard work) done by me. I loved being married. Sex in the morning, sex in the afternoon, sex at night, sex in the car, sex on the balcony, sex sex sex. Plus the bonus of a cute companion who makes dinner in heels and an apron and nothing else. Serves it to you and rubs your feet while watching baseball. Wakes you up with a BJ, wears a skirt with no panties to the office and shuts the door while she sits on your lap during lunch. Ahhhhh. To be married again. A girl can dream. I know the things I did wrong last time. It wasn't ALL his fault. But I won't make any of those mistakes again. So, wedding cake to me would be an aphrodesiac (sp). My.02
Kisses,
Melissa
[QUOTE=Ciphotoau] ... mixed in with some tit fucking (don't know the slang for that) ... [/QUOTE]
The term I've seen most commonly is "Russian."
It's not always the woman that doesn't want sex after marriage. Hell lack of sex was one of the main reasons I left my ex-husband. I was under the impression that once I got married I was entitled to unlimited on demand dick. Anytime I wanted dick I would get it because I had a husband. WRONG. Anyway, got rid of his ass and I have said ever since, next relationship I get into, there will be a sex contract with a weekly minimum. LOL
[QUOTE=Tupelo Honey]It's not always the woman that doesn't want sex after marriage. Hell lack of sex was one of the main reasons I left my ex-husband. I was under the impression that once I got married I was entitled to unlimited on demand dick. Anytime I wanted dick I would get it because I had a husband. WRONG. Anyway, got rid of his ass and I have said ever since, next relationship I get into, there will be a sex contract with a weekly minimum. LOL[/QUOTE]I have decide on that same thing. And I also want a renewal clause. Every two years we decide if we still want to be with each other and we either renew the contract or go our seperate ways. Less pressure to keep up appearances or worry about hurting someone. I've never had a problem signing a prenup about money because that is not what matters to me. But sex, honesty and loyalty do. Just my little ol' opinion.
Kisses,
Melissa
[QUOTE=Nomadic1]Hmmm, I wonder why you refered to them as thugs.[/QUOTE]Hmmm, I got it and I'm not that bright I suspect he referred to them that way because that's the way most of them act. If the shoe fits. Contrary to popular belief, they aren't roll models. I certainly don't want any of them influencing my family. They are thugs and, if they weren't so luckily gifted, they'd be robbing people just like all their thug friends. Hope this doesn't cause me grief, but I appreciate people who aren't afraid to call a spade a spade. No disrespect meant towards you or them, but many of them are street level thugs who just happen to be gifted/rich and their actions are pretty much indefensible.
[QUOTE=Rebelest]I'll do what I want BH. And who appointed you board monitor? I posted in two threads because the thread that Melissa made her comment in wasn't the "Escort Reports" thread, so I cross posted it here but then, I don't need to explain anything to you nor do I need your approval.
$$$$ was for three or four hours. Reasonable for anyone who knows WTF they're talking about or who has ever RTFF regarding Melissa. So who is the sucker?[/QUOTE]Bh,
You get the military discount (you always have from day one) and you know it. Have to support our troops. Sweaty, solid, manly men who can bang you hard. No one is allowed to discuss my rates though like Rebelest did. And those who know BH. And love? Hate you. Know that you REALLY are an a**hole. It's in your nature. Love you anyway. I've cancelled dates in the past, I've never not shown up (is that a double negative). But I ahve had the same done to me by mongers. I have people who I have been seeing for quite a while. What I ask for in an allowance is my own business and I can do sales and freebies at my own discretion. I just chose "NO" on this one. I Went back on my word, but once again quoting Babee. I can stop when I want. And come on, I provide "services" for money. How trustworthy can I really be? <evil grin I can decide nt to answer when I want. It's my right. I can decide not to return messages. I can avoid Calls in the hopes that you will go away. When you don't. I think it is called stalking. But I hope you have gotten all of your aggresion out in our public. Thank you Jackson for providing us with your service.
Kisses,
Melissa
[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]With every phone call I received from Rebelst. The messages became more and more disturbing. THe anger was there and to tell you the truth I was just a little scared to invite a man who was OBVIOUSLY upset with me back into my home. My life and safety mean more than ONE crappy review. It had to happen eventually I guess. Can't please them all. But after 4 hours. Which equals $ an hour. Which is a ridiculously low rate. I had enough and his parts just weren't working. Not my fault. And just to repeat. If I was so grotesque and fat. You should have walked out there and then.
Melissa[/QUOTE]Maybe you shouldn't promise things you can't deliver. I thought for $$$$ they get what ever they want for as long as they want. A nap, dinner, BBBJ, and so on and so forth! ?
That is why you get paid the BIG BUCKS right?
[QUOTE=Wyldhorses]Any grown man who spends his time watching sports is wasting his time.
"I don't care about who won the big sports game or waste my time on such crap. Sounds gay to me to cheer for a bunch of men chasing a ball around, but whatever I guess. I like to spend my time making money, and making women - that's how a man should spend his time, not watching some idiots chase a ball." - - Gene Simmons
I feel the same way. Life is too short to waste time watching sports.[/QUOTE]I like sports. I like watching and playing them. Whne I am watching at home. I might not be so interested in the game, but I'm doing it for my man. So, in order to amuse myself while watching said sports. I have a rule! We have to make out, BJ's ussy-pay licking or something during all the time outs, commercials, half-time (unless it's someone good) etc. Sports can be fun when you do it my way!
Melissa