Massage Parlor Reports

Background: I'm a part timer here. Live I texas and spend summers here to avoid the heat. Texas has spoiled my hobby game, although the religious right has passed laws that now carry felony status for Johns which has significantly altered the game. Pre Covid you could get drop dead gorgeous 25 year olds for two bills. GPS has arrived and most are now seeking 300+ and hour. Unfortunately there are plenty will to pay that which keeps prices high. The positive is the ladies are trim and gorgeous.

I spend 3 months here during the summer avoiding the 100+ degree days. Over the part to years I've tried:

1) AMP DIY on stadium drive. Probably won't return.

2) Lotus. Fine for a mechanical hand job, but nothing to right home about.

3) TLC. Saw no raccoons and had a great time, but probably over tipped.

4) Jay. Before she retired. Not really my cup of tea, but got the job done (older than I imagined.

5)! Angie the BBJ Goat (per reviews here) - overweight, significantly outdated pictures. Solid head game (I guested if she pulls her dentures as it felt likes gum job). Big boobs but a much older BBW than I anticipated. Stayed at the BBJ session as I'm not sure I could do full sex. Low class hotel near Kzoo airport.

Last year I saw Lauren I portage for nuru and BBJ. Afterwords I read reports of her being a man. Not positive. I never did see vagina, so I could have been taken.

Moral of the story: as I've her to find an an attractive hooker with reasonable rates, I'll still to the older BBW that suck the life out of me for a reasonable rate.

Thoughts from the local pros? I'm only here for late June to mid z September.

[QUOTE=GeeMoneyTx;6526939]Background: I'm a part timer here. Live I texas and spend summers here to avoid the heat. Texas has spoiled my hobby game, although the religious right has passed laws that now carry felony status for Johns which has significantly altered the game. Pre Covid you could get drop dead gorgeous 25 year olds for two bills. GPS has arrived and most are now seeking 300+ and hour. Unfortunately there are plenty will to pay that which keeps prices high. The positive is the ladies are trim and gorgeous.

I spend 3 months here during the summer avoiding the 100+ degree days. Over the part to years I've tried:

1) AMP DIY on stadium drive. Probably won't return.

2) Lotus. Fine for a mechanical hand job, but nothing to right home about.

3) TLC. Saw no raccoons and had a great time, but probably over tipped.

4) Jay. Before she retired. Not really my cup of tea, but got the job done (older than I imagined.

5)! Angie the BBJ Goat (per reviews here) - overweight, significantly outdated pictures. Solid head game (I guested if she pulls her dentures as it felt likes gum job). Big boobs but a much older BBW than I anticipated. Stayed at the BBJ session as I'm not sure I could do full sex. Low class hotel near Kzoo airport.[/QUOTE]GeeMoney,

The BBW, With excellent lingual skills & a very reasonable rate is here pal.

She can be found in kazoo.

Fabulous BBBJ IMO, but no cim at all & also no DFK.

Her fs skills to close are also excellent.

She loves what she does!

Very sweet, personal & sensual.

Can try her out for a ss at $.

Always been no rush in addition.

Her name is Alyssa.

Find her easily- search stg w / keywords "Alyssa or relax or available now".

She posts only when avail.

Treat her well.

She is a long time pro here.

YMMV as always.

Have fun,

JJ (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6524623]ToTravPro & any Others wanting More than Just Massage.

Kalamazoo is Not that Place in general IMO.

However these days, BC at Happy Is.

JJ / Jimmy.[/QUOTE]I know, I know JJ. You are 100% right. I've been through BC for the past handful of years, and seen them all (except Sandy). Last time at Happy I could tell the years have been affecting Connie, it just wasn't the same as the old days. And I believe I heard Sandy is in her 60's (still in my 40's) so that has mentally prevented me from seeing her. I just need so much more time to make the drive to BC, I don't always have that 3 hour window. I should stop complaining though, all the girls have been more than gracious to share their time and affection with us.

I wish Shaver Rd hadn't closed, those girls knew me from GR and I miss the upstairs room. Hopefully something will change around here, but long story short, Kzoo is not where it's at. Thank goodness I get to GR, Ann Arbor and Chicago often.

Someday I'll hit Senior status and get the UTR intel. LOL.

Til then be safe brothers.

TravelPro.

I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;6530438]I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.[/QUOTE]INABJ,

Whatever you're missing, I am also.

Have no idea how they're all getting by.

But for now they are.

Down the Road, at least a couple will GOB.

For now the Kazoo bros, are paying it for just DIY.

Bewildered also,

JJ / Jimmy.

Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream!

[QUOTE=DynoPwr;6533719]Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream![/QUOTE]Also dreamt I gave the. 8 tip at the end and she gave me. 2 back and said too much!

Kazoo bros,

Just FYI- B C has another real winner again.

Spring spa- Mona.

(just in case you don't follow B C).

Posts on her in B C massage last few pages.

Read them all.

For added extras, Mona is worth the drive.

Just sayin'.

Best in hobby.

JJ / Jimmy.

Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".

[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;6554110]Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".[/QUOTE]Most unfortunate to lose Layla. Her replacement, Emma, is decent looking but no where near as much fun as Layla. I'll go elsewhere with my massage budget.

I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.

[QUOTE=GeeMoneyTx;6587397]I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Sorry. My post left off an important detail. The post was on CraigsList in Kzoo. I no longer see the ad. And a Google search of phone # shows nothing. So a bit leery.

[QUOTE=GeeMoneyTx;6587397]I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.[/QUOTE]She's friendly. Gives a decent massage with basic HE. I wouldn't expect much more.

Kazoo brothers,

If you seek extras, as well as an above average massage, consider B. C. RN.

W / No AMP here offering much, the short drive can pay off big.

Read the last 3 pages or so of B. C. Massage forum for all the info needed.

There are 3-4 Top providers there that'll give you the works for 2 Bennies all in.

IMO- Worth the drive & can always call ahead at either spa there, for poss appt info.

Doubt that YMMV, based on experiences.

JJ / Jimmy.

I am curious what others have to say.

In my experience, Sherry at Beautiful Life on Portage St gives the best massage period but nothing / nada extra. Other than she is a tease and cute, its diy or nothing. I have no interest in diy, but occasionally just a great back massage is good. My insurance covers medical / sports type with a $10 copay so there's that. But what is an appropriate tip for Sherry if you do not indulge in the DIY option?

I have found that matching the door fee in roses is considered generous at Lotus and sage.

TLC 60 roses get he and 120 roses usually whatever else.

It still boggles my brain that so many DIY places can support all these providers. I must be missing something.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;6620695]I am curious what others have to say.

In my experience, Sherry at Beautiful Life on Portage St gives the best massage period but nothing / nada extra. Other than she is a tease and cute, its diy or nothing. I have no interest in diy, but occasionally just a great back massage is good. My insurance covers medical / sports type with a $10 copay so there's that. But what is an appropriate tip for Sherry if you do not indulge in the DIY option?

I have found that matching the door fee in roses is considered generous at Lotus and sage.

TLC 60 roses get he and 120 roses usually whatever else.

It still boggles my brain that so many DIY places can support all these providers. I must be missing something.[/QUOTE]The only way to get them to step up their game is for us to stop patronizing their businesses, money is a great motivator.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;6620695]I am curious what others have to say.

In my experience, Sherry at Beautiful Life on Portage St gives the best massage period but nothing / nada extra. Other than she is a tease and cute, its diy or nothing. I have no interest in diy, but occasionally just a great back massage is good. My insurance covers medical / sports type with a $10 copay so there's that. But what is an appropriate tip for Sherry if you do not indulge in the DIY option?

I have found that matching the door fee in roses is considered generous at Lotus and sage.

TLC 60 roses get he and 120 roses usually whatever else.

It still boggles my brain that so many DIY places can support all these providers. I must be missing something.[/QUOTE]Whether a woman lets you do DIY or not, to me, doesn't make a difference. Not unless the DIY is done by a strip tease with her massaging you all around it topless and being sensual, etc. I've never expected that, nor gotten it. I guess I'd tip her a discounted amount. Encourage her along in that direction, but there's more to be had if ya want to go further type of thing.

Otherwise, what's to be expected in DIY, is not to tip them any differently than if you didn't try to bait them with i'll-do-it-myself-then, and do. Whether you stroked it a bit and warned her you'll DIY to see if she'll bite or asked to do DIY and she let you, or you didn't even go down that route at all, the tip should be the same.

So in this case, IMO, if the massage was nice, tip $20 for HHR, $30 for HHR. Basically 50% of door price. Same goes for said gal having outrageous price for a mere HJ and you go DIY route for a reasonable price and she doesn't really lower it. If the massage was really great, she's really great, and it was something you were looking for in and of itself, I'd add $5. If the massage / massage experience really sucked and she was just looking for money for a straight up massage? More like $15, $20 respectively.

Had a dream of Luna, Massage was good no drape not much teasing at all. I gave instruction to massage more in the groin area (before the flip) and she did very well. After the flip still no drape, otc roaming was 100% ok everywhere, utc roaming was ok up top as long as you didn't lift her shirt to see. I pulled bra down and played with nips a bit but when tried to lift the shirt she stopped me. Absolutely now HE. She offered DIY but I wasn't interested in that. So all in all just a decent massage with some petting. After it was over I sat up on the bed and pulled her to me and asked for peak, she did finally let me see them. Pretty nice! . 7 at door. 2 tip. (which is normal for me for just a massage).

I'd like to venture out this week. Anyone have an update on stadium? I like lotus because I'm not a diy fan. Otherwise where would you guys suggest if I wanted somewhere other than lotus.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6639456]I'd like to venture out this week. Anyone have an update on stadium? I like lotus because I'm not a diy fan. Otherwise where would you guys suggest if I wanted somewhere other than lotus.[/QUOTE]Are you limited to Kalamazoo? Because if not, drive elsewhere. BC has good, virtually guaranteed options (see previous posts on this forum and BC massage forum by Jimmy / JJ Let's Play for good, accurate, up-to-date reports of things in BC). The return-on-investment at the BC establishments is hard to beat. Or, if you're willing to spend more and / or want something other than Asian providers, head to GR. If you're limited to Kzoo then IMO Lotus is the best option unless you just happen to enjoy paying money to jerk off with someone else in the room. But if you actually want a woman to do it for you, then I think Lotus is your best bet in Kalamazoo. There's TLC where you can get more, but that may also include rabies and / or turning you off from sex for a while (I didn't listen to the warnings and had to find out for myself the hard way). There's also Asia Spa in Hartford, where a very nice somewhat older Asian lady will give you a very similar experience to Lotus. But unless you just happen to be in Hartford, it's not really worth the drive. If you just really like a challenge, there's Sophie's in South Haven. Fun can be had there, but it will only be a HE at best and only if Sophie isn't there and / or doesn't hear and definitely not by Sophie herself, even though she's probably the best looking provider there. So, this is a lengthy answer to say, fill up the tank and go for a drive to BC or GR if your time and budget allow. You'll be glad you did.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6639456]I'd like to venture out this week. Anyone have an update on stadium? I like lotus because I'm not a diy fan. Otherwise where would you guys suggest if I wanted somewhere other than lotus.[/QUOTE]If you're meaning the one on Stadium just west of 6th st. I was there about a year ago and met Jessica for a nice massage with HJ ending. But that was a year ago. I usually visit Lotus and see Sphia or CeeCee or both.

I Googled "Kalamazoo Relaxation" to see if that place was still in business. I thought surely by now they would've had to at least offer HEs (in which case I might become a client) or have gone out of business (though apparently there's a whole market for DIY places in Kalamazoo, which I'll never understand, and to my knowledge, Kalamazoo Relaxation isn't even DIY and would be offended by the suggestion). However, I guess I'm wrong (happens more than I like to admit) in my assumptions about Kalamazoo Relaxation's staying power, because they have 2 websites and an active FB page and no reports that I've heard of anything more being offered than just a massage and maybe some flirtation. What even made me think of them though is because I recently made an overnight trip to Detroit and was exploring options over there and came across a whole chain of these type of bikini massage places that get guys hopes up but don't deliver more than a massage. They're called Tropical Touch and are even a franchise. Maybe I'm missing something. I realize there is an actual market for real, legit massage places. I even visit them occasionally myself. But in those situations, where I know nothing more than massage is going to happen, I generally don't want some hot chick in a bikini getting me worked up only to let me down. Do some guys just enjoy the tease without the actual satisfaction? Maybe it's for guys who want to get massaged by a hot woman, but who don't want to cheat on their wives / girlfriends / SOs. Who knows? (not me clearly).

So I ventured out to stadium and saw Emma? Thinner 30's I think. Got the 30 min rub which was barely a rub. More of fingers run on one part of my back. She asked do you want soft or hard. I said medium and she replied, no you want soft. Which followed by light touch up and down my back and then deep reaches in spots 5 min in which was my signal. So I took it upon myself to flip and she handled the rest. She needed a lot of coaching and instruction which she followed well. UTC roaming was allowed. I was able to free the puppies and play with those. She was very talkative which I think worked to my favor.

Tip matched the door fee.

YMMV I got the feeling that this doesn't happen often.

I went by Asia Spa in Hartford today. Didn't have my hobby phone with me so just did a drop in. Much to my delight, two younger attractive Asian providers there that I'd never seen before. Got a great HE massage and think more may be available, but as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6661257]I went by Asia Spa in Hartford today. Didn't have my hobby phone with me so just did a drop in. Much to my delight, two younger attractive Asian providers there that I'd never seen before. Got a great HE massage and think more may be available, but as always YMMV.[/QUOTE]I also dreamed of Asia spa today, day Lisa cute younger girl. Good massage finished with her topless giving CBJ. Good dream! More available but I think it would be $$ on top of. 7 rate.

There is a post on Try*t from SHER. [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/sherrel22[/URL] Complete waste of time and money. Massive upsell. Just avoid. She is from Ann Arbor. Several posts on the AA site all of them Negative.

FYI, Emma is on vacation until 11/9. She texted me to let me know as I see her somewhat frequently.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6654245]So I ventured out to stadium and saw Emma? Thinner 30's I think. Got the 30 min rub which was barely a rub. More of fingers run on one part of my back. She asked do you want soft or hard. I said medium and she replied, no you want soft. Which followed by light touch up and down my back and then deep reaches in spots 5 min in which was my signal. So I took it upon myself to flip and she handled the rest. She needed a lot of coaching and instruction which she followed well. UTC roaming was allowed. I was able to free the puppies and play with those. She was very talkative which I think worked to my favor.

Tip matched the door fee.

YMMV I got the feeling that this doesn't happen often.[/QUOTE]Last time I Was there it was an older lady with glasses and another shorter lady that usually had a like a vest coat on or something. Still $50 or $55 for half?

Their location always makes me nervous.

[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;6665670]Last time I Was there it was an older lady with glasses and another shorter lady that usually had a like a vest coat on or something. Still $50 or $55 for half?

Their location always makes me nervous.[/QUOTE]I did the hour was $70, younger nice looking girl named Lisa was the only one I saw but she did talk to someone else in the other room.

Look for my last report for more info.

Location is touchy at first but then thinking about it might be the best location of all. LOL.

I went back to Asia Spa in Hartford. I managed to get the same girl that had given me the nice HJ recently. Young (probably around 30 since she's Asian and I have a hard time guessing, but she looks to me to be in her 20's), attractive (IMO) spinner. I got a CBJ. Hear me out--I never (NEVER) pop from CBJ. I enjoy the experience and I generally have no problem getting there during CFS. In fact, with providers in this hobby I prefer FS be covered, but for BJ, it just can't seem to get there. Until now. I'm not sure why or how, but she did the trick. And relatively quickly too compared to other experiences. Usually if the BJ is covered, I'll just think to myself, "So I'm going to pay more for a HJ with some nice foreplay," because they usually have to remove the condom and finish with a HJ. But not this girl. She said her name is Amy. $50 for hhr door fee and she wanted $120 for the BJ. Yes, I know it's a lot but have you gone out to eat lately? And this was way better than a burger and some fries.

Unfortunately, owners etc of the Kalamazoo shops seem to have access to this site either themselves or white knights. More than one of the girls has asked not to be mentioned / reviewed, which I appreciate and respect. I have also found that the girls know who the users are by name so I would suggest if other senior members care to privately share details, it be via private messages only. As you may have noticed, there are those whose names are completely absent from reviews on this site, yet they are still in business. But do not get me wrong, Kalamazoo Relaxation is NOT one of them, I am not suggesting there is anything other than imagination there. WeChat is the app used by most of Asian providers if you wish to communicate with them individually outside of the phone and it translates.

I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?

[QUOTE=KonkeyDong69;6676603]I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?[/QUOTE]Is this the Gull Rd location you are speaking of? If so, more of the same.

[QUOTE=KonkeyDong69;6676603]I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?[/QUOTE]Yes Gull road very nice place.

But diy.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;6674621]Unfortunately, owners etc of the Kalamazoo shops seem to have access to this site either themselves or white knights. More than one of the girls has asked not to be mentioned / reviewed, which I appreciate and respect. I have also found that the girls know who the users are by name so I would suggest if other senior members care to privately share details, it be via private messages only. As you may have noticed, there are those whose names are completely absent from reviews on this site, yet they are still in business. But do not get me wrong, Kalamazoo Relaxation is NOT one of them, I am not suggesting there is anything other than imagination there. WeChat is the app used by most of Asian providers if you wish to communicate with them individually outside of the phone and it translates.[/QUOTE]You need to kiss and tell.

Can't just assume we know.

Pm works too.

But give us something.

[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;6677261]Is this the Gull Rd location you are speaking of? If so, more of the same.[/QUOTE]Yes same! Hot two lookers!

But that's it!

Lotus is the best!

They love to help!

YMMV.

[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6669091]I went back to Asia Spa in Hartford. I managed to get the same girl that had given me the nice HJ recently. Young (probably around 30 since she's Asian and I have a hard time guessing, but she looks to me to be in her 20's), attractive (IMO) spinner. I got a CBJ. Hear me out--I never (NEVER) pop from CBJ. I enjoy the experience and I generally have no problem getting there during CFS. In fact, with providers in this hobby I prefer FS be covered, but for BJ, it just can't seem to get there. Until now. I'm not sure why or how, but she did the trick. And relatively quickly too compared to other experiences. Usually if the BJ is covered, I'll just think to myself, "So I'm going to pay more for a HJ with some nice foreplay," because they usually have to remove the condom and finish with a HJ. But not this girl. She said her name is Amy. $50 for hhr door fee and she wanted $120 for the BJ. Yes, I know it's a lot but have you gone out to eat lately? And this was way better than a burger and some fries.[/QUOTE]I don't believe it. Amy or Lisa. The older older lady scary looking she seemed to be in control. I doubt she's letting anything happening.

[QUOTE=MassageYes;6677295]I don't believe it. Amy or Lisa. The older older lady scary looking she seemed to be in control. I doubt she's letting anything happening.[/QUOTE]Believe what you want. I honestly don't care. But I assure you, I have better things to do than get on this forum and lie about my experiences. So, while you're not believing, I'm having fun. It may not last. They are a stone's throw from the local PD and there was at least one council person election there recently. It was one thing to let an older provider who'd been in the country for years keep offering HJs. It may be a different story now that they have recently arrived younger providers with more open menus. So I make no guarantees. But it's not the same Asia Spa that it used to be. And it's nice for however long it lasts.

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[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6679032]Believe what you want. I honestly don't care. But I assure you, I have better things to do than get on this forum and lie about my experiences. So, while you're not believing, I'm having fun. It may not last. They are a stone's throw from the local PD and there was at least one council person election there recently. It was one thing to let an older provider who'd been in the country for years keep offering HJs. It may be a different story now that they have recently arrived younger providers with more open menus. So I make no guarantees. But it's not the same Asia Spa that it used to be. And it's nice for however long it lasts.[/QUOTE]So far it has been good to me! Try if you wish or not, just sharing my dreams!

YMMV, but my dreams have been good!