Little info for a new guy.
So checking out the forum about AMP in the Cape.
New to all this and never been to one, heck, only 'paid' for service once when was in the Navy over in Spain and I was getting out of the service and up til that point I'd never paid, my buddies decided it would be a blast to get me laid before I left by a pro at a bunny farm kind of place, turned out to be a sob story from a couple girls in from Amsterdam doing 'summer break' work. Not sure how I always end up with the tragic wounded birds.
So fast forward 22 yrs, now I'm 49, been divorced for 11 yrs from my ex that chose drugs and alcohol over cushy family life, local business owner and scared? Of BP and it's associated issues and seemingly endless stories of ripoffs and nasty women and to be honest, my fear is that I would get busted by LE and make the news, def not what I need in my position. So I somehow happened upon this forum and AMP talk. I've dated over the years, but between my business, professional racing, my kids, etc. Just a bit too much on my plate for a relationship and to be honest, totally over the commitment part of that just to get some wet warm pussy. I'm always in need of a massage due to my lifestyle, so I thought, WHAT THE HELL!! Accomplish both needs in one location. Maybe?
I see most accept CC for payment, however, is the 'tip' for extras typically a cash deal, so pay for the standard house fees with a CC and anything additional the masseuse performs is a cash tip? Is that the 'proper' etiquette? I have an idea just going in and attempting an anything type of transaction is going to be nerve-racking the first time. I'm just hoping I don't get the old ugly chubby chick my first time. LOL Because I'm pretty partial to petite, small chested (nice nips) and thin. I'm just screaming to get the thick chick aren't I? LOL.
A little info for the newbie.
So checking out the forum about AMP in the Cape.
New to all this and never been to one, heck, only 'paid' for service once when was in the Navy over in Spain and I was getting out of the service and up til that point I'd never paid, my buddies decided it would be a blast to get me laid before I left by a pro at a bunny farm kind of place, turned out to be a sob story from a couple girls in from Amsterdam doing 'summer break' work. Not sure how I always end up with the tragic wounded birds.
So fast forward 22 yrs, now I'm 49, been divorced for 11 yrs from my ex that chose drugs and alcohol over cushy family life, local business owner and scared? Of BP and it's associated issues and seemingly endless stories of ripoffs and nasty women and to be honest, my fear is that I would get busted by LE and make the news, def not what I need in my position. So I somehow happened upon this forum and AMP talk. I've dated over the years, but between my business, professional racing, my kids, etc. Just a bit too much on my plate for a relationship and to be honest, totally over the commitment part of that just to get some wet warm pussy. I'm always in need of a massage due to my lifestyle, so I thought, WHAT THE HELL!! Accomplish both needs in one location. Maybe?
I see most accept CC for payment, however, is the 'tip' for extras typically a cash deal, so pay for the standard house fees with a CC and anything additional the masseuse performs is a cash tip? Is that the 'proper' etiquette? I have an idea just going in and attempting an anything type of transaction is going to be nerve-racking the first time. I'm just hoping I don't get the old ugly chubby chick my first time. LOL Because I'm pretty partial to petite, small chested (nice nips) and thin. I'm just screaming to get the thick chick aren't I? LOL.
The other advantage of an AMP
Unless you have time to burn, the going to an AMP takes none of the time overhead of communications, etc. as a Backpage or an Escort situation.
Once you find a few you like, you can get the urge and consummate the relief quickly. Just call ahead 10-15 minutes before (with a Walmart burner phone (Trackphone $20 every 3 months and don't use credit cards anywhere) and ask them if "XXXX" is available. Of course those with lots of time, maybe like the "hunt" but it does take lots of time, and there is a need to research to avoid LE, etc.
Some of the AMPs (I like the C-AMPs), that normally don't provide FS, will do FS, if the provider is willing. At one on 41 near downtown Naples, I have in the room pulled out my $$ and a condom, and said if willing? (wink, wink), and the straight place delightful new lady's eyes lit up and said "GOOD" and made me take the wrapper with me when I left so it was not in the trash. Just treat them nice with good tips for the appropriate services rendered. I usually will give them a 100 bill and they come back with change which I put on the side table or tell them to, and also place a reasonable additional tip amount on the side table next to a condom so they can see the potential because I don't like negotiations during a trip to Heaven. Often some are so nice and the FS is not that important to me, I don't push or ask for it. Not worth the $ to me. But we are all different.
If they ask how you like your massage, I usually say 40 minutes on my back and legs and then 20 on my front and I like to go to "Heaven". If services are not as expected remove the amount for the extras from the table right at the end of the massage. If they short me on time, tip gets reduced considerably. Had nice massage and HE and they said OK. "Time up. Would you like water?" (that's the queue) When she went for the water, I looked at the clock. Only 45 minutes! I took off the table the large tip and just left her. 2. When she came back, she looked at the tip and said "that's all?" I pointed to the clock of my watch and said "45 minutes only, that's all?". She shrugged and said Oh. We need to keep them to there word that an hour is an hour and they shall be rewarded nicely! Take care of the good ones...and let them know. They do work hard for the $$ if they are good.
I once had a Backpage gal, called herself an escort, and was a nice lady. She PM'ed me why I liked AMPs? I told her it was just easier and convenient. We did however strike up a PM friendship that was consummated maybe 6 months later and it was nice but much time and coordination was necessary. Depending on where your head is at, if you like the small, petite, tight, skilled provider type, search the c-AMP scene.
Convenience and time invested is key to me when trying to balance the rest of my life. . and don't use credit cards, hit a ATM first and a burner phone is a must .. and I have been callded back by all sorts of providers...so you do not want them to have you number and name and history, which they do have if they have your regular number. Paranoia is best rule.
HG
[QUOTE=TattooMan2513;3172128]So checking out the forum about AMP in the Cape.
New to all this and never been to one, heck, only 'paid' for service once when was in the Navy over in Spain and I was getting out of the service and up til that point I'd never paid, my buddies decided it would be a blast to get me laid before I left by a pro at a bunny farm kind of place, turned out to be a sob story from a couple girls in from Amsterdam doing 'summer break' work. Not sure how I always end up with the tragic wounded birds.
So fast forward 22 yrs, now I'm 49, been divorced for 11 yrs from my ex that chose drugs and alcohol over cushy family life, local business owner and scared? Of BP and it's associated issues and seemingly endless stories of ripoffs and nasty women and to be honest, my fear is that I would get busted by LE and make the news, def not what I need in my position. So I somehow happened upon this forum and AMP talk. I've dated over the years, but between my business, professional racing, my kids, etc. Just a bit too much on my plate for a relationship and to be honest, totally over the commitment part of that just to get some wet warm pussy. I'm always in need of a massage due to my lifestyle, so I thought, WHAT THE HELL!! Accomplish both needs in one location. Maybe?
I see most accept CC for payment, however, is the 'tip' for extras typically a cash deal, so pay for the standard house fees with a CC and anything additional the masseuse performs is a cash tip? Is that the 'proper' etiquette? I have an idea just going in and attempting an anything type of transaction is going to be nerve-racking the first time. I'm just hoping I don't get the old ugly chubby chick my first time. LOL Because I'm pretty partial to petite, small chested (nice nips) and thin. I'm just screaming to get the thick chick aren't I? LOL.[/QUOTE]
Bait & switch at wiggins pass / spa angels in north naples
Struck out at Lotus & New asian in cape coral because they were busy this evening so I called ahead to reserve Susan at spa angels. Got there on time when mammasan tells me to come back in an hour. Strike 1. ! hour later I arrive only to find that while a young lady will be massaging me, Susan I am told by the young lady is "on vacation". Strike 2. While it was nice to try out their new table shower, between the phone & the jingle bell on the door, I was interrupted 6 times each time she had to leave to go to the door & the other asian lady sounded pissed to answer the door & phone. Strike 3. I'm out. Unless susan returns these 2 gals just don't compare. Susan told me to refer more customers yet they are pissed because now that season is here they just can't handle their business.
Del Prado Just north of MidPoint
Saw my therapist's pool guy's lawn man's garbage guy today. He has been really busy due to the holidays but wanted to tell me a story about his dream of the AMP on the west side of DP, just north of midpoint. The last few times he has dreamed about visiting there, it has been with Cathy. Mid-30's, A-cup, shaved. He was in a rush so he did just the HH for 0. 5. Lots of teasing and roaming, then the flip. When asked what he wanted in the limited remaining time, he indicated BJ. Back and forth on price, but settled on $, since he was pretty worked up. She had started with washing him, hands and nether-regions with a hot towel before they even began, so he thought it may work out good. She stripped and began a good ball sucking. Wow, he almost woke up from his dream at this point. Then she applied the cover (with her mouth), then adjusted herself for some fiv. Was wet almost instantly. Then started moaning and rearranged into 69. Kept going well after finish until he could take no more and woke up. The finished with massage over the remaining time. Not the cheapest dream he has had, but he is looking forward to repeating the dream, so he must have liked it.
Seeker, out.
