EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Coachvan;3433036]Saw Julie at Tatiana's yesterday. .60 for half hour. Massage was okay. I'd seen her before, so I knew what I was getting. But I felt super rushed and it was not a good quality finish. Total rush job that ruined the experience. She has a great body 10/10, but she is expensive. 1.00 to let the beauties out. Only uses her hands on the happy massage. I'm not going back to see her again because there are way better options than her services at a total of 1.60.[/QUOTE]Similar experience (those are some very sweet tits). Same conclusion. Won't be repeating either. For similar money, Bodyrub Studio is a better choice.

Isn't bodyrub studio the same cost (160 minimum)? Why do you say it is better value?

[QUOTE=Cedes;3434853]Similar experience (those are some very sweet tits). Same conclusion. Won't be repeating either. For similar money, Bodyrub Studio is a better choice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cedes;3434853]Similar experience (those are some very sweet tits). Same conclusion. Won't be repeating either. For similar money, Bodyrub Studio is a better choice.[/QUOTE]Bodyrub Studio. Link / info please.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3435344]Isn't bodyrub studio the same cost (160 minimum)? Why do you say it is better value?[/QUOTE]You're right, about the same price. Better value because there is choice, full hour, up front about what you get, don't have to listen to yammering, better location, prettier women, there's a shower. And well I liked it a lot better if I'm going to spend that kind of money.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3435470]Bodyrub Studio. Link / info please.[/QUOTE]I think the gents are referring to Denise and company in the city. If that is the case, for 160, no haggle, you get expected results + wash so its a great deal.

Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Any new talent or the same cast?

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me an address?

[QUOTE=Seraph2;3436963]I think the gents are referring to Denise and company in the city. If that is the case, for 160, no haggle, you get expected results + wash so its a great deal.[/QUOTE]

Isn't Denise a solo, independent masseuse? From your comment, it sounds as if she has other girls on call at her studio apartment?

It brings to mind Jette and her gaggle of gals doing body rubs downtown. Her shins and knees running on my backside had to be one of the best massages I've ever experienced. If only I was in the Loop more often to find the sweet spot for an expanded menu with her and her girls.

Saw Julia (773) recently and it was OK. Massage was very weak and she went straight for the boys which wouldn't be bad if that was the only thing I was there for. Anyways she provided a HJ and CBJ. She was very adamant about no FS. She has a nice body but was lacking the personality. Probably will not repeat.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3438209]Any new talent or the same cast?[/QUOTE]Same staff according to owner "for now". Whatever "for now" means.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Mmmm. Well now, that is good news. Unfortunately I expect to be rather busy this weekend, but I'll have to try and squeeze in a good hour or two of relaxation. It's been a while.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3439029]Same staff according to owner "for now". Whatever "for now" means.[/QUOTE]Well hopefully they won't change too much. I've got a couple of favorites who I haven't seen in a while. I must make sure to get out there this weekend just in case.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3437461]Heard GH opens this weekend in EGV.[/QUOTE]Old phone number is shut down. Any contact info for the new GH?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3415987]I haven't had the chance to vet these Polish massage ads, but many look recent and could yield some diamonds in the rough. PM if you strike gold.

[URL]https://www.infolinia.com/content/classifieds/uslugi-zdrowie-i-uroda[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried Google translate on one of them since I don't speak Polish, and got a rather humorous result.

[URL]http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/yy87/thunderstruck666/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-04%20at%2010.58.52%20PM_zps3xu0ts1i.png[/URL]

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3442300]Old phone number is shut down. Any contact info for the new GH?[/QUOTE]Tried calling today. Oddly enough, the first time I got a message that they were disconnected. I tried again thinking maybe I had misdialed or something, and the second time it went through. Looking over my call history I entered the same number though so. Maybe they were disconnected briefly? Who knows. Unfortunately I wasn't able to stop in today so I'll have to try again later this week.

Anybody seen or hear from Vera lately? She was with 323 and ECE. I managed to catch her a few months ago when she was independent and complained that she could only pay for back page ads with bitcoin now and didn't know how to process that. I told her to just give me her real number and I would contact her directly and she said she could not (assuming she may have a family? Who knows). Anyway, if anybody has a way to contact her, she was by far and away my favorite and I'd love to see her again regularly. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Viriato;3443055]Tried calling today. Oddly enough, the first time I got a message that they were disconnected. I tried again thinking maybe I had misdialed or something, and the second time it went through. Looking over my call history I entered the same number though so. Maybe they were disconnected briefly? Who knows. Unfortunately I wasn't able to stop in today so I'll have to try again later this week.[/QUOTE]Still doesn't look like their open yet. I spoke to the owner a few weeks ago at that number and said that they were planning on opening this weekend. They must have run into problems.

Called today and got voice message.

You can still google her with that info. Whatever happened to her? I used to see her all the time. She bounced around to a few different agencies, went independent for a minute and now she's gone. Last I saw her she said she didn't know how to advertise on backpage because you they only accept bitcoin as their currency to pay for ads. Anybody have any contact with here? Would love to see her again. Tried asking for her personal number last time I saw her, but she refused. Said doesn't mix this with personal life. Any help is appreciated.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3443521]Still doesn't look like their open yet.[/QUOTE]You sure about that? Like I said I tried calling on Saturday and the second time someone picked up. It sounded like they were open. Unfortunately I wasn't able to partake as I had some previous obligations and couldn't really squeeze an hour of pleasure into my schedule but from our conversation it did indeed sound as if they were open. I'll try back this week and see if I can get in but I believe they are in fact open. If not well I guess I'll have to make a trip out to Rockford for the lingerie clubs or something.

Not mixing this with her personal life.

[QUOTE=Dimitri28;3443593]You can still google her with that info. Whatever happened to her? I used to see her all the time. She bounced around to a few different agencies, went independent for a minute and now she's gone. Last I saw her she said she didn't know how to advertise on backpage because you they only accept bitcoin as their currency to pay for ads. Anybody have any contact with here? Would love to see her again. Tried asking for her personal number last time I saw her, but she refused. Said doesn't mix this with personal life. Any help is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Viriato;3444205]You sure about that? Like I said I tried calling on Saturday and the second time someone picked up. It sounded like they were open. Unfortunately I wasn't able to partake as I had some previous obligations and couldn't really squeeze an hour of pleasure into my schedule but from our conversation it did indeed sound as if they were open. I'll try back this week and see if I can get in but I believe they are in fact open. If not well I guess I'll have to make a trip out to Rockford for the lingerie clubs or something.[/QUOTE]They're open. But you wouldn't know it because there is no sign up where they are located right now. I think they are taking appointments again.

[QUOTE=McLuvin;3445486]They're open. But you wouldn't know it because there is no sign up where they are located right now. I think they are taking appointments again.[/QUOTE]What is so special about this GH, that some of us get so impatient, so intrigued, so excited?

Its called attachment. I never had the desire to go but I think their is a whirlpool that you can sit in with the girl. Maybe that's the draw.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3445887]What is so special about this GH, that some of us get so impatient, so intrigued, so excited?[/QUOTE]

Where is this new secret place? The only gh that comes up for me is in Schaumburg? Elk Grove is a bit more east. Never been but I get paid this week and am looking to splurge. Help a brother out. It has been awhile since I've seen anything blonde.

I've been a patron of GH for almost 15 years. They were once in a small, unmarked business storefront near the Cumberland Circle, right off Golf Road. First girl I had there was a curvy, short blonde American who claimed to be a nursing assistant and would moonlight in the evening doing massage. The decor was like a 1970's living room. Old couch, Italian oil lamp, but with a massage table. Great service kept me going back for years.

GH has always made the point of hiring young, if not simply attractive, European go-getters. At best, the oldest ones are mid-thirties. While most EMP's are YMMV, I've never heard of anyone getting shot down their first time in the door. That right there is what's made them so popular. Youthful masseuses who are easy on the eyes and the extras. Go in undraped, leave some cash safely exposed and you truly be "golden."

Of course, GH is not without the 'Yelp' worthy criticisms. These girls rest on their laurels, knowing full well that they don't need to put too much elbow grease into their massage technique. The men will leave happy anyway! This includes shorting you on time by charging for the hour, having you out of the door in 45 minutes. Don't expect them to act too happy while putting a smile on your face either. It's a trade off.

Newcomers will be able to get their feet wet. The downside is that they'll miss out on a genuine therapeutic experience. After you've gone through the stable of 3-4 GH girls, my recommendation for a new member would be to hit up the slightly less attractive, but professionally tested European massage therapists in NB.

PM if you'd like to share. Nostrovia!

;)

TOFTT and visited GH's new location today. First off, Doc's assessment of GH is the truth. Since I moved back to IL over 2 years ago I've gone there off and on. If I want a Euro experience that is a sure thing, I know I can always go there and get what I need. If I want that little more connection, better maassage, etc, I'll make the hike to NB and see my fave at Tat's or CT's. Really its the trade off, if Tat's was still running in Schaumburg, I wouldn't visit GH, but since they aren't if I want a close Euro experience its nice to have. And I always know what I am going to get, and what I will have to pay for it at GH, which is nice.

Now the new location, They are open for business, but unless you really want that GH experience and cannot wait for it, I'd hold off. They're still in the remodel and moving process, so while they have one room open, everything else is being fixed up, painted, etc. So while I was taken care of just the way I like, there was still the smell of paint drying in the air, and there were a couple of workmen inside the parlor working. It didn't bother me any, but I could see how it might bother some. The other issue, the new shopping center they're in houses a Dunkin' Donuts. So when I was driving out, I noticed Uncle LEO was in the Parking lot, sure he was just having coffee and donuts, but they're going to potentially draw some attention inadvertently because of that.

But hey, I got taken care of by my favorite masseuse, she remembered me despite the close down, and she's looking better than ever. So GH is reopen for business, and if you can look past the faults, it should be the same service we've had for years.

Anyone ever see this one? Reviews on oThER site are sketchy. Wouldn't mind TOFTT for those tig Old Bitties.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-monika-the-best-polish-girl-super-ot-erotic-full-body-mssge-incall-outcall-773-816-3572/49413987[/URL]

Finally got back to GH at their new Elk Grove Village location a while back. Always nice to get a little special treatment from Leah. She's one of my favorites. The new location isn't really anything special. It's easy enough to get to, but I'm not sure it really offers any more privacy than the old location. Service is still excellent. Same prices for now, and same girls. Probably go back later this week now that I know where it is.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;3446442]If I want that little more connection, better maassage, etc, I'll make the hike to NB and see my fave at Tat's or CT's.[/QUOTE]Really curious who you see at CT that makes a connection. I like the place and the girls, but have never really connected with them.

[QUOTE=Dimitri28;3443593]You can still google her with that info. Whatever happened to her? I used to see her all the time. She bounced around to a few different agencies, went independent for a minute and now she's gone. Last I saw her she said she didn't know how to advertise on backpage because you they only accept bitcoin as their currency to pay for ads. Anybody have any contact with here? Would love to see her again. Tried asking for her personal number last time I saw her, but she refused. Said doesn't mix this with personal life. Any help is appreciated.[/QUOTE]I also would love to see Vera again. Her body was smokin' hot and the few times I saw her she had a great attitude to go with her body. For some reason I think she may be in California.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;3457565]I had one massage from her that was like magic. Was looking forward to seeing her again. So depressing. I had searched for years for someone that would give that level of massage. Now I need to start my ATF search over again.[/QUOTE]That's too bad. Inga was a good one. She gave a very good massage and was really attractive. She'll be missed. How come the ugly ones never seem to retire?

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;3456278]Really curious who you see at CT that makes a connection. I like the place and the girls, but have never really connected with them.[/QUOTE]Over last 10 -15 years I've seen a rather large number of providers, euro, Asian, latinas, even blacks. Most of them knew me, not just recognized, but remembered my preferences etc. I tipped them well, sometimes even brought little gifts around holiday seasons.

Nonetheless I didn't feel anything that I'd classified as a connection (like with a girlfriend), probably because some sort of business (service for money) killed that emotional attachment required for connection. Or maybe you define connection in a different way. It would be interesting if you could clarify your interpretation of connection. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Viriato;3455822]Finally got back to GH at their new Elk Grove Village location a while back. Always nice to get a little special treatment from Leah. She's one of my favorites. The new location isn't really anything special. It's easy enough to get to, but I'm not sure it really offers any more privacy than the old location. Service is still excellent. Same prices for now, and same girls. Probably go back later this week now that I know where it is.[/QUOTE]New spot East or West of I290?

[QUOTE=Deezer1;3457648]I also would love to see Vera again. Her body was smokin' hot and the few times I saw her she had a great attitude to go with her body. For some reason I think she may be in California.[/QUOTE]What makes you think she's in Cali? I'd love to go see her again. Do you have any links? Or know what city?

Just a little west of 290. I wondered the same thing at first.

[QUOTE=ChiTownReds;3458771]New spot East or West of I290?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch;3461312]Just a little west of 290. I wondered the same thing at first.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I'm slow this morning gents. What does GH stand for? Searched the site but will not show threads with GH; maybe too short.

[QUOTE=BrutusB74;3462443]Sorry if I'm slow this morning gents. What does GH stand for? Searched the site but will not show threads with GH; maybe too short.[/QUOTE]Uses to be located in Schaumburg. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=BrutusB74;3462443]Sorry if I'm slow this morning gents. What does GH stand for? Searched the site but will not show threads with GH; maybe too short.[/QUOTE]Golden Hands.

[QUOTE=BrutusB74;3462443]Sorry if I'm slow this morning gents. What does GH stand for? Searched the site but will not show threads with GH; maybe too short.[/QUOTE]Just type Golden Hands Elk Grove Village and it will come out just fine.

My concern is who does good massage there for a full hour + HE? Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated (may PM). Thanks.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3462646]Just type Golden Hands Elk Grove Village and it will come out just fine.

My concern is who does good massage there for a full hour + HE? Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated (may PM). Thanks.[/QUOTE]In terms of leaving happy and satisfied, any GH girl will likely suffice. Just don't necessarily expect the full 60 minutes. I've found that I have to watch the clock and specify what else I'd like to experience for the last 10-15 minutes. If not, you get the warm towel and obligatory "all done" with time to spare.

Overall, the rub will be tantalizing and relaxing, but it probably won't be spa level therapy. While the ladies over in NB seem to short on time as well, a few will actually give a therapeutic session. If you do try GH, I like the bod on N and many enjoy the finishing technique coming from L.