Palm Tree : aka "Thornbush"
Time was short and felt like getting a little R&T, went to Palm Tree because evidently Uncle Leo took a trip to Tokyo recently so Tokyo is played out.
So as I was saying I went to PT and first thing that hit me was a dude receptionist... a round eye at that. He said go in and get comfy and my "therapist" would be in shortly. So after 10 minutes I am face down the room is dark and in walks an older Asian probably Korean and probably was at Inchon Landing to Greet the troops when she was 20 back in 1952, the massage was terrible and I mean BAD... no muscle work just hand brushing and bullshit, she started tickling my balls and tried to get me to flip after like 10 minutes.. I was so pissed I did flip, and she went right at it..... sub -par on that too, wouldnt show a shriveled tit either, she say Too Much Trouble, I could not nut because she was a total turn off and a pain in the ass.
When I was leaving she yelled at me "Where my tip!!???" I told her " Oh sorry I forgot.. I have a tip for you....... Got to manicure school, Bye mamasan.
Name : Lisa
Age : close to turning to dust
attitude: she would rather be playing Mahjong
dumbest thing I have ever dreamt about strip clubs
Hey all,
I was in your fine city (cocoa beach) for a few days and I made a point to hit my favorite strip club, the inner room. I used to hit club lidos, but the lapdance price increase and the more liberal women at the inner room (or was it cheaters?) have driven me to drive a couple miles south from where I normally stay (near the pier).
First day was fun, I had several dances and had my little brain massaged nicely with firm butts and nimble fingers. The fact that I was wearing shorts, helped as the ladies could reach right up and play to their leisure. I sure was.
On the second day, it got better. After a couple of nice dances, I was approached by a knockout with great tits and a nice ass. I would say a solid 8 face and 9 body. Her attitude was great and as we talked it appeared we had similar senses of humor about life, sex, and drinking. Funny thing is, I can't remember her name to save my life.
On this occasion, not only was I wearing loose shorts, I was commando. Tight underwear and continous hard ons are not a good combination. This gal was grinding on my lap while at the same time, reach into my shorts and stroking the little guy oh so well. She took my hand and had me stroke her clit and it was obvious she was as wet as a gal can get. She then asked me if I wanted to get my dick wet. At the time I was assuming a spit handjob, but she asked me to unzip my shorts and when I complied, she took it and put it right into her relatively tight pussy, and began moving up and down on my like she was giving me a lap dance, but in reality, was doing me.
Of course, my initial reaction was no frigging way!!!. First of all, I am 10 yards from the bar and I am not wearing any protection, but as she continued to bounce up and down on me, the little brain took over and I just went with it. As excited as I was, I didn't even make it to the end of the second song and blasted my load into her. She just grinded harder and went with it. After the song ended (with me spent), she said she had to go clean up and I tipped her .6. She seemed fine with that and left to go clean up. I left to do the same and pee as that helps reduce the chance of Stds.
This was definitely a first for me. Money was never mentioned and it was only after I was stimulating her clit for a couple of minutes that she asked me to unzip. The guy next to me was also getting a lapdance and never noticed that she was doing me. He did ask how it was afterwards, to which I replied, fantastic, it doesn't get any better. If he only knew. LOL
Stupid I know, but I don't think any red blood male in the same situation would have done any different. I never go for anything other than hjs or bjs when mongering, but one has to figure a stripper would be far cleaner than a sw. Or so I hope.
Of course this is all a dream and the names have been changed to protect the innocent and keep Leo off their backs.