Space Cadets

[QUOTE=BigDGr;2627332][B]I've been seeing Kristie for Years[/B]
I've been seeing Kristie, Mickey, or Sara whichever name you know her by for 3 years. It's out of my character to register for a site, but when she asked me if I seen her reviews and told me they were horrible I just had to see for myself, and I just want to say I don't know how or why you didn't connect with this gorgeous women, but like all these girls she has a history. She is not clean off of any drugs and even more amazing than ever. She has never rushed me always says I can stay as long as I like. She's a great kisser and the best headache relief I've ever had. She's very big on the phone for appointment only and I wish she did outcall, but as long as I've been seeing her never an out call. Her body is great and such a beautiful face. She's always in heels and always a great outfit. I don't understand the experiences many of you have had, but I will continue to see my Kristie any time I can, because she's a hell of a women just got to get that right connection with her I guess. I was just a lucky one. Stay Safe it can be scary out there. I found one that is worth every moment.[/QUOTE]Of course you've been seeing Kristie for years. You see her every time you look in the mirror!

My favorite part is this line:

[QUOTE=BigDGr;2627332]She is not clean off of any drugs and even more amazing than ever...[/QUOTE]She is [I]not[/I] clean? Well I definitely won't see a provider who is [I]not[/I] clean.

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Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible. ".

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. ".

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. ".

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. ".

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. ".

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. ".

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. " "I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway. ".

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle. ".

The old woman fainted.

Your a blaitent lier just as you said somebody else has skills.

Your ignorant and a major douchebag.

Have fun with H junkies & pimps.

[QUOTE=SpongeBob777;2635420]This report is a long time coming been busy.

I saw ivy and WOW what an amazing blonde spinner really beautiful girl. Her pics on BP don't do her justice!

She has the body of a godess perfect be cups and that flat cut belly. Not getting into too much details but she has the skillz to get it done and than some.

She is easy to find on BP maybe one day I can figure out how to put up links. If you need any info pm me.[/QUOTE]

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Good kid, lill bit chubby. Jelouse ex boyfriend stepping on her shit. That's all I know.

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[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;2637950]Good kid, lill bit chubby. Jelouse ex boyfriend stepping on her shit. That's all I know.[/QUOTE]Sounds about right. Thanks for clarifying. Just wanted to get the info out.

[QUOTE=RDouglas;2655423]How did I pick Ivy. Well, for starters:


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Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]Yeah, you're missing $. 80 that you paid her to talk to you.

[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;2635906]Your a blaitent lier just as you said somebody else has skills.

Your ignorant and a major douchebag.

Have fun with H junkies & pimps.[/QUOTE]I am sorry but I had fun with her. After talking wit you the next time I did see her pump which I don't like. So I guess your right about her bit she does have skills and is really cute in my eyes. As far as the habit all if not most do why else would they be fucking us in our dreams. I guess I will have to be more thorough with my reviews but I usually leave that stuff for pm bit that could be my bad. I am just trying to contribute here. To each there own. Stay safe.

Yea well live and learn.

[QUOTE=SpongeBob777;2655801]I am sorry but I had fun with her. After talking wit you the next time I did see her pump which I don't like. So I guess your right about her bit she does have skills and is really cute in my eyes. As far as the habit all if not most do why else would they be fucking us in our dreams. I guess I will have to be more thorough with my reviews but I usually leave that stuff for pm bit that could be my bad. I am just trying to contribute here. To each there own. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir.
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.

[QUOTE=SpongeBob777;2655801]I am sorry but I had fun with her. After talking wit you the next time I did see her pump which I don't like. So I guess your right about her bit she does have skills and is really cute in my eyes. As far as the habit all if not most do why else would they be fucking us in our dreams. I guess I will have to be more thorough with my reviews but I usually leave that stuff for pm bit that could be my bad. I am just trying to contribute here. To each there own. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Ok if a member alerts us that a provider is an addict most normal people will avoid her. You on the other hand see the misery and rush in. Good for you. Good pimp like thinking.

[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2658561]A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir.
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.


No fee, Chen Lee.[/QUOTE]Good One BN I realy liked this one. LOL.

90+ percent of the providers on BP are addicts, including our highest reviewed favorites. If that's a criteria for not seeing a provider, then the options are few and far between.

[QUOTE=Kj5811;2658630]Ok if a member alerts us that a provider is an addict most normal people will avoid her. You on the other hand see the misery and rush in. Good for you. Good pimp like thinking.[/QUOTE]

I guess this category is as good as any for this post. Just wanted fellow mongers to know Wal-Mart has LG Sunrise Android smart phones from Tracfone on sale for $9. 82 plus tax. Pay cash for phone and minute cards and there will not be a link back to you. Activation can also be anonymous. I bought the of them. None of us wants to be in the PSJ situation.