Thunderdome

I know bullshit when I see it & this is buuuuullllll shiat!

Seriously does anyone believe this malarkey.

[URL]http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere,16928/[/URL]

[QUOTE=OriolesHt;2140086]Late last night I got out of work early so I visited NMS and had my favorite Sandra. Entering I thought about the whole GFE thing. First of all I'm in my 50's and have a 25 yr old Asian GF who lives with me. This wonderful women would do anything that I ask. Sex pretty much rocks and during the act, its all about her. Also she would do absolutely anything I ask. I am not her sugar daddy since she has more family money than me and she's very good looking. (she's a college student working on her Masters degree). With that being said, what about the GFE. Well to me NMS doesn't give you a GFE, there's no bitching, asking for anything, and I get what ever I want (within their limits). My GF gives me a massage in the shower and washes me, so doesn't NMS. My GF will give me a wonderful massage, so doesn't NMS. I get a wonderful HJ (along with FS) from my GF, so doesn't NMS (except the FS). During sex with the GF its all about her, at NMS its all about me! During the "act" she snuggles right up against me and turns herself over to me, sometimes my GF does that. I go to dinner with my GF, I don't have to with NMS. So in my ever so humble opinion I get better than a GFE at NMS. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OreoCookie;2140658]You caught them again YA. Mama and the 10 girls working at NMS have all got fake screen names here all pimpin the Spa in their spare time.[/QUOTE]Hardly a conspiracy theory there's already a large number of you rumpswabs who would defend the ceaseless faux GFE embellished posting that goes on here. I just wonder why they had to congratulate him in private and not out in the open. Larry's delusional lemmings will continue to heap praise on Larry regardless if the unremarkable service provided there.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2140514]Can I come with you? Maybe we can turn the GFE into PSE! LOL.[/QUOTE]PW, You know I always share when I can LOL, we should car pool so we can save some gas money LOL.

[QUOTE=ReiHaragoma;2140556]I think mentioning the most evil human being in human history as you have, is an indication of your depravity.

The German word was used (notice that I capitalized a proper noun, as you did not do,) since I had eaten some strudel earlier, and simply felt like it. And, because I can. Besides, if I don't use the other 5 languages I speak with more frequency than is done at the present, one is prone to become lethargic in both proper pronunciation, and of proper grammar.

My colleagues think that it is admirable that I am enhancing my studies by "hanging out" at AMP's; so that I can write a thesis for a second PhD.[/QUOTE]Rei, You are the one who is always flaunting how superior you are with your PhD and higher education. You seem to share the same values has Hitler by thinking you are better than everyone. You are an elitist of the highest order.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2140729]I know bullshit when I see it & this is buuuuullllll shiat!

Seriously does anyone believe this malarkey.

[URL]http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-news-some-bullshit-happening-somewhere,16928/[/URL][/QUOTE]Skatar, I agree after rereading the post and past history it does not seem to add up.

It is a shame that you, YA, PW, myself and others come here and keep it real while others post Bull Shit.

[QUOTE=MPCreeper;2140466]I'm from Boston going to be in RI tonight and tomorrow for work. Looking for a recommendation for tonight. Good massage, great tease required. Anything more on menu would be a bonus too. Prefer non asian but if that's the best bet I'd go for a AMP. Please help. Suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LaserKing;2140772]NMS main st nuff said.[/QUOTE]The member from Boston clearly stated that it would be a bonus if there was more on the menu. The rumpswab replies " NMS main st nuff said". Are you kidding me?

LK, Knowing there are many other places that provide a much higher level of service and extras far and above those available at NMS you recommend NMS? When will the madness end?? You rumpswabs need to start telling people the truth and stop shilling for this place. I mean if the guy posted and asked, where can I get a HJ and no extras I could understand it but when the guy clearly states he wants extras, cmon!

[QUOTE=OriolesHt;2140411]I make a very good income so why should I care about the amount of money I spend. I'm nuts. Why? Because my lifestyle doesn't agree with yours? I get out of NMS exactly what I want. You might piss your money away at a strip club, I don't. I don't drink, smoke or gamble. Your thinking is that anyone that has a wife or girlfriend shouldn't go to a strip club because they are. ? I guess that you are one of those people that if they don't agree with your thinking they must be wrong or NUTS. Hmmmmmmmmm.[/QUOTE]Before you go off half cocked. Why don't you read exactly what I wrote again. Now to explain it to you again a little slower and clearer (and eliminating the fun jab that was intended since you evidently didn't get it.).

Now if I was about your age (and I'm close at 55) and I had a 25 year old Asian gf who was:

*great looking.

*rocked at sex.

*did anything and everything I wanted in bed and out of bed.

*had more money than me.

*obviously doesn't care if I went out to places to see other girls.

Then I certainly wouldn't be looking for something outside of doing her. I didn't say I didn't agree with your lifestyle. I wish I had a 25 yr old Asian gf. I don't drink, smoke or gamble either. I certainly didn't say anyone who had a wife or gf shouldn't go to a stripclub or a spa or see an escort either. WHAT I SAID was if I had what you have purported to have I wouldn't be looking for OTHER girls for my pleasures. And I didn't say that anyone who didn't agree with me was wrong or nuts. And actually you admitted you were nuts in the first sentence of your reply anyway which is what I said to begin with. Of course as an added bonus I certainly wouldn't be out looking for sw's and possible taking something home which would ruin what you have purported to have waiting there.

Now instead of reading something else into what I just wrote and replying back why don't you take your 25 year old Asian gf by the hand and take her gently into the shower, soap her down, wash her off and then carry her into the bedroom and do what every other gent who has read your post wants to do with her. But please reply back with details. Pics welcome too.

[QUOTE=Bostonred;2151093]In the past year I've seen this face after giving a standard tip at NMS, Pleasant and now, last week, at Far East. As a result, I think ok, maybe I'll come back here next year and then I proceed to look for a new place to spend hobby time and money.

Lucy at FE is one of the girls that came in after the purge in June. I received the full hour from her, but the hour was not playful and it was not sensual. These two traits are what I used to experience with Summer, Penny and Mina who worked there before last month.

Based on SmokeScreen's report it sounds like its time to go back to Pleasant. Thanks for the info.

To all, resist tip inflation on all fronts, the economy is not that good and there is a lot of competition right now.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more, in a bad economy these girls are earning very good tax free wages. Their hourly rate is probably more than a lot of members here. And please don't break out the violins about how hard they have to work for it and how lucky we are to have them. As one of the NMS girls said to me the Korean girls are far luckier than the boys when they come to the USA as far as landing gainful employment.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;2151887]What was the disapointed tip face? How much you tip for what service. NMS is HJ only. 4 to. 6 tip. Pleasant can be FS or HJ, I have had both there in the past couple years. FE is FS 1. 2 to 1. 4 though I had a nude HJ there for. 8.[/QUOTE]Dave, you know the "standard" tip is $40 for a HJ. It is insulting that she put on the poor me pouty face and told him to bring more next time.

[QUOTE=Bostonred;2151933]At NMS the tip was. 4 and at the other places it was 1. 4 for their respective standard services.

In all cases the parting line was "you bring more next time, ok".

As a footnote, I have never had a similar experience at DT or Admiral.[/QUOTE]You should have went right out to Papasan Larry at his concierge station and complained. Although you probably would have had to make your way through Rumpswab alley to reach him as he may have been holding court with the NMS Koolaid drinkers at the time and you may have been accosted if you dared to question the great and powerful Larry. I wonder what he would have said? I have heard he is very customer oriented. Or you could have related to his kindler / gentler alter ego MikeWilliams88 maybe you two could have bonded and he would have shown some empathy with you as a fellow monger.

[QUOTE=BigStar1;2152203]I've never had a girl at NMS or One Spa question the tip or ask for extra. The Girl I'm currently seeing at One Spa wanted the money up front the 1st time I saw her, but doesn't even ask for it now. She just gets naked after the shower, does the deed and helps me get dressed. Then I give her the money and off I go. I've never have a problem being shorted on time at either place. One of the problems with switching spas and switching girls is that they don't know you and I'm sure there have been a number of mongers that have stiffed them (not the good way).

Bigstar1.[/QUOTE]This isn't the first time I've heard of the pouty face at NMS from a girl after receiving a fair tip. The issue here isn't the girl wanting the $ upfront or being stiffed. It is greed induced by other customers who act like my friend Heisenberg and overtip everywhere they go.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2152650]I couldn't agree more, in a bad economy these girls are earning very good tax free wages. Their hourly rate is probably more than a lot of members here. And please don't break out the violins about how hard they have to work for it and how lucky we are to have them. As one of the NMS girls said to me the Korean girls are far luckier than the boys when they come to the USA as far as landing gainful employment.

Dave, you know the "standard" tip is $40 for a HJ. It is insulting that she put on the poor me pouty face and told him to bring more next time.

You should have went right out to Papasan Larry at his concierge station and complained. Although you probably would have had to make your way through Rumpswab alley to reach him as he may have been holding court with the NMS Koolaid drinkers at the time and you may have been accosted if you dared to question the great and powerful Larry. I wonder what he would have said? I have heard he is very customer oriented. Or you could have related to his kindler / gentler alter ego MikeWilliams88 maybe you two could have bonded and he would have shown some empathy with you as a fellow monger.

This isn't the first time I've heard of the pouty face at NMS from a girl after receiving a fair tip. The issue here isn't the girl wanting the $ upfront or being stiffed. It is greed induced by other customers who act like my friend Heisenberg and overtip everywhere they go.[/QUOTE]Limited Edition for NMS Koolaid drinkers and residents of Rumpswab Alley only.

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[QUOTE=Bonefish2;2154377]Has anybody had a chance to go in here? I saw somebody obliquely mention it in a review of another place a while back, but hadn't seen any reports since.

I live not 5 minutes from this place and saw a sign for it while I was driving down to the beach, but thought there's no way an AMP has made it's way this far south. Am I wrong?

[URL]http://providence.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-openedall-new-magic-asian-touch-luxurious-place-royal-treatment-22/4190439[/URL][/QUOTE]How could you not be wrong? You saw the sign, you saw the ad on Backpage, which if I'm not mistaken is fairly expensive to place ads on. So why could there not be an AMP there?

[QUOTE=Kiwi13;2154747]Visited North Main on Monday. Shortly Jenny enter the room. She's probably mid-20's with a nice slim body and greatest English. TS was excellent and was playful. Massage was extremely thorough with greet attention paid ST was wonderful. What I can say is Wow. She worked hard to make this visit enjoyable, I had wonderful time with Jenny. Will deffinately repeat with Jenny. $60/80.[/QUOTE]Really? You tipped $80 for a HJ? This will only embolden the girls to seek more from everyone and guarantee more of the "pouty face" reactions from the girls when we don't cave". I'm curious is this your first visit to NMS? Do you always tip $80 for a HJ? Awaiting your answer and almost surely will reply in Thunderdome as this could get ugly. Wanted to reply first here as I believe my comments are directly related to your review and belong in this thread for future reference.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2154953]Really? You tipped $80 for a HJ? This will only embolden the girls to seek more from everyone and guarantee more of the "pouty face" reactions from the girls when we don't cave". I'm curious is this your first visit to NMS? Do you always tip $80 for a HJ? Awaiting your answer and almost surely will reply in Thunderdome as this could get ugly. Wanted to reply first here as I believe my comments are directly related to your review and belong in this thread for future reference.[/QUOTE]Who cares what he tipped. I went to RuthChris Steakhouse and had an incredible dinner with my G / F and the bill was just under $200. I gave the waiter $100. Now the other waiters are going to give a sad face when they get tipped 20%? If they give you a sad face tell them to give better service. Who fucking cares what the girls think about your tip. Frankly I've given tips similar to his. So.

[QUOTE=OriolesHt;2155140]Who cares what he tipped. I went to RuthChris Steakhouse and had an incredible dinner with my G / F and the bill was just under $200. I gave the waiter $100. Now the other waiters are going to give a sad face when they get tipped 20%? If they give you a sad face tell them to give better service. Who fucking cares what the girls think about your tip. Frankly I've given tips similar to his. So.[/QUOTE]In my opinion it matters a lot more with a girl I'm going to be intimate with vs. A waiter. And it is a very predictable trend that when this starts to happen at an AMP it spreads. I don't think I'm alone on this I have read many reviews where girls try to upsell or negotiate and it kills the mood for the guy. Not saying this was the case with this Kiwi guy However I am curious so I asked him a couple of questions and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. I hope your poor streetwalker girls don't hear you're tipping waiters over 100% and only giving then $20. I thought my friend Heisenberg was the biggest tipper. Even he would be blushing at the thought of that tip at the steakhouse. You must have found that waiter to be awfully cute

[QUOTE=OriolesHt;2155140]Who cares what he tipped. I went to RuthChris Steakhouse and had an incredible dinner with my G / F and the bill was just under $200. I gave the waiter $100. Now the other waiters are going to give a sad face when they get tipped 20%? If they give you a sad face tell them to give better service. Who fucking cares what the girls think about your tip. Frankly I've given tips similar to his. So.[/QUOTE]Thunderdome.

[QUOTE=Yardape08;2155276]In my opinion it matters a lot more with a girl I'm going to be intimate with vs. A waiter. And it is a very predictable trend that when this starts to happen at an AMP it spreads. I don't think I'm alone on this I have read many reviews where girls try to upsell or negotiate and it kills the mood for the guy. Not saying this was the case with this Kiwi guy However I am curious so I asked him a couple of questions and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. I hope your poor streetwalker girls don't hear you're tipping waiters over 100% and only giving then $20.[/QUOTE]Just because you are a poor broke douche bag doesn't mean that your going to be effected. If you can't afford to tip try using your EBT card. And / or go fuck yourself.