Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=JasoDean;3355156]Like others have mentioned, getting a positive result from CL is more abut random chance and luck than anything else. Most ads, it feels like 95% in the casual Enc sec are bits, spam, or porn. Any real women get flagged, especially if there is a hint of pay to play. That said, I have had a few wild one offs, and still peruse on a daily basis. The trad W $M can be a bit better, but less explicit- you would need to communicate back and forth, I found a FWB that way. Last, check out the platonic section Sometimes there are women that seem to imply more if you connect. At any rate, good luck and good hunting.[/QUOTE]The spammers employ bots to flag off anything that isn't one of their scams or camsite ads, so the gay guys trolling for sexting buddies and the real women who post often don't stay up very long.

I met a really cute Jewish realtor on CL back about 11 years ago. All I had to do was make up and e-mail her a kinky sex story and she wanted me to meet her at one of the houses she was selling. Really fun. People were more trusting back in the old days and there was a lot less spam.

A couple years ago, I connected with someone who was here on business. I got lucky because I was one of the first guys to respond to her ad and wasn't a total scumbag. If a real ad is more than 5-10 minutes old, assume she's received 50 messages already from clueless horny virgins and misogynist basement dwelling losers who just want to call woman filthy names and the likelihood she'll respond is pretty much zero.

I've posted an ad from time to time saying I'm a former porn performer (actually true) and I've got responses from the same woman 2 or 3 times. Once I wrote back after seeing the message next morning and she was pissed off I hadn't responded at 3 am when she sent it and acted a little too crazy for my taste. Plus, the last set of photos she sent me weren't that flattering and I got turned off. She has really nice tits, though.

For kicks, I reposted a few older ads I used to run and now they keep getting flagged off. The spammers bots are at it again.

Years ago CL was a gold mine. Those were the days that 95% of posts by women were actually real. This is before other, more prominent dating sites popped up that offered a better way to meet men even if it was for a hookup. I used to Have a lot of success looking for couples (much easier than single women) but they still get bombarded by hundreds of emails and of course some are pathetic guys posing as a couple or dreaming about someone hanging their wife / gf w / o them knowing.

Up until a year or so ago me and a buddy used to post a two for 1 for the ladies and while it was maybe every couples of months we would find someone serious, we would hit the jackpot. Ranging from mid 20's spinners to married milfs cheating on their husbands. For women fantasizing about being with two guys at once, CL worked out great. Others guys were starting to catch onto that game as well. We were actually talking about putting the band back together and go fishing.

Obviously this is all about whether or not you are into being Eskimo brothers with someone. I never minded because the reward was always worth it.

[QUOTE=BoobHope;3353638]Keep trying. Do one ad at a time until you've got it figured out. Put a pic of some kind in the ad. Don't be overly crude. Use proper grammar and spelling. Renew the ad every two days. You'll usually only get spam the first time you post the ad or after you have to repost at then end of the 30-day limit. If you don't get any real responses in a few weeks, ditch the ad and try a new (or refined) one. It might take awhile to get to something that gets real responses, but trust me, there are real women out there. I posted a brand new ad last weekend and got a response within minutes from a horny 30-something with big tits--and we had hot, incredible sex for hours the next night. One of my older ads scored me a lesbian who jerked me off in my car last week and wants me to fuck her in the ass this week. It's worth the effort.[/QUOTE]Not trying to barge into your territory. I've tried several different ads in the local craigslist. (From Ohio and travelling to Chicago in a couple weeks) I've tried appealing to the neglected wife, the MILF, the horny unattached, the curious. I think over several years of trying I might have gotten one legit response which ended up going nowhere. Any pointers?

[QUOTE=Chicago41;3354282]95% of the responses will be spam or hoaxers trying to get you to sign up for cam sites. Most of the real responses will be lonely gay guys trying to get you to send them photos to jerk off to. But every so often, you'll get a real response from a real woman. Some of them will be hideous.[/QUOTE]I usually get a ton from gay guys that offer their services if I don't have any luck with women.

Its nice to have a regular. We meet twice a month and have a good time. She squirts and cums at least 25 times each session. Never met anyone like that in my life. I feel like a real stud after I see her! LOL! Rocket Dork.

I had a multi-orgasmic squirter I met on CL that I saw regularly for awhile, and I agree: I felt like a stud every time. Every time she came, her vagina would clamp down on my cock with a crazy death grip (and sometimes remove the condom) and then the flood gates would open. It was unreal.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3360061]Its nice to have a regular. We meet twice a month and have a good time. She squirts and cums at least 25 times each session. Never met anyone like that in my life. I feel like a real stud after I see her! LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

I focus on the stuff that I'm into and that I'm good at sexually. That way, it comes across as real, because it is. Women can see past the BS. I've found that approach works for me. I try not to target a particular type of woman, but rather appeal to a desire that women would have that I can fulfill. I know that's not really specific, but hopefully that gives you an idea of what I found works. I'm sure there are other successful approaches.

[QUOTE=Flintt;3357064]Not trying to barge into your territory. I've tried several different ads in the local craigslist. (From Ohio and travelling to Chicago in a couple weeks) I've tried appealing to the neglected wife, the MILF, the horny unattached, the curious. I think over several years of trying I might have gotten one legit response which ended up going nowhere. Any pointers?[/QUOTE]

I think squirting is urine, isn't it? I'll pass on that.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3360061]Its nice to have a regular. We meet twice a month and have a good time. She squirts and cums at least 25 times each session. Never met anyone like that in my life. I feel like a real stud after I see her! LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BoobHope;3360505]I had a multi-orgasmic squirter I met on CL that I saw regularly for awhile, and I agree: I felt like a stud every time. Every time she came, her vagina would clamp down on my cock with a crazy death grip (and sometimes remove the condom) and then the flood gates would open. It was unreal.[/QUOTE]Between the two of your posts, I am going to have to see a sex therapist or a good shrink. I have had girls nod out on me, not clamp or squirt, LOL--age! And both of you still have a drink coming for all your advice in the past. Safe Hobbying.

[QUOTE=BoobHope;3360513]I focus on the stuff that I'm into and that I'm good at sexually. That way, it comes across as real, because it is. Women can see past the BS. I've found that approach works for me. I try not to target a particular type of woman, but rather appeal to a desire that women would have that I can fulfill. I know that's not really specific, but hopefully that gives you an idea of what I found works. I'm sure there are other successful approaches.[/QUOTE]Although it's mostly a long shot, I have had some luck over the years with CL posts. I think the key is to keep it real and show and convey respect, safety and honesty in the post.

The women that have a totally carefree attitude are already hitting the bars or posting on their own. It's the curious, shy and fantasy driven woman that is best appealed to. They have to feel safe and respected when they agree to meet with you.

My latest is a youngish Filipino that, once she opened up, wound up being a frustrated sexpot. Multi orgasmic, screamer (and moaner) and heavy squirter. She's a once a week regular now. Others have ranged from SSBBW, horny middle aged housewives to young athletic attractive women looking for a no strings release.

One a few years ago was a very attractive young 20 something that wanted a last fling before she got married. We met a few times and she was able to experience things that she knew her fiance would never do to her once they were married. I still hope that someday she will re-emerge for a reunion!

Once again, they feel safe, are respected and get as much enjoyment as I do.

Kind of. It's urine often diluted with fluid produced by the female Skene glands. From experience, though, it doesn't smell. And a little pee never hurt anyone.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3360777]I think squirting is urine, isn't it? I'll pass on that.[/QUOTE]

You just got to find that rare squirter (I've only been with one). I really don't do anything special.

[QUOTE=Emiglio;3360802]Between the two of your posts, I am going to have to see a sex therapist or a good shrink. I have had girls nod out on me, not clamp or squirt, LOL--age! And both of you still have a drink coming for all your advice in the past. Safe Hobbying.[/QUOTE]

Just saw this ad posted on CL. I don't meet her requirements but I'd sure love to take a break from work to go watch this event if this is really happening. LOL.

Meet at forest preserve. W4 m (Palatine).

I'm bringing a fat older lady to a forest preserve in Palatine. I'm looking for a guy with a giant dick to fuck her with me. She knows nothing about it but she'll go along with it. Send picture of your cock.

Be available today. It's the forest preserve on Quinton Road between Dundee and Lake Cook. Email with pic and I'll give you the time in details.

Have a super cute and very good latina bbw, lives in logan square and is looking to make some extra cash on the side.

Looking to trade for any lady available in the skokie / niles area.

Seniors only. Please pm for info.

Pics attached.

+ young, short, attractive girl.
+ lots of tats (think suicide girl fresh from high school).
+ nice rack.
+ low damage.
+ quiet neighborhood.

- double books.
- rusher.
- terrible head game.
- cum dodger (she tried to but failed LOL).
- quiet neighborhood (too much foot traffic to location, will eventually be a problem with nosy people).
- checks phone throughout.

She asks for 1.2 but can be talked down to.8 for half and half. Incall is a house that her parents clearly own. Deed takes place in basement on air mattress. Was in / out 10 minutes. Head game was terrible (super fast bobbing with little suction) so opted to smash instead. Does nothing in mish and won't ride on top, so doggy it is. I opted for Russian / BJ finish. Didn't warn her when I was about to finish, lols were had watching her trying to chase it down with juice (I'm a vegetarian so I know it's not bitter). Was snuck out of backdoor since the next guy was already at the door.

She's close to me and if I had more time with her (outcall) it would be a much better experience but it was a factory line with incall setup. I won't repeat unless it was outcall but you have to be very comfortable with a worker knowing your base of operations. On to the next.