The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2591311]I am so proud of you two if this is what happened. Cyber balls as I will call it, pecking at a key board, calling people out and hitting send, so there "f" you is so relentless. Would you really say these these things if you were standing in front of them? Probably not because you would get your face smashed in. Cyber balls is out, respect is in, now let's get laid and make some money or spend some money in the mongers world. Peace out and I need a day at the beach and have some fun.[/QUOTE]Funny thing is, I don't have a problem saying anything to anyone's face. Those who know me, know that I can and will handle business should the need arise.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2591512]If that guy is a trusted member (as determined by enough other trusted members and at least a couple of ladies known to a few of us who can verify him) and steps forward and posts that, indeed, reading your account at the redneck plastic swimmin' hole gave him a boner, then I will take it back.

Otherwise, this is the account that proves once and for all to anyone with doubt, and I doubt there is anyone with doubt, that you continue to be a bandwidth waster.

Let the games begin.

C3.[/QUOTE]Was discontinued from some 1987 Sears fall catalog. I remember bcuz it still haunts me to this day.

This is me posting my fun Montes! Pointing out how big of a pathetic douche u r

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2591675]Truthfully, doesn't it just feel better to be acknowledged by a lovely lady's thanks, than a boner from some guy?[/QUOTE]Yes but since most of the people who post here are guys. I only have them to choose from. Unless you want to count her -whom I dated this morning. She thanked me with a big smile on her face.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2591683]Was discontinued from some 1987 Sears fall catalog. I remember bcuz it still haunts me to this day.

This is me posting my fun Montes! Pointing out how big of a pathetic douche u r[/QUOTE]I'm 100% sure as I'm playing with some cute couple that comes over to our house, I'll remember what you said as I play with her nipples under the bubbles of my $ 8000 spa. Your venomous approach only achieves my goal of making you acrimoniously jealous. The less pitcures (how about zero) you show and the more I show just add to my pleasure in humiliating you.

The Orlando USASG board members are without a doubt the worst in all of Florida. The whining, the constant complaining, the wild conspiracy theories, grown men acting like little girl's. It's a wonder why other USASG view the Orlando members as douche bags! Again most Here are very old pathetic men who are way past there prime and mongering days are coming to a slow end. Useless idiots like Vino for example. This clown is completely insignificant! And I will not be used to bring back some old washed up monger and also provider's to there glory days.

A lot of people hate my posts and claim to never read them yet they constantly talk trash. Vino I will NOT bring any attention to your dumb ass old man. By me even mentioning your name that will give you more exposure on this board that you have had in fucking year's ass clown. Nope! You're on your own. Same as a few more of you whose names I won't even mention. It is a treat for me to respond to any of your posts! Remember that!

Now for all you no life having dumb mother fuckers who think that me and the gentleman Montes are the same I say this. Nearly every weekend I am back home in South Florida. Been posting reports there for year's. Anyone that has viewed my post history know that. This past weekend I was back home and was with a few other Pompano beach, west Palm beach and Lake worth mongers. All SM on this great site! I post reviews every weekend of my trips. Just view my posts in South Florida. Now how can I be for example, on a beach in Singer Island this past Saturday night, getting an excellent blowjob by the way from a blonde bombshell! AND be here in central Florida at the same time? The gentleman Montes post stated he was entertaining guests at his home WITH his girlfriend AND he gave the website info WHERE anyone here could verify his post and story.

I actually have a busy life. I travel all over Florida seeking cheap pussy! Life is good for me! You clowns need to get out more and a way from the bingo halls! LOL!

And to Montes whom I have never had the pleasure of meeting. I say don't change shit! Do what works for you player! I enjoy your posts. FYI Montes from his pics looks like a WHITE guy, I'm BLACK! LOL! So to all that still refuse to believe the truth I say suck my big black hairy balls motherfuckers!

Chris5.

I've seen her videos. Not even sure why anyone would say her mouth game is wack LOL.

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2590441]No I wish I hadn't seen you. In fact the blowjob was so bad that I had to fuck you just to get my nut off which I didn't want to do at all. I showered for a solid 2 hours when I got home. Honestly felt like you should of be paying me for the visit not the other way around.[/QUOTE]You're so full of shit, you stink. LMAO. If it was so bad, where is the review you posted to tell the other members of this forum how bad it was?

Oh, CRICKETS!! Because we've never met.

Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2591675]Truthfully, doesn't it just feel better to be acknowledged by a lovely lady's thanks, than a boner from some guy?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2590441]No I wish I hadn't seen you. In fact the blowjob was so bad that I had to fuck you just to get my nut off which I didn't want to do at all. I showered for a solid 2 hours when I got home. Honestly felt like you should of be paying me for the visit not the other way around.[/QUOTE]Lets quote this one too:

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2194561]This is not my first account let alone my only one lets just say early a few years back I had problems with the mods but that should all clear up now thanks to this nifty new forum.[/QUOTE]So, inquiring minds want to know?? Who are you and where on this forum have you contributed anything other than bullshit?

Oh, nowhere? Moving on. You sir, have not met me. Infact, from your posts, you look like a be*tch. So your own post proves you were banned, for being a douche, to come back and do the same?

You've met me? And fucked me?? Where am I pierced? Tongue, nips, pussy? That would be too easy. The fact is, if you had such a bad time, I'm sure with all the calling out you do of white knights on this forum, you'd have posted a review, but you didn't so STFU, and move along.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2591943]Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

.[/QUOTE]Post don't get too jealous because you don't have any pictures of what you do. Nerds have no girls, no spas, no fireplaces, no 12' ft long beds, no SDC memberships that allow couples to come over and experience my boner. The more jealousy you spout, the more counter-productive your goal, of us trying to remember what you said, as our mind becomes 100% focused on the cute couples that come over to, in their words-your " wonderful house. " The number of times we see that- on the SDC validations- easily squelches anything you say.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2567001]This is the conclusion of our meeting with another couple- from last night, a typical evening. We're in the hot tub and it's the other husband, my girlfriend, his wife, and me. Tension starting. The soft whirl of the bubble machine is masking underwater movements, and only the blacklights are turned on. The other man's wife has just finished a toke. And gotten out of her lingerie, and is 3 inches away from me. Tension amazing. We're talking about clubs we have been too when I notice a brushing movement down below. Subsequently I move my hand close to her breast and begin to fondle it. Continuously talking and fondling is the order of the day (night). Tension beyond belief. Next we get out of the Jacuzzi and head to the 10 ft long bed in front of the fireplace which is crackling in the night air. The girls put back on their baby dolls and take a couple more tokes. Tension at an all time high. The bed is surrounded by 6 mirrors -one large one on the ceiling. The 2 girls start making out and one of them reaches for my dick while fondling each other. Soon a complete swap has taken place and I make love to another man's wife. The fire from the fireplace is warming our bodies and his wife is warming inside from me. Tension complete. Another Saturday night.[/QUOTE]Sorry to have to do this nerds- but you asked for it. After reading this- now you know why we laugh so hard- at your feeble attempts to get our minds off of SDC. It can't be done, if you'll notice I don't post on weekends. Why is that- it is because I'm busy as you can well understand and drool, at what our weekends are about. Keep trying though- because the envy is the height of our joy. Sorry to have to say that to burst you bubble at trying so hard and not accomplishing a fucking thing. Because the harder you try the more you have to read about how far behind you are. I could go on but- YOU GET THE PICTURE.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591069]He got a "fucking boner" reading my posts. So not only do you not have a life. Your are a liar also. If you don't believe me I'll get the post # for you. Thank you for another boring post. Or I will cut and paste it for you- to humiliate you even more. Gooday.[/QUOTE]How can I ever go out of the house? I must not be a man because I didn't get a boner. What is that shit you be taking? Enjoy the ride delusional one.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2591943]Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

.[/QUOTE]That Montes goes AC / DC at these swinger clubs.

He just loves talking up his little hangouts.

In fact it's soooo much damn fun that the only other activity that he can find comparable.

*Is doing laps around blossom park.

*Or riding around on his 'fag and furious rice machine' with his Ronald McDonald undershirt, his rust colored slacks and gorgio brutini shoes. It's a fuqn side show, a veritable train wreck that you can't watch nor can you look away.

What a douche.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2592197]That Montes goes AC / DC at his swinger clubs.

He just loves talking up his little hangouts.

In fact it's soooo much damn fun that the only other activity that he can find comparable.

*Is doing laps around blossom park.

*Or riding around on his 'fag and furious rice machine' with his Ronald McDonald undershirt, his rust colored slacks and gorgio brutini shoes. It's a fuqn side show, a veritable train wreck that you can't watch nor can you look away.

What a douche.[/QUOTE]Yawn really boring stuff.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2592156]How can I ever go out of the house? I must not be a man because I didn't get a boner. What is that shit you be taking? Enjoy the ride delusional one.[/QUOTE]Read it and weep. You have a home- I thought nerds lived in their mother's basement.