WhamBam Getta Me out of Here Sam (Samantha)
[QUOTE=CravenHead;2214964]Here's the BP link.
[URL]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-beautiful-brunette-sweet-relaxing-massage-inoutcalls-35/21734528[/URL]
I took one for the team. I'll save you all a bunch of roses.
1. Tries to up sell once you're in the door. 2. Doesn't offer what's promised. 3. Better looking in pictures. 4. Her place is a dump. 5. Service was awful.
Damage: 100 for a lousy HJ.
Not recommended![/QUOTE]Sorry you had to experience the Famous FatOld Samantha. You're not the first to TOFFT with Sam-the-Scam. You're lucky you didn't run into her "manager" - tall, gruff guy who hangs out in the parking lot in case of any trouble. He stays nearby, about thirty seconds away from her crapartment in case a visitor challenges this GIWNF (grandmothers I would never fuck) about her misleading ad. She offered to yank me off on the divan while she remained fully clothed. Ugh! I still get shivers just thinking about her pug mug!
Better luck next time, Cravenhead.