Strip Club Reports

That's a great story ChubbyChico. I should print out some Hush Douche Bag Customer Bingo cards. The last person in the group to get a bingo has to pay for the drinks. Plus the douche's wouldn't even comprehend that they are being made fun of.

[QUOTE=ChubbyChico;4866955]Been there 4 times now (I have prior reviews with more positive experiences). Last time this past week. Funny because I was there with three of my friends that are more average fellas, think suburban soccer dad types. We laughed about the douche canoes (a la 2005 Jersey Shore), posers and player wannabes (dudes making it rain at the stage with $30 worth of singles) in attendance. Not to mention the lack of attention we were getting. Once we decided to cash out, I laid down the ol' Amex Platinum, told the blonde shorty behind the bar to put our entire group's drinks on my tab (BTW her service absolutely SUCKS). Within the 10 or so minutes it took her to run my card we literally watched her talk to several girls, who eventually came up to our end of the bar acting like we would be sorely missed if we left the club.[/QUOTE]

LOL curious how that would be played. Bonus points if you're wearing an extra small Affliction tshirt?

[QUOTE=NavyGuy88;4867216]That's a great story ChubbyChico. I should print out some Hush Douche Bag Customer Bingo cards. The last person in the group to get a bingo has to pay for the drinks. Plus the douche's wouldn't even comprehend that they are being made fun of.[/QUOTE]

OGD was poppin' tonight.

Parking lot was nearly full, though it didn't seem like it inside.

At least five girls.

Started with Bobbi who went right for the cock and allowed full and free roaming. She mentioned VIP, but I didn't want to end my visit so soon, so stopped her after two songs.

Then, tall and lanky Ginger, real name Colleen. Haven't seen her before. Big curly hair. Very cute face despite the giant mole on her chin. Not the best dances, stopped at two, but kept her in mind. She did mention VIP. Very small tits, nice big ass on an otherwise thin frame.

Then, a black girl. Chenelle. Big ass. Marginal dances. Stopped at two.

Then Jasmine walked in. Came straight over to me. Still the hottest one in the room, by far. Her belly seems to be getting bigger every time I see her though. Couple dances, normal options on the table, but didn't want to pay her prices tonight.

Ginger wanted to smoke, asked me to go outside with her. Obviously on heroin or similar. Flip flops between mile-a-minute incoherent rambling and passing out standing up. And snaps out of it to talk like normal. Felt awkward watching her sleep after a few minutes so told her I was going inside. She came to and followed me in. Should have taken her right into the VIP since she didn't look too bad outside even.

Back in and had Jessica for two dances. Forgettable.

Figured I was close to done, so found Bobbi and took her in the back. New VIP is much nicer. Just the storeroom, but it's 5 x larger with a rope light that adds ambience. Very comfortable.

She took care of business for a nice price. Still wish I took Ginger instead though since I've had Bobbi before.

Only one I didn't have was a cute white girl with 80's bangs and nice boobs. Think she took off before I could get to her.

All in all, a nice surprise, given that it was a Wednesday. Don't think I sat unattended for more than a few minutes.

[QUOTE=XmasBeagle;4869386]OGD was poppin' tonight.

Parking lot was nearly full, though it didn't seem like it inside.

At least five girls.

Started with Bobbi who went right for the cock and allowed full and free roaming. She mentioned VIP, but I didn't want to end my visit so soon, so stopped her after two songs.

Then, tall and lanky Ginger, real name Colleen. Haven't seen her before. Big curly hair. Very cute face despite the giant mole on her chin. Not the best dances, stopped at two, but kept her in mind. She did mention VIP. Very small tits, nice big ass on an otherwise thin frame.

Then, a black girl. Chenelle. Big ass. Marginal dances. Stopped at two.

Then Jasmine walked in. Came straight over to me. Still the hottest one in the room, by far. Her belly seems to be getting bigger every time I see her though. Couple dances, normal options on the table, but didn't want to pay her prices tonight.

Ginger wanted to smoke, asked me to go outside with her. Obviously on heroin or similar. Flip flops between mile-a-minute incoherent rambling and passing out standing up. And snaps out of it to talk like normal. Felt awkward watching her sleep after a few minutes so told her I was going inside. She came to and followed me in. Should have taken her right into the VIP since she didn't look too bad outside even.

Back in and had Jessica for two dances. Forgettable.

Figured I was close to done, so found Bobbi and took her in the back. New VIP is much nicer. Just the storeroom, but it's 5 x larger with a rope light that adds ambience. Very comfortable.

She took care of business for a nice price. Still wish I took Ginger instead though since I've had Bobbi before.

Only one I didn't have was a cute white girl with 80's bangs and nice boobs. Think she took off before I could get to her.

All in all, a nice surprise, given that it was a Wednesday. Don't think I sat unattended for more than a few minutes.[/QUOTE]What time did you head in? I went in Tuesday and it was dead, just 3 dancers.

[QUOTE=XmasBeagle;4869386]OGD was poppin' tonight.

Parking lot was nearly full, though it didn't seem like it inside.

At least five girls.

Started with Bobbi who went right for the cock and allowed full and free roaming. She mentioned VIP, but I didn't want to end my visit so soon, so stopped her after two songs.

Then, tall and lanky Ginger, real name Colleen. Haven't seen her before. Big curly hair. Very cute face despite the giant mole on her chin. Not the best dances, stopped at two, but kept her in mind. She did mention VIP. Very small tits, nice big ass on an otherwise thin frame.

Then, a black girl. Chenelle. Big ass. Marginal dances. Stopped at two.

Then Jasmine walked in. Came straight over to me. Still the hottest one in the room, by far. Her belly seems to be getting bigger every time I see her though. Couple dances, normal options on the table, but didn't want to pay her prices tonight.[/QUOTE]Think Jazmine is preggo?

Prego Jazmine, Nah I think it's all those protein shakes she swallows down nightly there, plus her junk food diet I'm assuming.

[QUOTE=GDogFromFC;4870901]Think Jazmine is preggo?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=XmasBeagle;4869386]OGD was poppin' tonight.

Parking lot was nearly full, though it didn't seem like it inside.

At least five girls.

Started with Bobbi who went right for the cock and allowed full and free roaming. She mentioned VIP, but I didn't want to end my visit so soon, so stopped her after two songs.

Then, tall and lanky Ginger, real name Colleen. Haven't seen her before. Big curly hair. Very cute face despite the giant mole on her chin. Not the best dances, stopped at two, but kept her in mind. She did mention VIP. Very small tits, nice big ass on an otherwise thin frame.

Then, a black girl. Chenelle. Big ass. Marginal dances. Stopped at two.

Then Jasmine walked in. Came straight over to me. Still the hottest one in the room, by far. Her belly seems to be getting bigger every time I see her though. Couple dances, normal options on the table, but didn't want to pay her prices tonight.

Ginger wanted to smoke, asked me to go outside with her. Obviously on heroin or similar. Flip flops between mile-a-minute incoherent rambling and passing out standing up. And snaps out of it to talk like normal. Felt awkward watching her sleep after a few minutes so told her I was going inside. She came to and followed me in. Should have taken her right into the VIP since she didn't look too bad outside even.

Back in and had Jessica for two dances. Forgettable.

Figured I was close to done, so found Bobbi and took her in the back. New VIP is much nicer. Just the storeroom, but it's 5 x larger with a rope light that adds ambience. Very comfortable.

She took care of business for a nice price. Still wish I took Ginger instead though since I've had Bobbi before.

Only one I didn't have was a cute white girl with 80's bangs and nice boobs. Think she took off before I could get to her.

All in all, a nice surprise, given that it was a Wednesday. Don't think I sat unattended for more than a few minutes.[/QUOTE]Went into OGD on a Friday and Ginger or whatever was high as hell off xanax, crazy woman was looking like a zombie or like she was sleep walking, her breath also stunk like a dead possum sitting in the georgia heat in July. Other than that it was just Bobbi, Jasmine and a black dancer.

[QUOTE=DooMama7;4873593]Went into OGD on a Friday and Ginger or whatever was high as hell off xanax, crazy woman was looking like a zombie or like she was sleep walking, her breath also stunk like a dead possum sitting in the georgia heat in July. Other than that it was just Bobbi, Jasmine and a black dancer.[/QUOTE]That dead possum thing is creative as hell. About 4 years back I was at Ogd pretty much daily for a bit and that ginger was working there. She was crazy as all hell then as well. But it's not all drugs I think she's got some serious psychotic issues under the drugs. I try to be polite and stay away from her wherever I see her.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;4873656]That dead possum thing is creative as hell. About 4 years back I was at Ogd pretty much daily for a bit and that ginger was working there. She was crazy as all hell then as well. But it's not all drugs I think she's got some serious psychotic issues under the drugs. I try to be polite and stay away from her wherever I see her.[/QUOTE]Yea nailed it on this one. Used to be not to shabby but that quickly changed.

Alsooo quite a few asked me how it went July 2 with jaz. Seemed be business as usual for her really. Nothing out of the ordinary. I was number 9 or 10 I believe and it was about 10 p.

Does anyone have a cell number or email for Karma? That girl always brightens my day and I need to see her. Thanks!

Well dudes, I thought I had seen everything possible at a strip club. I was wrong. Went to OGD last week during the day and Hannah asked me if I had accepted Jesus into my life. Never before had I thought I would try and be converted and saved at a strip club.

I saw Jamie at Lustys. She's looking a lot older to me lately. She was pretty trashed. Trashed Jamie gives the best head though.

Side note. Does anyone know where or have contact info for doorknob Jen? Thanks!

But if your looking for value is there a second or third best provider in the akron area worth considering. In a club or on the streets.

So, who then? Or PM me.

[QUOTE=Browns85;4881740]But if your looking for value is there a second or third best provider in the akron area worth considering. In a club or on the streets.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Browns85;4881740]But if your looking for value is there a second or third best provider in the akron area worth considering. In a club or on the streets.[/QUOTE]Jaime at lustys is another popular one. She's older so everything about her is a worn down. Not a terrible body for a woman that's probably late 30's, early 40's. She's way cheaper like $60 total no matter the songs. She tends to disappear for periods of time though. There's also Jen and Carrie at lustys. Older and a bit out of shape but cheaper. But also not super reliable. All of them I've only let blow me. But I kind of like all of them a bit better for that than jasmine.

There's a girl named Britney that's worked at Ogd and was at Jens after the reopenings. She's shorter and a bit pudgy in the belly area. She'll charge the same as jasmines for a blow but only charge 100 plus songs to fuck. Problem is she's clearly strung out on drugs and is super unreliable in showing up.

Lacey and Jessica at lucky corner. I'd say they're a step up from the lusty group and maybe a few dollars more. But still older women.

There are a couple from Jens I know will do otc but they are probably as expensive as jasmine. Both in and out of the club. And guys have said some of the girls at hush will do otc, I haven't gotten in with any of them to know.

In general I'd say there are girls that are cheaper but they are probably older and their bodies have more wear on them. And the one thing I always say about jasmine is she's almost always there every days until close.

LOL Jasmine blows them all away literally and figuratively, I've been with most Lusty's girl Jamie older and put away wet look 24/7 Thanks, but basically you recommendations all basically refer going to Jen's but those girls are very scammerish. And hustle and try not to give up the goods.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;4882118]Jaime at lustys is another popular one. She's older so everything about her is a worn down. Not a terrible body for a woman that's probably late 30's, early 40's. She's way cheaper like $60 total no matter the songs. She tends to disappear for periods of time though. There's also Jen and Carrie at lustys. Older and a bit out of shape but cheaper. But also not super reliable. All of them I've only let blow me. But I kind of like all of them a bit better for that than jasmine.

There's a girl named Britney that's worked at Ogd and was at Jens after the reopenings. She's shorter and a bit pudgy in the belly area. She'll charge the same as jasmines for a blow but only charge 100 plus songs to fuck. Problem is she's clearly strung out on drugs and is super unreliable in showing up.

Lacey and Jessica at lucky corner. I'd say they're a step up from the lusty group and maybe a few dollars more. But still older women.

There are a couple from Jens I know will do otc but they are probably as expensive as jasmine. Both in and out of the club. And guys have said some of the girls at hush will do otc, I haven't gotten in with any of them to know..[/QUOTE]