Strip Club Reports

Quick rundown on my pre-4th weekend.

Swung by ODG at 9. I think they were closed or closing because there was only 2 cars in the lot so I didn't bother to park. When I drove past Lusty's, they were dead / closed as well.

Next stop was Lucky at around 9:30. It was opened but I don't know why I still recon that place. Packed with regulars and only 2 "over the hill girls working". Had my beer and left. Also, if there were to ever be a Covid "hot-spot" this place is it. It's also a smokey place if that matters.

Hush was next on the list. It was about 10:30'ish. A ton of beautiful ladies working. I think I saw my skinny blond for my last recon but again, she was wrapped up with regulars. Stayed for 2 beers (about an hr), made plenty of eye contact and a smile to the ladies but I couldn't even get a hello out of any of them. I've been slumming for so long going to OGD / Lucky / and other 3rd tier bars, their stench must be on me and the ladies could tell it.

Drove by Jens and there was about 5 cars in the lot so I drove on.

Last stop was Dreamers (Brittain Rd). I did talk to a tattooed AA lady built like a brick shit house with fake titties named "Capricorn". By the time she came over I was finishing up my beer and it was way past my bed time. One quick bar dance for her time and then headed home. If anyone has the 411 on her, I'd love to know if she's worth investigating.

One thing I will say about Hush. I thought Gatsby North was full of Douche Bag (faux-rich, arrogant, professional bull shitter "car salesmen" personality) customers but Hush customers make Gat's customers look like hillbillies. I could print out bingo cards and have a fun game (ie. Meat Head Bro's, 60 yr old's that still think they are 20, Jersey Shore types, over sized watches). I really do try and not to be so judgemental in my life but when it's so obvious, it just makes me roll my eyes.

Navy guy 88. That is a very good description of the guys at Hush. It's like dude you're in Akron, not NYC or LA. These guys are all about the show, even though they can't afford to buy a Hugo Boss suit they act like it. LOL. They are the ones who like to pay for over priced dances that don't lead anywhere. But hey to each their own. You spend your money like that. Someone has to.

Drove by Francois yesterday and there were a good 10+ cars in the parking lot. Usually only a few. I've never been in there, what's the run down?

Bounced around to most of the popular places over the weekend. Kind of dead all around. Have a few ideas why. Think the holiday and covid numbers going back up may play a factor. Some places weren't open on the 4th which seemed kind of odd considering they just opened back up. No Ogd, lusty or boom boom. My friend also mentioned something to me tonight that might shorten the dancer selection for a few weeks. The dancers qualified as independent contractors and a could get a $7000 lost wages check. He knew two that got it. I remembered a dancer mentioning it a few months ago. He said he knew some knew the check was coming and hadn't worked in a few weeks. Only other tidbit is I did get to Ogd on Friday like others have said they have a knew private dance setup in the storage room. I wonder if they will keep it when things got back to normal whenever. I did see some table dances given at various spots around the bar. Maybe it was because it was later at night they let it slide.

I used to frequent Dreamers a few years back. But it went down hill recently. But I'd like to revisit if new talents show up.

[QUOTE=NavyGuy88;4863612]Quick rundown on my pre-4th weekend.

Swung by ODG at 9. I think they were closed or closing because there was only 2 cars in the lot so I didn't bother to park. When I drove past Lusty's, they were dead / closed as well.

Next stop was Lucky at around 9:30. It was opened but I don't know why I still recon that place. Packed with regulars and only 2 "over the hill girls working". Had my beer and left. Also, if there were to ever be a Covid "hot-spot" this place is it. It's also a smokey place if that matters.

Hush was next on the list. It was about 10:30'ish. A ton of beautiful ladies working. I think I saw my skinny blond for my last recon but again, she was wrapped up with regulars. Stayed for 2 beers (about an hr), made plenty of eye contact and a smile to the ladies but I couldn't even get a hello out of any of them. I've been slumming for so long going to OGD / Lucky / and other 3rd tier bars, their stench must be on me and the ladies could tell it.

Drove by Jens and there was about 5 cars in the lot so I drove on.

Last stop was Dreamers (Brittain Rd). I did talk to a tattooed AA lady built like a brick shit house with fake titties named "Capricorn". By the time she came over I was finishing up my beer and it was way past my bed time. One quick bar dance for her time and then headed home. If anyone has the 411 on her, I'd love to know if she's worth investigating.

One thing I will say about Hush. I thought Gatsby North was full of Douche Bag (faux-rich, arrogant, professional bull shitter "car salesmen" personality) customers but Hush customers make Gat's customers look like hillbillies. I could print out bingo cards and have a fun game (ie. Meat Head Bro's, 60 yr old's that still think they are 20, Jersey Shore types, over sized watches). I really do try and not to be so judgemental in my life but when it's so obvious, it just makes me roll my eyes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;4864608]Bounced around to most of the popular places over the weekend. Kind of dead all around. Have a few ideas why. Think the holiday and covid numbers going back up may play a factor. Some places weren't open on the 4th which seemed kind of odd considering they just opened back up. No Ogd, lusty or boom boom. My friend also mentioned something to me tonight that might shorten the dancer selection for a few weeks. The dancers qualified as independent contractors and a could get a $7000 lost wages check. He knew two that got it. I remembered a dancer mentioning it a few months ago. He said he knew some knew the check was coming and hadn't worked in a few weeks. Only other tidbit is I did get to Ogd on Friday like others have said they have a knew private dance setup in the storage room. I wonder if they will keep it when things got back to normal whenever. I did see some table dances given at various spots around the bar. Maybe it was because it was later at night they let it slide.[/QUOTE]Taxpayers are on the hook for all of these checks including all the deadbeats that receive them. Higher taxes are coming soon to pay for all of this.

Decided on lunch I wanted to get a dance so I decided to hit some spots up, Lusty's and OGD are both open now from 12 pm to Midnight. Lusty's, OGD and G-Spot had some ugly ass heifers I wanted touch with someone else's dick.

Anyone know when Jamie is returning? She was at Lusty's last Tuesday but was booked up to say the least.

Was at ogd last week Thrusday or Friday afternoon around 330 there was a tall slim curly brown hair one any one now what her name is.

Heading your direction tomorrow for a few days. I've visited OGD, CW, Jens, and Clutch in recent visits. With everything changing the last few months, where is the best spot to go as a non-regular?

I was there Saturday 2 to 6. Bridget. I go to see Bridget, my kind of plump and really sweet. She works days, but usually stays after 7. Will not be in this Fri or Sat. Becca is a cute young bbw that works if she feels like it. I've seen George is there late day early evening. Nice grill but to thin for me. There is another one whose name I can't recall, but she's ok looking. VIP are 20 a song, the bar gets 5, but I cover that as well. Don't expect anything crazy with Bridget. Have not tried the others.

[QUOTE=DrLoveStud;4864464]Drove by Francois yesterday and there were a good 10+ cars in the parking lot. Usually only a few. I've never been in there, what's the run down?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Stark2010;4866578]I was there Saturday 2 to 6. Bridget. I go to see Bridget, my kind of plump and really sweet. She works days, but usually stays after 7. Will not be in this Fri or Sat. Becca is a cute young bbw that works if she feels like it. I've seen George is there late day early evening. Nice grill but to thin for me. There is another one whose name I can't recall, but she's ok looking. VIP are 20 a song, the bar gets 5, but I cover that as well. Don't expect anything crazy with Bridget. Have not tried the others.

.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I'll check it out. Is it smoky inside?

No. Francois never allowed smoking inside, even before the law change. It's more laid back than the Akron clubs, but being an old dude, it's ok with me.

[QUOTE=DrLoveStud;4866868]Thanks, I'll check it out. Is it smoky inside?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Abyss23;4866484]Heading your direction tomorrow for a few days. I've visited OGD, CW, Jens, and Clutch in recent visits. With everything changing the last few months, where is the best spot to go as a non-regular?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure clutch is open anymore. I'd say Ogd or Jens. But Jens doesn't seem to have the best amount of dancers until later at night like after 10. Ogd you can find some ok looking dancers throughout the day. And they don't seem to stick to regulars.

[QUOTE=PopGarden10;4866892]I'm not sure clutch is open anymore. I'd say Ogd or Jens. But Jens doesn't seem to have the best amount of dancers until later at night like after 10. Ogd you can find some ok looking dancers throughout the day. And they don't seem to stick to regulars.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the information.

Been there 4 times now (I have prior reviews with more positive experiences). Last time this past week. Funny because I was there with three of my friends that are more average fellas, think suburban soccer dad types. We laughed about the douche canoes (a la 2005 Jersey Shore), posers and player wannabes (dudes making it rain at the stage with $30 worth of singles) in attendance. Not to mention the lack of attention we were getting. Once we decided to cash out, I laid down the ol' Amex Platinum, told the blonde shorty behind the bar to put our entire group's drinks on my tab (BTW her service absolutely SUCKS). Within the 10 or so minutes it took her to run my card we literally watched her talk to several girls, who eventually came up to our end of the bar acting like we would be sorely missed if we left the club.

[QUOTE=TravelingTom;4863677]Navy guy 88. That is a very good description of the guys at Hush. It's like dude you're in Akron, not NYC or LA. These guys are all about the show, even though they can't afford to buy a Hugo Boss suit they act like it. LOL. They are the ones who like to pay for over priced dances that don't lead anywhere. But hey to each their own. You spend your money like that. Someone has to.[/QUOTE]