Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Paleface]TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL

Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,

feet massage, hot stone, table shower,only 5 min from chicago downtown,we are at chinatown, china square 2 floor,

60 min $65, 30 min $45

Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL

we open 7 days a week 10:00am-9:00pm

312-328-1173

Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.

Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.

There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.

If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.[/QUOTE]


If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!!

[QUOTE=Silvio]If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!![/QUOTE]


Youth is relative. She's younger than me, and her body is better than a lot of 20 yr olds. It's the speed and indifference, the mechanical short time that I object to. Sometimes the mature ones have experience in their favor. This one used her experience to get me in and out as fast as possible and it worked. It was a ripoff. I don't like that.

This place has been in business for 6 weeks. I won't be back.

I drove by the new place discussed on here located on Lincoln between Montrose and Irving Park. It was about 1pm and the place looked like it was closed. No light on, not even the neon "massage" sign in the window. Not sure if it has been closed down already?? I wouldn't be surprised given the neighborhood and the fact that the Alderman's office is literally two blocks down.

Knowing him, I wouldn't be surprised if he and his cronies went in to "check out" the place, "sampled" the services and then had them shut down......what a bunch of scumbags in that Ward!!!

Anyways, if anyone has been there in the past week, please post.

[QUOTE=Silvio]If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!![/QUOTE]


And another thing, Silvio. You won't have to walk out of this place. I did that for you. That's what this forum is about, helping each other with information about the good and bad places. If I got ripped off, you might to. You have been warned.

I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.

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I've been to Senina twice. First time was back in the spring and saw Tannie, massage was amazing and the flip was even better, I actually felt high when I left, the second time was two weeks ago after going to AJ Salon and seeing it was closed (It was only 7pm on a Friday, not sure how early they close) so I took archer to chinatown. This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.[/QUOTE]Sofia does BJ, not that good at all. She a gagger and spitter. Over priced too.

Had Sofia, she does BJ. Wouldn't get nude but pulled tights down to rub. Not real good with skills. She is a gagger and spitter. Saw the older one on the couch, more curious about her. I think she might do more. Also big thing to note, she talk like she did more and charged more but didn't do anything. Very disappointing.

Don't a lot of guys find it hot when a girl gags and spits all over your disco stick? I know I do!

I agree with Sylvio. Dude, you got robbed. It was an obvious, daylight robbery where the robber had a sign on their forehead that said "ROBBER" in bold black letters. You should have walked out. It does a disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business. Guys, gather up your balls, tell them angrily that their ad was a lie, and they wasted your time, and WALK AWAY!

[QUOTE=Paleface]TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL

Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,

Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL

Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.

Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.

There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.

If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.[/QUOTE]

I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.

Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.

The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.

So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?

[QUOTE=Lobo Karlov]First Post:

This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.[/QUOTE]I've had Lucy a couple of times and I think she gives a great massage. I like a nice hard one so for me she is very good. She asked for $ from me to, I just laughed it off and gave her a big smile. I told her regular price of .4 and away we went. Next time I saw her I tried her BJ but her skills are there are not up to par.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]Tropical[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. Those girls are suppose to want to make money, why wouldn't she just give in and take your money and give a bullshit massage? Sounds like she was after something else.

If she was spitting for lube that would be a little better. She was spitting on tissue or towel from choking/gagging. I had her going for about a 20 min BJ. She was tired LOL but since she tricked me into paying for more, I made it worth it. She had to suffer through it til I finished.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.

Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.

The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.

So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?[/QUOTE]


A point of law about recording audio in Illinois. The reason you don't have a Dateline segment from Illinois is that IL.has one of the strictest(if not the strictest) eavesdropping laws in the USA. BOTH parties of a recording must be aware they are being recorded for it to be legal.