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Caught a case of Asian flu, doctor says treat it with Oriental pussy juice and pu pu. Scrounged all around town, sniff here and there like a blood hound. Found this Korean on backpage, wondering what is it all about her rage. Have no history anywhere, but I was so sick I don't care. Decided to take one for you all, now I can stand with my head held tall. She stands not quite 5 feet in all, and she is skinny like a lamp post in the mall. If you are into aviation, you will love her without reservation. Her chest is flatter than an aircraft carrier and her body is no bigger than a Yorkshire terrier. Her nip is like a tiny tiny grape that can be easily covered by a piece of tape. She has no ass at all, what she has, I don't know what it's call. A bump on two chop stick, and I am not being slick. Her tits are nowhere to be found and she only weight about 90 pound. Escort crushed by monger, I can see that in tomorrow's head liner. A limp blow job she gives, man, that's not the way to live. A GFE she is not, a dead fish she is like a lot. Its almost time now honey, she says, you better make your rod runny. Her price is not worth it, you can find a much better hit. Photo is accurate but only go if you are desperate.

I saw the news about the bust at Lina's on the news and the extra charge for the video recording of clients. It didn't sound like that this was just for the safety of the girls. Thoughts?

[QUOTE=Plusultra;1976615]I saw the news about the bust at Lina's on the news and the extra charge for the video recording of clients. It didn't sound like that this was just for the safety of the girls. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]I'll be paying more attention to smoke detectors in AMPs after this.

•By: WMAR Staff.

BALTIMORE. Three women were arrested after they allegedly offered sexual services to customers at a Baltimore spa.

Baltimore City police said its vice unit executed a search and seizure warrant as part of a prostitution raid at Lina's Massage, located on the 6400 block of Belair Road.

Police said they started the investigation last month and during the investigation sexual services were offered to undercover officers. During the warrant search, officers seized hidden cameras that were in smoke detectors in the rooms, which recorded the sexual encounters. Police also seized computer hard drives and money.

Arrested as part of the raid were W...Z..., 47, L... Z...., 54 and J.... G..., 51. L Z and G were charged with prostitution and prurient intent, or unlawful filming. W Z was charged with prurient intent and running a massage therapy business without a license.

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Short version, pass unless you live close.

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She is the girl in the add. Not blonde anymore, kind of a redish brown. She is pretty hot and is young, no doubts she is younger than 25. She has a great body and just looking at her is a turn on. She will do uncovered oral. BUT... Her oral is bad, real bad. She rides terribly. Her personality is a pain in the ass, think new street walker and she does have a drug habit. Her place is a fucking disaster. Sure it is a house in Owings Mills, but it might as well be on Eagle St. With a $10 use charge. The dog shits and pisses in the house, and yes you can smell it. Also, she thinks her ass is primo and wants $5 for it, NOT WORTH IT.

She is hot, but not worth the payment.

Looks - 9.

Attitude - 4.

Performance - 5.

Overall. Pass.

Oriole.

[QUOTE=Rapid;1976640]I'll be paying more attention to smoke detectors in AMPs after this.[/QUOTE]Thought so -.

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Heads up. Stolen pictures from another provider. Advertising with a 314 area code.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;1975569]She's not Japanese and there is no NURU involved. But you ought to get over there and see her ASAP. Take at least $160 with you because that's what you will need for a good time. And you will definitely have a good time.

And don't all of you go at once. Save some for me.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]You know I forgot to mention one great thing about this setup. And that is that when you call, you don't talk to the "massage" provider. You talk to a Chinese gal who speaks very good English. The girl who takes care of you speaks English which is less good. The advantage to this is that when you are getting your "therapy", your girl will never take away from your time by answering the phone.

However I should mention that once you arrive, and apparently if the girl feels that everything is in good order, she will call the one who does take the calls and tell her that all is OK. I really like their setup.

LexLuther.

Looks like CL wasn't cutting it for her anymore. Pics she posted don't do her justice imo, or either she fell off. And to think she tried to convince me the vjj wasn't for sale. Funny!

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MBS.

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Anyone had a dream or nightmare about this 1.

I have been there multiple times, and have always came away very "satisfied". You are correct, NURU is not really available. However; she is quite adept in other areas.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;1977736]You know I forgot to mention one great thing about this setup. And that is that when you call, you don't talk to the "massage" provider. You talk to a Chinese gal who speaks very good English. The girl who takes care of you speaks English which is less good. The advantage to this is that when you are getting your "therapy", your girl will never take away from your time by answering the phone.

However I should mention that once you arrive, and apparently if the girl feels that everything is in good order, she will call the one who does take the calls and tell her that all is OK. I really like their setup.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrBackShot;1978072]Looks like CL wasn't cutting it for her anymore. Pics she posted don't do her justice imo, or either she fell off. And to think she tried to convince me the vjj wasn't for sale. Funny!

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MBS.[/QUOTE]I called her. Phone was cut off. She must have need loot for it LOL.

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Anyone had a dream or nightmare about this 1.[/QUOTE]Amber BP add has great pictures of a lady who is a 9; Unfortunately those are not her pictures. Amber is a little chubby and more of a 5. While I prefer spinners I have had some great times with ladies with a little meat on their bones. Unfortunately, Amber delivered one of the worst CBJs (without teeth scrapping which I have ever received). It doesn't take Amber long to start complaining about sucking on your dick being too tiresome. Amber's bad technique continues on to CMISH. Still Stiff did bust the nutt in her nice warm twat.

A 1.2 half hour lesson in if the BP pictures do not match the lady and the reviews are scant then one should not be surprised when the offering is mediocre.

Met her blond hair roommate Jessi who doesn't match any of the current BP adds.

BS.

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Caught a case of Asian flu, doctor says treat it with Oriental pussy juice and pu pu. Scrounged all around town, sniff here and there like a blood hound. Found this Korean on backpage, wondering what is it all about her rage. Have no history anywhere, but I was so sick I don't care. Decided to take one for you all, now I can stand with my head held tall. She stands not quite 5 feet in all, and she is skinny like a lamp post in the mall. If you are into aviation, you will love her without reservation. Her chest is flatter than an aircraft carrier and her body is no bigger than a Yorkshire terrier. Her nip is like a tiny tiny grape that can be easily covered by a piece of tape. She has no ass at all, what she has, I don't know what it's call. A bump on two chop stick, and I am not being slick. Her tits are nowhere to be found and she only weight about 90 pound. Escort crushed by monger, I can see that in tomorrow's head liner. A limp blow job she gives, man, that's not the way to live. A GFE she is not, a dead fish she is like a lot. Its almost time now honey, she says, you better make your rod runny. Her price is not worth it, you can find a much better hit. Photo is accurate but only go if you are desperate.[/QUOTE]Don't quit it.

LexLuther.

Darn and as soon as I touched base back in town I was. Going to call her. Oh well too bad she is a waste.

[QUOTE=WirelessWizard;1978703]Darn and as soon as I touched base back in town I was. Going to call her. Oh well too bad she is a waste.[/QUOTE]I was disappointed in the news on Allie.