Run. Run fast. It is legit and cheap.
[QUOTE=StreetLegal;2494615]Any intel on her. Legit or?? [URL]http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/5053860738.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Keep your nose above the waist. She is about 300 pounds but that is secondary. I did get a half assed massage for about $45. Safe location. Nice condo.
Damn I want to do yoga too!
Awesome story and experience. I'm jealous! Now I'm fuckin looking at craigslist 2 x a day looking for nude yoga.
[QUOTE=FL4807;2493855]Time frame had been about three weeks at this point. The ad was for nude yoga. I was on spree replying to every ad and got a response from her. We played tag through text for a couple of days and then she sent me the address. Decent neighborhood, decent area. No complaints there at all. I checked the area out a few hours in advance because my spidy senses were going off like no other. Keep in mind, I have not actually spoken to this girl yet, only text. She was very specific about meeting up at a late hour of the night. Not before. Didn't want to go out for coffee or food. I was feeling out the situation as I still had several hours to go before the time she gave me. Then there was radio silence when I asked her for photos.
About a hour later three photos come through. I searched the Web for them and nothing. Searched her number and it came up as a out of state business that was still selling Groupon deals. Keep on mind, she has asked no personal details about me. Before I left my house I removed all personal details about me, hopped in the spare car (not in my name at all) and grabbed a twenty in case I wanted a drink. No exchange of money had been talked about at all but we all know that it doesn't matter if they are going to bust you. On my way I went. I drove around and checked the scene out. I got there thirty minutes early and had plenty of time to do so. The bells and whistles are really starting to go off because I still haven't actually spoken to her. It went to more of a feeling that I was going to get robbed then busted. Finally she calls as I am on my way out.
She walks out the door and holy cow! It was the girl in the photos! Still with my senses heightened for my surroundings I am ready to run (Made sure my running shoes were on and tied tight. Pants loose enough to allow my full out run. I am a daily runner so good luck catching me on foot.) In the house and asked to use the bathroom, I don't have to pee but want to see if there is company. Bathroom and rooms check out good. It is just her and I. Stick is in the sliding door and chain on the front. I am content with that. Now if I can just calm my nerves down. We sit and have small talk and she explains why the number is linked to the business tells some personal but general information about her. And then the fun kind of began.
There was some light messing around and then on to the massage. With permission from her I was allowed to touch her (We were both naked at this point). The nerves start to settle and then the fun really started to happen. Let me tell you I have had some great sex before but this tops the cake. There was not one moment when the two of us were not into each other. In a hour time we covered every position but Greek using the floor and massage table as the playground. There was no rushing at any point. It was by far the hottest sex I have had in a long time. Deep throat, 69, mish, doggy, one leg in the air wrapped around the back of my neck and the other wrapped around my waist. When she came it was like a vice clamping down on me. The end was splattered all over her face and chest. I was spent and so was she. We cleaned up and talked for twenty minutes or so.
Overall looks- 8. 5 out of 10.
Experience- 12 out of 10.
Personality- 10 out of 10.
Atmosphere- 7 out of 10 (it was just a plain house).
Would I repeat? Lmao, she said she wanted to repeat!
Total spent- $1. 89 on a coke when I left and stopped at the gas station.[/QUOTE]