Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Action22;4990617]Mikki has to be long retired, and comfortably in her 70's. I met her late 90's and she was a yummy mature then.

Someone asked about Happy. I went in for a lineup. I resisted temptation but the two ladies working there, Anna and? Are attractive enough aunties. Anna is a tanned spinner. The other one, white skin, exotic face average body. I will come back to play with both of them when I feel like its safer. I'm older and definitely high risk. Last session was in February-in Europe.[/QUOTE]We've all seen movies where during intercourse, the old guy dies during the act. Well, Mikki will probably do the same. She'll be a-bonin' until her last breath, and lovin' every minute of it.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;4991876]We've all seen movies where during intercourse, the old guy dies during the act. Well, Mikki will probably do the same. She'll be a-bonin' until her last breath, and lovin' every minute of it[/QUOTE]I totally agree. I hadn't seen her in a few years. I recently had to make a trip east. I took advantage of the opportunity to visit. She looks better than ever and performs better than ever IMHO.

ST.

[QUOTE=Electronman;4990682]Mikki is still working. She's in Jackson at Lucky Spa and she still receives glowing reviews. Rumor has it that Sandy is working in Danville, IL. They must have enough money to retire. I guess they enjoy their work.
When was your "scouting" visit to Happy? Was it recently?[/QUOTE]Thanks. Its really tempting but she's really up there age wise. I did know someone who I used to see regularly in the '80's in Southern California who could still be working-she'd be around 80 if she were. She was stunning in her day.

There's another GGILF close by but she only does intercourse with "special" clients.

There is an infamous spa in the Inland Empire where it was all granny, but at least two of the grannies did anal and the whole deal was something stupid, like $100 out the door.

In short, this is their life, this is what they do. So, it doesn't surprise me too much that this is what they're going to do as long as they can. Wish nothing but the best for the career professionals, they work hard to make us happy.

Speaking of Happy, yes this week. I actually tried to drop by yesterday but I ran out of time.

Who knew that western Michigan would become the K-Gilf capital of the universe?

I've been to Lucky once. 2010 or something like that. Thai MILF, nice body, nice lady, ok service but everything covered.

Been single for 5 years and have heard things about parlors but have never been to one. I live right near happy. If it is allowed can anyone tell me what to expect? Etiquette? Ready to break a 5 year dry spell and any advice would be Greatly appreciated. TY.

[URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?

Saw lilly. Disappointing looks. Even worse service. Paid for BBBJ. Got CBJ for 2 minutes then only would do HJ and kept asking for boom boom. So I left. Unhappy.

[QUOTE=MrPres479;4995719]Been single for 5 years and have heard things about parlors but have never been to one. I live right near happy. If it is allowed can anyone tell me what to expect? Etiquette? Ready to break a 5 year dry spell and any advice would be Greatly appreciated. TY.[/QUOTE]The etiquette is just go. Be flirty and suggestive. Have a good time. It isn't like a date. Keep in mind the place is called Happy.

[QUOTE=Electronman;4990682]Mikki is still working. She's in Jackson at Lucky Spa and she still receives glowing reviews. Rumor has it that Sandy is working in Danville, IL. They must have enough money to retire. I guess they enjoy their work.

When was your "scouting" visit to Happy? Was it recently?[/QUOTE]Sandy is indeed working in Illinois. Westville to be specific. Still a great time.

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]She gets the job done. House was sketchy. No f. S. She was up from florida last year. 100 for hour with h. J.

[QUOTE=MrPres479;4995719]Been single for 5 years and have heard things about parlors but have never been to one. I live right near happy. If it is allowed can anyone tell me what to expect? Etiquette? Ready to break a 5 year dry spell and any advice would be Greatly appreciated. TY.[/QUOTE]When they take you in the room, get naked right away, sit on the table and wait for them to take you to the shower. Lay face down in the shower when they motion, enjoy the rest of your visit.

[QUOTE=Nissan1988;4997132]She gets the job done. House was sketchy. No f. S. She was up from florida last year. 100 for hour with h. J.[/QUOTE]Is she located in Battle Creek? Does her boobs look like the picture and is she good looking? Is there more then a HJ.

[QUOTE=DirkDiver;4998687]Is she located in Battle Creek? Does her boobs look like the picture and is she good looking? Is there more then a HJ.[/QUOTE]She is a larger girl. Seen her last fall. Not a waste of time, but not real fun. Has issues with you touching her. No FS.

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]Noob,

This lady works out of a really crappy, home location.

Dirty, smelly room & she's sexy enough but you ain't getting much of anything.

Lousy, short massage & an unenthusiastic HJ at best.

The above is based on several trips / sessions w / her a while back tho.

The only good thing is, you're all in for $.

Read your latest post here & IMO, If you were unhappy w / Spring / Lilly that you'll also be unhappy w / her (linked).

At half the price even a worse value, I think.

Always YMMV.

Be Safe, JJ (Kzoo).

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]I believe this provider was around a couple years ago (pictures look familiar) and the responses you have been getting track that assumption. I tried to do a bit of research but without her name I had little luck. Bottom line, whether old news or someone new she is a waste of time and money. Too bad, she is hot.

Thanks for the info! Appreciated.

Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5004236]Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.[/QUOTE]As of about 3 weeks ago Connie was still there. There was also another girl, Jeannie, who is more attractive. Massage was meh. The flip was incredible.

ST.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5004236]Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the scouting report, ST. I stopped by Happy and was told that Connie was on "vacation," sometimes a euphemism for no longer working at the spa. My masseuse was Anna, a slender middle-aged Korean woman with a nice body. I enjoyed a nice table shower with special attention to important regions. The session not outstanding but certainly good enough to repeat.

I made a stop into Spring last week after calling and being told Lilly and Mija were both working. Neither were, got stuck with Seven. She is cute enough to have fun with, relatively skinny, ok face, perky man mades. But the attitude is just shit.

She doesn't seem to want to be there and lets it show. Shower is uneventful, massage is really weak and quick. The flip was uneventful, not playful or teasing. Moves right into a CBJ, which did get me ready atleast, it wasn't great but not terrible. I then took out some frustration and instead of trying to make it last and mutually good, I just went to town as hard as I could. She took it well, but it was clear she was about to break when I finished. If you do draw her, opt for the half as you'll have plenty of time for the shower, massage, and finish.

I didn't think she'd be as bad as the previous reports, but I left wishing I'd have listened and just left when she was the only option.

Hey guys, I'm visiting BC from Seattle and only have one chance while I'm here. After reading the reviews, Spring sounds better if you get the right person, but Happy sounds like more of a sure thing.

If you were in my shoes, which would you pick?

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5020729]Hey guys, I'm visiting BC from Seattle and only have one chance while I'm here. After reading the reviews, Spring sounds better if you get the right person, but Happy sounds like more of a sure thing.

If you were in my shoes, which would you pick?[/QUOTE]But I think you have a better chance of coming away (pun?) with the experience you seek at Spring.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5020729]Hey guys, I'm visiting BC from Seattle and only have one chance while I'm here. After reading the reviews, Spring sounds better if you get the right person, but Happy sounds like more of a sure thing.

If you were in my shoes, which would you pick?[/QUOTE]I just got back in to AMPs thanks to some great advice from guys on here after sticking to STG for a long time. Actually came here to post a good to great time with Anna at Happy- usual rates yada-ya-the but I actually went a little over on time- I happened to get there when there was no one else- but she really did a nice job- will be back to see her -.

All that being said I think that if you call and ask if Lucky or Lily are at Spring still might be better.

Having given my 2 cents as just getting back in to AMPs will let the regulars give a more informed opinion.

[QUOTE=BCHunter;5021258]I just got back in to AMPs thanks to some great advice from guys on here after sticking to STG for a long time. Actually came here to post a good to great time with Anna at Happy- usual rates yada-ya-the but I actually went a little over on time- I happened to get there when there was no one else- but she really did a nice job- will be back to see her -.

All that being said I think that if you call and ask if Lucky or Lily are at Spring still might be better.

Having given my 2 cents as just getting back in to AMPs will let the regulars give a more informed opinion[/QUOTE]To our visiting monger (from Seattle).

To answer your question, for recommendations, as a regular- I Agree 100% w / BCHunter above.

Based on my experiences, Spring is better, nicer & cleaner environment, along with mostly much better girls.

Do Call Ahead & ask for either Lucky (aka Mija) Or Lilly.

Make an appt for that provider & tell them they were recommended.

Settle for no one else.

My 2 Cents.

Have Fun,

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5022038]To our visiting monger (from Seattle).

To answer your question, for recommendations, as a regular- I Agree 100% w / BCHunter above.

Based on my experiences, Spring is better, nicer & cleaner environment, along with mostly much better girls.

Do Call Ahead & ask for either Lucky (aka Mija) Or Lilly.

Make an appt for that provider & tell them they were recommended.

Settle for no one else.

My 2 Cents.

Have Fun,

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]Glad to hear a regular chime in that my thoughts were in-line but that being said did not want it to get lost in the discussion that Anna did take care of me very nicely.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5022038]To our visiting monger (from Seattle).

To answer your question, for recommendations, as a regular- I Agree 100% w / BCHunter above.

Based on my experiences, Spring is better, nicer & cleaner environment, along with mostly much better girls.

Do Call Ahead & ask for either Lucky (aka Mija) Or Lilly.

Make an appt for that provider & tell them they were recommended.

Settle for no one else.

My 2 Cents.

Have Fun,

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]Thanks to everyone for the advice. Sadly I took my window of opportunity before anyone had a chance to reply, though.

I ended up at Happy because it sounded like there were a few poor providers at Spring, and my experience in Seattle is that calling ahead doesn't do any good; they will take a customer at the door rather than waiting for one who called (but it sounds like that works better over here in Battle Creek).

I was greeted by a short, wrinkled, friendly great granny who took my temp and led me to the room. I prayed she was not my provider! Thankfully, she wasn't.

I think my provider said her name was Jeannie, but I could be mis-remembering. She was in her 50's I'd guess, tall, slender, no body fat, A-cups with nice nipples, long wavy hair, good English, flat ass, very friendly. Just got back from vacation in Georgia, where she's from.

I started alone in the sauna while she got the table shower ready, then a nice soapy scrub on the table, but no real extras provided there. Back to the room where she gave a semi-decent massage. Some random rubbing strokes that didn't do much, a little deep tissue that felt great, and some light finger teasing before the flip. Not enough dick or ass play in my opinion, but I let her lead. Asked for everything and paid $. 4.

Started with a CBJ with her standing next to the table naked. Her ass and legs felt strong, and after a minute of me fondling her, she swung her leg over me into a 69 position and put her pussy in my face, which was nice. Explored that for a few minutes, then we switched to missionary and finished there. Sadly for me, we never really clicked and it all felt sort of disconnected and shallow; her moans felt fake and there was no passion coming through.

So nothing really negative to report, but I wouldn't go back to her again. Kinda wish I waited for your feedback first and went to Spring to see Lily!!

[QUOTE=Lovett;4938143]I guess I'm ignorant on what a NURU massage is. I thought it was when the girl was naked with you and rubbed you everywhere by sliding naked around on your lathered body?[/QUOTE]B2 B and NURU are similar but not the same. True NURU will have the air mattress and Gel like others have mentioned. A good NURU technique will have tons of edging and every camel slide you feel like it is about to go in bare every slide. The provider will have total control and that feeling will give you an incredible build up and explosion even for the over 50 crowd. B2 B is done with lotion, oil, or soap. Good, but no where near feeling of true NURU. West coast true NURU providers are the best I've had. I've not found a good Midwest or East coast provider that I personally have experienced on par with west coast.

[QUOTE=OddJob69;5024983]B2 B and NURU are similar but not the same. True NURU will have the air mattress and Gel like others have mentioned. A good NURU technique will have tons of edging and every camel slide you feel like it is about to go in bare every slide. The provider will have total control and that feeling will give you an incredible build up and explosion even for the over 50 crowd. B2 B is done with lotion, oil, or soap. Good, but no where near feeling of true NURU. West coast true NURU providers are the best I've had. I've not found a good Midwest or East coast provider that I personally have experienced on par with west coast.[/QUOTE]It is the gel that really distinguishes the two. It is a plant based gel that is heated and applied to both parties. There were a couple great nuru providers a few years ago but I'm not so sure they are still active. I would put Jessica Jones / Star at the top of the list. In her heyday she actually had a video. She had the gray air mattress and everything. Brooke of Vegas was also great. Brooke started and ended her sessions in the shower which was worth the price of admission alone. Obviously, go to any of the porn sites and type in nuru.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5024297]Thanks to everyone for the advice. Sadly I took my window of opportunity before anyone had a chance to reply, though.

I ended up at Happy because it sounded like there were a few poor providers at Spring, and my experience in Seattle is that calling ahead doesn't do any good; they will take a customer at the door rather than waiting for one who called (but it sounds like that works better over here in Battle Creek).

I was greeted by a short, wrinkled, friendly great granny who took my temp and led me to the room. I prayed she was not my provider! Thankfully, she wasn't.

I think my provider said her name was Jeannie, but I could be mis-remembering. She was in her 50's I'd guess, tall, slender, no body fat, A-cups with nice nipples, long wavy hair, good English, flat ass, very friendly. Just got back from vacation in Georgia, where she's from.[/QUOTE]Hey Efurufe pal.

Based on all the info in that entire review, totally sounds like Jennie.

With accent could very well sound like Jeanie.

She is well reviewed back a ways & has about 50/50 - very Good to Marginal ratings.

Some mongers love her (ie Sly).

I ended up last time I saw her, thinking she was totally selfish- Not Service Oriented or Flexible at all.

Haven't seen her since & won't.

Anyway, I agree with your parting comment- IMO hit Only Spring, should you visit again.

Take Only Lilly or Mija / Lucky- Lilly is the wilder one.

Be Safe & Well, JJ (Kazoo).

I pulled into Spring at around 11 am and there were three cars, so I said forget it. I didn't feel like driving across town to Happy. I thought I'll try Relax. I have had mixed results there, but it's cheap. Same old dumpy hag I have seen there before, I believe she is the only one that works there. Mediocre massage, on the flip I was expecting a HJ, but I guess no longer doing that. She pulled her shirt down to reveal some saggy ass boobs and motioned for me to do it myself. I said forget it put those nasty ass things away. Got dressed and left 0 tip.

Stop at Spring today. Got a new girl Toni 'the tiger" and she was great! She is tall slender, long hair, nice butt and has a nice pair of tatas (some enhancement took c's to d's). She gave a better then most shower. She was friendly and talkative the while time. She gave a pretty good massage actually massaged not just running hand over back. On the flip she really knew how to give a BBBJ let me finish Russian. She was really nice and said to me that some guys here had been rude and treated her poorly. So maybe if we can treat her nice and keep her around. She said Lilly was in vacation so not sure if she was just filling in or not.

[QUOTE=Kz5891;5049561]Stop at Spring today. Got a new girl Toni 'the tiger" and she was great! She is tall slender, long hair, nice butt and has a nice pair of tatas (some enhancement took c's to d's). She gave a better then most shower. She was friendly and talkative the while time. She gave a pretty good massage actually massaged not just running hand over back. On the flip she really knew how to give a BBBJ let me finish Russian. She was really nice and said to me that some guys here had been rude and treated her poorly. So maybe if we can treat her nice and keep her around. She said Lilly was in vacation so not sure if she was just filling in or not.[/QUOTE]Toni was a spring pre-COVID. I liked her. Others gave less positive reviews.

Thanks for the talent update.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5026084]
With accent could very well sound like Jeanie.

She is well reviewed back a ways & has about 50/50 - very Good to Marginal ratings.

Some mongers love her (ie Sly).

[/QUOTE]Is the Jeanie at Happy the same Jeanie or Jenny (what I thought her name was) from Spring many years ago? I remember a Jenny at spring that had super curly long hair. Her body was tight, she looked upper 40's prolly. Great nipples. I remember her complexion was more tan. I saw her a couple times, she was very open and fun with me.

[QUOTE=BoomPowPow;5052217]Is the Jeanie at Happy the same Jeanie or Jenny (what I thought her name was) from Spring many years ago? I remember a Jenny at spring that had super curly long hair. Her body was tight, she looked upper 40's prolly. Great nipples. I remember her complexion was more tan. I saw her a couple times, she was very open and fun with me.[/QUOTE]The Jeanie / Jenny / Ginny, that was referred to, has been a regular on / off provider, at both Happy & Spring.

Been in / around BC for many years.

Your description fits her.

Very nice & Fun Girl, but IMO she's become a little selfish.

Acted almost as if She had Paid Me- LOL.

That was my last session w / her, But Many Mongers still Love Her.

YMMV.

Be Safe, JJ (Kazoo).

Based upon reports at Spring, I decided to give Happy a try. Glad I did. Took a chance and asked ror Connie, and was surprised to find she was working. I've found Connie to be consistently good. Not my ATF, but she's in my top 3. Had a very satisfying session. As I was leaving, Jeannie poked her head in to say hi. So she's at Happy as well. Said she'd arrived 2 days ago. She's also in my top 3, so 2 good choices at Happy right now.

Looking to get my first experience at a spa preferably with an Asian any tips or tricks I should know which one would be best in the Bc area.

[QUOTE=Racer84;5059386]Looking to get my first experience at a spa preferably with an Asian any tips or tricks I should know which one would be best in the Bc area.[/QUOTE]Racer, Good Luck.

Always man, do your research by reading back several pages in the thread.

Cover several months of chatter.

Much will then be answered- got to do the research.

I PM'd you Also to Help.

Be Safe, JJ (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=OleFart;5055798]Based upon reports at Spring, I decided to give Happy a try. Glad I did. Took a chance and asked ror Connie, and was surprised to find she was working. I've found Connie to be consistently good. Not my ATF, but she's in my top 3. Had a very satisfying session. As I was leaving, Jeannie poked her head in to say hi. So she's at Happy as well. Said she'd arrived 2 days ago. She's also in my top 3, so 2 good choices at Happy right now.[/QUOTE]Happy has been real consistent from my experience.

I hadn't been to Spring in quite a while so I was pleasantly surprised with Lily opened the door. Lily is a middle aged Asian woman with curly hair, large natural breasts and a curvy body. She's decent looking and lots of fun. Having enjoyed Lily's skills on prior visits, I paid my house fee and tip (up front) and asked for a table shower. After 20-25 minutes of slipping and sliding with a naked woman in the table shower room, I was more than happy. Enjoyed a brief visit to the sauna and a brief massage before leaving Spring Spa. Lily is highly recommended.

On my way out, Lily mentioned that Lucky (AKA Mija) would be back at Spring in early December. I know that Lucky has some fans so I thought you might want to know.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5087782]I hadn't been to Spring in quite a while so I was pleasantly surprised with Lily opened the door. Lily is a middle aged Asian woman with curly hair, large natural breasts and a curvy body. She's decent looking and lots of fun. Having enjoyed Lily's skills on prior visits, I paid my house fee and tip (up front) and asked for a table shower. After 20-25 minutes of slipping and sliding with a naked woman in the table shower room, I was more than happy. Enjoyed a brief visit to the sauna and a brief massage before leaving Spring Spa. Lily is highly recommended.

On my way out, Lily mentioned that Lucky (AKA Mija) would be back at Spring in early December. I know that Lucky has some fans so I thought you might want to know.[/QUOTE]Are all the AMP open? Or is it UTR?

[QUOTE=Electronman;5087782]I hadn't been to Spring in quite a while so I was pleasantly surprised with Lily opened the door. Lily is a middle aged Asian woman with curly hair, large natural breasts and a curvy body. She's decent looking and lots of fun. Having enjoyed Lily's skills on prior visits, I paid my house fee and tip (up front) and asked for a table shower. After 20-25 minutes of slipping and sliding with a naked woman in the table shower room, I was more than happy. Enjoyed a brief visit to the sauna and a brief massage before leaving Spring Spa. Lily is highly recommended.

On my way out, Lily mentioned that Lucky (AKA Mija) would be back at Spring in early December. I know that Lucky has some fans so I thought you might want to know.[/QUOTE]EMan,

Having experienced both Lilly & Mija / Lucky on many trips to Spring, I can say that they're both among my Long Time ATFs.

But Lilly is prob the Most Fun.

No Rush usually, Great shower (as you said) plus super Fun, Uninhibited & Satisfying back in the room.

BTW, it's not her massage that's her strength there.

Can Definitely & Always Recommend Lilly.

Anyone's MMV at any given time, but w / Her Mine Never Has.

Be Safe, JJ / Jimmy (Kzoo).