Massage Parlor Reports

Jumped in my airoplane and flew over 26th st. Found the place. Cannot be missed. Start at Wentworth and work your way west. About two blocks. Experienced mongers will get what they want. It aint TP though
Seniors PM me for details

Do any of you know what happed to CoCo and Joyce at Senina, they seemed most accomodating but haven't really got anything. Called papasan to check if they are still there, but he was quite hesitant about their whereabouts, not sure if they are still there. He recommended Jessica?

Most of my visits to Lisunia have been with Ivonne but recently I have had two new girls. (they may not be that new but they're new to me! )

Olga. She's a little chuncky (probably about 150lbs at5'5") but with huge DD's which for myself and others like me that's a HUGE plus. Unlike some of the other girls I've had (when not getting Ivonne) she's good at her craft. Plenty of smiling and lots of eye contact. She's also unrushed and the massage is a little better than the other girls that give the "funner massage".

Tina. If you've read the CL posts they talk about their Russian beauties. I have a fair amount of experience with different accents so I'm pretty sure she's not Polish, she may be the Russian beauty. (but who the hell knows maybe she is Polish? ) Anyway she's much more attractive than Olga and also have very large tits (a big C or maybe D). She's also probably been trained by Ivonne because she gives you plenty of smiles and good attention. Massage sucks but I guess that's largely offset by the fact that she's pretty hot! She's a little heavier than Ivonne (maybe 115lbs at5'3") but by no means chuncky. Only had topless in this case maybe next time will go for the full monty.

I may have already posted this before but for the sake of all information in one location I will also say I've had Diane & Melonie who are booth very pretty (especially Melonie) but the experience is not really that good. Also the night I was there to see Tina I noticed there was another girl named Melanie (she spoke with no accent so I guess she's local) who was not very attractive. One other note about Lisunia, if you're a frequent visitor I recommend you ask them to start you a card. After 10 visits I think you get a freebie or maybe a half price deal. Anyway considering the relatively high price they charge it might help. As always have FUN!

Still looking for a report on Ginger's girls.

Anyone got a report?

I was down around Chinatown Wed night and decided to check out Senina for the first time. Paid .85 at the door for 1hr. Wasn't too cool w/ leaving my shoes downstairs, but "when in Rome", eh? Also wasn't to cool w/ waiting next to another monger in that TV room. Table shower was pretty decent. 40-ish asian woman provided a little teasing around the boys and the water was kinda cold (they said it was a busy night...hot water shortage). Anyways, had a different girl for the massage. Her name was Lola. Looked about 40-something-ish too. Average build. About 5'6. Excellent massage. So good, I almost thought I'd pass on the extras. She teased the boys though..from the back and upon the flip. I motioned for the HJ and got it for .40. I guess I wasn't movin' fast enough, so she lifted the top and it worked, cuz I popped. Overall, great massage. She just wasn't attractive and the body was kinda dumpy. I like the young, cute, petite, tight type (yeah, wishful thinkin' eh?). I plan to go back. Let me know if there are any reco's that fall into that category (I know, slim pickins in the Chi).

Gingers girls is totally legit. Nice massage but no extras. Very clear it's not going to happen.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I made a first time visit to Xindy a few days ago. And was attended by a very friendly, smiling, outgoing, late 30ish- Chinese lady with long hair and great body. Her name is Cici. She gave a pretty good massage which included back-walking. During the massage she says How much tip? I said forty. When the massage was over I gave her the forty, and she motions for more money. I said no. I told you I would give you $40.

Guys please don’t be too generous with the ladies. It drives the prices up for the rest of us and takes extra money out of your pocket that could be used at another massage place.

On the way out I locked eyes with a very attractive, soft looking, smiling younger provider who was watching television in the lounge area. I might try her the next time.

The Good: The place looks like it has been recently remodeled. Nice atmosphere. Had a great massage. On the drive home, I felt like I REALLY had a massage. Cici is not afraid to work hard on you and has a generally nice attitude.

The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client. Very nasty. Also I was shorted by about 15 minutes on the massage. Cici seemed rather rushed to get me out. I hate that.[/QUOTE]I went to Xindy last week and had a horrible experience. I think the girls name was Judy, ok looking but she had a very disturbing set of teeth - yellow like she had swigged a gallon of piss just before I got there. After a HORRIBLE 40 minute "massage" (and I mean horrible even for an AMP), she flipped me. On the flip, she wanted .6 and I offered .4. She agreed. When I tried to grope her chest through her shirt (not topless!) she pushed my hand away and said "only for .6". a few minutes later I tried to rub her ass and got the same message with her bony hand.

That ruined it for me and i was then the one pushing her hand away from my stick. I demanded she stop the handshake ( I was disgusted by her, so it was easier than you think...hehe) and left her with a ten dollar tip in disgust. For the standard .4, I expect that I can do some simple through-the-clothes groping. Wouldnt you all agree?

Contract that with the great experience I had at Alice Salon the week prior. I will never go back to that filthy pit- EVER.

I know he's got his hands full with gangs and internal affairs problems--but is there any word on the street if this will affect amps in the near future?

A little while back there was some back-and-forth about Ninel, who works out of the south loop and advertises pretty much everywhere. She's always in the Reader and I even see her listing occasionally on CL under therapeutic.

The first time I called her several years ago, I started asking the basic questions mongers ask on the phone while trying not to be too obvious. Her response was odd, something about it being hard to explain what made a ukranian massage different, blah blah blah. She actually got a little snotty about it as I kept pressing and I ended up hanging up on her.

Maybe a year later, I called her again without remembering the name. As soon as I heard her voice, I recognized it but I thought I would give it another shot. At the time, she was working out of a high-rise in Edgewater.

I went to see her and was glad I did. What I learned is that you just have to play the game her way. She doesn't want to be touched, she doesn't want to talk about details. She just wants you to lay down on the table, relax and let her do her thing. I've been back to see her quite a few times and always get an exceptionally good massage that really is different in a few small ways, lots of teasing, and a nice, slow hj for a great ending.

Sometimes I gotta be able to play with perky young boobies and butts, but when all I want a great straight-up massage for a full hour with a happy ending for a reasonable price, Ninel is always reliable.

I must be getting the younger one (in her forties), fortunately I haven't met grandma. The young'n consistently provides one the best massages I've ever had. After that I was heading northwest and happened to drive past M22, I actually thought about going in, but my funds are somewhat limited, so I behaved myself. Man, I need some new blood. I've tried quite a few therapists over the years, but none of them are of the calibre that we had back in the day of 34 and 53. I hate to sound like a broken record, but it's true.

Thinking back, Nina from the Reader was really hot about ten years ago, man I wish she gave extras, but that wasn't to be had. She looked like such a spinner back then. I haven't seen her in probably five years, at which time she had gained a little weight. Bummer. Her technique wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best. I haven't been back. Corinne is okay, but I prefer someone who gets a little dirty. I've tried Corby, but wasn't impressed. Mystique was okay. I refuse to drive out to Kings, Ace or anywhere in Belvidere/Rockford anymore. Although the Belevidere girls typically had a pretty good technique, it ain't worth the drive. Diana is a little too out there for me. I chuckled when I saw her Eros ad, she claims to be 28. If that's the case, I'm 28 too. I remember seeing her for the first time probably close to 15 years ago.

Does anyone remember Andrea from the Reader? She advertised about seven years ago? She was a former stripper at the club down around UIC. Nice kid and pretty fun to hang with.

I've had a couple of bad experiences from Eros ads, fortunately those girls are gone. Although, there was a tall, thin girl named Brooke who was pretty decent. Odd thing was that she lived with her boyfriend, so every time we hooked up, I'd see him leaving their apartment. Sometimes he'd call to check up on her during the session. I guess he was okay with it, but it left me feeling uncomfortable.

Ashley, out in the Schaumburg area, is okay. I've seen her a couple of times over the years. Talks way too much, but she's pretty good. She use to rep other girls too, but apparently she's given that up. She rep'd that Asian girl Ceci for awhile. Ceci was definitely a hottie. Ceci went independent and shows up every now and again (about once a year), but I've not seen her in a long time. I tried a couple of other Ashley girls, but evidently they weren't that great as the only thing I recall was the lousy commute.

I guess I'm too cheap to go back to Eden, not to mention the drive. They have had some cuties, but only once or twice did I have an outstanding experience. And unfortunately those girls are long gone.

Come to think about it, every now and then I had pretty good luck with the Reader and New City. The anticipation was always rough though because you'd never know what you were going to end up with (since there weren't any photos). Frequently I'd be pleasantly surprised. There was this one Latina who gave a killer massage while diddling herself. She disappeared for a couple of years and then started advertising again. I went to her incall when I saw her new ad, but she wouldn't do anything. It was pretty strange. She threw a towel over me and told me to finish myself. In addition to that, I could hear someone (possibly a boyfriend or roommate) in the adjoining room.

I've had my share of no shows and jack shack rip offs too. There use to be a place on River Rd. , in an office building, called Spaza. Some of the hottest, stripper quality, girls I've ever seen. But they wouldn't do sh*t. What a shame. Had an experience like that out in Roselle too. It was weird. The girl would typically wear a nice revealing bikini, provide a light touch massage, talk dirty and then leave you hanging. WTF.

Ah, what a crazy hobby. Maybe it's time to quit. Maybe next year.

Been here three or four times. [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/532533692.html[/url]

Massage varies from ok to non existent. Girls are very nice looking and friendly, he only, nothing more.

Keeping with the walk down memory lane, it seems K-girls used to be more common then they are currently, but wait, now for the good news.

Jean at the Thai Palace is one hot K-girl. full body tan, young, pretty face, nince tits, tight @#@#, performance YMMV.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]She rep'd that Asian girl Ceci for awhile. Ceci was definitely a hottie. Ceci went independent and shows up every now and again (about once a year), but I've not seen her in a long time.[/QUOTE]

I still talk to her on a semi-regular basis. Great girl, great service. She's not even remotely active as she used to be... but I guess that's good news for me! :p

She still lives out west, but is talking about moving out of Chicago area. In and out of school, in and out of work, but all in all she's doing pretty good.

Average looking but clean place. Table shower was below average and dipped into my massage time. The girl was extremely touchy feely which I love. She even put my hands on her. Shocked when she refused HJ. If you're looking for a lot of touching in private areas you may enjoy this but unlikely to get more.

WTF is with the asian MTs posting their pics lately? Please post/PM on accuracy if someone visits. Tempting... I'll update when I'm back in town... I've been window shopping heh

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Average looking but clean place. Table shower was below average and dipped into my massage time. The girl was extremely touchy feely which I love. She even put my hands on her. Shocked when she refused HJ. If you're looking for a lot of touching in private areas you may enjoy this but unlikely to get more.[/QUOTE]

Whats the name of your therapist? My table shower was below average. Note that it costs an extra $20 for TS. Their ad on CL lists $45/$69 for half/1-hour... but you need to call ahead and make an appt for these rates. Otherwise, walk-ins will be charged $50/$75. My therapist was only a little bit touchy feely, no extras.

First time submitter to this chat. And I want to thank others for their reports and comments. By reading these posts, I was first able to connect with Oriental Spa. And had a great experience there. Only to find it closed shortly thereafter.

So I was back reading the posts to find a substitute and decided to visit Relax based on your comments. It was good information.

Visited there yesterday after a reservation for a 90 minute massage. 90 minutes is only a few buck more than 60 minutes. And it really ensures that you will have quality time with your masseuse. Unrushed. I didn't know any of the girls and was assigned "Shelly" or "Sherry" (not sure which). She is a little older, but trim and nice. I'd rather have a really good massage by an OK looker than a lousy massage with a cutie.

She didn't recommend a shower and I didn't need one, so I stripped down and was ready for her when she returned. It was a very nice massage. Slow and purposeful. She knew what I wanted and really worked the gluts in a wonderful way. Before the turn, she drizzled oil down my crack and then teased in, around and under my crotch. I "ahhed" and rose up so she could get full access. WOW. When I turned, she pointed and asked if I would like more. For five fingers. I said yes, and she proceeded to give me the best HJ I could have ever asked for. Caring and loving at first and then a perfect finish.

The massage lasted a full 90 minutes and she carefully cleaned up with hot towels each section she worked on. Good value overall.

Advice from you guys. If you add an extra for. 4 or. 5, do you then tip heavily on top of that? Reason I ask is that at Oriental she never asked for any fee upfront (concerned about legality), just expected a generous tip. Which I provided (in the. 4 to. 5 range). So when you pay for an extra, do you also tip like you would when the "extra" comes with the massage fee?

Thanks again to those regular contributors and advisors.

I was driving down 35th st. and I notice a mp on the corner of 35th and union, does anyone know about this place?

Thanks

Mr Fat G

[QUOTE=Mr Fat G]I was driving down 35th st. and I notice a mp on the corner of 35th and union, does anyone know about this place?

Thanks

Mr Fat G[/QUOTE]From what I have been told, it is run by the same people at Rose on Ashland, have not been there but one of the girls I used to see at Relax told me that, for me it is too close for comfort.

[QUOTE=Mr Fat G]I was driving down 35th st. and I notice a mp on the corner of 35th and union, does anyone know about this place?

Thanks

Mr Fat G[/QUOTE]

I think this is the Yellow Rose Spa, if the address is 702 W 35th St. They advertise on New City & The Reader. Hours are 10-8 (i think). I was there once. 2-3 chinese therapists who used to work in the chinatown area. Expect similar treatment, but YMMV. Rate is either 60 or 65/hr.

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]WTF is with the asian MTs posting their pics lately? Please post/PM on accuracy if someone visits. Tempting... I'll update when I'm back in town... I've been window shopping heh[/QUOTE]

Would this be in the Erotic or Therapeutic section? Other cities use more posting of pics on CL, such as New York. Chicago might be following this pattern now.

[QUOTE=Musei]Would this be in the Erotic or Therapeutic section? Other cities use more posting of pics on CL, such as New York. Chicago might be following this pattern now.[/QUOTE]
Therapeutic, which made me think it was pretty ballys of them to start... hope they don't attract too much of attention from the LE..

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]Therapeutic, which made me think it was pretty ballys of them to start... hope they don't attract too much of attention from the LE..[/QUOTE]

Why would LE care about pics in the Therapeutic section? Shit, with all the crap that is already up there and all...?? All LE has to do is just read this list and a couple of others if they even ever wanted to do anything. Yeah, New York and I think LA use the posting of pics on as much more extensively than Chicago currently does.

[QUOTE=Musei]Why would LE care about pics in the Therapeutic section? Shit, with all the crap that is already up there and all...?? All LE has to do is just read this list and a couple of others if they even ever wanted to do anything. Yeah, New York and I think LA use the posting of pics on CL much more extensively than Chicago currently does.[/QUOTE]

Took a look at the CL section and all AMPs with pics seem pretty legit except perhaps for this one (not Asian btw)...

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/536345963.html[/url]

What a contradiction!!

[QUOTE=Rogster]
Advice from you guys. If you add an extra for. 4 or. 5, do you then tip heavily on top of that? Reason I ask is that at Oriental she never asked for any fee upfront (concerned about legality), just expected a generous tip. Which I provided (in the. 4 to. 5 range). So when you pay for an extra, do you also tip like you would when the "extra" comes with the massage fee?

Thanks again to those regular contributors and advisors.[/QUOTE]

The house fee is just for the massage. The .4 or .5 tip is for the "extra" that you described. If none is given, the tip should be $10 or $20 for the massage, ONLY if it is good, otherwise Zero.

For those here that dont have access to TER or MReview, I have put up two reviews of United, and Relax. Seniors PM me for info, I am cusrious if anyone has EVER gotten FS from United. I have yet to. Solid service though.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]For those here that dont have access to TER or MReview, I have put up two reviews of United, and Relax. Seniors PM me for info, I am cusrious if anyone has EVER gotten FS from United. I have yet to. Solid service though.[/QUOTE]

I've tried United a few times. I never got more than a handshake. That's pretty typical of the reviews of this place. I've never heard of anyone getting FS there. If they have, I'm pretty sure it's a rare exception to the rule.

[QUOTE=Dent55]Keeping with the walk down memory lane, it seems K-girls used to be more common then they are currently, but wait, now for the good news.

Jean at the Thai Palace is one hot K-girl. full body tan, young, pretty face, nince tits, tight @#@#, performance YMMV.[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree, I had a nice time with Jean. Started off with an uninspired massage, but once she got comfortable with me, my patience was rewarded.

Bery pretty cans and skin, firm body and a nice round caboose. Me go home very happy and relaxed.

I started going to xindy 2 years ago and hadn't been disappointed with thier service till recently. In the past they had always been curtious and very willing to make you happy. Eventhough I have checked out other places xindy had been my good 'ol standby. The last couple of time I've been there the service has been really bad. I had Lola (with the weird red/orange hair color), who might be newer than the others or just a night timer but I'm not sure cuz I used to frequent durring the days. This time I decided to cash in my frequent user card for the free massage and Lola tried upselling me for more time. I told her the 45 min massage was fine. We go to the room and because of the keen eye of one of our fellow mongers, I payed more attention to the towles on the table and sure enough they looked wrinkeld like they were layed on. So I swapped them out with towles from the bottom of the stack that looked fresh. After a way too much oil massage, on the flip she asked and went right for the HJ. No teasing, just pulling. My hands roamed, like usual and then after a hot towel cleanup. But this was the kicker. She used towels from the room and wet them in the massage room sink! For anyone whos been there, those sinks are used for washing up after our "cash deposits"! After the cleanup she did a little arm and face massaging then her timer went off she said "okay finish" walked out and came right back in with water, turned the light bright florecent light on while I was still naked and started setting up for the next monger. While she was just hanging around in the room waiting for me to get dressed and pay her. I saw her unfold all the towels are restack them. I never saw her refold the ones she used on me, but the ones that were in the room when I got there did have that layed-on look. I gave her my usual. 40 that I've been giving for the last 2 years to all the other girls, and she said "only. 40? You give me. 60" I told her thats what I always give. She said ". 60 next time" and I walked out.

Overall a poor experience in comparison to their past service level because of too things, the towel shortage and the rudness of turning on the light and demanding more money for the same HJ the other girls have been giving for the last 2 years. Now that I've cashed in my frequent user card, I don't think I will be going back to Xindy.

[QUOTE=Jack Mehoffer]I went to Xindy last week and had a horrible experience. I think the girls name was Judy, ok looking but she had a very disturbing set of teeth - yellow like she had swigged a gallon of piss just before I got there. After a HORRIBLE 40 minute "massage" (and I mean horrible even for an AMP), she flipped me. On the flip, she wanted .6 and I offered .4. She agreed. When I tried to grope her chest through her shirt (not topless!) she pushed my hand away and said "only for .6". a few minutes later I tried to rub her ass and got the same message with her bony hand.

That ruined it for me and i was then the one pushing her hand away from my stick. I demanded she stop the handshake ( I was disgusted by her, so it was easier than you think...hehe) and left her with a ten dollar tip in disgust. For the standard .4, I expect that I can do some simple through-the-clothes groping. Wouldnt you all agree?

Contract that with the great experience I had at Alice Salon the week prior. I will never go back to that filthy pit- EVER.[/QUOTE]

What should I do/where should I go if Im looking for a massagge with a happy ending, etc.?

Made an appointment with Thai Palace over the weekend at their Lincoln Park location (normal $60 donation). Saw Sugar. Very sweet very pretty Korean Girl early 20s nice pointy Cs 5-4 105 or 110 lb. Light brown hair limited English . Beautiful Skin, you know that perfect tight smooth asian wonam skin?

She asked me if I wanted to shower but I declined since I had showered an hour earlier. After undressing and waiting a couple minutes for her to come in she started in with a cursory massage. Not professional but a sort of getting yto know you type thing. On the flip she disrobed and started an all body kind of carressing thing finally settling on paying some attention to Mr. Happy. throughout things she seemed conscious about limiting the exchange of bodily fluids, although not obnoxious about it (I once had an apartment girl who insisted on wiping everything down with moist wipes every step of the way - a real buzz kill) Once things had progressed she put the cover on and proceeded with one of the better CBJs I have had. At this point I asked about DATY and sh declined saying she did kiss though so we tried some light kissing which was good but no tongue.

Into an energetic cowgirl. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted change places I said sure and as we were switching I did get my DATY. She responded normally and then wiped my face off ith a towel. Finished in missionary looking down at her angelic face.

Afterwards with some time left she massaged my face a little, cudddled a little, cleaned me up and then insisted on dressing me. All in all a good time. I've spent more and gotten less.

Looks: 9
Body: 9
Attitude:9
Service: 8

She also told me she will be moving to the O'hare location in a few days.

[QUOTE=Mikey Miller]What should I do/where should I go if Im looking for a massagge with a happy ending, etc.?[/QUOTE]

Research some of the older posts on this board. All the info's there. You just gotta look for it.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Average looking but clean place. Table shower was below average and dipped into my massage time. The girl was extremely touchy feely which I love. She even put my hands on her. Shocked when she refused HJ. If you're looking for a lot of touching in private areas you may enjoy this but unlikely to get more.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, but the chances of getting extras at a spa with this location is extremely unlikely. It is across the street from the city's most expensive private school!!! There is no way LE would allow a place to thrive in this location.

Visiting downtown next month from out of state.

Looking for AMP within walking distance of State & Grand. I have looked through the old posts, but I can't tell where anything is. Any advice would be appreciated.

IM

I read about it and thought I would give it a shot since I live in the city. easy parking, seemed like no one was there. First girl came out and I paid 60 for one hour. She handed me off to a woman, older named Cindy. Really thin. it started to pick up and she left the room several times to answer the door. It was lame, we would get going and then she would walk out, no warning. Massage was ok. On the flip she played and brushed the boy and said, "massage down there." I said yes and the negotiation began, She said 50, I said 40, she laughed. She said 50 and I said 40 again, this kept up while she got me rock hard. It was a decent HJ and I paid her 40.

Looks: 5
Massage: 5
Atmosphere: 7
Service :3
HJ: 6

[QUOTE=Invisible Man]Visiting downtown next month from out of state.

Looking for AMP within walking distance of State & Grand. I have looked through the old posts, but I can't tell where anything is. Any advice would be appreciated.

IM[/QUOTE]

I don't think you're going to find anything within walking distance from State & Grand. My advice is to grab a taxi or public transportation and head south to the Chinatown area (approx. Cermak & Wentworth). Many choices to be had there.

[QUOTE=Invisible Man]Visiting downtown next month from out of state.

Looking for AMP within walking distance of State & Grand. I have looked through the old posts, but I can't tell where anything is. Any advice would be appreciated.

IM[/QUOTE]8 South Michigan

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Made an appointment with Thai Palace over the weekend at their Lincoln Park location (normal $60 donation). Saw Sugar. Very sweet very pretty Korean Girl early 20s nice pointy Cs 5-4 105 or 110 lb. Light brown hair limited English . Beautiful Skin, you know that perfect tight smooth asian wonam skin?[/quote]What is the door fee for thai palace, and is this normal(extras). or did you just manage to get lucky?

Anyone been to Haiku Spa on Superior near Orleans?

I used to post here a lot back when it was at the old site. Took me from the tiime it changed till now to find it again.

I have seen many massage girls starting with Lusinia. Never got a thing there, guess i did not know the right signals. Guess thats why I like AMPS.

Saw Lisa at Senina. Great table shower. she laughed way too much guess she found me funny. got her top off and she has nipples that could poke your eye out. Very solid hand action. Will see her again.

Anna from Craigs list. Mongolian girl. kind of chunky. she stayed fully clothed which was OK. 60 and 40 tip for happy ending. HARD massage but I needed it. Her place was way too cold. Started off the finish with a glove on her hand but it came off. OK in a pinch.

Laura a Hispanic girl advertises on CL. Little chunky, stays clothed 80 with 20 tip. Nice massage let you feel breasts kind of funky HJ. Give her a 5.

June Spa, Always a good time there. 20-40 tip and always a nice finish. Some girls loose the top. I use this place a lot.

Megis in Park ridge. Nice place no extras.

As I think of more will post just want to contribute to a place that has given me so much.