Massage Parlor Reports

Hit up a joint in Burnsville that recently opened. Seems like the typical pricing, . 60 for an hour. Clean but the table I was on felt cheap or rickety.

I didn't have a lot of time and figured 30 min might be good enough to see what's up.

I only saw one person working, middle aged. Just ok but I'm more frog than prince so I wouldn't complain.

Pretty quiet, I don't think they get much traffic even though they are on a busy intersection.

Massage was mediocre. Some parts good, other parts yawn. Was never invited to flip. She seemed more friendly when it was over, just enough that I thought maybe if she saw me again she'd relax a little, but not sure it's worth the effort unless someone else has had better luck.

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[QUOTE=ImTheGift;4232369]Hello Gents,

After returning from Vietnam and Thailand I have to say our state is like the Sahara desert of massages. Finding water is hell, but there is this little oasis in spring lake park. It sits hidden by the restaurants Biffs. First time I went, 90 for a hour and a half, with a 40 tip for he. The girls working there are pretty nice. They are in their late 20's to early 30's. There is a older gal if you're into that. This place is a bit shady if I had to say. Rooms were not lit and with little heat. I was freezing my arse off if not for the massage girl. I did opt for the table shower for those curious. Eventually after visiting 4 more times I was promoted to BJ membership. Note I did visit later in the day near closing. I find the gals are less anxious when it's dark outside. Lastly, there was a massage a few minutes earlier on 65 before Dynasty. However, it was in plain view unlike dynasty which prompted me to pass on it. It looked even more shady.[/QUOTE]Spot on here! A guy shouldn't have to go back 4 times just to get into the BJ stage. Typical AMPs in MN! I've had hundreds of massages in this state and have frequented most of the popular ones outside of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Out of the hundreds of massages I've had, I've only gotten 5 BJs, 4 pussy lickings, and about 60 HJs so far. Point is, I travel to NY, California, Florida, or Vegas and its a sure bet I get anything I want, anytime. FS is so standard in these states it always makes me wonder what the fuck I'm still doing in Minnesota! It's nice here though.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;4233289]Spot on here! A guy shouldn't have to go back 4 times just to get into the BJ stage. Typical AMPs in MN! I've had hundreds of massages in this state and have frequented most of the popular ones outside of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Out of the hundreds of massages I've had, I've only gotten 5 BJs, 4 pussy lickings, and about 60 HJs so far. Point is, I travel to NY, California, Florida, or Vegas and its a sure bet I get anything I want, anytime. FS is so standard in these states it always makes me wonder what the fuck I'm still doing in Minnesota! It's nice here though.[/QUOTE]FS in MN is very rare. There is a website where many local indy massage girls advertise (not sure I can list it on here). 95% of the ads on there say no FS.

To get FS at an AMP, you have to become a trusted regular and even then there are some girls who won't do it.

So, that leaves escorts. To find a good one in MN, you have to be prepared to spend at least 3 bills.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;4234630]FS in MN is very rare. There is a website where many local indy massage girls advertise (not sure I can list it on here). 95% of the ads on there say no FS.

To get FS at an AMP, you have to become a trusted regular and even then there are some girls who won't do it.

So, that leaves escorts. To find a good one in MN, you have to be prepared to spend at least 3 bills.[/QUOTE]You speak the truth! I'm beginning to think the escort route is the way to go these days unless you live on the east or west coast or down south and have a variety of FS parlors at your disposal. However, I refuse to believe there isn't at least on AAMP near or in the Twin Cities that has some pretty hot Asian ladies to bang for the right price. If anyone knows of one please PM.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;4234630]FS in MN is very rare. There is a website where many local indy massage girls advertise (not sure I can list it on here). 95% of the ads on there say no FS.

To get FS at an AMP, you have to become a trusted regular and even then there are some girls who won't do it.

So, that leaves escorts. To find a good one in MN, you have to be prepared to spend at least 3 bills.[/QUOTE]All this is why I've mostly moved to the Sugar Dating world. A lot more work to get to where there is fun, but lots of gorgeous young cuties at reasonable amounts with no time limits.

[QUOTE=QuantumFlux359;4235271]All this is why I've mostly moved to the Sugar Dating world. A lot more work to get to where there is fun, but lots of gorgeous young cuties at reasonable amounts with no time limits.[/QUOTE]What kinds of terms are you offering them?

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;4234783]You speak the truth! I'm beginning to think the escort route is the way to go these days unless you live on the east or west coast or down south and have a variety of FS parlors at your disposal. However, I refuse to believe there isn't at least on AAMP near or in the Twin Cities that has some pretty hot Asian ladies to bang for the right price. If anyone knows of one please PM.[/QUOTE]I was able to get FS once and this lady was actually very good looking for her age, my rate I'd say she's an 7/10, service 10/10, she was definitely Indy, she hasn't had some for a long time when I felt her, I was so hook just feeling it I had to ask and was able to talk her into it, But paid a hefty price, About 750 total for the whole package, Even was surprised when she just went straight BB on me without hesitation I even questioned her about you sure about no cover and she shrugged it off. Didn't catch anything as well and at the end of everything before I left she gave me a deal saying next time around will just be 250 for the package. Boy was she the best dream I've ever had and I shoudve went back but never did. Sadly I was still young in the game and didn't save her number or any Escorts number for future matters. To this day I'm still trying to see if she's still around but can't find her ads since BP closed. And I know it sounds too good to be true but She resided near university and and Chatsworth anyone else who's had service from her can confirm her as real but I can't say they had the same service because I'm still young and at the time pretty lean a year back, an maybe that's why she was willing to. But again a rookie mistake and missed opportunity to keep a good provider around for my own personal relief. Now I go to The SC because Melinda from kOD is who I'm hooked on, spent quite a few bills and in hope can move more into and outside deal but progress seems to be stale. Anyways sorry for the long rant.

I went to the AMP off Lakeland Ave in Robbinsdale 8 pm and the lights were off and they were closed. I kept driving on Broadway towards Brooklyn Park close to Sherwin Williams in tiny business stripmall and saw a massage sign. I don't remember ever seeing this place advertised so I went in for an hour. Usual. 7 for hour led to room by plain 40's lady. I got a great massage. On flip continued with great massage. No teasing no he. Got full hour. Not sure if theres more on menu, but I really didn't care to push because of her looks and age, but got a legit full hour massage in a very discreet looking place.

Admins: Can we please cut out all the bs non-review posts here? The reviews here are few and far between. Too many requests not enough reviews. Non-reviews should be moved to another forum.

SpaNut in EP is closed.

[QUOTE=TwinCities;4248589]SpaNut in EP is closed.[/QUOTE]This is some sad news, they were one of the best.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;4249294]This is some sad news, they were one of the best.[/QUOTE]No they just moved to Plymouth is all. JF Oil Therapy or something like that.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;4249294]This is some sad news, they were one of the best.[/QUOTE]Sign on door says go to JF Massage in Plymouth.

[QUOTE=TwinCities;4249944]Sign on door says go to JF Massage in Plymouth.[/QUOTE]Same mgmt / owners, same phone number. I'm not sure of we're allowed to post address here, but I have the new Plymouth address if you want to PM me. I will actually reply unlike the others on this site who never replied to me.

[QUOTE=RoySzout;4250972]I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone has done this or if they have any recommendations for spots or specific girls.

One month before I visit, I begin taking a supplement stack with the goal to increase my semen volume (load size). I stack zinc, lecithin, and l arginine. Along with this, I also stay very hydrated drinking over one gallon of water per day. I refrain from getting off for at least 14 days before my visit and in the last three days before my visit I practice edging.

When all of these things are done together the size of your load is fucking huge. Not just noticeably larger but it makes a mess. Peter North like loads of not bigger.

I like to ejaculate on the girl or in her mouth so that I can see the size of the load and be visually stimulated by it. I also like the female to see it too so she can be visually stimulated and shocked by it. Blowing in their mouth yields the same reaction as well.

Anyone ever done this before? There might even be a girl who you didn't care for or had a bad experience with that you want to get back at. I could hose her down for you.[/QUOTE]Which part of this post is the massage parlor review?

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