McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

[QUOTE=Piemaster;2066244]She is flakey as hell, multiple times that has happened to me. Don't waste your time with yer, plus her performance is not worth that amount. I had q good time that night, was an exception.[/QUOTE]Did finally hook up with her. She's out of Woodstock. Smells like a chimney. Has some acne scars / scabs etc. Too talkative. Tons of makeup. Eager BBBJ. Was going to meet at her place in town, but neighbors were around ended up at a notel. Paid 180 . Will not repeat. Just too skanky.

Bro:

Close your eyes and go into supermodel mode and TOFTT, LOL.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2098362]Stopped into Lavender in Dundee to follow up on some unfinished business from about a month ago. Was greeted by an older woman / fugly, a 4 outa 10. She barely could speak an ounce of English. Seeing it wasn't who I was looking for I asked to see any other workers. Finally she figures what I'm asking and calls for the other girl. Fuglies older sister, a 3, comes out of the back room and immediately grabs my arm and starts walking me back to a room. Whoa! I'm not feeling this. From either one. So I politely excuse myself and head for the front door. That's what I get for not checking back in sooner. I'll give them a couple weeks and stop in again to see if the talent is any better. I know this belongs in the Elgin section but somehow it got started here so I'll end it here.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, I've taken my share of tofft's over the years. Always with the same results, leave unhappy and head right over to a tried and true. I used to think it was rude to turn around and leave upfront but now that I've grown a pair I just move on. There's way too many options nowadays than to grin and bear it. Besides they both had horrible breath and that my friend no amount of fantasizing can overcome. Ha.

Bro:

Close your eyes and go into supermodel mode and TOFTT, LOL.

[QUOTE=Uprope;2098483]Did finally hook up with her. She's out of Woodstock. Smells like a chimney. Has some acne scars / scabs etc. Too talkative. Tons of makeup. Eager BBBJ. Was going to meet at her place in town, but neighbors were around ended up at a notel. Paid 180 . Will not repeat. Just too skanky.[/QUOTE]No scars or scabs on the girl I saw. She was clean and her face was flawless. No BB either. Maybe she sent one of her friends. She is a little flakey.

[QUOTE=Shzitzx;2100601]No scars or scabs on the girl I saw. She was clean and her face was flawless. No BB either. Maybe she sent one of her friends. She is a little flakey.[/QUOTE]Must have been her friend:/ BTW, I misstyped...it wasn't BBBJ..but rather CBJ. Just not what I expected. Onwards.

[QUOTE=Shzitzx;2100601]No scars or scabs on the girl I saw. She was clean and her face was flawless. No BB either. Maybe she sent one of her friends. She is a little flakey.[/QUOTE]Yup! She is (at least was the last time I saw her) clean & flawless face. She is a sweetheart, GFE / PSE, but definitely flakey. The last few ads with the adderal interest are a big turn off for me.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2100937]Yup! She is (at least was the last time I saw her) clean & flawless face. She is a sweetheart, GFE / PSE, but definitely flakey. The last few ads with the adderal interest are a big turn off for me.[/QUOTE]Which one of you is giving the quote of $.8 or more? It's not worth that, if we all complain it will come down. Seriously, stop it. She is a good time.

[QUOTE=Uprope;2098472]Saw a new spa as I drove down 14 near main st in CL. Standard looking AMP set up but on a main hwy. Too close for comfort and too out in the open. I think it said jj spa or something on its sign. I give it a few weeks before trouble starts.[/QUOTE]Was it right down the street from the blue star tattoo? If so, it looks like a legit ladies type spa.

Also noticed Marigold signs were taken down.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2095808]Went there today. Doors are locked. No Open sign on in the window. The sign on the door says come see us in McHenry. So I did.[/QUOTE]I have been seeing my go to girl anny in McHenry, and all has been fantastic... Until last night.

I really needed a massage, so I went in. I got this heavyset, curly haired, bad dye job having girl... So so massage, terrible handshake, and she had the guts to say .4 was too little when I tipped!

Guys, do yourself a favor and turn around and walk out if you see her behind the counter in McHenry. Don't let your little head talk you in to staying if you see her.

Curly hair, bad bleach, big belly, bad service, and greedy... Bad in every way.

However-If you get anny, treat her right, and she will take care of you.

Stopped in for a visit over the weekend. Only saw 1 car in the lot so figured it was the owner. Nobody hanging around outside so in I went. Was greeted right away. Typical setup with a lobby area and a couple of rooms. Lady behind the counter was 40 ish but could pass for younger. Papa was relaxing in the lobby area. Rates are what we expect, no specials. Shown into the room, undress, hop up on the table and wait. 10 minutes later in she comes and immediately puts a sheet on me. Wow that was fast! I get the hint. She knows what she's doing and exactly how to do it. I test the water by brushing my hand against her leg but she quickly pulls away. Tickles ... Hehehe. So I relax to see what the second half would bring but guess what. No flip. Whaaaat? I can't remember the last time I had a massage and there was no flip. Needless to say this is a place to avoid. I enjoy a challenge but I learned my lesson with Charlene (Fairfield & 132). Even after 10 sessions, nothing, not even self service. I get a feeling this place is run by the same people as every move on the table was exactly the same way. Do not pass goal here but save your jacksons for somewhere more fun. YMMV.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2105364]Stopped in for a visit over the weekend. Only saw 1 car in the lot so figured it was the owner. Nobody hanging around outside so in I went. Was greeted right away. Typical setup with a lobby area and a couple of rooms. Lady behind the counter was 40 ish but could pass for younger. Papa was relaxing in the lobby area. Rates are what we expect, no specials. Shown into the room, undress, hop up on the table and wait. 10 minutes later in she comes and immediately puts a sheet on me. Wow that was fast! I get the hint. She knows what she's doing and exactly how to do it. I test the water by brushing my hand against her leg but she quickly pulls away. Tickles ... Hehehe. So I relax to see what the second half would bring but guess what. No flip. Whaaaat? I can't remember the last time I had a massage and there was no flip. Needless to say this is a place to avoid. I enjoy a challenge but I learned my lesson with Charlene (Fairfield & 132). Even after 10 sessions, nothing, not even self service. I get a feeling this place is run by the same people as every move on the table was exactly the same way. Do not pass goal here but save your jacksons for somewhere more fun. YMMV.[/QUOTE]You won't ever get anything from Charlene, except a great massage. Her husband works from home, so he is usually there. Also, I think her son is there a good portion of the time, I don't think he goes to school yet. There are no extras there, but it is a great massage.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2105364]Stopped in for a visit over the weekend. Only saw 1 car in the lot so figured it was the owner. Nobody hanging around outside so in I went. Was greeted right away. Typical setup with a lobby area and a couple of rooms. Lady behind the counter was 40 ish but could pass for younger. Papa was relaxing in the lobby area. Rates are what we expect, no specials. Shown into the room, undress, hop up on the table and wait. 10 minutes later in she comes and immediately puts a sheet on me. Wow that was fast! I get the hint. She knows what she's doing and exactly how to do it. I test the water by brushing my hand against her leg but she quickly pulls away. Tickles ... Hehehe. So I relax to see what the second half would bring but guess what. No flip. Whaaaat? I can't remember the last time I had a massage and there was no flip. Needless to say this is a place to avoid. I enjoy a challenge but I learned my lesson with Charlene (Fairfield & 132). Even after 10 sessions, nothing, not even self service. I get a feeling this place is run by the same people as every move on the table was exactly the same way. Do not pass goal here but save your jacksons for somewhere more fun. YMMV.[/QUOTE]You have infinitely more patience than I and maybe a little too much disposable cash. Once is enough for me, unless she is absolutely gorgeous and gives a great massage, but by the second or third time I would no longer be looking for happiness, just a good massage.

Does a true monger ever have enough disposable cash. We're always looking for bigger ... Better ... And wetter. Ha.

You got that right. Bring them all on, especially the grandma's LOL.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2106116]Does a true monger ever have enough disposable cash. We're always looking for bigger ... Better ... And wetter. Ha.[/QUOTE]

They need love too. In fact I banged one this morning. The thing about older ladies is that the menu is usually better. Today it was wide open, including anal. Good time! Wish I could post her info but she's married and wants to stay that way. Play on.