re: complaints about everything board...
[QUOTE=CookyJar]I just got an idea. Let’s tote this one up the old flag pole and see if anyone salutes.
How about yet another Philadelphia Thread?
We could call this one, Complaints About the StreetWalker Photo Thread; Complaints About CookyJar Crossing Referencing In The Philadelphia StreetWalker Photo Thread; Complaints about CookyJar....[SNIP]
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When I was a kid I lived in a twin house, one that had a common driveway with the twin next door. The old guy who lived in that other twin (we'l call him Mr. Grumpus) was about a hundred years old and he just HATED when we played catch in the driveway. He ALWAYS came out to yell at us. Never failed.
Kids play ball. That's what they do. Old men who have nothing else in life complain about it. That's what THEY do, like Mr. Grumpus.
Lissen, kids -- a dotted line on a map down the middle of a river doesn't mean diddly. Hey, it's a helluva lot closer to the K than 7th & Wolf or 52nd & Westminster is. Still, some old men continue to vilify CJ like he's a kid playing ball in the driveway. They have nothing else in life but to complain.
If CJ wants to monger, photo and post in Camden and put a pointer with some pics in Philadelphia, I'm all for it. For the rest, let's start a new thread called "Limp old men who are grumpy and need to complain about something because they have nothing else in life".
Maybe we could call it the "Ed Norton in all his many guises" thread for short.
Just my $.02. :)
--arnie
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Coleta - A Very Spicy HSW
This is Coleta. Coleta is a HSW who I ran into while looking for one of my favorites, Jennifer. I am still finding that it is rather easy to find something new just by visiting certain houses. Coleta is a fun loving type of girl, lots of laughs. She does a lot of cutesy type things, like fake kisses, pouting and sexual play. She has a very nice body, soft in all the right places. Her nipples are very responsive and she likes them played with.
I had a very nice time with Coleta. And, I recommend her, but with a few provisos. These pictures were taken a month or so ago. I have had to hold on to them because I was not able to tell Coleta about posting them on this site. She does not speak a lot of English. Her English is basic and I was not sure if she would have understood the whole internet thing. I am posting them now because I was able to get an interpreter. She does speak enough English to get the job done. Because of this communication problem I am not able to confirm just what is all on the plate. She offered a covered BJ and I accepted. I am not a fan of the covered BJ so I can say only that this one was OK.
That was my first encounter with Coleta. After obtaining the aid of an interpreter, the bar was raised to a higher level during my second encounter. I will post the results of my second encounter just as soon as the pictures have been resized and made ready. In the mean time, should you find yourself in the need of something spicy, I fully recommend Coleta. As always, YMMV.
CookyJar
PS: Because of her poor English, I cannot imagine Coleta walking to far away from her home base. I have spotted her in and around the Hispanic neighborhood four or five blocks away from OYR, but never on OYR.
Re: Coleta - A Very Spicy HSW
[QUOTE=CookyJar]This is Coleta.[/QUOTE]
See?? Thunder thighs, meat flaps, but needs to grow a pair. Two out of three ain't bad. I'd do her. If she parties, (duh?) I might even spend the evening with her, hopefully in some roach infected notel.
Sincererly yours,
Squonk, President
Skanks-R-Us
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Coleta and the Translator
After a little translating from Jennifer, my second visitor with Coleta took a nice little twist and a turn in the right direction. Not only did it turn out that Jennifer was the prefect translator, she is one hell of a director. Under Jennifer’s guidance, Coleta was able to make all the right moves.
I will not waste a lot of time here talking about the great time I had with both girls. I will not even bother you with the details on the two distinctively different BJs I received. I will forego a long narrative on the two marvelous deeds of FS preformed on my tender body. I will also not bore you with glorifications of the one, two and three devastating pops I receive during our marathon session. To mention these outstanding, glorious details might be seen by some as bragging. So I will let it be suffice to say, “Damn it, I had a fucking ball.”
From the start, Jennifer ran the show. She asked for a sheet or cover to be placed on the floor so that she could avoid rag burns on her knees. She then probed and teased Coleta into doing things I don’t think she’d ever done before. I especially liked it when she challenged Coleta to a Dick suck off. Jennifer took the first turn and demonstrated her ball licking, shaft sucking and head teasing technique. Coleta followed with a demonstration of her own, starting way down beneath my balls and working her way up. Both were so good, I had to ask for do overs before I could vote – “Looks like we have a tie,” I proclaimed “We are going to need a tie breaker.” Coleta broke out laughing and punched me on the arm, after Jennifer translated what I had said.
We must have gone at it for at least two hours. Rolling around on the floor and couch we tried a number of different positions. Not counting the beer and pizza, this session cost me a little extra. I added in a nice tip for Jennifer, translating is hard work and besides she’d done most of the work setting this up.
Now, I know neither of these two girls is going to be up to the high taste or standards of some of you guys. I am just letting you know what’s out there. The rest is up to you. You can sit around and complain or you could get out and get some. It’s like my old girlfriend Tami use to say, “It ain’t nothing but meat on the bone, you can fuck it, suck it or leave it alone.” And, as I’ve pointed out before – life’s too short to be sweating the small shit. I had a ball and that’s all that matters in the end. Surely you’ve figured this out by now, YMMV.
CookyJar
Oh Mighty Master of Phil – Three Cheers – Ra! Ra! Ra!
Dude, I have to say I am very impressed. You Sir are a tribute to the hunt and say again.
“Three Cheers for CJ – RA! RA! RA!”
Keep up the hunting,
T69
[QUOTE=CookyJar]After a little translating from Jennifer, my second visitor with Coleta took a nice little twist and a turn in the right direction. Not only did it turn out that Jennifer was the prefect translator, she is one hell of a director. Under Jennifer’s guidance, Coleta was able to make all the right moves.
I will not waste a lot of time here talking about the great time I had with both girls. I will not even bother you with the details on the two distinctively different BJs I received. I will forego a long narrative on the two marvelous deeds of FS preformed on my tender body. I will also not bore you with glorifications of the one, two and three devastating pops I receive during our marathon session. To mention these outstanding, glorious details might be seen by some as bragging. So I will let it be suffice to say, “Damn it, I had a fucking ball.”
From the start, Jennifer ran the show. She asked for a sheet or cover to be placed on the floor so that she could avoid rag burns on her knees. She then probed and teased Coleta into doing things I don’t think she’d ever done before. I especially liked it when she challenged Coleta to a Dick suck off. Jennifer took the first turn and demonstrated her ball licking, shaft sucking and head teasing technique. Coleta followed with a demonstration of her own, starting way down beneath my balls and working her way up. Both were so good, I had to ask for do overs before I could vote – “Looks like we have a tie,” I proclaimed “We are going to need a tie breaker.” Coleta broke out laughing and punched me on the arm, after Jennifer translated what I had said.
We must have gone at it for at least two hours. Rolling around on the floor and couch we tried a number of different positions. Not counting the beer and pizza, this session cost me a little extra. I added in a nice tip for Jennifer, translating is hard work and besides she’d done most of the work setting this up.
Now, I know neither of these two girls is going to be up to the high taste or standards of some of you guys. I am just letting you know what’s out there. The rest is up to you. You can sit around and complain or you could get out and get some. It’s like my old girlfriend Tami use to say, “It ain’t nothing but meat on the bone, you can fuck it, suck it or leave it alone.” And, as I’ve pointed out before – life’s too short to be sweating the small shit. I had a ball and that’s all that matters in the end. Surely you’ve figured this out by now, YMMV.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
RE: Coleta and the Translator
CJ, I am in awe. I've got a birthday coming up, can't you hook a brotha up with this as a present. Keep up the good work.
