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Knowledge Is Power - Final Version
"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. "
Benjamin Franklin
(The Founding Father of American Mongering)
Each town and city has its own unique monger scene. While the SPUR-CITY offers a wide variety of hospitality services for conventions and seminars, sadly, convenient one-stop monger shopping is not included on the tourist menu.
Every time I've visited the Washington D.C. area, I've had no problems finding a decent L-O-V-E connection at several quality AMPs. Heck, even a U.S. Senator from Louisiana figured out how to order SPECIAL room service. On top of that, if D.C.s UNDER-LEO crew ACTUALLY conducted a raid, they'd create an international incident. Condoleezza Rice doesn't have the time or desire to negotiate the release of every foreign diplomat busted in some Catch-A-Monger Operation...lol.
With that said, I didn't create the current mongering environment in this city. Every time a potential AMP opens its doors for business, the local UNDER-LEOs quickly ride into battle to destroy the fun. In terms of the OUT-CALL escort business community, the owners of these adult entertainment services want to stay out of jail. In SPUR-CITY, when a classified ad reads "Light Touch", 90% of the time, that's EXACTLY what the monger is going to get...lol.
Mega Man reinforced this idea by writing, "The only luck will be the escorts that come in to visit for the weekend or so."
Thus, the local mongering few are left with the drug addicted, NO-TELL Motel street scene. If someone wants to learn more about SPUR-CITY's major mongering routes, may I suggest taking the time to READ more than just one page of this forum. Until SPUR-CITY actually elects a crack-smoking hooker-loving Mayor, this city's monger community will continue to waste gas driving around in circles searching for the next BUS STOP beauty.
As far as HELP goes, do I need to pick up every SW, take pictures and video, screw the hell out of each girl and then report back to all the TWO POST newbies? To the best of my knowledge, forums were created to share collective knowledge to a wider audience. Most times as I'm writing a new report, I feel like its all just verbal masterbation.
For a long time, I stood quietly on the LURKER sidelines waiting for bits of information. A few months ago, I decided to join the battle and help improve the overall content of this forum. With or without my extended comments, it's impossible for anyone to improve what's available on the streets of this city.
"Does anyone have change for a nickle?"
The mongering scene in SPUR-CITY is what it is...no more...no less!
That's why I wrote, "This city's ongoing street scene remains an active revolving door of names and faces."
It would be wonderful if SPUR-CITY had a RLD (i.e. Red Light District) like Frankfurt, Germany, but alas, the puritans of this country remain committed to controlling a woman's body. As a true believer in the mongering arts, I've always been a card-carrying feminist. I believe a woman has the right to control her own body. I believe a woman has the right to charge a rental fee for the use of ANY and/or ALL of her three Ports of Entry. If a lady wants a stomach tattoo that reads "Insert Here" with an arrow pointing down, I'd be the first to say, "God Bless You!"
To further illustrate the point, I'd like to share an interesting phone call I received last week,
"There's no food in the house and I need some cash. I'm sorry I'm moody but I haven't gotten any good dick lately."
It's amazing what a little social networking and following the Golden Rule can do to brighter a monger's day!
Anyhow, why did I write, "THE MONGER CRYSTAL BALL"?
Basically, I believe that Uncle-LEO actively uses this forum to gather information on the current mongering scene. That's why I don't use SWs real names when filing my reports. Also, since a majority of SPUR-CITYs curbside service provider have been in and out of jail countless times, the local Under-LEO crew MAY be under SOME political pressure to capture a group of mongers. I'm sure a few local liberal-hearted judges are sick of seeing the same girls caught in the revolving door of the criminal justice system.
For those that read the Metro Section of the San Antonio Express News, its been A LONG TIME since the local Under-LEO crew has conducted a large scale Catch-A-Monger Operation. Normally, instead of trying to apprehend just one or two mongers, Under-LEOs usually attempt to get the biggest bang for the political buck.
Why?
Lawyers are expensive. Why do you think so many Uncle-LEOs hold part time jobs? It's easier and cheaper to hire one lawyer to convict 100 mongers caught in a single Catch-A-Monger Operation...than to bring in 100 Street-LEOs to testfiy against 100 mongers.
So, with a basic understanding of the local environment, how can this monger community counteract the efforts of the authorities?
Well, people are creatures of habit. Depending on the time of day, Uncle-LEOs will gather at the same eating establishments to share a meal and tell war stories. Sometimes, there will be only one Street-LEO assigned to patrol a specific area. If a monger spots six patrol cars and a white van hanging out on a specific side street, then sharing that vital information could help save a fellow monger the headache of lawyer fees.
Once again for the record,
I'M NOT A MEMBER OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. ALSO, NOBODY NEEDS TO ASK ME TO DO THAT "TOUCH MY PRIVATE PARTS" ROUTINE.
If a Two Post Newbie or Senior Lurker wants to earn this forum's trust...write a report worth reading. Heck, how hard is it to upload just one close-up image of a real fur coat? Am I the only monger with a camera in SPUR-CITY?
Every monger has a story to tell...so tell one!
After many years of happily mongering my way around the world, it's easy to tell the difference between a talker and doer. For those visiting our SPUR-CITY on business (i.e. without the wife and kids), my best advice is to plan your next trip to Ecuador or Thailand. I completely understand those mongers trapped in a double-mortgage, "Praying For The End Of Time" relationship...lol.
[Start Music Theme - Meatloaf - "Paradise By the Dashboard Light"]
"Honey, I have to close a deal in Bangkok next week."
"Damn, the boss just called and he wants me to go to Quito!"
"Kids, Daddy has to go to Frankfurt next month...it's in Germany...so make sure to listen to your mommy."
And to think most wives believe every man goes fishing for fish...lol!
As always,
Stay safe and try to maintain a sense of humor...
P.S.
In the spirit of giving, here's an image e-mailed to me by my young Thai gf yesterday. Hopefully, after reading this post, my fellow mongers will be able to comment on more than just the shape of her breasts.
San Antonio broke my streak
After roughly two dozen AMP visits around the country I finally hit one that doesn't offer extras. I went and spent an hour with April at the Chinese massage therapy place on Bitters Rd. For .65 I got a great 40 minute massage and a 20 table shower. During the massage the towel got pushed down well below my rear while she was working my back and she was in no hurry to fix it. This and a couple "accidental" brushes in the good spots while working my thighs had me hopeful, but unfortunately those accidental brushes were apparently actually accidental. Long story short, great massage and nothing more for me. Didn't even hint more could be had on the return.
Stopped by for a Quicke! Just clearing the Sex Pistol.... Vicious. :)
"Hello World!"
(That's the old style official introduction used by many first time programmers when they write their first computer program.)
We need more "Hello World" intros on this board.
I see the activity on this board has picked up a bit though. Hopefully, it is not a temporary thing.
San Antonio is not known to have a well-established AMP scene. It never has and probably never will. This is a known fact by many except maybe those who travel through S.A. their first time or they are just not familiar with the whole Toot! Toot! business here, in general. It's not a problem; it's just that a quick prior check with this board or any other popular P4P board would have acknowledged this fact and maybe save someone some money or time. Nevertheless, there may be some good AMPs if you check around, but they are sometimes elusive and short lived. New ones do pop up every now and then. It's a fast moving target that one has to keep up with unlike many other cities where the AMP scenes are more stable, relatively speaking. That's just the way it is. Beep! Beep!
The previous statement quoted by Chitrapa:
"There's no food in the house and I need some cash." Very familiar phrases I hear often. Then when it is emphasized with, "I'm sorry I'm moody but I haven't gotten any good dick lately." … You know she has to be a fun girl. Such a HO! LOL
AnyHO! I had the opportunity to pass thru town Monday and Tuesday. I have been busy with work and I am just getting around to posting this write up.
I was down in the area of the Far Westside for other business. The Far West Side shuffle seems to be alive and active or maybe it was just that time of the month when the rent is due. Whatever the case, there was some activity out there.
I'm not known for posting pics in the public forum and it will pretty much stay that way, but I will post this one since it kinda hides her identity but still shows what is out there and available if you know where to look and if you are persistent. I kind of have to hide her identity due to the ongoing crack down. I pick this one up just after 4:00 pm on Monday. I didn't have a camera with me to do a more current photo shoot. This is a pic I have taken of her before.. I left enough fingerprints and DNA samples for CSI to do their job blindfolded to verify her HO status. Let's call her "A". I've known "A" for a while.
I found "A" on Pinn Road which is kinda located at the end of Old Highway 90 close to SW Military Drive. This Pinn road area has been a hit and miss in the past. I was very surprised to find her there in that area. That is not her normal paper route, so to speak. She told me it was getting too hot in other areas and she was down in this area visiting a friend. Sooooo….. I mean Hoooooo…. ever the opportunist these girls, they are. LOL I was also surprised to see there were about 4 or 5 other girls out and about in this area, 3 of them just as nice. Slim Pickens types if you know what I mean. There were also two more who looked like working girls but they were hanging around (walking) with guys, so maybe they were not working. I didn't bother to scope those two out any further since the other girls were definitely working and easier pickings. Once I found the girl who I set my sights on… Swoosh…… Nike didn't coin that word. It's been in practice since the first horse and buggy was around. It just wasn't so verbalized/commercialized back then.
So I picked her up. She didn't recognize me at first, but then as soon as she did, she breaks out into a huge smile and said she has been thinking of me (that's another way of saying she misses my money LOL) "Lost in Translation" She's always had a fun loving attitude with me and that goes a long way. So, we take off to check into a motel nearby to do our thing. ([I]Fast forward[/I]) Since I got the room for the night, she also "paid me" ( <- [I]ironic use of the word[/I]) another visit later in the evening and spent the whole night with me…. "Working hard for the Money" This girl gets down for some fun… very skilled and accommodating.
She hadn't called me before because she said she forgot my number, but when I asked her what number she dialed, she was actually off on the digits. "Lost in Transposition." She gave me her current contact number, but I don't usually use it. By the time I make it back to S.A. again, (actually way before) it is typically no good anymore.
So, we got together and had a very good time catching up on current events in S.A., international world politics and reinterpreting the vagina monologue :)
It's funny though,…. as we were driving to the motel somewhat close by, that song by Donna Summer (without the "s") comes out on the Victrola. For those who know the lyrics, you know what song I'm talking about. :) The official HO national anthem. We did an impromptu Karaoke duet right there on the spot as I was driving to the motel, laughing our asses off. LOL…LOL
For those who aren't familiar with the song, here are relevant parts of that song.
"toot toot, beep beep" ([I]the monger! the pickup signal[/I])
" She works hard for the money" ([I]the HO![/I])
"So hard for it honey"
"She works hard for the money"
"So you better treat her right"…
"You bad girl, you sad girl." ([I] moral society, soccer mom's or the Pope!… gimme some![/I])
"You such a dirty bad girl."..
"Hey mister, have you got a dime?" ([I]the HO again,.or one of Jim Croce's lines.[/I])
"Mister, do you want to spend some time."
"Mister, I got what you want."
toot toot, beep beep ([I]the monger again, or the Fuzz pulling you over[/I])
LOL…LOL… ([I]( my HO[/I])!!!!!
… "You are such a HOOOOO!" LOL "I knoooowwwwww! So you better treat me right!" LOL.. TOOT TOOT, BEEP BEEP! LOL :)
As I was pulling into the motel, the song is over, so I had to think quick and keep the momentum going.
Me: :"Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night!" ([I]test[/I])…"WHO… WHO…WHO sings that one?" Hoping she would get the hint.
Her: uuhhhh …. My mom!!???! LOL
Her: "Hey Joooooe, where you going with that,… gun in your pants" "What? That's not a gun?" LOL
Me: "Hey you know Jimmy, … at such a young age! Yes, it is a gun! You play with it and if you're not careful, …it goes pop"
Her: LOL "Sad grrrlll…..I'm such a dirty bad grrrrlllll" LOL.
She is such a fun and dirty bad grrrllll.
Here again, exactly what I (we) have been saying all along. Shit man, even Donna knows what we are talking about. :) LOL "So you better treat her right!"
It reminds me of another time a couple of years back when the girl I was with got down to business with the bald headed twins and at that same instance the program on HBO comes on…. You know the one….. "Hookers at the Point!" :) LOL "Watch the show, you might learn something Beeatch!" She laughs, "Shut UP!" LOL The fact is, I actually caught her glancing up at the TV several times throughout the program while she took care of the twinkies.
Why does this shit happen to me!!!!!????? :) … not that I'm complaining.
AnyHO, as I previously stated, I was just passing through and couldn't stay longer than a couple of days. I met up with another girl I know This other girl is also nice to me and knows how to take care of business. She hinted about doing anal for the first time, but I didn't take advantage of it. I had asked her before, but she has always been hesitant in the past,. so I was surprise that she even brought it up out of the blue this time. I just took a rain check on that one.
That is all I had time for, but it was a very nice time had by all…… two of us.
So, until next time… Toot! Toot! Good girls need not apply.
Ivel ( [b]That is my story and I'm sticking it to it… the bad girls[/b]) :)
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I'm ah sinna. I plays my tunes in the sun.
Shoot man, the sex pistol fired a blank! I just noticed that the pic I tried to upload last week didn't show up. I will try again. This is the girl I picked up on Pinn Road at the end of old hwy 90. Full report is posted prior.
It's a jungle out there. When they give you a jungle.. make jungle love.
I wil try to post the pic again and see if it goes through. Maybe the image size format was not correct or it may just need words of encouragement.
Soooooo,...... I mean Hooooo,
"ABRACADABRA!"
"I am speaking of the pompituos of love.... lovey dovey...lovey dovey... lovey dovey." :)
Ivel (space cowboy.. former midnight toker.. now just a stroker!) :) LOL
the issue with contact numbers.
[QUOTE=Donorita]... Some day after enough posts, [I]Ivel[/I] will be willing to share a decent connection. As for now, I do my best to not ask questions but to provide information. Those who are out there need to post the info for everyone to share. The really good stuff of course I assume would be kept private. Lots of luck to everyone and keep posting (or start).[/QUOTE]
Donorita,
It may come as a surprise, but then again maybe not. The contact numbers I have don't last long and are not as reliable as one might think. This lack of reliability is no different than what you just experienced with your contact number in your recent posting. Just multiply it by larger unreliable rolodex contact base and you have my situation with contact numbers. Contact numbers seem to lose value faster than the current stock market. Here are samples of the few current numbers I have this week and why I don't see my contact numbers as any good or reliable in the long term or in terms of sharing them freely. Half of these contacts all took place within the past week or two. The other half are on hold pending release from custody.
1. This girl calls me up two weeks ago. We are talking for a couple of minutes and she tells me she needs to go, (in a desperate voice) she says will call me right back and never does. I suspect she has a boyfriend who she doesn't want him to find out she is seeing me. I try to avoid her due to this fact unless I get desperate. I just don't need the drama.
2. This other girl I talked to last Saturday. She calls me up and within a couple of minutes into the conversation her phone goes crazy. I can hear her, but she can't hear me. She keeps saying "Hello! Hello!, can you hear me!" and of course I answer "Hello Hello!" . She calls me later (like a day later) from another phone to explain the situation that her phone is acting up.
3. This girl has a contact number but it belongs to her boyfriend. When I call her, which is very rare, nobody answers anyway, LOL, but he knows me well and knows why I am calling. He looks at the caller ID and ends up calling me back later and tells me how his girlfriend is doing. He has told me before that most guys treat his girl like shit, but not me. So, he puts his girlfriend on the line and we hook up. It makes little difference that I have his contact number though. His phone is usually disconnected more times than not for overdue payment. The way I usually get a hold of her is on the streets and then, that's how I get her new phone number which is good for the duration I am in town. I've met her mom and she had a phone number I could call, that is until she herself got busted.
4 .This other girl doesn't have a phone anymore so I call her mother. "It's after 10 PM, do you know where your children over 18 are?" :) She knows who I am and she will pass the message to her daughter that I called if she is not home. She knows what we do. If she is not at home, I just ask for her sister. Why waste a perfectly good phone call.
5. This girl doesn't have a phone anymore either, but I can usually find her at her mom's home when I call, If she is not there, I just talk to her mom for a bit to see how she and her daughter are doing. Her mom has told me before, that if another guy calls she usually tells them her daughter is not there and to not call that number anymore. She told me she only accepts calls from me. When her brother answers, he also passes the message along to his sister. They all know what we do for fun. Getting to know the whole family has its advantages. LOL
6. This other girl has a number but is preggo. Actually, it is her boyfriend's number and he usually answers the phone. No problemo for me, I just ask him to speak to his girl and he puts her on since he knows me and knows what we do. As you can tell by now, getting to know the boyfriend has its advantages. LOL
7. This girl has a number and is not preggo. Actually, it is her boyfriend's number also and he usually answers when I rarely initiate the call ….. well you can guess the rest of the sentence. The only difference here is that she tells me it is her uncle. Whatever works! LOL
8. This other girl calls me up from out of state yesterday and asks me when I will be in town again so we can hook up. She quit working the streets a while ago and got married. That hasn't stopped her from calling me up. If I am lucky, I will meet up with her somewhere in Texas next weekend. Carly Simon's song is on my mind but I keep getting ketchup flashbacks. This one is different. She happens to be the "MOM". She even introduced me to her daughter, yes, in more than just a handshake introduction. :) Getting to know the mom has its advantages. She has also hooked me up with other girls in the past. Well, what are moms for? LOL
9. This girl has a number, but it belongs to her mother. She has asked me not to call that number because her mom gets mad. Her mom hasn't met me yet, so this is understandable, I guess. LOL
Note to self: "Get to know her mom! … and her sister too!" Gotta wait till she gets out of custody (TDC) though.
10. This other girl has a couple of numbers, but they belong to her mom and sister in-law or her brother.. She asks me not to call these numbers because her mom and sister in-law don't know what she does. Her brother called me up once when he was looking at the recent caller ID numbers on his phone and I guess was interested why my number was on his phone. Maybe he was looking for his sister.
"I got your number from the caller ID on my phone" He says "do you know my MOM!?"
"No"
"Do you know my SISTA IN Law!?"
"No"
"Do you know my SISTA!?"
I said "No I don't".
He goes into little detail telling me about each until he gets to his sister whom just happens to be in bed lying next to me in the room, naked.
He says
"My SISTA, she is pregnant, do you know her?",
"No, I don't know her" "Who am I speaking to?"
"This is JOE!"
I knew he was her brother calling.
"My SISTA, she goes by the name "X" and "Y".
"uhhh, nooo,… I don't know her"
"My SISTA, she HUSTLES!"
LOL… I almost busted out laughing when he said that. After I hang up, she then tells me that her brother does know what she does. She is very fond of her brother.
11. This girl doesn't have a contact number yet, but calls me often and I can always get her to call her childhood best friend mom's home for me … to get a hold of her best friend, girl # 10 and maybe do a threesome,… but I have to wait until she gets out of the rehab halfway house she is in at the moment.
So as you can see, I don't always, really have any good "direct" contact numbers at any given time. Add to the fact that I don't live in S.A. makes it slightly more difficult to keep in contact unless they call me up.
My strategy usually is, if I pick up a girl I know, off the street or from her home, I ask her about the others girls and how they are doing, those who are not in custody anyway, and she passes the info that I am in town along to the other girls she sees, and soon after, I start getting calls since some girls know my number. We set something up and I pick her up at a designated spot and the rest is history.
This sample of numbers changes frequently. It doesn't matter if it belongs to the girl, mom, cousin, in-laws, brother or boyfriend. It seems no one can keep a good contact number for long. So, you can see that my current list of contact numbers, if you want to call them that, are not as valid as one may think. In some cases, the girls don't return my calls for date confirmation. I'm just playing the odds and try to use it to my advantage when I am in town.
Ivel (boom chucka lucka lucka boom, ….boom fucka licka chica boom)