Massage Parlor Reports

Brother,

I do despise the girls at the Wet Spot!

Actually, I hate all the cock teasing, fake bolt on, complaining, immature, manipulating bi**hes I always find in SFV strip clubs...

Why of course I already know they are scheming inside before I roll in.

I just can't resist having fun, whether I am high or straight, w/lame ass girls that I would gladly bang but would never spend my time w/in real life.

Its rare but when the urge arises and I have an xxxtra 40 - 60 to throw away on a living doll its all good stimulation for the fire works to cum...

Finally, my old friend, I am glad YOU nailed your star-craft girl again she sounds like a-lot of fun.

Later, Da I Sadist

Hi Vlad,

I have enjoyed your reports for a long time, but I'm a little confused with your latest. You mentioned getting a lap at the Wet Spot. I've been there a zillion times, and never even been offered a lap. I didn't know they even had them! I was wondering if you meant Xposed next door? (Wet Spot is the alcohol bar, Xposed is the nude club.)

Or maybe there is some time of day when they do laps there? If so, where?

Thanks,

Mr. Sixty

Brother,

The door on the left enters club Xposed.

The door on the right enters the Wet Spot.

I went left and got a booth on the ground level, left hand side, behind the bar area.

Sorry about that bro...

Peace, VDS

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Brother,

The door on the left enters club Xposed.

The door on the right enters the Wet Spot.

I went left and got a booth on the ground level, left hand side, behind the bar area.

Sorry about that bro...

Peace, VDS[/QUOTE]

Speaking of XPosed, are they using the lapdance meter things that they installed in the booths? They had been there a couple of months last I went and nobody was using them yet.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Brother,

The door on the left enters club Xposed.

The door on the right enters the Wet Spot.

I went left and got a booth on the ground level, left hand side, behind the bar area.

Sorry about that bro...

Peace, VDS[/QUOTE]No apology needed. I was just afraid that maybe I had missing out all this time! :)

Peace,

Mr 60

I have found two CAMPs in the Valley, that together I have tried five times in the last two months. I mistakenly posted reports in the Los Angeles forum before I discovered this separate forum for the Valley.

Both places advertise in CL, one of them in therapeutic services (let's call it VN1), the other in both therapeutic and occasionally erotic services (VN2). Both are in nondescript office buildings. I don't think either of them has ANY exterior sign.

The one that advertises in erotic services did not used to put any address in their ad, but now that they are advertising in therapeutic, they do show their address now and then.

Anyway, both of these places are very hit-and-miss with regard to quality. The caregivers tend to be older... I'd say young-looking 30-to-40-something range. Two have looked more like mamasans than caregivers. The last time I was at the VN2 place though, I had a spectacular, young, large-breasted caregiver, who was just amazing to look at.

For both places, the drill is the same: A different person answers the door every time I go. She takes the money and leads me to a room, then shuts the door. I disrobe, lie on the table, cover myself with the towel, and put $40 on a nearby countertop.

At that point, I get a fantastic massage. 4 of the 5 have been among the best I've ever had. The caregiver always removes the towel as soon as she enters the room. She gives me a massage, and on the flip, says something safely cryptic. (One just pointed at me and said, "Balls?" Another one pointed at me and said, "Oil?") I nod, and she gives me a nice finish. If we are short of the allotted time, she comes back after they clean me up and continue the session.

All have been polite, courteous, and thankful for the tip. I have never had an indication that more is available, and I don't seek it, but given how easy the basic rub'n'tug is, I can only assume that more *could* be available, at least some of the time. VN1 heavily advertises four-hands massage and table shower, but neither have been offered on any of my visits. (In fact, it usually seems at both places that there is only one provider available, though I sometimes hear voices outside the room during my session.)

And, as I said, the massages have been great. Better yet, two of the finishes I've received have been mind-numbingly good. I didn't think it was possible to have much of a quality range, but I don't think I've had my bar set high enough. These were exceptional; in terms of quality of effort, I'd say GFE is an insult, because I've never had a girlfriend do that good a job. (Though outside the task itself, there is ZERO sense of intimacy... sigh... you can't have it all.)

There is a new place I want to try, based on a report I saw recently from OC Man. It is also in the central valley, and is upstairs in a business plaza. I stopped by last week, and the elevator to get upstairs is apparently locked after hours. If anyone reading this thinks they know the place I'm talking about, and can confirm I'm heading in the right direction, I'd appreciate a nod.(Thanks!)

Mr. 60

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]
And, as I said, the massages have been great. Better yet, two of the finishes I've received have been mind-numbingly good. I didn't think it was possible to have much of a quality range, but I don't think I've had my bar set high enough. These were exceptional; in terms of quality of effort, I'd say GFE is an insult, because I've never had a girlfriend do that good a job. (Though outside the task itself, there is ZERO sense of intimacy... sigh... you can't have it all.)
[/QUOTE]

It's entirely possible for you to find girls that give you intimacy. Look at my rave reviews of the AMP Vlad hooked me up with. I went 2 weeks ago or so again and got pretty much a GFE from the kgal and it was fantastic. The accent is almost impenetrable but she appreciates that I try to carry on a conversation. We talk like we see each other all the time (it's only been two or three times) and I think it helps her relax and enjoy the situation more.

I find that if you don't talk, you get mechanical service. If you chitchat with them, flirt lightly, etc etc, you get a lot better of a time out of them sometimes. Also, time of day, what day you go on, and so forth have an impact. If you're going late in the day, they're tired from working so long (they work 12 hour shifts many times), if you go on the weekend they're blown out busy. If you see the same girl a few times, you build up a rapport with them and they become more comfortable around you. If you get FS going, pay attention to them, unless you're an animal like Vlad, in which case you're there to use and abuse the talent LOL.

Finally, if a woman's worked at an AMP long enough she gets mechanical. The ones that are new or fresh are the keepers. It's sad but it's the way of the business, and part of why they keep running new girls through the amps constantly.

If you can hook up the board (or more specifically senior members) with some good intel, they'll hook you up in return, even if sometimes they already know what you're sharing. You have to put your time and money in like all of us, but afterwards the situation improves dramatically.

Went to a MP in Van Nuys. Most people know where it is and if you are legit. I will give you the name if you PM me. Met up with Angelica. A Venezuelan beauty. She works on Wed. and Sat.
She is in her mid-20's and has an great body (with bolt-ons of course) and attitude. She gave me a great CBJ followed by CG. But the best thing was when I was laying some great pipe and she started to play with her clit until she came. I then turned her around and just pounded away to termination. She cleaned me up and got me some bottled water.
I've been here before and been with other Latinas. But this girl really aims to please.
.5 for mamasan and 1.0 for the full service.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]It's entirely possible for you to find girls that give you intimacy. Look at my rave reviews of the AMP Vlad hooked me up with. I went 2 weeks ago or so again and got pretty much a GFE from the kgal and it was fantastic. The accent is almost impenetrable but she appreciates that I try to carry on a conversation. We talk like we see each other all the time (it's only been two or three times) and I think it helps her relax and enjoy the situation more. [/QUOTE]

Thanks for the advice. I'm kind of in a middle ground... I absolutely don't want FS. Sometimes, a CBJ would be nice, but I'm not really looking for that either. I am a paradoxical perv-germophobe, so a handie is about all I can handle. :)

Same goes for intimacy... I don't want a machine, but I am not really looking to make friends either. I do chat a little bit, but I don't really want to get into anyone's personal life. The Olympics was a great icebreaker, because we could chat a little about China and the different regions and languages. (I discovered it is appreciated if you know that there is not a language called "Chinese"!)

So, quality of effort is really good enough for me. I don't need to cuddle afterwards, or kiss, or any of that.

Until recently, I was all about the clubs, but that whole scene has become boring and tiresome. Too much hustle, too little ROI. I prefer to leave the experience feeling pampered, not assaulted.

I will try the place I've been wanting to check out and report back here.

Mr 60

I was really interested in finding the place OC_Man reported on a few weeks ago. Where he saw Gina. I narrowed down my choices to one place, in the central valley. It is on a well-known main thoroughfare, and is on the second floor of a strip mall/office building. I had stopped by a week ago, and the place was closed. You have to take an elevator to get to it, and the elevator is locked at 8:30pm. I got there at 8:10, but figured I would give it a try. I opened the door and walked in, and the place was dark. I rang the bell, and an mildly attractive but not very sexy woman came to the front desk. "Is it too late for a 30-minute massage? " I asked. "No, " she replied, "but didn't you notice the 'closed' sign? " I had walked right in without noticing it.

So, she says, "No worries, " leads me to the room, tells me to get ready. I strip down and lie on the table. There is no towel. She comes in, starts rubbing me, then reaches between my legs and plays with my balls. "You want? " she asks and makes the universal HJ motion. I say sure, and she gives me a light sexy massage across my back, with one hand, while paying constant to my balls and crack. After 2 minutes, she has me turn over, pours on the lotion and goes to town.

This isn't a happy ending, or a happy beginning. It's just happy-and-done. I ask her, "Don't I get a massage? " and she says not this time, because they are closed, but come back and she will take care of me. Her name is Annie.

So thanks OC_Man, assuming I found the right place!

Given that she didn't even pretend to start a massage, I'm sure more is available here than a handie. I'll have to go back and look for Gina. FWIW, the parking lot of this place is scary. I wouldn't go back much later than 8:30! Lots of "characters" hanging out all around.

Oh yeah. Cover was. 4 and tip was. 4. A rip-off for the 10-12 minutes of actual service, but it was worth TOFTT to confirm that this has the most potential of the three places I've found so far mid-valley.

Am I really posting here? I moved to this side of the country over a year ago and found that the Valley, compared to where I used to live, is far from dead my friends. I live in North Hollywood and have been to 4 providers w/in the area. One is my favorite. Out of respect for our hobby, I will not disclose the location, however, PM me and we can share information. From the first time I started going to this place, I always received a decent massage from the same girl. She pays close attention to the balls and ass. Enough, that I often find myself doing a bridge/spread eagle so she can fully reach around. After about the 3rd time, I told her I wanted to massage her. She was happy to hear than and layed down, legs spread. I was massaging her stark naked, fully aroused and giving her an ass massage and even rubbing the puss. At this time, she started giving me a HJ. I proceeded to pull her pants and underware down and she was all for it. 2 minutes later, we were totally nude. She asked me if I had a condom, but I didn't. However, she gave me a HJ while I straddled her stomach. Needless to say, everytime I go there, I am always prepared. 4 at the door and another. 4-. 6 depending on what I get.

Whats up fellow mongers, havent posted in a while. Been busy with work trying to earn a living, with little to no extra income to blow on the hobby.

I wanted to give you all a heads up though that there is a bunch of new spots opening up here in Simi Valley. Some experiences I had so far, where not much worth reporting about. Few months back was driving and noticed a new little hole in the wall place. Figured I would stop by and window shop a bit. Walked in, was a room with 2 closed doors, camera in the corner of the room, 2 couches, business cards, and a coffee table. I grabbed a business card and sat down for a minute. No one came out, probably busy with other customers so I split. My other experience was few months backed, checked out this new amp that had just opened. Me and a friend went there it was right near closing, mamasan was an older, unattractive woman, we asked if anyone else was working, she said no, we split.

I will report more when I know more, be safe all.

There are a couple places in SV where you can get an exceptional massage and leave with a smile on your face, and with a youger provider (mid 20's), but you have to shop a lot till you find it. Many AMPs are very careful and really need to know you before they get too carried away. But there is variety to be had if you shop a bit.

Cozy (for those who know of it by name) is crap. I saw June there last week and her attitude is the only thing worse than her moves. I'm a pretty nice guy and didn't do anything impolite. Maybe others among you have had better experiences there, but I won't be going back.

Does anyone have information on a new (I think) MP that has both aisan and latina staff in northridge on reseda? I walked in and a petite latina walked into the room near the entrance and an aisan chick came out and said .5 I asked if there are any latinas. She said yes but that she already has a customer. The place did not look like just a HJ type of place but a FS. Unfortunetly I was running late to an appointment so I could not wait for her to come out. If anybody has information about this place please PM me. Also if anbody want more information about the exact location, I can PM the information.