Massage Parlor Reports

Been to a couple of places over the last few months, just dumping all the reports on one post here.

Harmony in Shoreview. Been there twice, the first time I left happy. Already reported on them then. Went back a second time, different lady, had my sign my name before the massage. Thought that was weird. Sheet between the legs the whole time, no teasing, but a pretty good massage. No extras offered, as I was leaving she asks for a tip. I give her 10 and she wanted more. I told her you help me more I help you more LOL. Didn't get a name for either lady.

Vita Day Spa in Shoreview. Good massage, a bit of teasing. Sheet on as I flipped. Eventually she started massaging around near my crotch over the sheet. I put my hand on her ass. She said "you want here?" Let me touch but only over the clothes. Left happy. Didn't get her name.

Maple Leaf. Been there twice before. My third visit got a nice looking lady. Nice massage, nice teasing. On the flip she lifted her shirt and let me grope her tits. Left happy. Asked for her name and thought she said Amy. Went again for my fourth visit. Called ahead and asked for Amy. They said no Amy work here. Realizing now after reading your reports her name is probably Ivy. Anyways, got there, paid the house fee and got in the room. Different lady comes in from who I paid. She was cute and petite wearing yoga pants. She asked what pressure I want and I told her hard is good. I guess I was making too much noise because she stopped and asked if I was okay. I told her yeah it's fine keep going. But I feel like she kinda gave up and half assed the rest of it. I heard a another monger come in and loudly ask about Mia. Girl that was massaging me left the room for a bit, so I'm assuming she was Mia? Anyways she came back in and had me flip. Sheet was on, she asked if I had been there before. I told her yes a couple times. She motioned toward my crotch and I told her yes. Left happy. Session was a bit short, paid for an hour and was in and out in 40 minutes. As I was leaving I handed her 40 for the tip. She looked kind of offended so I offered her another 20 and she just pushed my hand away. Idk man.

Lastly I went to Jade in Minnetonka. Didn't call ahead or schedule online but when I got there I recognized Jenny from the pics on the website. She is cute and super petite. During the massage she was on the table with me almost the whole time. Either sitting between my legs or leaning over me. She even used her knees to massage my back and ass. As she was doing my legs she would alternate between squeezing my calves and using her thumbs on my upper thigh / lower ass cheeks. I lifted up and moaned a bit to give her the signal but she never reached down to tease. Sheet on during the flip. Did my neck, shoulders, feet. Then gently rubbing my chest she said finish. I pointed down and said here too? She told me no. I smiled and said okay. Got dressed, paid, left. Not sure if things would change on repeat visits or if another provider there would do HE. Jenny is super cute though I was hoping to get lucky with her. Oh well. The massage was awesome.

I haven't posted in a long time. I had a knee replacement surgery and that slowed me down. I am back to normal now and feeling good.

I went to Trudy's today. First time at their new location in Burnsville. Yes I haven't been at Trudy's in a while. I was in the area, so why not check out their new location.

The massage was mediocre at best. I did get level 1 service. At the end I gave her $40 for a tip. I upped the tip to $50. She next time she wanted $60 for a tip.

Lets just say I will not be going back.

I can get a better massage and level 1 for less.

Have a couple of reports of my visits to Harmony in Wayzata. My first times there, both were pretty strange in different ways.

Visit 1, I get there and older woman 50's at least greets me, takes my $100 up front (yea I know, spendy but options on NW / W side of cities are limited as are my opportunities to get one) and walks me to a room. Few min later she comes in and starts. I did all the signs along the way, but was getting nothing, no teasing at all. I had given up, but then on the flip, she was getting close to the boys again, so I gave a few more signs, and she just started working it for me without another word. I was a little slow getting to the finish, and was kinda helping her, so she pulled her hand away. I got myself close then pointed and asked for help, which she obliged, but the whole time seemed not very happy to be doing it. I finish, clean up and when I tip on the way out, she again looks just annoyed.

Visit 2, I make an appointment, go in with intention of asking for someone else if possible, if not, was going to see how visit 2 went with older lady. Same older lady greets and says "you want Lucy? I happily exclaim 'yep!' not even knowing who Lucy is. Get on table, 15 min wait. I hear what I presume to be Lucy arrive onsite and talk to older woman for a minute, Lucy comes in (younger lady, seemed 20's but maybe 30's), is very apologetic and friendly, and immediately starts massage with lots of teasing! I give all the signs to be sure, teasing throughout, I'm all excited for the flip, flip comes. And nothing. I touch it a bit and ask her if she would help, she says no, she will get in trouble, pointing to the door, presumably the older lady that I got the first time. I said, wait, she did it for me last time I was in! Lucy shakes her head "noooo", I'm like uh yea, she absolutely did, I promise, but just left it at that, and went for the diy since was clear she was not going to help, but during diy, she let me touch over clothes np, which seems weird she was happy to oblige that, but not the L1.

I can't figure out the dynamic there where older lady will L1 begrudgingly, but tells the younger girl not to. Either way, don't think I'll go back.

Over in Circle Pines, cute enough, super skinny.

But a Nada, Nuffin, Big Layed Egg, Zero, Zilch.

Put on the list of a so so massage. I actually think I fell asleep. Kinda like someone rubbing your back to sleep the entire time and that was the hard pressure.

[QUOTE=QuantumFlux359;7177131]Have a couple of reports of my visits to Harmony in Wayzata. My first times there, both were pretty strange in different ways.

Visit 1, I get there and older woman 50's at least greets me, takes my $100 up front (yea I know, spendy but options on NW / W side of cities are limited as are my opportunities to get one) and walks me to a room. Few min later she comes in and starts. I did all the signs along the way, but was getting nothing, no teasing at all. I had given up, but then on the flip, she was getting close to the boys again, so I gave a few more signs, and she just started working it for me without another word. I was a little slow getting to the finish, and was kinda helping her, so she pulled her hand away. I got myself close then pointed and asked for help, which she obliged, but the whole time seemed not very happy to be doing it. I finish, clean up and when I tip on the way out, she again looks just annoyed.

Visit 2, I make an appointment, go in with intention of asking for someone else if possible, if not, was going to see how visit 2 went with older lady. Same older lady greets and says "you want Lucy? I happily exclaim 'yep!' not even knowing who Lucy is. Get on table, 15 min wait. I hear what I presume to be Lucy arrive onsite and talk to older woman for a minute, Lucy comes in (younger lady, seemed 20's but maybe 30's), is very apologetic and friendly, and immediately starts massage with lots of teasing! I give all the signs to be sure, teasing throughout, I'm all excited for the flip, flip comes. And nothing. I touch it a bit and ask her if she would help, she says no, she will get in trouble, pointing to the door, presumably the older lady that I got the first time. I said, wait, she did it for me last time I was in! Lucy shakes her head "noooo", I'm like uh yea, she absolutely did, I promise, but just left it at that, and went for the diy since was clear she was not going to help, but during diy, she let me touch over clothes np, which seems weird she was happy to oblige that, but not the L1.

I can't figure out the dynamic there where older lady will L1 begrudgingly, but tells the younger girl not to. Either way, don't think I'll go back.[/QUOTE]I sent you a PM.

[QUOTE=AppleCracker09;7176285]I stopped in on 1/21 for a massage, but the $ was too steep. Everything was normal, but a lot can happen. I made my way down to Li massage again for a fun time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7171207]Anyone have any updates on this? Could be any number of reasons I suppose.[/QUOTE]I messaged and I was told it is closed for renovations and will be closed for awhile.

Hi everyone, I stop by vita day spa in Shoreview a few times last week and the door and sign lock and closed. Is it just wrong timing or has something happened? Is my only spot that is near me that is guaranteed an L1 with an above average massage. I also recently spotted an ad on Skipthegames Thai Massage in Crystal and not the one in maple grove. I seen someone posted a comment that say is legit but that was back in 2022. Any one recent been at Thai massage in crystal please pm me or post if legit or guaranteed.

[QUOTE=DJamesX001;7169515]Anyone dm me if you had good experience at Jade, I will share ssf one intel as well.[/QUOTE]Sorry no updates as I didn't pull the trigger yet. I didn't have a text convo with the scheduler. Was told that Jenny "might" be ok with a DIY but "we don't do anything illegal like Rose Massage".

Wow, they actually opened another AMP right by the other AMP. Crazy. I think the one right by the DMV will stay legit. Too many high schooler and parents goes there for sports massages.

But this one may have to step up to stay in business LOL.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;7177778]Over in Circle Pines, cute enough, super skinny.

But a Nada, Nuffin, Big Layed Egg, Zero, Zilch.

Put on the list of a so so massage. I actually think I fell asleep. Kinda like someone rubbing your back to sleep the entire time and that was the hard pressure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;7179891]Wow, they actually opened another AMP right by the other AMP. Crazy. I think the one right by the DMV will stay legit. Too many high schooler and parents goes there for sports massages.

But this one may have to step up to stay in business LOL.[/QUOTE]The shop by the DMV has always been legit, except for a few months in the spring / summer of 2015.

[QUOTE=CashMoney27;7179521]Hi everyone, I stop by vita day spa in Shoreview a few times last week and the door and sign lock and closed. Is it just wrong timing or has something happened? Is my only spot that is near me that is guaranteed an L1 with an above average massage. I also recently spotted an ad on Skipthegames Thai Massage in Crystal and not the one in maple grove. I seen someone posted a comment that say is legit but that was back in 2022. Any one recent been at Thai massage in crystal please pm me or post if legit or guaranteed.[/QUOTE]I only tried that Thai once, which was 1-2 years ago and nothing; massage wasn't amazing, but solid job.

Has anyone tried AA Massage in Roseville. Google reviews seem all over the place.

Hello, stop by ban sabai and did not get lucky, is it legit? Doesn't seem worth it with how much it cost.

[QUOTE=Cermic1;7182126]Has anyone tried AA Massage in Roseville. Google reviews seem all over the place.[/QUOTE]Went there once last year. Massage was ok, but it was DIY only. Never went back.

[QUOTE=Cermic1;7182126]Has anyone tried AA Massage in Roseville. Google reviews seem all over the place.[/QUOTE]Looks there has been a name change, used to be called Diamond Star Spa. Perhaps the worst AMP in the Twin Cities. I once got a one handed massage while the girl watched a movie on her phone. Four trips. DIY four times.

I wish this place as better, because the location is convenient for me. I will never go again.