Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Studdyk;3642137]If you want a hot MILF, go see Cici or Nene at Simply Pho Foot Massage.[/QUOTE]Went to Simple Pho last weekend looking for Cici, who hadn't come in yet. Got Nene who was ok and got the job done, but I got spoiled by Cici for some reason. But Nene is cute and competent and I had no complaints.

Cici came in to the place about halfway into my session and I could hear her complaining to one of the other ladies there about various things (I understand just enough Mandarin to keep me out of trouble, LOL). She is one hell of a Chinese Princess, that's fo sho.

Sunshine has closed down, but I could not find their new location so I ended up finding one of their old ads and called the number. The lady on the phone told me that they had moved across the street to the second floor. I asked if it was to the Royal Massage location and she said yes.

I got there and the front desk woman was not the same girl that used to work at Sunshine so I was suspicious. I paid my $35 for the hour and the lady had me go with one of the girls that was standing out in front with her. I asked her if I could choose the girl (something they would always let me do at Sunshine), but she refused. The two girls I was able to see at the new location where very plain so I asked for my money back and left.

I ended up going to Puente Spa. I'd never been there though I've heard good things.

There was only 1 girl available when I got there, so I just took her sight unseen because I just wanted to nut. Her name is Tina a mid-40's asian woman with hard fake books and an ok face. Her enthusiasm was a 10, her body and face a 6. 5 to 7. Did the deed and left.

As I was walking out of the room with her, I spotted a HOT asian chick in the hall. Tina noticed that I was staring at her so he introduced me. It was Juju. She is HOT!, like model hot!. She had a nice body and gorgeous face. I will definitely come back to Puente and get Juju, though I think you need to make an appointment (from what I've read).

Was let down at another shop so I headed over to Simple to see if I could seed Nene (she's kind of cute despite being in her 40's, and her BJ skills are amazing).

It was 3 PM and despite having the "Open" sign on and the dark SUVs being parked in the lot out front, the doors were locked.

I guess you guys were keeping the ladies busy.

I left and headed to Puente.

After a disappointing session with XiangXiang (see post [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7082-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews[/URL]), I still needed a proper release.

Saw an admin BP for a massage in Arcadia at 7 x and. Santa Anita Ave.

Went in. Rang the bell. A lady in her 40's comes to the front.

Not hot, but not fugly. Nice slender body.

So, I asked how many girls were working.

She said it was just her and another girl working.

Turns out she would be my masseuse.

I disrobe and wait for to come back.

She comes back and leaves the door 3/4 closed.

Bad sign.

I try to feel her up. Not receptive.

After several attempts I realize it ain't happening.

Especially, when I flipped over, she semi-freaked out.

I left and gave her a $10 tip for a somewhat legit massage.

Avoid this place any other MP in Arcadia.

Arcadia police must really be cracking down on them.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3642494]Yikes.

Thanks for helping me dodge a bullet.[/QUOTE]I didn't realize she'd moved again. I liked when she was at the motel. She's probably the highest volume worker I've visited. Pretty rough looking, but I'll probably seed that well worn hole at least one more time, as an early Christmas gift to her.

[QUOTE=VolvoBen;3642620]Was let down at another shop so I headed over to Simple to see if I could seed Nene (she's kind of cute despite being in her 40's, and her BJ skills are amazing).

It was 3 PM and despite having the "Open" sign on and the dark SUVs being parked in the lot out front, the doors were locked.

I guess you guys were keeping the ladies busy.

I left and headed to Puente.[/QUOTE]Have you ever thought that they were actually closed? Just saying, that place never locks doors when open. Any one have a clue if something might have happened badly?

PC out.

[QUOTE=Studdyk;3642134]Seriously, avoid the kissing expert.

She's in her 40's. Old and haggard.

Not even in a MILFy way.[/QUOTE]Dude, she's in her 50's LOL.

I saw her a couple times and was ok. Decent tude and all that but its worn out.

PC out.

Been meaning to try Simple Pho for a long time now, especially to pop my BB BJ / FS cherry, but it is really out of my way so I haven't had the chance.

Does anyone know if they ever do it BB on a first-timer or do you have to visit several times for the providers to trust you?

[QUOTE=VolvoBen;3642620]Was let down at another shop so I headed over to Simple to see if I could seed Nene (she's kind of cute despite being in her 40's, and her BJ skills are amazing).

It was 3 PM and despite having the "Open" sign on and the dark SUVs being parked in the lot out front, the doors were locked.

I guess you guys were keeping the ladies busy.

I left and headed to Puente.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KevAmps;3646166]Been meaning to try Simple Pho for a long time now, especially to pop my BB BJ / FS cherry, but it is really out of my way so I haven't had the chance.
Does anyone know if they ever do it BB on a first-timer or do you have to visit several times for the providers to trust you?[/QUOTE]Got BBFS on my first and only visit.

Just tell Cici you know the deal.

[QUOTE=KevAmps;3646166]Does anyone know if they ever do it BB on a first-timer or do you have to visit several times for the providers to trust you?[/QUOTE]You've got nothing to worry about. On my first visit after confirming that I had never been there before, the provider made a halfhearted effort to reach for a cover before I waved her off.

If you've ever seen the Geico "Alligator Arms" commercial then you'll understand.

Have not lived in So Ca for years could someone tell me how where this place is and how it works? In Hawaii the a foot massage spa is frequented by both men and women and the extras are provided in a room with a thin curtain only a few feet from where the men and women are in the massage chairs. A bit uncomfortable for me.

[QUOTE=HiloBoy;3646839]Have not lived in So Ca for years could someone tell me how where this place is and how it works? In Hawaii the a foot massage spa is frequented by both men and women and the extras are provided in a room with a thin curtain only a few feet from where the men and women are in the massage chairs. A bit uncomfortable for me.[/QUOTE]What you described is pretty much how Simple Pho is set up. Many of the foot massage places here have the public area only feet away (I made a funny!) from the curtained body massage rooms where all the fun happens. The first few times I was very intimidated and was sure that everyone could hear me. Now I just don't care who hears or who doesn't.

If that type of environment is uncomfortable for you then I'd recommend trying regular massage & acupuncture places that only offer private rooms, either with a real door or at least a long curtain. And in many of those places the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling so there is a foot or more gap than transmits sounds beautifully. Just so ya know.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3647266]What you described is pretty much how Simple Pho is set up. Many of the foot massage places here have the public area only feet away (I made a funny!) from the curtained body massage rooms where all the fun happens. The first few times I was very intimidated and was sure that everyone could hear me. Now I just don't care who hears or who doesn't.[/QUOTE]It could be worse. I once went to a fly by night massage parlor in West Covina carved out of a small office suite. They put six standard office cubicles and high massage tables in one room. During my session every employee and customer in the joint walked by at least once to watch my chubby latina therapist jerk me off.

[QUOTE=Sriracha;3647340]It could be worse. I once went to a fly by night massage parlor in West Covina carved out of a small office suite. They put six standard office cubicles and high massage tables in one room. During my session every employee and customer in the joint walked by at least once to watch my chubby latina therapist jerk me off.[/QUOTE]That would turn me on. I am an exhibitionist and a voyeur. I love to watch sex, and I love to be watched.

Tried it and it's just like most places manned by over 40 plus Chinese gals. Ok Massagi, some but play but I've had better and way more in my regular places. Say the whole lineup upon exiting and not really any to come back for IMHO.

PC out.