Ode to the plastic surgeon!
75,000 miles and the bolts on look great!
Is this one for real?
So Glad my buddy didn't report earlier
My buddy stopped at a Circle K one night on his way to the gym, needed to get gas, literally on E. Noticed this blonde (Amy) sitting in a white jeep, but sitting comfortable, as if was waiting on someone, not like someone getting gas. My buddy got his gas and noticed she was looking over his way and he looked back at her. She said something but he acted like he couldn't hear her so he could walk over and get a better look. When he got there he noticed a tiny little spinner with some tats and some really really short shorts. She said her jeep was out of gas and needed some cash to get home. My buddy has read the rules of the land so he thought he would take a shot. He told her there was a bank across the street and if she got in the car that they could go get some money (even though there was ATM inside gas station). She agreed and got in the car, at this point my buddy was comfortable knowing he was in charge. He asked how much she needed and she said whatever he would spare and that in doing so would get the best BJ he every had. The girl seemed to be attracted to my buddy, sure this helped. He got 40 from the atm and gave it to her and then drove to a dark parking lot. They hopped in the back seat and she took her top off, nice little tits, he played with them, got hard and she went to down. It was an experience to remember forever. She gave her real name to him and phone number and said to call her sometime. My buddy looked her number up and saw she had ads on BP and thought, "Damn, thought she was just down on her luck, but instead found out she was a "working" girl". My buddy wanted to post this but didn't because he felt his situation was too unique and would maybe come across as a good review when in fact she may not be. He caught her at the right time, and she had obviously had some candy that night.
I was thinking about calling her again sometime because my buddy said she was really into the BBBJCIM and even went low, under the balls. She mentioned next time my buddy should invite her over to his house. I'm glad he didn't, could have been a set up. If my buddy would have reported this, others may have thought she was good to go and that wouldn't be good. He also didn't report because he really didn't meet her on BP, he thought he just kinda "got lucky". I guess he did.
[QUOTE=Bill727;2139497]The links below are to two of the biggest thieves and game players I have ever seen in my 30 year experience with street girls.
The first one's real name is Amy calls herself Kimmie on BP. She let me and her girlfriend CiCi get started alone with what turned out to be a cock block BBBJ, CiCi playing the cock blocker with her compressed lips and asking Amy through the door what was going on.
Zero attention to me. A completely frustrating experience punctuated with the most ridiculous questions she could think of to avoid working for her money.
Once I open the door Amy is just coming back through the front door of my condo. (she had wiped out my bathroom of all shampoo, axe body wash (2) .
3 bars of soap, my new $25 dollar razors, toothpaste, mouthwash, 3 bottles of expensive cologne, basically anything she or her drama driver with a totally busted out white jeep needed and would rather steal it then buy it like I had too. (wonder how windshield got busted, right).
Here is Amy " Kimmy " totally shot out emotional vampire who sleeps 2 x per week.
[url]http://tampa.Backpage.Com/femaleescorts/wow-lk-sexy-pettite-blonde-a-must-see-28-28/12306144[/url]
Here is Candy " Cici " who has a list of the dumbest possible questions to ask a guy in an arrangement such as backpage.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-cici-me-sexyfunready2nite-new-pics-ask-about-specials-24/12649407[/URL]
You have been warned.[/QUOTE]
She is the girl in the pics
[QUOTE=MongerMan90;2154211]At least we don't have to worry if she's the girl in the pics.[/QUOTE]Thats the one Taylor aka Callie tried to set me up with. Her "older" friend. Although these are an improvement from what she sent me. I ain't touching it.
Considering her post has been up a few days now, somebody must be calling. Ewww.
Diane little spinner bait
Was feeling the urge and wasn't really thinking. I called up Diane from BP. Couldn't find any reviews so I was nervous but it's Wednesday night not much going on. She showed up with her "driver" big pick up truck had a hard time finding the place. I had allot of red flags going off but I said fuck it and brought her inside. I dreamt I put 80 down for FS. She tried to put rubber on for BBBJ I said come on now. I dreamt I threw down another 20. Frustrated with myself I grabbed her head and BBBJ. Lasted about 5 minutes she said come on my pussy is tight. I said I really explored with my fingers. Indeed it was she said I'm 19. I said I believe you. Nice tight pussy definitely 19 her pussy was a little hairy she had a nice body nice tittoes no stretch marks and all her teeth. She rushed a little but def got the job done. Wasn't happy I had to drop a president but you can't win them all. Will repeat if no other option or extremely drunk.
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[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/diane-new-on-the-block-20/12492681[/URL]
