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I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?

[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]"I was driving down the road and had to take a wicked shit, this was the closest, non gas station place I saw."

Everyone understands explosive diarreha.

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[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]I had to use their free WiFi.

[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]I bet that would work!

I finally had the chance to see our AA of the board and all I can say is "addicting".

We took notes on all the room furniture and even against the wall, she likes being picked up.

Great way to end the work week and I can't wait to take notes with her again.

[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]What about. "Margret, Margret Johnson, What the hell are you doing here?"

I knew a guy that was an engineer for an HVAC company that had this happen to him. He said his company used hotel rooms to run tests in prototype equipment. The person that caught him wound up buying upgrades for his commercial building!

I've always remembered this and try to think of something my business does that could have possibly brought me out there.

Any kind of building construction / maintenance should be easy.

Any supplies you sell?

Salesman etc. "Picking up a prospect / client from out of town I thought was staying here. Must have got the wrong [insert hotel chain here]. Can't talk, got to go find him before our Tee time"

IT Guy. "my company / client has a guest in 306 that needs to connect remotely to our office and can't figure it out"

Or if all else fails, the "I had to shit" probably works pretty good in a pinch (especially if you just crapped your pants running into them).

Unfortunately, I don't think ANYTHING can save you if your walking out of Jordans or Crystal's or WallyWorld. If anybody has a great idea for that, PLEASE share!

[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]Chap, I think the biggest risk is you were wrong in thinking you got away before being seen by someone you know. If I saw someone who knew me I would for sure go up to them and say, "Hi." That right there confirms I'm okay being seen in that hotel. I wouldn't be too quick to make an excuse, either. It sounds defensive. Let them be defensive with some phoney excuse to you.

[QUOTE=Indy Chap; 1269235]I was coming out of a hotel last month and saw someone I knew, who did not see me. As I drove away in my panic, I couldn't think of one goddamned "good" excuse to explain to this person why I was in that hotel / motel in the first place.

Has anyone come up with anything that works?[/QUOTE]Everyone knows that the only possible explanation for being seen at a hotel is that you were having illicit sex with an escort.

All kidding aside, you say the same thing you would say anywhere."Hi, how're you doing?" If they should ask what the hell you're doing there (which, by the way, is NEVER going to happen) , you would say you were tending to some business, which happens to be the truth. People meet to do that at hotels, although their business is usually less fun to tend to.

I have to admit I like the diarrhea excuse. Because I'm a ham, if pressed for an explanation of my presence at the hotel, I would abruptly excuse myself midway in the conversation to say I had to go back and finish what I'd already started.

That's happened in real life, so I think I could pull it off.

As always, thank you for your collective wisdom.

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PM me for digits!

[QUOTE=Glue Czar; 1270359]Megan, the elusive one is back in INdy for a while. If you can get past solme of here drama. She is HOT!

PM me for digits![/QUOTE]Good to see you posts. I've been wanting to call her for a couple of weeks but recall the drama. It was like only 1 out of 3 attempts would work out. Is she better or do I have to try 3 times before success.

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