Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AdobeJames;6690368]"The opposite of poor" Spa, on Sepulveda.[/QUOTE]Rich Spa on Sepulveda. Pretty straightforward info.

It's been a minute since I've indulged in the parlor scene. I don't have the time or will power like I used to, so I find myself not as participatory as I used to be. But it's hard for me to resist a latina MILF. According to the photos from their craigslist advertisements, that seemed to be the type of provider you'd get on CL ads that are listed as "relaxing massage" or "amazing massage".

They're located in a medical office building on Ventura near Corbin, south side of the street. I texted Maria (might have been Mariana, she was mumbling her way though out phone conversation) and set up a time. 1 hr for 1. 00. I arrived and entered through the parking lot, located behind the building. They're working out of a small office space with three smaller rooms inside. I recognized the other masseuse from their craiglist ads. All Latina MILF types. You can see her photos in the link I've posted below.

Maria appears to be in her 40's with some serious hips & ass going on. To die for. She showed me the room and told me to get comfortable. I laid face down with a sorry excuse for a towel barely covering my ass. She asked me how hard I liked my massage (I like mine pretty rough) and she went to town. It felt really really great and she worked out some serious knots I had in my back. As the massage progressed, she had me flip and was massively disappointed when she did no teasing or offered anything extra on the flip.

She simply asked if I had enjoyed it and then told me to get dressed then walked out. Can't complain because I left feeling like a million bucks but was disappointed to not have any kind of finish from the hot latina mom type. Total damage was 1. 40 including tip.

- RnR.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/hws/d/tarzana-amazing-massage/7691136550.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;6691368]It's been a minute since I've indulged in the parlor scene. I don't have the time or will power like I used to, so I find myself not as participatory as I used to be. But it's hard for me to resist a latina MILF. According to the photos from their craigslist advertisements, that seemed to be the type of provider you'd get on CL ads that are listed as "relaxing massage" or "amazing massage".

They're located in a medical office building on Ventura near Corbin, south side of the street. I texted Maria (might have been Mariana, she was mumbling her way though out phone conversation) and set up a time. 1 hr for 1. 00. I arrived and entered through the parking lot, located behind the building. They're working out of a small office space with three smaller rooms inside. I recognized the other masseuse from their craiglist ads. All Latina MILF types. You can see her photos in the link I've posted below.

Maria appears to be in her 40's with some serious hips & ass going on. To die for. She showed me the room and told me to get comfortable. I laid face down with a sorry excuse for a towel barely covering my ass. She asked me how hard I liked my massage (I like mine pretty rough) and she went to town. It felt really really great and she worked out some serious knots I had in my back. As the massage progressed, she had me flip and was massively disappointed when she did no teasing or offered anything extra on the flip.

She simply asked if I had enjoyed it and then told me to get dressed then walked out. Can't complain because I left feeling like a million bucks but was disappointed to not have any kind of finish from the hot latina mom type. Total damage was 1. 40 including tip.

- RnR.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/hws/d/tarzana-amazing-massage/7691136550.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Always wondered, now we know. Thanks for TOFFT.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6692059]Always wondered, now we know. Thanks for TOFFT.[/QUOTE]Been wondering about that one too. Did you try for more?

[QUOTE=ShunkLeesh;6693188]Been wondering about that one too. Did you try for more?[/QUOTE]I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.

[QUOTE=Hitman13;6686674]So I made visit to "The opposite of Poor" Spa in Mission Hills based off a tip that the same JoJo from Sun Beauty in Van Nuys was there. Tipped turned out to be spot on.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. Been looking for a place a little closer with good talent. I stopped in last week and was greeted by Linda. Cute little thing with nice C cups and a firm ass. Did the whole gammet of positions which included a nice long BBJ to start things off. Will def be back!

LB.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;6693688]I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.[/QUOTE]As others said thanks for TOFTT. Those types of posts are annoying, they clearly know they're going to attract guys like us. I was eyeing those posts as well, thanks for saving a lot of us $. If you have any spots you're eyeing let us know and we can TOFTRnR.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;6693688]I asked her if she provided anything extra and said I'd be willing to leave her a really good tip. She told me that she didn't offer anything more than the massage as advertised. Wondering if the sort of sexiness of the pics is to attract clientele much like Joanna in Van Nuys does.

- RnR.[/QUOTE]To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;6695676]To be fair I have gotten HE from her a few times now.[/QUOTE]It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;6695719]It's not like you'd want more than a HJ from her unless you're a chubby chaser.

Better options out there.[/QUOTE]Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;6696699]Better options, I agree. But chubby? We must be talking about two different Joannas. At this point, she's my proverbial white whale. She keeps getting away from me.

- RnR.[/QUOTE]Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6697540]Is she chubby or a whale? This site is very confusing.

Oh wait. . . .

It's the edible.

Never mind.[/QUOTE]Not something I'd be going down on. [URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;6697777]Not something I'd be going down on. [URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...691136550.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;6698594]That's not Joanna, that's another ad I was checking out.

- RnR.[/QUOTE]Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;6698653]Ok, well I guess the whole thread started on this ad, so not sure what's what but all good. LOL.[/QUOTE]At least three providers run similar looking ads on CL, but there might be only two, or maybe four. Pictures are just alluring enough to at least call (I did). You won't get any extras, but maybe you will, if you can get into the building at all (via Pee Em Reviews), which apparently you sometimes can't.

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