Service for a dirty old bastard
I RTFF and I know YMMV goes without saying. But will these sexy AMP girls service and old 55 year old like me? Rimming and BLS and all the shit I always read about? My best years are clearly behind me, I am no 30 year old Tom Cruise, but still in decent shape. I don't know that I would go to an AMP if I was twenty something, as I would be banging my own gf. I have always wondered about my age and it has kept me from totally partaking in the AMP scene. My First two experiences, at Pine Tree years ago, and Smile Spa (I think) did not go well. An un-attractive Korean named Ruby at both places (different woman) left me so uninspired that I didn't even nut. I swore off the scene after that. But reading about all the shit that happens with reviews with these hotties make me want to take the plunge again. Older mongers PM if you like.
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Sexy Yuna is Back in the Mix
[QUOTE=Darkalterego;3442547]Reports and reviews have been posted regarding Yuna's age. Let me state up front that normally I prefer younger women around 20's and 30's. Yuna is about in her early 40's or perhaps a not so good late 30's. I find it unlikely being her ethnicity. I was a bit surprised when she came in. However, age had little to do with it. Her skin was a nice golden tan and her hair had bronze blonde highlights. While she is a bit on the more mature side, I wouldn't let that deter you as she is still good looking for whatever she actually is. Someone best described her as a Kobe Tai. I would certainly concur. Kobe was getting out of porn by the time I started viewing it. So if she had remained in the game I'm sure Yuna would be like Kobe Tai's near doppelganger or something.
Anyway, the session was great, and it started out with an awesome nuru sesh in the TS with a preview of what to expect; some slippery side and BBBJ. This was definitely a great warm up for the real show. When we got back to the room, we started with a bit of LFK. She asked if I wanted a cover. I declined. I had already knew she was game for some BBFS. A bit tight at first but once Yuna got into it, it was great, and I knew she was up for it. The small (big) brain was not disappointed. We started with some CG and ACG, switched up for some DS but not for very long. She's got some back even if not much. This is the part that reminded me of Kobe Tai when I was pounding her. We switched it up for some MISH. She wanted me to fuck her and I did not disappoint. So fuck her I did until finally blowing pretty deep, CIP; what an amazing feeling.
Yuna's got the experience for sure, and so she knew how to take care of me. Afterwards, we talked a bit about how many guys don't take care of their balls. LOL She was referring to how sometimes you just need to let them air out to they don't overheat. So, she's knowledgeable, conversational, and friendly. That's all I like in a provider to be honest. Although, she's a bit mature for my taste, she was still a pretty good session for me.
Will I repeat? Certainly. However, there are others I'd like to try beforehand; Sasha (if she comes back) is still my go to chick at Happiness.
Menu: TS, nuru, p2 p, LFK, DFK, FIV, BBFS / CG, ACG, DS, MISH, CIP.
Looks: B- If Kobe Tai stayed in the game as a provider, Yuna would be her; a fine wine of a woman w / golden tanned skin and golden blone highlights.
Attitude: A She accommodated me with no hesitation.
Service: A+ She aims to please and is quite the conversationalist who's experienced at what she does and knowledgeable.
AMP rating this session: A+ - It was relatively quiet up until the near end of my time with Yuna.
Session: 1st week of June.[/QUOTE]Yuna is looking VERY sexy with a new look!! And she back in the mix starting tomorrow!!
Re: "Service for a dirty old bastard"
[QUOTE=Moonman757;3444136] I RTFF and I know YMMV goes without saying. But will these sexy AMP girls service an old 55 year old like me? Rimming and BLS and all the shit I always read about? My best years are clearly behind me, I am no 30 year old Tom Cruise, but still in decent shape. I don't know that I would go to an AMP if I was twenty something, as I would be banging my own gf. I have always wondered about my age and it has kept me from totally partaking in the AMP scene. My First two experiences, at Pine Tree years ago, and Smile Spa (I think) did not go well. An un-attractive Korean named Ruby at both places (different woman) left me so uninspired that I didn't even nut. I swore off the scene after that. But reading about all the shit that happens with reviews with these hotties make me want to take the plunge again. Older mongers PM if you like.[/QUOTE]Go for it! That fat old bastard Redneck is older than you, and unlike you he's not "still in decent shape," yet he's continued to have lots of fun at AMPs. Here are four suggestions to try to maximize your pleasure: be a very clean "dirty old bastard" (clean body, clean genitals, clean mouth, etc., but a dirty mind, lol); use personality, charm and friendliness to your advantage (Red doesn't have much, but he does apply what he has); try to treat AMP providers with the same respect you would want if you were in that occupation; and develop a habit of writing detailed reports (which may give providers more incentive to provide you with a satisfying session and avoid poor performance).