Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1945426]Recently on dayshift I went to a club that'll be nameless for reasons soon revealed. I self-parked but paid the valet as usual, 7 plus tip. There were a couple of dudes at the bar, couple more at a table. Saw only a few girls. Maybe some were hiding in back? Busy in the VIP? I couldn't tell. I occupied a booth, which is free at this club.

A busty brunette shot girl, whose name I didn't catch, joined me in the booth, and we chit-chatted about the holidays while amazon blondie shook her nice ass and dee-cups on the main stage. Blondie came over after her set. We talked about physical regimen, recounted our past, and ended up going back for what was previously an off-menu item with her (BBBJCIM). Although a bit rushed, the technique was very good, and it really hit the spot. I might repeat, though she's not the best in this club in my experience so far (though I'm open to mind-changing experiences with this one). Damage was 80 plus a cheap bastard tip of 5. I'd have handed over a 10 gladly if one had presented itself in my pocket, but I only had the 5 and a 20, and I didn't want to get carried away. Plus, there's no guarantee of a tip. A peeler is not like a waitress. She's not delivering someone else's product primarily for a gratuity. She's a direct provider of a service for an agreed upon fee. Tipping is optional.

Rewind. As I was heading back I saw a recent favorite ebony dream girl take the stage. Damn. She was the best (in my totally made up experience). Wished I'd seen her earlier. Don't know where she'd been hiding. But at that point I'd made the deal with blondie and wasn't inclined to go through with the assholery of reneging.

Fast forward. On my way out the door, ebony dream girl says Hello,, and let's me know she's mad at me for telling tall tales about her online. It's probably a good thing I ran into blondie first. Ebony dream girl might not have been in the mood today. But I'm hoping she might be next time, once I've expunged the record of my foul lies about her.[/QUOTE]

After removing the above referenced post about the ebony dream girl, asking everyone else who referenced that report to remove their posts (so that there would be no record of it in quotes), and following up with this generic narrative that leaves both the club and the peelers nameless, I thought I'd drop in and see what the climate in the place would be like. Would I enjoy a reception any warmer than my previous sendoff?

Um, no. Far from it. Apparently ebony dream girl told amazon blondie about the this nameless report about her. So, this time blondie was pissed at me, and she stopped by more than once to let me know that she was pissed, interrupting what might otherwise have been a pleasant time with the girl whose company I was trying to enjoy. WTF? This story can hardly be called a report about HER. It doesn't even name the club, and only talks about an "amazon blondie," which could just as easily have been the other amazon blondie who was working there, or any number of other random amazon blondies around town. I ended up leaving the joint and heading to a competitor club down the road. I probably won't be back any time soon. There are plenty of other clubs in town where I'm assured a warm welcome.

The moral of this story for the peelers who are reading is this: If you don't want anyone to know that you provide sexual services for a living, then your best bet is probably to not provide sexual services for a living. If you do provide such services, then you should expect that you might be reviewed in any number of online review sites (of which this is only one, albeit the best). Knowing this, you should try to earn outstanding reviews. If even a great or good review might bother you, as was the case with ebony and blondie, then you should make this explicit during negotiations.

The moral for mongers is this: Be careful what you post if you want to avoid pissing off any peelers. If on the other hand you don't mind ruffling a few feathers, then please tell all. I think the second option is best. In retrospect, I regret taking down the initial review of ebony dream girl. I was even tempted to repost it, and to name names here. But at this point going that far would just seem vindictive and contrary to the spirit of the holiday season.

Happy new year to all!

[QUOTE=HeywoodJablomi;1969509]The moral for mongers is this: Be careful what you post if you want to avoid pissing off any peelers. If on the other hand you don't mind ruffling a few feathers, then please tell all. [/QUOTE]I don't think posting limited information about the peeler is helpful. However, posting limited information about ourselves may be. If a peeler doesn't know which of the dozen guys she blew gave the bad report, she can't take retribution.

While I appreciate the detailed reports (sometimes down to the exact time / date of the visit) it does leave us open to identification by clever readers.

Worst Case: If a peeler makes you, just make a new USAG username and stop going to that club.

[QUOTE=RogerC;1969599]I don't think posting limited information about the peeler is helpful. However, posting limited information about ourselves may be. If a peeler doesn't know which of the dozen guys she blew gave the bad report, she can't take retribution.[/QUOTE]Part of the problem is that sometimes when a peeler says "I don't usually do this" she ain't lying. If you're the one guy that month who got special treatment, then your report will make her mad at you when guys start coming into the club asking for the same thing and saying they read online that she provides it. (Note to guys who do this: it's a lame move).

What is the best bar on a Thursday night in the dearborn, downriver area. Thank.

[QUOTE=MintChocolate;1968001]I have been to BT's a couple of times during my airport layovers and it was nothing like what you guys describe here. What's the trick? I found it hard to get girls' attention, and even then, they do not offer to do much.[/QUOTE]Wow, that is shocking. BTs is always a sure thing for me. Maybe they thought you were a cop? Was it dayshift or nights and what day of the week? I either tip the girl I want on stage and ask her to come see me or try to get her attention when she walks by. But, at times some girls seem to never circulate or sit with a regular all night.

[QUOTE=JohnWise;1970310]We have the same problem with guys telling the SW's about the site. It really is a shame that some guys do this.[/QUOTE]Well, when it comes to SWs, they're not necessarily hearing it from guys. The SWs hang in the dope houses all day bullshitting while they're getting high, and a few of them have smartphones (for a couple of days at a time of course, LOL) these days.

[QUOTE=Ddetroit;1969342]That's not Anisa. But Anisa is a badass dance.[/QUOTE]OK, looks like my dream is just that.

But is Anisa the girl I'm likely thinking of? That is, is there a strong resemblance between Anisa and the girl in the pictures? Which is to say. . . Almond. Shaped eyes, big tits with significant areolas, straight light brown hair, somewhat stocky build?

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1970192]Bts probably. Henrys South is a sure thing though. I rarely buy more than one beer.[/QUOTE]Thanks Plumber. Ended up driving past Hanks South and it looked dead. There was only ine car in the parking lot. I was going to drive down to BT's but I was afraid that my road rage against all the idiots who were driving 10 mph would take over.

OK, Stopped by Hot Spot Tuesday looking for Lace. Unfortunately she was not there. Nothing else was worth my time or effort. Drank half my beer and left.

WM.

[QUOTE=Skifreak;1970455]Ended up driving past Hanks South and it looked dead. There was only ine car in the parking lot.[/QUOTE]They have 2 parking lots you know. Sometimes the lot on the south side of the building is empty, but there are cars parked behind the building.