The Jag And Rosetta Stone
Saw this CL ad. Was going to TOFTT since it looked like a new ad. Noticed the address was familiar to me: Psycho Heather?? No! Of course not, because she moved to her new studio. So, the Asian gal in this ad looks pretty decent. I call her up and son of a gun if she hardly speaks a word of English. She has almost no idea what I am trying to say. Seriously, I can't even understand a fucking word she is saying either. I mean even if she was remotely communicative, I would have made an appointment with her. I tried to ask her what her first name was (expecting "Brittany", or, "Bambi" to be her answer).
The dialogue transpired as follows:
(Phone rings):
Provider: "Hello?
Jag: "Good Morning. I am JaguarXF.".
Provider: "You want make appointment for massage?
Jag: "Yes, honey. And what is your first name, dear?
Answer: "Why you want name, why you want name?
Jag: "So I don't have to fucking say (sic) say: "hey you", "Tokyo Rose", "Chairman Mao", "Pol Pot", "Kim Jong Dung", or, even worse". (Venerable Korean War, and / or, Vietnam War vets and / or their relatives can fill in the blanks here).
Answer: "Why you want name?
Jag: "I already". (Then I hear some background shuffle, sounds like someone grabbed the phone from her).
Answer: (In a much different Asian voice that speaks "Rosetta Stone" English) "Tina.".
Jag: "Sayonara honey".
Note to Asian Providers:
Please, ladies, understand that the VAST majority of your clientele are hot, red blooded, AMERICAN men. We all thoroughly enjoy the services you provide. We really do. But, please ladies, with all due respect, learn the English language fluently enough to where you can effectively communicate with your clients. You gals seem to communicate in English QUITE effectively whenever you feel as though a hobbyist has not "tipped" you sufficiently. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4279567706.html[/URL].
JaguarXF.
Gentlemen, Is This A New Gal On CL
I called this very attractive (ad photo) young woman around the time that I called solo AMP, LMT practitioner "Tina" in my concurrent post in this Forum. (It should appear right above or below this one).
Pleasant, very sweet younger gal. Spoke to her on the phone for about 10 minutes, or so. Her "shtick" is very similar to our friend Doreen at Avarta wellness. This chick, however, is in Lake Mary. She told me that all clients are fully clothed during the Reiki session and that there is no "nudity" or "partial nudity", "partial draping", etc., at any time during the session. Of course, for the purposes of this Forum, that was all I needed to hear.
The Jag wished her well and told her to have a nice day.
JaguarXF
[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4286718390.html[/URL]
Mr. Jag, Maybe Try Again?
Mr. Jag,
I cannot come close to your overall knowledge in this area; your knowledge is almost as impressive as your willingness to share it. However, just a suggestion to reconsider Tina.
I agree with you that "Tina" isn't great verbally, but she does give a good massage, is friendly, and she can text very well and I think prefers it over the phone. She always responds and works late and weekends. She has a very nice quiet studio with great offstreet parking.
The ad photos are dark likely to shade her age which I'd guess would be in the low 50's. She has a nice body for her age. 100% legitimate the first time I went, but when I went back a couple of months later, she provided a nice ending and roaming from the waist up.
If you can over look the language, the customer service is there. I'm sure a gentleman with your experience won't have to wait for a return visit like I did to experience what she has to offer.
Respectfully.
Spartan.
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1981089]Saw this CL ad. Was going to TOFTT since it looked like a new ad. Noticed the address was familiar to me: Psycho Heather?? No! Of course not, because she moved to her new studio. So, the Asian gal in this ad looks pretty decent. I call her up and son of a gun if she hardly speaks a word of English. She has almost no idea what I am trying to say. Seriously, I can't even understand a fucking word she is saying either. I mean even if she was remotely communicative, I would have made an appointment with her. I tried to ask her what her first name was (expecting "Brittany", or, "Bambi" to be her answer).
The dialogue transpired as follows:
(Phone rings):
Provider: "Hello?
Jag: "Good Morning. I am JaguarXF.".
Provider: "You want make appointment for massage?
Jag: "Yes, honey. And what is your first name, dear?
Answer: "Why you want name, why you want name?
Jag: "So I don't have to fucking say (sic) say: "hey you", "Tokyo Rose", "Chairman Mao", "Pol Pot", "Kim Jong Dung", or, even worse". (Venerable Korean War, and / or, Vietnam War vets and / or their relatives can fill in the blanks here).
Answer: "Why you want name?
Jag: "I already". (Then I hear some background shuffle, sounds like someone grabbed the phone from her).
Answer: (In a much different Asian voice that speaks "Rosetta Stone" English) "Tina.".
Jag: "Sayonara honey".
Note to Asian Providers:
Please, ladies, understand that the VAST majority of your clientele are hot, red blooded, AMERICAN men. We all thoroughly enjoy the services you provide. We really do. But, please ladies, with all due respect, learn the English language fluently enough to where you can effectively communicate with your clients. You gals seem to communicate in English QUITE effectively whenever you feel as though a hobbyist has not "tipped" you sufficiently. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4279567706.html[/URL].
JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]
Tons of recent reviews...stay away!
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1981098]I called this very attractive (ad photo) young woman around the time that I called solo AMP, LMT practitioner "Tina" in my concurrent post in this Forum. (It should appear right above or below this one).
Pleasant, very sweet younger gal. Spoke to her on the phone for about 10 minutes, or so. Her "shtick" is very similar to our friend Doreen at Avarta wellness. This chick, however, is in Lake Mary. She told me that all clients are fully clothed during the Reiki session and that there is no "nudity" or "partial nudity", "partial draping", etc., at any time during the session. Of course, for the purposes of this Forum, that was all I needed to hear.
The Jag wished her well and told her to have a nice day.
JaguarXF
[URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4286718390.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Jag: Although it sounds like you "sniffed it out over the phone", this girl has bad reviews...
RTFF and run don't walk away
[QUOTE=BigDaveHere1;1984118]Guys,
Responded to an ad yesterday. Just wondering if any of you have had contact with this one. Says she is located in Kissimmee.[/QUOTE]Ads are on CL for a reason. If she ran them here there would be a meltdown of warnings.
I Hear You. Thank You For Schooling The Jag, My Spartan Brother.
[QUOTE=Spartan8700;1981490]Mr. Jag,
I cannot come close to your overall knowledge in this area; your knowledge is almost as impressive as your willingness to share it. However, just a suggestion to reconsider Tina.
I agree with you that "Tina" isn't great verbally, but she does give a good massage, is friendly, and she can text very well and I think prefers it over the phone. She always responds and works late and weekends. She has a very nice quiet studio with great offstreet parking.
The ad photos are dark likely to shade her age which I'd guess would be in the low 50's. She has a nice body for her age. 100% legitimate the first time I went, but when I went back a couple of months later, she provided a nice ending and roaming from the waist up.
If you can over look the language, the customer service is there. I'm sure a gentleman with your experience won't have to wait for a return visit like I did to experience what she has to offer.
Respectfully.
Spartan.[/QUOTE]I might take your advice and try again. I am an old fuck. I always prefer a phone call over a text. You young bucks forget what its like to hear a woman's sexy voice over the phone. LOL.
But I understand that this is not 1960 anymore. I have to learn to text. I text some, but, almost all of my appointments are made via a personal phone call. And as you cats know, The Jag ALWAYS likes to mix in a little phone "kink" into his hobbying. It breaks up the routine now and then and saves me some Mario coin.
JaguarXF.
P.S. I am an Ohio State fan. If you are a Michigan State Spartan, we're cool. As long as you're not a Michigan Wolverine, all is good brother. LOL.