Massage Parlor Reports

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Having come up empty with all my regulars, I decided to call this one up on a Friday evening. The girl on the phone (anna?) spoke decent english. She gave me a southfield address and said she could do an hour appt if I showed up in the next 15 minutes (it was about 6:30 pm) Once I reached the apt building, I was buzzed in promptly. Front door was slightly cracked open, but I couldn't see who was there. So I enter and there is this fugly girl with bad teeth standing just out of sight of the entrance. Now I'm not judgmental usually, but I have a thing against gums being disproportionately larger than teeth. This one had those but big ass tits as well, which I'm a sucker for. She ushered me into the apartment that was totally empty save for a massage table in one bedroom. "my name eva, 0. 6 for hour, 0. 4 for half". I realized this is not the person I had been talking to on the phone, bare minimum english, I prefer someone who can communicate, so I chose the half. She wants the money upfront. Ok here you go. Scurried out of the room, stashed it, confirmed to her handler on the phone that money had been exchanged, and returned. I lay on my back (I figure might as well get my money's worth, it's just a hh.) so she starts rubbing some lavender talcum powder scented oil sh*t on my chest that made me smell like a sex toy. However, she is doing this standing at my head, rubbing her big tits all over my face as she reached over every time. Did I mention I am a sucker for big cans LOL. So I ask her to take her top off. "you give tip 0. 3". No way I'm paying that much just to see some tits, pass. She continues rubbing, while I wait for her to get real. Soon she starts rubbing near the boys and the little guy is quickly at full salute. I give in, but tell her she needs to take care of junior too. "no, 0. 4 for HJ, 0. 6 for BJ" in hand signals, she can't speak much english. At this point I am tired of negotiating but no way I'm paying miss biggums 0. 6 to suck me off. So I agree to 0. 4 but at least rub your tits on it. "no, 0. 6 tip. " f*ck it, just 0. 4 for HJ then, agreed. "first give tip. " okay byatch, here's your money. Takes money, confirms transaction with handler on phone, and gets to work on junior right away. I'm like hold on, it's just been 5 minutes since we got started. Slows down for a minute and then back at it. I ask her to slow down again but she's back at it soon after. So I try to distract her by having her work on my back. "oh you want back now? Oh no, I clean oil first. " note to self, so glad I didn't lie face down on that massage table, because those sheets / towels aren't being changed. Forget it, just work on my legs or something. Does that for 2 minutes and then she is back working my rod. Slow down girl. Half a min later back again. This is pointless, so I let her just jack me off. The nice part was she was playing with my chocolate starfish while jacking me off, which was a first for me and quite enjoyable tbh. Anyway, 15 minutes in I was done. She cleaned me up with some warm wet towels and led me out to the doorway where I'd left my shoes.

Now here's the strange part. She insists on putting my shoes and socks on. Is this a cultural thing? I'm like no I don't like my no show socks pulled all the way up to my shins. Doesn't give up. I tell her again, it's okay I'm a big boy now, I can put my own shoes on. "no, I put for you. " probably wanted a 0. 1 tip for that as well. Anyway I got my footwear on and stumbled out of there a bit dazed. Not one of my best AMP experiences. Felt cheap and dirty. I don't mind spending, but there has to be some connection. This one just wanted to grab my money and get me out of there. And here's the kicker, as I'm leaving she says "next time ask for eva". Yeah right, like that's going to happen.

Anyway, that was my experience, YMMV as always.[/QUOTE]The BP post and phone # are not the real "Anna" or "Eva". I am familiar with Anna and she has better quality SP's that you described. Too bad you were duped.

I was out and about and decided why not? Called up Chinese Massage on Wayne near Joy Road, and asked if Betty was available. She was, so I headed on over. She greeted me warmly as I walked through the door and took me back to the room. I asked for a table shower and she smiled and said "sure. " Now for those of you who have not been bathed by Betty, you are missing a treat. Quite possibly the most civilized way of being cleansed on the planet. The only thing that would be better would be to soak for a few minutes in a warm hot tub after the table shower with her snuggling up with you. But that would be even way too good to be true. Wish I were rich. But I digress. Any way she did a very thorough job of cleaning all the bits and pieces with special emphasis on the bits and pieces. I believe she really likes doing that to people she likes. She dried me very sensually and I actually walked out of the shower room with a boner.

The massage was pretty darn good. Very firm and painful a few times, but relaxing. I had good roaming access, but she very skillfully moves her naughty bits out of the way when I tried to go under the bloomers. Ah well, it's not about her, but all about me. Just pre flip she gave me a little hint of the fun to come when she was gently tickling my back legs and hands, she turned my hand up and gently placed a beautiful be+ boobie in it. Nice touch, so to speak. Flipped over and well. In short. Wonderful HE.

About 50 minutes from undressing to dressing. . 7 to house. . 5 to Betty. Extra pair of abes because of the excellent table shower.

[QUOTE=GrosseGraine;2189874]The BP post and phone # are not the real "Anna" or "Eva". I am familiar with Anna and she has better quality SP's that you described. Too bad you were duped.[/QUOTE]F*ck, did I go to the wrong one? Phone number 734.2 xx. 0332, near tele and 10 mile in southfield?

I know there are a tin of reviews but just wanted opinions on getting a really good massage with a preferably good bonus at the end. Anything good in the suburbs? I have seen good reviews on Asian spas but a bit far.

[QUOTE=IinTooDeep;2190054]F*ck, did I go to the wrong one? Phone number 734.2 xx. 0332, near tele and 10 mile in southfield?[/QUOTE]You went to the wrong one. Phone number ends with 7903.

[QUOTE=HornDogToo;2190024]I was out and about and decided why not? Called up Chinese Massage on Wayne near Joy Road, and asked if Betty was available. She was, so I headed on over. She greeted me warmly as I walked through the door and took me back to the room. I asked for a table shower and she smiled and said "sure. " Now for those of you who have not been bathed by Betty, you are missing a treat. Quite possibly the most civilized way of being cleansed on the planet. The only thing that would be better would be to soak for a few minutes in a warm hot tub after the table shower with her snuggling up with you. But that would be even way too good to be true. Wish I were rich. But I digress. Any way she did a very thorough job of cleaning all the bits and pieces with special emphasis on the bits and pieces. I believe she really likes doing that to people she likes. She dried me very sensually and I actually walked out of the shower room with a boner.

The massage was pretty darn good. Very firm and painful a few times, but relaxing. I had good roaming access, but she very skillfully moves her naughty bits out of the way when I tried to go under the bloomers. Ah well, it's not about her, but all about me. Just pre flip she gave me a little hint of the fun to come when she was gently tickling my back legs and hands, she turned my hand up and gently placed a beautiful be+ boobie in it. Nice touch, so to speak. Flipped over and well. In short. Wonderful HE.

About 50 minutes from undressing to dressing. . 7 to house. . 5 to Betty. Extra pair of abes because of the excellent table shower.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear she is still there, as I love that Little Sexy Girlie Girl.

She gets my world rocking the moment I walk through the door.

I guess I was in a picky mood today. Found myself with the rare work opportunity downriver so I stopped by Hank's South. The only person I wanted to go in the back with was an ebony shot girl built like a brick shithouse. Since the peelers didn't appeal to me, I decided to cut my losses and head to DT Health for a sure thing. Greeted by tiny older woman who was nothing but makeup and bones. Decided to pay for a half hour and see what developed. After the flip, asked for .8 for BBBJ. I placed my hand on her ass and felt nothing but bone. Declined and flipped her .2 for the trouble. There's got to be some place in the metro where a chocolate brother can get FS from a decent looking provider under the age of 60.

[QUOTE=Streethunter;2190113]I know there are a tin of reviews but just wanted opinions on getting a really good massage with a preferably good bonus at the end. Anything good in the suburbs? I have seen good reviews on Asian spas but a bit far.[/QUOTE]If you're on the east side, try Rosanne. She is in a small office in a building on Masonic just off Gratiot. It's a good massage with a nice handshake, post rub. It's not automatic. Just let her know you are available. She is rather large and there is no roaming. At least to my knowledge. Here's the link:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/working-this-weekend-heavenly-hands-massage-by-rosanne-313-205-7117/7267620[/URL]

[QUOTE=HornDogToo;2190024]I was out and about and decided why not? Called up Chinese Massage on Wayne near Joy Road, and asked if Betty was available. She was, so I headed on over. She greeted me warmly as I walked through the door and took me back to the room. I asked for a table shower and she smiled and said "sure. " Now for those of you who have not been bathed by Betty, you are missing a treat. Quite possibly the most civilized way of being cleansed on the planet. The only thing that would be better would be to soak for a few minutes in a warm hot tub after the table shower with her snuggling up with you. But that would be even way too good to be true. Wish I were rich. But I digress. Any way she did a very thorough job of cleaning all the bits and pieces with special emphasis on the bits and pieces. I believe she really likes doing that to people she likes. She dried me very sensually and I actually walked out of the shower room with a boner.

The massage was pretty darn good. Very firm and painful a few times, but relaxing. I had good roaming access, but she very skillfully moves her naughty bits out of the way when I tried to go under the bloomers. Ah well, it's not about her, but all about me. Just pre flip she gave me a little hint of the fun to come when she was gently tickling my back legs and hands, she turned my hand up and gently placed a beautiful be+ boobie in it. Nice touch, so to speak. Flipped over and well. In short. Wonderful HE.

About 50 minutes from undressing to dressing. . 7 to house. . 5 to Betty. Extra pair of abes because of the excellent table shower.[/QUOTE]I am a fan of Chinese Massage (Wayne near Joy). The manager owner used to give massages out of apartments. She was good. Question about Betty though: Is FS or BJ available? Never tried.

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Anybody else able to get a hold of her? Left message on voicemail a couple of times but doesn't return phone calls. Seen positive reviews for her.[/QUOTE]Join the club. She doesn't return my calls either. Makes me wonder why she runs the ads.

Is it really to much to ask for a really good masssage and a BJ after in the downriver area? Anyone know any ladies that fit the bill, pm me if you want.

What would be even nicer is an e. M. p, rather than an am p.

Times have changed. I used to do the SW scene for many years. I still do occasionally, its just as I get older the thought of get caught outweighs the thrill of the hunt I guess. Also, the streets are getting worse and I hate the thought if crawling with the thugs, pumps and everything else that goes along with that lifestyle. So I have been doing the safer route more often. M-1 used to be my go to for $ you can't beat it. But with that going south options are not a plentiful as they once were.

Is it really to much to ask for a really good masssage and a BJ after in the downriver area? Anyone know any ladies that fit the bill, pm me if you want.

What would be even nicer is an e. M. p, rather than an am p.

Times have changed. I used to do the SW scene for many years. I still do occasionally, its just as I get older the thought of get caught outweighs the thrill of the hunt I guess. Also, the streets are getting worse and I hate the thought if dealing with the thugs, pimps and everything else that goes along with that lifestyle. So I have been doing the safer route more often. M-1 used to be my go to for $ you can't beat it. But with that going south options are not a plentiful as they once were.

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Been eye balling this one for a while. My guess is legit but could not find any info!

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Been eye balling this one for a while. My guess is legit but could not find any info![/QUOTE]Same crew that was running Holistic Touch in Belleville before they got busted and shut down by the city. $. 2 for the half back in the day.

[QUOTE=StrokeOfLuck;2192567]Same crew that was running Holistic Touch in Belleville before they got busted and shut down by the city. $. 2 for the half back in the day.[/QUOTE]I wonder why they thought it was a good idea to locate a half block from the Livonia PD?