Ok you you know you have been in the hobby to long when you go to Lowes and the cashier is wearing a button that says ask me about the P.S.E experience and you start wondering if Lowes has upgraded their services!!
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Ok you you know you have been in the hobby to long when you go to Lowes and the cashier is wearing a button that says ask me about the P.S.E experience and you start wondering if Lowes has upgraded their services!!
[QUOTE=BigEddie;1909933]So I saw Kelli and guess I should have known better than seeing Lindsay. Same deal, NCNS on our meet after I set it up the night before and verified it that morning. She says later she falls back asleep but she can make it up to me another time. Stupidly I try a day later. She's go back and forth thru texting delaying. And then when we set up solid she's 20 minutes late and arguing with her driver / pimp. She was dressed nice. But her act was kinda fake, like a bad porn movie with her dirty talk. And for awhile there she was out of it, eyes were glazed, definitely on something. I notice marks on her arm. I don't think she and Kelli are twins, don't look anything alike. Probably won't repeat.
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-seductive-playmate-lindsay-safe-up-all-day-andnight-discreet-in-or-outcall-play-safe-and-sexy-22/5663755[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry you has a poor session with her, but I got to know both Kelli And Lindsay pretty well. Hold one in each arm at the same time and they are absolutely identical. While it's been a few months since I've seen either one, I have to say their performance had always been first rate; the kind of stuff of which dreams are made. All these broads are poor on their appointments so that she was a no-show once is no big shock, but when she's with you you should have no doubt you are with a woman trying to please. Of course her act is fake. She doesn't really love the hundreds of guys she sees, but she sure makes the great majority of them happy.
[QUOTE=Dtripod69;1910901]Ok you you know you have been in the hobby to long when you go to Lowes and the cashier is wearing a button that says ask me about the P.S.E experience and you start wondering if Lowes has upgraded their services!![/QUOTE]Yes we have a language of our own. I about cracked up when reading your post!
[QUOTE=ElusiveOne;1911164]As Cloud said, I can't speak for your experience, but this review reeks of being fabricated because you were upset about something. Be upset, but don't just run your mouth. The twins are extremely well liked for a reason. I had issues getting the appointment worked out with them much like everyone else did but the service is good enough that it's worth some minor inconvenience.
Saying they look nothing alike though? You've clearly not seen them together in the same room. Need to find a link to the photos cdog posted when he took them to Z. Their faces are very similar and they have the same eyes / nose / smile. In person there is absolutely no doubt that they are twins. In fact, with the same hair, the only way you could tell the difference would be that Kelli has implants and a slight lisp.[/QUOTE]To assume that everyone shares the same experience is a misnomer. They are both well reviewed and being well liked doesn't mean that one or the other couldn't give a shitty session and get away with it. Especially, the longer they choose to do this. I remember when it was reported that Jessie who worked with Kelli ripped a guy off on this board. So her judgment of friends could be called into question. My experience with Kelli at My1501 was off the chart. I remember seeing Lindsay at Soothing Sensations it was ok. Seems the complaint was the hobbyist thought she was high...now that's a big surprise in this business. Lindsay got a negative review it doesn't mean it was fabricated. He said nothing negative about Kelli.
I am a Senior Member from Cincinnati and am planning a trip to Louisville.
After reading through the Louisville board, I keep seeing the term "regular ending" in the reviews for places like Fern Valley and others.
In my travels I have seen "Relaxation Spas" reviewed that described a three level system. Level One was a manual HE. Level Two was an oral HE and then Level Three was a FS HE.
If I were to visit one of Louisville's Massage establishments, what should I really expect.
Due to the nature of this question, feel free to PM with your answers.
[QUOTE=TheBigRed1;1913246]I am a Senior Member from Cincinnati and am planning a trip to Louisville.
After reading through the Louisville board, I keep seeing the term "regular ending" in the reviews for places like Fern Valley and others.
In my travels I have seen "Relaxation Spas" reviewed that described a three level system. Level One was a manual HE. Level Two was an oral HE and then Level Three was a FS HE.
If I were to visit one of Louisville's Massage establishments, what should I really expect.
Due to the nature of this question, feel free to PM with your answers.[/QUOTE]I agree. I am from out of town and visit Louisville quite often on business, and it is confusing to an out of state monger what to expect there. I am quite pissed if I get anything but FS, and to me it is outrageous to pay money to get a HJ. But to each his own, I guess. Since there seems to be a lot of guys here that just go for the rub and tug, perhaps you should have separate sections for rub and tug and FS?
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Thanks to all who took the time to PM me with a translation about the service in Louisville.
There are some real hotties in the ads, but for what they charge I would expect a higher level of service.
I guess each market has a certain level of service that is expected for the dollar spent.
[QUOTE=BigEddie;1909933]So I saw Kelli and guess I should have known better than seeing Lindsay. Same deal, NCNS on our meet after I set it up the night before and verified it that morning. She says later she falls back asleep but she can make it up to me another time. Stupidly I try a day later. She's go back and forth thru texting delaying. And then when we set up solid she's 20 minutes late and arguing with her driver / pimp. She was dressed nice. But her act was kinda fake, like a bad porn movie with her dirty talk. And for awhile there she was out of it, eyes were glazed, definitely on something. I notice marks on her arm. I don't think she and Kelli are twins, don't look anything alike. Probably won't repeat.
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-seductive-playmate-lindsay-safe-up-all-day-andnight-discreet-in-or-outcall-play-safe-and-sexy-22/5663755[/URL][/QUOTE]I know them both. Have worked with them both they are IN FACT twins and very much LOVED by their clientele. Both beautiful ladies and outstanding personalities. Not fake personalities either, really, they are sweethearts!
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Without comment on A2's redact, I sure wish someone would turn those puppies loose! I'd love to play with 'em!
Just like Charlie Brown says, "Happiness is a warm puppy". I thank CrashDog for a pic of Louisville's finest puppies. Did she get her old phone working?
[QUOTE=BigEddie;1909933]So I saw Kelli and guess I should have known better than seeing Lindsay. Same deal, NCNS on our meet after I set it up the night before and verified it that morning. She says later she falls back asleep but she can make it up to me another time. Stupidly I try a day later. She's go back and forth thru texting delaying. And then when we set up solid she's 20 minutes late and arguing with her driver / pimp. She was dressed nice. But her act was kinda fake, like a bad porn movie with her dirty talk. And for awhile there she was out of it, eyes were glazed, definitely on something. I notice marks on her arm. I don't think she and Kelli are twins, don't look anything alike. Probably won't repeat.
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-seductive-playmate-lindsay-safe-up-all-day-andnight-discreet-in-or-outcall-play-safe-and-sexy-22/5663755[/URL][/QUOTE]She made the front page, might explain glazed eyes.
[QUOTE=BigEddie;1909933]So I saw Kelli and guess I should have known better than seeing Lindsay. Same deal, NCNS on our meet after I set it up the night before and verified it that morning. She says later she falls back asleep but she can make it up to me another time. Stupidly I try a day later. She's go back and forth thru texting delaying. And then when we set up solid she's 20 minutes late and arguing with her driver / pimp. She was dressed nice. But her act was kinda fake, like a bad porn movie with her dirty talk. And for awhile there she was out of it, eyes were glazed, definitely on something. I notice marks on her arm. I don't think she and Kelli are twins, don't look anything alike. Probably won't repeat.
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-seductive-playmate-lindsay-safe-up-all-day-andnight-discreet-in-or-outcall-play-safe-and-sexy-22/5663755[/URL][/QUOTE]You should feel vindicated. Obviously, you missed the mark on whether or not they are twins. It appears you were dead on about the condition of the 2nd party as a previous poster pointed out she made the cover of a certain magazine. I'm always amazed when hobbyist immediately shill for a provider and discount a negative review and it appears even another popular provider who provides good service has weighed in on the subject beyond just the confirmation of them being twins, but even this provider has a tendency to be be flakey with her occasional tirades on the board.