T' was the night before Thanksgiving
T' was the night before Thanksgiving.
And all throughout East Baltimore.
Not a promising prospect was stirring.
Not even a Crack *****.
I drove slowly and looked here and there.
But couldn't get blown anywhere.
I did get excited now and then.
But to my dismay the walkers were men.
My wiener was disappointed as I headed home.
Because he was so counting on getting some dome.
So I wasted a Cialis but it's alright.
Because tomorrow my friends I'm back in the fight!