[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3235312]Yes, that is slightly overweight. LOL.[/QUOTE]And least I'd know that there were humans out there.
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[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3235312]Yes, that is slightly overweight. LOL.[/QUOTE]And least I'd know that there were humans out there.
[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3235312]Yes, that is slightly overweight. LOL.[/QUOTE]You have to gauge CL on a curve LOL.
[QUOTE=Chicago41;3235847]You have to gauge CL on a curve LOL.[/QUOTE]That curve is generally downward bending.
[QUOTE=HockeyGuy;3235288]How many of you guys just once when the ad says the girl requires roses, want to show up at the door with "real" roses. LOL.
See how far that gets you.[/QUOTE]At 150 roses (12.5 dozen) that would be a VERY expensive session.
If anyone interested for some MMF tomorrow night my Asian or Latina (north side) looking to make some extra cash.
Was able to make one monger happy last year, wouldn't mind starting the year right. Same rules apply below.
[QUOTE=ChicagoGoer;3172911]Some of my FWBs are seeking some extra help for the season. Not actively to open to trade but more so seeking some Voyeur/MMF. Due to the probability / possibility of countless messages will add some requirements / details below.
Must be able to meet weekday evenings.
Meets typically are north side of city, we will not travel to you. Depending on availability car play may be required.
Expected donation is $ haggling will be ignored.
YMMV, these aren't pros so please don't engage with us as if you picked us up from the stroll.
(I've always left very satisfied, if you are cool we are cool.).
As mentioned this is MMF, if this doesn't interest you please don't message. We are relatively new to this so please be patient.
I have successfully done this twice and one of my FWB was kind enough to share her number with those mongers.
With that said.
23 thin Asian college student.
22 thick Latina college student.
22 curvy European college student.
CL has been very kind to me so please be respectful as I rather not put any of these young ladies in a predicament to stop contacting me.
Will send photos to serious inquires. Not willing to post on the board as our discreetness is high priority.
Happy holidays.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RocketDork;3234413]I meeting my new MILF friend on Wednesday. I told her to be waiting for me nude in the bedroom. She said she will naked on the stairs of her townhouse waiting for me. I love CL. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Walked into townhouse and looked to my left at the stairs and there she was. Naked and spreading her legs on top of stairs. Never had that happen to me in this life. Went right at on the stairs. Awesome time. Some of these divorced women have no sex lives or their husbands didn't take care of their needs. Rocket Dork.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;3236957]Walked into townhouse and looked to my left at the stairs and there she was. Naked and spreading her legs on top of stairs. Never had that happen to me in this life. Went right at on the stairs. Awesome time. Some of these divorced women have no sex lives or their husbands didn't take care of their needs. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Where was this at.
Seriously? This woman is so horny that she spreads and serves it up to a total CL stranger. I can't but envy you. If you are looking for interns let me know.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;3236957]Walked into townhouse and looked to my left at the stairs and there she was. Naked and spreading her legs on top of stairs. Never had that happen to me in this life. Went right at on the stairs. Awesome time. Some of these divorced women have no sex lives or their husbands didn't take care of their needs. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lebruno;3238755]Seriously? This woman is so horny that she spreads and serves it up to a total CL stranger. I can't but envy you. If you are looking for interns let me know.[/QUOTE]I had seen her before but still wild and it was in Schaumburg. Rocket dork.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;3238903]I had seen her before but still wild and it was in Schaumburg. Rocket dork.[/QUOTE]Son. Of. A. *****! Right in my damn backyard I can't get a sniff and here you are rooting around in it.
[QUOTE=Adelita;3238362]Where was this at.[/QUOTE]A townhouse and then on the stairs.
[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3239415]Son. Of. A. *****! Right in my damn backyard I can't get a sniff and here you are rooting around in it.[/QUOTE]Rd will be taking applications for interns only! It's a non paying position, however it is a non pay for play position as well! Our dork strikes again!
So, I had this **** Mexican over for a massage last night. She was adamant that no extras were available, but I talked her into going topless, so I thought I had a shot. First thing when she gets here, breaks out the aromatherapy and new age music. Knew the odds were against me then. Gave a decent massage with lots of oil. Some teasing. But that was it. She's petite with great C's. Her English is OK, but there were some conversation difficulties. I think I convinced her to give me a body to body massage next time. She was dropped off by a male driver. She went a little over an hour, and the damage was 100. Here's the ad while it lasts.
[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5968275168.html[/URL]
The censored word is s e x why. She is a looker. With natural red hair.
[QUOTE=BoobHope;3240209]So, I had this **** Mexican over for a massage last night. She was adamant that no extras were available, but I talked her into going topless, so I thought I had a shot. First thing when she gets here, breaks out the aromatherapy and new age music. Knew the odds were against me then. Gave a decent massage with lots of oil. Some teasing. But that was it. She's petite with great C's. Her English is OK, but there were some conversation difficulties. I think I convinced her to give me a body to body massage next time. She was dropped off by a male driver. She went a little over an hour, and the damage was 100. Here's the ad while it lasts.
[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5968275168.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BoobHope;3240209]So, I had this **** Mexican over for a massage last night. She was adamant that no extras were available, but I talked her into going topless, so I thought I had a shot. First thing when she gets here, breaks out the aromatherapy and new age music. Knew the odds were against me then. Gave a decent massage with lots of oil. Some teasing. But that was it. She's petite with great C's. Her English is OK, but there were some conversation difficulties. I think I convinced her to give me a body to body massage next time. She was dropped off by a male driver. She went a little over an hour, and the damage was 100. Here's the ad while it lasts.
[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5968275168.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She advertises sensual massage, but no happy ending?