Hooky, Hook's and a Hooker.
The weather was so nice out that I couldn't resist playing HOOK Y from work and going fishing. I drove over to an undisclosed super secret secluded body of water and set up my chair, live bait aerator, pole holders and the adult beverage chest. I turned on Mark Lavin via I heart radio in the middle of an EPIC Obama is the Anti-Christ rant and wondered what the working stiffs were doing. My Oasis was complete (I thought). I sat down in the captains chair opened the first of six ice cold treats and started to deploy my poles in strategic spots. I drifted off into the wise words of Mark Lavin when I get the call from my ATF girl. She was in front of my house with a surprise Va JJ draining in mind but willing to come visit me at the lake after she found out I wasn't home so it was on! She had never been to my fishing hole but followed directions well (a gift she has ). Once she arrived I anchored down the fishing poles and talked her into a fast tour of the surrounding woods. We got in my truck locked 4x4 in and went on a mudslinging festival through the backwoods! Now I want you all to get a *visual. We were deep in the woods on a thin muddy dirt trail made by 4 wheelers (ATV's) the day after record breaking rainfall but in a big wide truck so the trees / bushes were so thick they rubbed both sides of the vehicle. NO ONE was around She suggested this would be a great time to do what we do, shed her drawers and laid back preparing for another 3 minute trip to heaven (Cough). I slid my britches off and made one swift move from facing forward in the drivers bench seat to mounting her laying on the passengers side with my face pressed against the passengers window. This is where an awesome day of HOOK why took a sharp turn! I was in mid air half way through the lunge from drivers seat to driving position when I looked up and saw two hikers trying to slide between the Bush's and my passengers door! It was like the slow motion you feel in a car wreck! I was drifting through the air Johnson dangling and landed with my face pressed against the passenger side window 4 inch's from this gentleman and his wife as they tried to slip by! I instinctively gave them the upward head nod and said "What's up?". Awkward really doesn't describe the situation but my friend laughed in disbelief that we got caught in the most out of the way spot then said oh well let them watch earning her yet another Gold star! This memory tops the trick showing up at my house in an ice cream truck with the music blaring HELLO. (search that report in archives).
What a Day
* My fishing friends in a fouled up relationship and doesn't rent it out to the general public before I get 20 requests for her # *