Does anyone any info on Kelsey
I been checking out Kelsey, does anyone have any info.
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Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Rutker504;2025765]I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.
Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.
Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.
Thanks for the good "Bad" report on Emily...
[QUOTE=TooBe101;2026020]TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.
Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-let-me-drive-you-wild-22/9878927[/URL][/QUOTE]I have come dangerously close to calling her recently, but will abort any such plan to do so. There are too many other good providers out there to waste time and $$ on mediocrity... My thanks for the TOFTT, have you tried Michelle Moore or Amanda?? Or Sara...Altamonte is one of the Adult play areas of Orlando...Better luck next time..Thanks...
Dave "dvfldv".
SexiAri,Direct those questions to our Forum Advisors,
[QUOTE=BuzzAndWoody;2025910]Usually you can get the embassy suites on I drive for 99 bucks. Free breakfast, free mgrs reception with beer and wine. And free discrete parking. Not to busy, but steady amount of human traffic throughout the day to conceal any amount of gentleman guests coming up to the room. Next to Dave and busters and literally walking distance to everything around the convention center.[/QUOTE]Just not in the Provider Ad Only section... I'm sure Ashley Monroe, Kelsey180, or one of the ladies has some specific insight, like Orlando City vs. Non "City" locations or any other important insider advice, maybe they would share, possibly...
Be Safe,
Dvfldv.
Do I Have To Re-Post My PSA Regarding Provider Hygiene...LOLOL, Brother Bertil
[QUOTE=Bertil;2025851]Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hilarious, indeed Bertil. And you are 100 per cent correct, sir.
I posted a comment about a well known provider (though I did not mention her by name to protect her privacy) approximately two months ago regarding the same aforementioned issue. I was having a threesome with her and another provider and as I bent this gal over to fuck her K-9, an malodorous stench emanated from her "split" that nearly knocked me unconscious. I kid you not gentlemen. The pungent "calculus", if you will, that contaminated the air around her "split" and soared towards my nostrils was something that the CDC in Atlanta would have "quarantined" and labeled as a "bio-hazard". The gag-reflex inducing smell was so bad, that it seared my nostrils. The stench remained in my nostrils for about two days thereafter. I never saw that provider again.
Providers, refer to my PSA from two months ago if you need some guidance with this subject.
JaguarXF.
gotta tap the breaks on this one boys...Emily
[QUOTE=Dvfldv;2026271]I have come dangerously close to calling her recently, but will abort any such plan to do so. There are too many other good providers out there to waste time and $$ on mediocrity... My thanks for the TOFTT, have you tried Michelle Moore or Amanda?? Or Sara...Altamonte is one of the Adult play areas of Orlando...Better luck next time..Thanks...
Dave "dvfldv".[/QUOTE]Apparently this is your classic YMMV..for me this was a hot passionate dream with kissing and I even think I could have talked her into other xtras if that's what I was looking for...she was very quiet / reserved initally but then I was making my self deprecating cracks and making her laugh so I think she became comfortable with me quickly...so for those interested in seeing her I recommend her...safe clean comfortable locale makes the decision easier also she's a cutie, noticed she kept her teeth well hidden...she appears very conscious of it...best of luck.
With all due respect to TooBe, I know you well enough PharmaGuy...
And defer to your opinion on this, as we have shared some common experiences. The YMMV "factor" plays a great role in this sport, and it was my mistake for overlooking that. I probably will give her a shot, Let you all know. Thanks for your input, my bad... She might have had a shitty day that day, I have those myself...Be Safe.
Dave.
Nicole - Sunbathing Beauty
Dreamt that I was TOFTT and visited Nicole. Safe incall location in quiet neighborhood. Was invited into the house by a good looking mature petite blonde and after initial greeting was led to a bedroom where the fun begain. This included CBJ, DATY, Doggie, MISH, RCG, 69, and a few more acronyms. Nice well proportioned figure, tight shaved vag, some tats. Very willing to please and be accomodating. Everything covered. Would repeat.
SM's can pm me for additional details if needed.
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Seen her 3 x in past two weeks. She has a few rules. No giving or receiving head so basically it's only cfs. Very good very tight. Has a bit of a submissive side and wanted me to do a few things so I guess she must've been enjoying it. The third time was traded for dinner and cashed my frequent flyer miles in. Sharing a room right now with another BP girl who I've met and could use a better personality. I'd repeat, but if you're considering PM me.
Looking for a recommendation...
Hey mongers,
I have been lurking on the site for a little while and wanted to start being more involved.
I was hoping to get a recommendation for a SP who would be the top of the class for GFE. I prefer a SP who is white and not a BBW. I don't mind a curvy girl but do not really want a BBW. Under the age of 30 would be awesome but not a deal breaker.
If I posted this in the wrong section I apologize. I looked around a the posting rules and didn't see anything related to asking for a review.
Thanks!
I See You Stole My 2014 Copy of The Physicians Desk Reference, Brother VS...LOL
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2027479]Brother Jag,
A PSA from VS.
All smells are particulate so if you smelled it for 2 days that means putrified particulate was attached to the inner surfaces of your nasal cavities. There is a solution, all pharmacies sell "Saline Nasal spray" One brand is called "Ocean" squeeze 2 x in each nostril, make sure you blow it out and do not draw it back through into your throat in an attempt to expectorate it, in other words, spit it out.
P.S.—It's cheaper by the case. LOL.
Your bro-VS, BTW what was her name again?[/QUOTE]LOL, Indeed. If you read my original post on this issue I believe I provided a Gray's Anatomy (Wikipedia) photo of the nasal passages. LOL. Yes, Saline Nasal spray, (available in bulk order through CVS pharmacy) will generally cure the "malodorous" remnants of a "stinky" Vag. As I alluded to in my post, which you referenced, I did not mention the providers name, out of respect for her privacy. If I recall, I did receive a few PM's about her after my original post. Again, this provider is off the charts hot and her menu is WIDE OPEN. We finished the threesome with me filling her warm, soft and tender co-ed mouth, face and tits with my potent Jag jizz. In spite of the Vag issue, it was one of the hottest threesomes I have ever had.
Maybe she was having a "bad Vag day", if there is such a thing.
JaguarXF.