Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7455735]I spent my Thanksgiving burying my white meat in a tight Chinese gravy puddle. I'll divulge to long-standing members through PM.[/QUOTE]Hi, Please let me know where to find the FS here in Gville?

Thanks.

I know this is the Gville thread but others, like me, roam and I don't see any reports on Starke. Any recent reports from the Starke AMP? I've been there 4 times and the range for MPs was from above average to scary.

Hows the actual temperature inside these AMPs? Are they nice and toasty or am I going to walk in and be chilly trying to get stiff?

[QUOTE=TopDog12;7503824]Hows the actual temperature inside these AMPs? Are they nice and toasty or am I going to walk in and be chilly trying to get stiff?[/QUOTE]The rooms are not warm enough to make toast, but they are comfortable. The only places warmer are between their legs.

Looking for he best AMP massage in the Gainesville area.

What is the best AMP in Gainesville for L1 maybe more.

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7519874]What is the best AMP in Gainesville for L1 maybe more.[/QUOTE]Because of the sort of people who watch this forum, plus the rotating staff at the various businesses, I don't think you're going to get an answer here.

Reminds me of the Mayor from Do The Right Thing: "Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell. ".

[QUOTE=PervNerd48;7524285]Because of the sort of people who watch this forum, plus the rotating staff at the various businesses, I don't think you're going to get an answer here.

Reminds me of the Mayor from Do The Right Thing: "Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell. ".[/QUOTE]I understand not willing to help. However I am from Cincinnati an we always help people both local an mongers visiting. Go to the Cincinnati board read some reviews on massage.

Forum several reviews of the best or the worst. Stay safe.

Very kind and good massage but legit; uses a small sheer drape that comes off. Can change clothes in front of her. Self service OK. No extras.

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7519032]Looking for he best AMP massage in the Gainesville area.[/QUOTE]We all are. (No sarcasm intended).

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7525293]I understand not willing to help. However I am from Cincinnati an we always help people both local an mongers visiting. Go to the Cincinnati board read some reviews on massage.[/QUOTE]Hey, that's great that Ohio is so helpful!

This is Florida. Our prosecutors are more aggressive about this stuff. It's not a lack of desire to help; it's the knowledge that suck help will probably result in increased problems for all.

Sorry you don't like that answer, but that's the answer. Have a good one.

[QUOTE=PervNerd48;7527954]Hey, that's great that Ohio is so helpful!

This is Florida. Our prosecutors are more aggressive about this stuff. It's not a lack of desire to help; it's the knowledge that suck help will probably result in increased problems for all.

Sorry you don't like that answer, but that's the answer. Have a good one.[/QUOTE]No problem I was wrong to ask thought this was a site to ask questions. Its ok to post reviews on here about providers sucking your dick or taking it in the ass but asking.

About a AMP service is a problem. I did find one that was great an had service with extras. Don't want to cause a problem so I won't post the one I went to. All have a good day.

[QUOTE=Dwilliamsgnv2;7526409]Very kind and good massage but legit; uses a small sheer drape that comes off. Can change clothes in front of her. Self service OK. No extras.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience as you. Good massage but you'll leave with a bad case of blue balls.

To hell with AMPs, especially in Gainesville. No GFE here, which means no DFK and no BBFS. I'm going to find a young normal GF and eventually bring her here.

[QUOTE=OscarOcala;7532848]I had the same experience as you. Good massage but you'll leave with a bad case of blue balls.[/QUOTE]Blue balls because she does some teasing?

[QUOTE=Lovefun101;7582084]Blue balls because she does some teasing?[/QUOTE]No teasing whatsoever. Totally legit massage but if you have something that hurts she might be able to help.

Anyone know if best Asian when straight or still offers extras?

[QUOTE=Octane;7590425]Anyone know if best Asian when straight or still offers extras?[/QUOTE]If I have understood your question correctly you're asking about a place called Best Asian and if it caters to straight guys. Personally I have no knowledge of a place in Gainesville called Best Asian. If you provide an address or link I will try to give more help.

The is a place near Ocala with that name and they do cater to straight guys, If that's the one you're referring to shoot me a PM.

[QUOTE=OscarOcala;7590644]If I have understood your question correctly you're asking about a place called Best Asian and if it caters to straight guys. Personally I have no knowledge of a place in Gainesville called Best Asian. If you provide an address or link I will try to give more help.

The is a place near Ocala with that name and they do cater to straight guys, If that's the one you're referring to shoot me a PM.[/QUOTE]Actually this [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-best-asian-massage-gainesville-fl-36194[/URL]#rubmaps.

Sorry, I meant straight and narrow. ,no extras or fun. Or do they still offer L1.

[QUOTE=OscarOcala;7590644]If I have understood your question correctly you're asking about a place called Best Asian and if it caters to straight guys. Personally I have no knowledge of a place in Gainesville called Best Asian.[/QUOTE]You must not have been in Gainesville much It's been on Newberry Road for almost 10 years and it still is. Simple Google search. Also, I think OP meant a legit MP not "straight".

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7593082]You must not have been in Gainesville much It's been on Newberry Road for almost 10 years and it still is. Simple Google search. Also, I think OP meant a legit MP not "straight".[/QUOTE]I read his post that he posted 11 hours before yours too. Now we know what he meant. It was an innocent misunderstanding totally on my part.

Was there a few months ago, was strictly legit massage, no extras, probably still that way. There are places in GNV that offer extras but not there anymore.

[QUOTE=Octane;7592769]Actually this [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-best-asian-massage-gainesville-fl-36194[/URL]#rubmaps.

Sorry, I meant straight and narrow. ,no extras or fun. Or do they still offer L1.[/QUOTE]

I went to Lucky Q (32 x5 NW 13th St) after a 6 month pause from this place. The provider was in her forties I'd guess and was more attractive than many. I paid for an hour and got a average massage and then the flip and got what I wanted. She told me I was done and as I was getting dressed I realized I was only in there 30=35 minutes. When I came out I gave her a $20 tip which she found VERY insulting and in no uncertain terms she told me. I told her I paid for an hour and got half that and how in the light of that the tip was fair. She didn't like that!

I will probably never go back!

[QUOTE=OscarOcala;7601924]I went to Lucky Q (32 x5 NW 13th St) after a 6 month pause from this place. The provider was in her forties I'd guess and was more attractive than many. I paid for an hour and got a average massage and then the flip and got what I wanted. She told me I was done and as I was getting dressed I realized I was only in there 30=35 minutes. When I came out I gave her a $20 tip which she found VERY insulting and in no uncertain terms she told me. I told her I paid for an hour and got half that and how in the light of that the tip was fair. She didn't like that!

I will probably never go back![/QUOTE]That's OK. She probably doesn't want you to come back.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7603830]That's OK. She probably doesn't want you to come back.[/QUOTE]I hold AMPs to a higher standard then an American provider. I enjoy a good massage and HJ. I am a stickler when I pay for an hour I want an hour or close to it! Certainly not 30 minute rub and a jackhammer finish.

Wanted to inquire about.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/gainesville/massage/massage-and-more--by-eve-/565976511464[/URL]

Can anyone help?

DM is ok.

Saw her many years ago when she was in Gainesville. She was full service back then, probably still is. She was straight forward, no BS or games, seemed pretty sharp mentally. Can't speak about for her current situation.

[QUOTE=R2415;7613444]Wanted to inquire about.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/gainesville/massage/massage-and-more--by-eve-/565976511464[/URL]

Can anyone help?

DM is ok.[/QUOTE]

Was at Tokyo a few weeks ago. Had enjoyed seeing Cindy during early 2026, and Joyce in March. Rang the bell in late April and Kelly answered the door. Decent massage and same generally accommodative attitude as previous gals there, although I'd personally like to see Cindy or Joyce come back.

[QUOTE=R2415;7613444]Wanted to inquire about.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/gainesville/massage/massage-and-more--by-eve-/565976511464[/URL]

Can anyone help?

DM is ok.[/QUOTE]For $300 (the price she quoted me) I'll stay home and rub one out.

I used to see her when she was a full on provider, but haven't since she went the massage route. She used to give a super solid BBBJ but I've heard she's a hands only provider now. I really do need some good back work done, but her donations she's advertising are crazy. Was wondering if anyone could share their recent experiences, and if she's more negotiable concerning a L2 finish.

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;7616127]Was at Tokyo a few weeks ago. Had enjoyed seeing Cindy during early 2026, and Joyce in March. Rang the bell in late April and Kelly answered the door. Decent massage and same generally accommodative attitude as previous gals there, although I'd personally like to see Cindy or Joyce come back.[/QUOTE]I pass through often last year I meat a smaller younger looking girl. Was that Cindy? I liked her. A lot of the Gainesville ladies are older.

Had some free time a few weeks ago, decided to check out one or two newer AMPs that I haven't seen much mention about on this forum. Went by Yin Yang on SW 24th Ave first. Walked in, after a few minutes a young Asian lady stuck her head out the door and said 20 minute wait. I decided not too and headed out. Not completely sure but it looks like a typical AMP, probably at least an L1 type place.

Drove over to 77 massage at NW 13St and 10th Ave. Decent massage, the general experience was similar to what one might expect at Lucky Q and a few local places. Not sure I'll try either place again, there are similar places closer to the areas I'm typically in.

I stopped into Tokyo on 4th a couple weeks ago. The sign outside says Mulehut, so I'm assuming they've changed their name. Anyway, I saw Joyce and had a very wonderful time with her. An excellent massage.

I asked for 60 minutes and I got 60 minutes.

I asked for deep tissue and I got deep tissue.

I got exactly what I wanted.

I got the impression Joyce was in a giving mood. Very nice atmosphere, quiet, and like I said a very very good deep tissue massage. Will definitely go back soon.

So, I just jack off with my GF in China every week. Yeah, she has a flat chest but if I bring her to the USA I'll pay for her breast enhancement.

[QUOTE=BozoTheClown;7647235]I stopped into Tokyo on 4th a couple weeks ago. The sign outside says Mulehut, so I'm assuming they've changed their name.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Tokyo wasn't appropriate since no one there is Japanese. I guess Mulehut fits if your hung like a mule.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7648551]So, I just jack off with my GF in China every week. Yeah, she has a flat chest but if I bring her to the USA I'll pay for her breast enhancement.[/QUOTE]If it works for you great! I guess.

Has anyone been to the old or new place recently? Phone number is the same.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7648551]So, I just jack off with my GF in China every week. Yeah, she has a flat chest but if I bring her to the USA I'll pay for her breast enhancement.[/QUOTE]I like smaller firm tits anyway.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7656302]Has anyone been to the old or new place recently? Phone number is the same.[/QUOTE]I went a few months ago before the change. I was told it's self service only, which I did while she was finishing my massage. The massage was actually good, and yeah they charge $20 for a table shower which is eh, but I do think she tried to make it a service onto itself, and it was enjoyable.