Humorous Photos

[QUOTE=Gdlint]Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

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Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense![/QUOTE]

I couldn't agree more about this. When the whole Heidi Fleiss thing came out and Charlie Sheen's name was on the list they had asked him why he does it. He said that he doesn't pay for the women to come to him, he pays to have them leave. A lot cheaper in the long run.

[QUOTE=M13 Gunz]You have it absolutely wrong. I don't hate America, I love it more than you can imagine. That's why I'm very disappointed in what was chosen to be president. Socialism now reigns.[/QUOTE]


First of all, "what was chosen to be president." If you think you aren't disrespecting the office of the president by referring to him as Mr. President, or even the President instead of what, you are mistaken. What is an object. It is disrespectful to refer to a president, especially in a time of war, that way. By disrespecting the man, you disrespect the office and you disrespect your country.

Second of all, socialism is where the government provides a safety net to it's citizens. And frankly I can't think of anything more socialist than giving billions to failed and failing companies that deliberately ruined the economy and are still trying to shaft regular folks with the bill. Socialism of a corporate stripe is what we have had for a long time and it is time to pull the plug. Feel free to disagree with me about what I am calling it, but the only other label that fits is fascism. Take your pick. Try to miss your nose.

So my original question stands, only this time not so tongue in cheek. WHy do you hate America? You know, maybe you don't. Maybe you DO LOVE it as much as you say. Perhaps as much as Timothy McVeigh does?

Wolfe

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]New movie playing in Washington. The lead will be there for 4 more years although supporting roles can be recast in two.[/QUOTE]

Yes these replaced the previous three stooges: Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld

I Don't Care Who You Are, This Is Funny! Do You Remember When You Were A Kid And Your Parents Lined You Up Against
A Door Frame To Mark How Tall You Were And Dated The Mark?
Well, This Cartoon Brings A Whole New Perspective To That Exercise!

Laughter Will Keep You Young At Heart!

Always adjust your mirrors.

Things are getting rough out there.

hahahaha

that is hillarious especially w/ the sound fx

LOL @ 23 secs in the blue one spanks the pink one

[QUOTE=A John]Durex advertisement. This may infect be the best condom add I've seen.


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQALeeHWJyE&eurl=http://api.msappspace.com/apprendering/104107/home/01312009103240/1_0_0/render.app[/url][/QUOTE]

What you DON'T want to see through that glory hole:

[url]http://www.cuteoverload.com/images/2009/02/23/1.jpg[/url]

Why I'm not flying Northwest Airlines anymore:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ&NR=1[/url]

Bet woman love this airline!

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Why I'm not flying Northwest Airlines anymore:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ&NR=1[/url][/QUOTE]

How to serve chicken wings to a Man:

halaloua
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8SYjSQtQ-o&feature=channel[/url]

[QUOTE=One Time]Yes these replaced the previous three stooges: Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld[/QUOTE]

Check out this movie from Netflix. It is faster than blockbuster online. It will piss you off about Cheny and Rumsfield. George Bush is just the biggest scapegoat ever.

lol,
CurtisMoto69 MOVIE?????????
Did I miss something? I don`t see a movie name or link or is that the joke?

Help me out
AJ

[QUOTE=CurtisMoto69]Check out this movie from Netflix. It is faster than blockbuster online. It will piss you off about Cheny and Rumsfield. George Bush is just the biggest scapegoat ever.[/QUOTE]

Just something to hopefully bring a smile to someone else

USS Barrack Obama

[QUOTE=A John]lol,
CurtisMoto69 MOVIE?????????
Did I miss something? I don`t see a movie name or link or is that the joke?

Help me out
AJ[/QUOTE]

The name of the movie is in the title of the post (although it is misspelled):

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0912593/]No End in Sight[/url].

However I think we all missed the joke. Just another person using the "Jokes" and "Humorous Photos" threads for political ranting.

Duaaaaa witch way did he go, witch way did he go. lol That one got by me.

Tks KC
AJ




[QUOTE=KC Questor]The name of the movie is in the title of the post (although it is misspelled):

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0912593/]No End in Sight[/url].

However I think we all missed the joke. Just another person using the "Jokes" and "Humorous Photos" threads for political ranting.[/QUOTE]

What are the mathematical chances of having a second good luck in only 2 days?

This guy wins Lotto on a Wednesday, and then finds a fiancé just 2 days later.

You want me to sniff THAT ?!?

Another Example Of An Asshole On A Motorcycle . . .

Pussy. It's not just for dick inserting anymore.

[url]http://www.heaven666.org/gigantic-pussy-penetrated-by-guys-head-4772.php[/url]

Misfit

Need sex....................

[QUOTE=Misfit]Pussy. It's not just for dick inserting anymore.

[url]http://www.heaven666.org/gigantic-pussy-penetrated-by-guys-head-4772.php[/url]

Misfit[/QUOTE]

You know it's fake right?

Notice how the distance between her tits and her "pussy" changes.

[QUOTE=A John]Need sex....................[/QUOTE]


Great shirt. But next time you are wearing it look behind you.

I won't be a government guy you see there, but a banker doing some rumpy pumpy. He'll steal your pants when he is done. And then ask you to bail him out.

He needs government for his bail out with our money lol

[QUOTE=Wolfgang]then ask you to bail him out.[/QUOTE]

The Cat in heat again

Are you expecting a heart wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a truck, lost a leg, dragged himself 100 miles after being bitten by a snake





W R O N G.

[QUOTE=A John]Are you expecting a heart wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a truck, lost a leg, dragged himself 100 miles after being bitten by a snake

W R O N G.[/QUOTE]FTW!!!

R I G H T.

And we call these creatures animals!!!

[QUOTE=A John]And we call these creatures animals!!![/QUOTE]

Great pics. I loved the ones about the cats too.

Dude, you are sick and twisted, but in a good way.

wolfe

This logo should be on all appropriate providers (as is the USDA meat logo) for our benefit!

The perfect woman

LMAO i seen something similar at walmart is said **** on her undies

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Wal-Mart shopper tries to nick the Smiley face and get it out of the store under her dress.[/QUOTE]

Mom thinks "Where the hell did I leave that damn baby bottle".

Kid thinks "Im not hungry anymore! Here cums this mornings milk out the wrong way".

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=71353[/url]

Misfit

[QUOTE=A John]The perfect woman[/QUOTE]Omg. That is one funny ass pic! Thank you for the killer laugh. I'm gonna have to share this with all my friends.

A magician this crowd can appreciate;

[url]http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Most-Wonderful-Magic-Trick-the-Hanky-Panky[/url]

Catching the bouquet is a sure way to be the next married!

There Are Two Basic Types Of
Yoga

1. Yoga From India
And
2. Yoga From West Virginia

[QUOTE=Spankin]A magician this crowd can appreciate;

[url]http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Most-Wonderful-Magic-Trick-the-Hanky-Panky[/url][/QUOTE]
It is obvious she keeps stuffing the handkerchief into flesh-colored pocket on her right palm, that's why her right hand is always in whichever piece of clothing she pulls the hankie out of. But the last "hankie pull" was done with one hand -- so I think she had it in her pussy all along.