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[QUOTE=BigDude71]Hey everyone,

Does anyone have any reviews on this one?

[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/1127036925.html[/url]

Thanks,

Dude[/QUOTE]She is not bad. Has a real tight body with little mid riff, had a good time, can recommend.

We had quite a few posts on her a while ago, my one and only visit was over a year ago. She had all the appropriate lady parts and from a source I trust was born with them, although her personal life is more than a bit eccentric.

The house was filled with AV equipment and for Holyoke is in a decent location, almost anywhere else in that city is worse. While short and chunky she had substantial "assets" and from her muscle tone was working out.

She's not a GFE, she works hard to get you on, off, and off in short order. Lots of dirty talk and moaning once you get your dick within a few feet of her; while I've been fortunate enough to have had a few "nympho GFE" experiences in the past I didn't find her very convincing. Still, if you want to see what it's like to be in a low end porno shoot you might enjoy yourself.

If you still want to give her a try despite the generally lukewarm reviews I'd make sure and book for a half hour, she'll be trying to get you out of there by then anyway.

[QUOTE=BigDude71]Hey everyone,

Does anyone have any reviews on this one?

[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/1127036925.html[/url]

Thanks,

Dude[/QUOTE]

I was wondering if anyone has hit up the Korean Massage parlor in East Longmeadow.

If not, I might have to toftt; not too many amps left in ct

GordonFreeman did a review back on 3-31, I've pasted it below.



Korean Massage Therapy, East Longmeadow

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The place is very clean and secure. No full service. No shower. No sauna. Nice private rooms with real massage tables. Excellent massage by middle aged Korean woman with minimal draping. There was another woman working that had a younger sounding voice, but I did not see her. As the ad implies, I did leave happy. Required tip is $30. I don't get up to that area very often, but I would repeat if I was local.

[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ths/1101134454.html[/url]

We offer Shiatsu Therapy, Swedish, deep tissue
***********open 7 days from 9a.m to 10 p.m $60 per hour.
Here we have best professors who have been working over 6 years.
welcome you come to my therapy reduce your stress and enjoy your time.
I promise that you will happy about our service.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We located near by Springfield.
________________If you drive a car, take 91 highway Exit2 and then take South 83 highway.
Phone number: 413-732-8881
Location: 611 North Main St.East Longmeadow,MA01028
Near by Springfield

[QUOTE=Fred3939]I was wondering if anyone has hit up the Korean Massage parlor in East Longmeadow.

If not, I might have to toftt; not too many amps left in ct[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donaldo]GordonFreeman did a review back on 3-31, I've pasted it below.

Korean Massage Therapy, East Longmeadow

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The place is very clean and secure. No full service. No shower. No sauna. Nice private rooms with real massage tables. Excellent massage by middle aged Korean woman with minimal draping. There was another woman working that had a younger sounding voice, but I did not see her. As the ad implies, I did leave happy. Required tip is $30. I don't get up to that area very often, but I would repeat if I was local.

[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ths/1101134454.html[/url]

We offer Shiatsu Therapy, Swedish, deep tissue
***********open 7 days from 9a.m to 10 p.m $60 per hour.
Here we have best professors who have been working over 6 years.
welcome you come to my therapy reduce your stress and enjoy your time.
I promise that you will happy about our service.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We located near by Springfield.
________________If you drive a car, take 91 highway Exit2 and then take South 83 highway.
Phone number: 413-732-8881
Location: 611 North Main St.East Longmeadow,MA01028
Near by Springfield[/QUOTE]Thank you. I'll be sure to leave my review when I go.

[QUOTE=Zeel]She is not bad. Has a real tight body with little mid riff, had a good time, can recommend.[/QUOTE]


I would steer clear. For a lot of reasons I have mentioned already

I thought I spotted a potential cutie. Turns out:

1) She was not that cute (a bit of a medium sized Latina).
2) She was a bit too ripe (one of the joys of summer).

I gave her a small donation for not staying in the car any longer than necessary. She asked for more. I told her that $10 for 2 minutes in my car works out to an hourly wage of $300 per hour. Every second she argued with me she cheapened her rate...

A few LE out an about. There should be more hardworking girls out here. I think they must have fled to a nicer city (maybe Waterbury?)

Was out last night around midnight, cruised the normal spots, nothing to be found, streets were extremely empty

WHAT THE FUCK OUT FOR LE EVERYWHERE!

But found my little Rosie Perez lesbo girl. Have not seen year in years! She is still hot and talented. I should have stayed for more or gone for another round.

Nice PR girl. Has not aged much in the last 2 years. Got digits too!

I was in a gambling mood so I checked CL and found an ad that I decided to try. CL is such a hit-or-miss site (usually MISS), but I think I have gotten the hang of spotting bullshit ads fast enough and I think I am able to screen the rest on the first phone contact.

The ad contained an unusual area code (that usually is a red flag for me, BTW), but the pic was almost certainly not lifted off another site (and there is no way it was a professional photo), so I called. The girl who answers gets through my screening process-- BARELY. What did I find out? Among other things that she is 1) Independent 2) Working solo 3) At a safe incall. I ask a bunch of other things and carry a little conversation to feel things out. Although I am far from 100% with this girl (and I clearly hear someone else in the background), we negotiate. Her prices are ridiculous. I tell her no thank you (with a gentle laugh). She asks what I can afford (that's the wrong question, hon... You mean what do I want to pay?). I answered the latter question-- $100. I was surprised with the "yes" answer I received. Her incall was in CT, near Bradley. Yeah, that's also a red flag, but I decided to make the drive over.

So, what have we learned thus far? Too many red flags to make the trip, right? Should know better, shouldn't I? But I was very very curious. Something about my interaction with this girl made me want to take the chance. So off I go.

When I arrive at her spot-- local No-tell, clean and safe as described, I knock at the door. The girl that opens it is a knockout. Simply an amazingly attractive girl (but a little too young for me). Maybe 19 at best. She looked like she could have walked off of the set of the OC or 90210 or any other stupid TV teen soap. Thin, dirty blonde, and petite. She is indeed all kinds of yummy! She also had a really NICE set of tits. Have not seen a great set of naturals like hers on a working girl since Sadie (at her best). She is wearing a super tight sports top and a set of baggy sweats strung low on her waist with the G-string riding high up her back (in "whale tale" fashion). But of course there is a catch-- behind her is another girl. Also very nice. This girl was Latin looking and of a lightly larger build (but not fat at all).

So I cover the trust issue first. I made it clear that I was not happy about making the trip when what I was told on the phone was not 100% honest. We cover a lot of ground. I get her to take her top off immediately (cop test). Man what beautiful breasts! Almost perfect C's...

At first we are supposed to do our thing on one bed while her friend reads or watches TV. My answer was "no." The second option is for me to double the fee and involve her friend. I ask for specifics. I am told they will fool around with each other and I can have one of them with one pop. My answer is "no." I politely tell them that I don't think this is going to work. Meanwhile, the phone in the room and each girl's cell phone is ringing non stop. I find that the most irritating part of our interaction. I tell them so. I ask them both to get naked. They ask for fee up front. I tell them "not a chance." They go into some unbelievable bullshit about how I might leave without paying. I show them cash and I tell them I know that whoever is on the other end of the phone (and likely in the room next door) probably would not go for the no fee scenario. I say goodnight and leave.

I make it out of the parking lot when my cell rings. All apologies and promises. I am definitely into fucking them both-- they are WAY hot. So I listen. If I can come back, "they will make it worth my while." I tell them I have wasted too much time already. "We'll make it worth it. Promise." Okay (I am such a sap). "Can you bring us some smokes too?" "It's coming out of the fee." "Okay."

So I return and I scope the place out from afar. There are a few rooms operating at this place. And there are at least 2 males watching over 6 girls. My spider sense tells me to just drive away. But the girl calls again. I go to the room with $90 and a pack of smokes. When I get in the room I make some rules. Get naked is rule #1. Shut the phone off is #2. Latin girl accommodates and she starts to shine a bit-- it turns out she is pretty spunky and fun. She is also nice to look at naked. The cuter "tighty-whitey" girl only strips to the G-string. She tells me she is on her period (oh please!). The Latina then calls on her phone to inform that she will be busy for the next 40 minutes. I think I already know who got that call.

The dynamics of the threesome is difficult. It is hard to get these two to work well as a team for me. They are hot when the do each other, and not bad when they are working together on the rod (kissing each other and then sharing me in their mouths). But getting it on any further with either of them is less than stellar. The cute white girl is almost emotionless when I give her attention. That's a big downer. She seems so not into it that I stop. I have to pry Latina off my cock and ask-- What's up with this?" As whitey sits back against the wall in her panties.

Whitey tells me she wants me to cum already. It's only been 15 minutes at best! So now I am getting pissed. I reposition her beneath me and instruct the Latin girl to keep her happy. I go to work on the Latina and her pussy is actually amazingly clean, sweet, groomed and awesome to play with. I put on the rubber and am about to enter her from behind when she tells me that she does not "do full service." I eat her more and then rub my sheathed cock on her pussy lips and play with her tits as white strokes Latina's hair. Latina is getting the best of everything, damnit. I move back toward whitey (who I do want to fuck now...). But she is only into pleasing Latina or having her tits played with.

Now comes break #3 or 4... I tell them both I have had enough and that I want to "cum already." Maybe we are 25 or 30 minutes in. But that is with pauses! I feel like a movie director in a bad film. So I play the role; I tell them how I want them positioned and I figure my best bet is to go back to double oral. I make sure that tighty-whitey's G-string puss is 1 inch from my face too. And I play with it through the tiny panties. There is no tampon or signs of "that time of the month." Her snatch is also fucking amazing! I warn them when I am about to blow and, despite all the fucking hassles, they do a pretty good job and I am feeling GREAT. I tell Latina not to stop as I start to go. She moves her mouth away and works my pecker like crazy with her hand as I unload. And MAN DO I UNLOAD! I blow a HUGE load all over caucasian girl's hair and shoulder and face. I don't think Latina saw it coming (pardon the pun), because it sure as shit HORRIFIED the adorable white girl! She runs to the bathroom. Latina goes after her in a bit but returns with a warm, wet washrag (nice touch).

She chats with me a little and tells me that I should really come and see them again (can you believe that?). I make no promises. I leave them $90 on the counter. Latina asks "for a tip." I tell her sorry-- I only bring the negotiated amount to a date. She again tells me that their going rate is $400 for the hour. Boo hoo...

I get a hug from the Latina. Tighty whitey comes out of the bathroom to say a quiet goodbye.

Doubt I will repeat with these two. Cute as hell, no doubt, but clearly being pimped out and far from safe (and a little far from Springfield too).

I would return to fuck either of them individually (if I felt I could trust them-- which I don't at this point). Still-- part of the reason I still am in the hobby is for little adventures.

Wow. You are a MUCH braver man than I! This thing was screaming out potential problems every step of the way. I had to read all the way through because I was just waiting to read, "Then the pimp came busting through the door with his 9mm. " Glad you made it out ok. Sounds like all's well that end's well. Be careful out there!

[QUOTE=Garthy]I was in a gambling mood so I checked CL and found an ad that I decided to try. CL is such a hit-or-miss site (usually MISS), but I think I have gotten the hang of spotting bullshit ads fast enough and I think I am able to screen the rest on the first phone contact.

The ad contained an unusual area code (that usually is a red flag for me, BTW), but the pic was almost certainly not lifted off another site (and there is no way it was a professional photo), so I called. The girl who answers gets through my screening process-- BARELY. What did I find out? Among other things that she is 1) Independent 2) Working solo 3) At a safe incall. I ask a bunch of other things and carry a little conversation to feel things out. Although I am far from 100% with this girl (and I clearly hear someone else in the background), we negotiate. Her prices are ridiculous. I tell her no thank you (with a gentle laugh). She asks what I can afford (that's the wrong question, hon. You mean what do I want to pay? ). I answered the latter question-- $100. I was surprised with the "yes" answer I received. Her incall was in CT, near Bradley. Yeah, that's also a red flag, but I decided to make the drive over.

So, what have we learned thus far? Too many red flags to make the trip, right? Should know better, shouldn't I? But I was very very curious. Something about my interaction with this girl made me want to take the chance. So off I go.

When I arrive at her spot-- local No-tell, clean and safe as described, I knock at the door. The girl that opens it is a knockout. Simply an amazingly attractive girl (but a little too young for me). Maybe 19 at best. She looked like she could have walked off of the set of the OC or 90210 or any other stupid TV teen soap. Thin, dirty blonde, and petite. She is indeed all kinds of yummy! She also had a really NICE set of tits. Have not seen a great set of naturals like hers on a working girl since Sadie (at her best). She is wearing a super tight sports top and a set of baggy sweats strung low on her waist with the G-string riding high up her back (in "whale tale" fashion). But of course there is a catch-- behind her is another girl. Also very nice. This girl was Latin looking and of a lightly larger build (but not fat at all).

So I cover the trust issue first. I made it clear that I was not happy about making the trip when what I was told on the phone was not 100% honest. We cover a lot of ground. I get her to take her top off immediately (cop test). Man what beautiful breasts! Almost perfect C's.

At first we are supposed to do our thing on one bed while her friend reads or watches TV. My answer was "no. " The second option is for me to double the fee and involve her friend. I ask for specifics. I am told they will fool around with each other and I can have one of them with one pop. My answer is "no. " I politely tell them that I don't think this is going to work. Meanwhile, the phone in the room and each girl's cell phone is ringing non stop. I find that the most irritating part of our interaction. I tell them so. I ask them both to get naked. They ask for fee up front. I tell them "not a chance. " They go into some unbelievable bullshit about how I might leave without paying. I show them cash and I tell them I know that whoever is on the other end of the phone (and likely in the room next door) probably would not go for the no fee scenario. I say goodnight and leave.

I make it out of the parking lot when my cell rings. All apologies and promises. I am definitely into fucking them both-- they are WAY hot. So I listen. If I can come back, "they will make it worth my while. " I tell them I have wasted too much time already. "We'll make it worth it. Promise. " Okay (I am such a sap). "Can you bring us some smokes too? " "It's coming out of the fee. " "Okay. "

So I return and I scope the place out from afar. There are a few rooms operating at this place. And there are at least 2 males watching over 6 girls. My spider sense tells me to just drive away. But the girl calls again. I go to the room with $90 and a pack of smokes. When I get in the room I make some rules. Get naked is rule #1. Shut the phone off is #2. Latin girl accommodates and she starts to shine a bit-- it turns out she is pretty spunky and fun. She is also nice to look at naked. The cuter "tighty-whitey" girl only strips to the G-string. She tells me she is on her period (oh please! ). The Latina then calls on her phone to inform that she will be busy for the next 40 minutes. I think I already know who got that call.

The dynamics of the threesome is difficult. It is hard to get these two to work well as a team for me. They are hot when the do each other, and not bad when they are working together on the rod (kissing each other and then sharing me in their mouths). But getting it on any further with either of them is less than stellar. The cute white girl is almost emotionless when I give her attention. That's a big downer. She seems so not into it that I stop. I have to pry Latina off my cock and ask-- What's up with this? " As whitey sits back against the wall in her panties.

Whitey tells me she wants me to cum already. It's only been 15 minutes at best! So now I am getting pissed. I reposition her beneath me and instruct the Latin girl to keep her happy. I go to work on the Latina and her pussy is actually amazingly clean, sweet, groomed and awesome to play with. I put on the rubber and am about to enter her from behind when she tells me that she does not "do full service. " I eat her more and then rub my sheathed cock on her pussy lips and play with her tits as white strokes Latina's hair. Latina is getting the best of everything, damnit. I move back toward whitey (who I do want to fuck now.). But she is only into pleasing Latina or having her tits played with.

Now comes break #3 or 4. I tell them both I have had enough and that I want to "cum already. " Maybe we are 25 or 30 minutes in. But that is with pauses! I feel like a movie director in a bad film. So I play the role; I tell them how I want them positioned and I figure my best bet is to go back to double oral. I make sure that tighty-whitey's G-string puss is 1 inch from my face too. And I play with it through the tiny panties. There is no tampon or signs of "that time of the month. " Her snatch is also fucking amazing! I warn them when I am about to blow and, despite all the fucking hassles, they do a pretty good job and I am feeling GREAT. I tell Latina not to stop as I start to go. She moves her mouth away and works my pecker like crazy with her hand as I unload. And MAN DO I UNLOAD! I blow a HUGE load all over caucasian girl's hair and shoulder and face. I don't think Latina saw it coming (pardon the pun), because it sure as shit HORRIFIED the adorable white girl! She runs to the bathroom. Latina goes after her in a bit but returns with a warm, wet washrag (nice touch).

She chats with me a little and tells me that I should really come and see them again (can you believe that? ). I make no promises. I leave them $90 on the counter. Latina asks "for a tip. " I tell her sorry-- I only bring the negotiated amount to a date. She again tells me that their going rate is $400 for the hour. Boo hoo.

I get a hug from the Latina. Tighty whitey comes out of the bathroom to say a quiet goodbye.

Doubt I will repeat with these two. Cute as hell, no doubt, but clearly being pimped out and far from safe (and a little far from Springfield too).

I would return to fuck either of them individually (if I felt I could trust them-- which I don't at this point). Still-- part of the reason I still am in the hobby is for little adventures.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gravitas69]Wow. You are a MUCH braver man than I! This thing was screaming out potential problems every step of the way. I had to read all the way through because I was just waiting to read, "Then the pimp came busting through the door with his 9mm. " Glad you made it out ok. Sounds like all's well that end's well. Be careful out there![/QUOTE]

Been very close to that and indeed should have shown better sense!

I see the dynamic duo has a new ad-- the pic is them. My advise (and Gravitas') is to STAY AWAY!

[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/1154496503.html[/url]

Wow! Great post, Garthy.

I surf CL daily and have made a few calls but have never had the balls to do what you did. There are some knockouts on there, too. There is one on Hartford Erotic named Julianna that is "smoking HOT!' but she never calls back. Maybe that's a good thing for me.

This week there is a guy posting that he got mugged when a pimp burst in. He says, "how am I going to explain this black eye to my wife?"

And then there's the posibility of it being LE. CT Attorney General Blumenthal is going after CL.

Be careful out there, gentlemen.

Anyone go to the strip clubs down worthington? I'm new to the area but I've never seen girls "working" this hard in clubs since Providence. I was at 418 last week- many openly offered service, but I took a PR with an extremely nice round ass to the VIP area which is basiclly two rooms separated by folding divetors in a dark corner of the place. As I enter the room to the right, I couldn't help but notice a gentlemen in the left room recieving what appeared to be a pretty tight cowgirl ride.

Anyway I sat down and pulled out my little man and my money. 4 she got on the knees and to work BBBJ. Can't say she used the best technique, but at least she seemed into it which help make me feel very comfortable. Maybe too comfortable. I blew the load a bit early for my own liking LOL! Oh yea and I never warned her it was cumming LOL!.sorry. She attempted to let me finish in her mouth but since she wasn't ready I got some spillage on the sweat pants.

The girl then spit my load next to the prestained couch and also on the wall (seriously) and politely asked me for another. 1 for not warning her. I gave her a lincoln (she was polite about it)and we walked out the back room together.

What was really great about the whole thing was in RI I've paid 3 times more for just as much fun. I think I like it here.

Whats the story on the 5th alarm?

I'm hearing its a gang hang out- but hell didnt someone get shot at MG recently?

It IS a gang hang out, and has been going steadily further in that direction over the past few years, especially late on weekend nights. But if you really enjoy the thrill of danger, spend some quality time late at night at the 418. It's a miracle there hasn't been more violence there. But believe me, it's coming. In my opinion, 418 is the worst of the worst in terms of potential danger. And all the fat girls there are definitely NOT worth risking your life over! Do you know they actually promote it as a fat girl club? See [url]http://the418club.com/home.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Ben11]Whats the story on the 5th alarm?

I'm hearing its a gang hang out- but hell didnt someone get shot at MG recently?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gravitas69]It IS a gang hang out, and has been going steadily further in that direction over the past few years, especially late on weekend nights. But if you really enjoy the thrill of danger, spend some quality time late at night at the 418. It's a miracle there hasn't been more violence there. But believe me, it's coming. In my opinion, 418 is the worst of the worst in terms of potential danger. And all the fat girls there are definitely NOT worth risking your life over! Do you know they actually promote it as a fat girl club? See [url]http://the418club.com/home.html[/url][/QUOTE]Only one girl on that site strips at 418 regularly

It's an ass bar. Not a titty bar.

[QUOTE=Gravitas69]It IS a gang hang out, and has been going steadily further in that direction over the past few years, especially late on weekend nights. But if you really enjoy the thrill of danger, spend some quality time late at night at the 418. It's a miracle there hasn't been more violence there. But believe me, it's coming. In my opinion, 418 is the worst of the worst in terms of potential danger. And all the fat girls there are definitely NOT worth risking your life over! Do you know they actually promote it as a fat girl club? See [url]http://the418club.com/home.html[/url][/QUOTE]Looks like an interesting marketing gimmick anyway. I mean, EVERYBODY offers up hot young, in shape girls. So there's a niche for this I do suppose. Their website however, is pretty horrible. They don't even list their hours of operation. I would check the place out sometime if I happen to be in the Springfield area, but when are they open? Do they have a day shift? Sounds like it's too much trouble for what it's worth at night. Gang activity and such.

Yeah -- place sux! Only safe time to go is during the day. I hear the girls shoot up smack right in the club

[QUOTE=Garthy]Yeah.- place sux! Only safe time to go is during the day. I hear the girls shoot up smack right in the club[/QUOTE]I took a chance and walked into 5th alarm last night about 11.

Mind you I didn't check these responses to my post until today. Its a hole- like the 418 only bigger.

The place had some cute girls in there- young fun and WYLD! Got a few private dances from one of the girls in there-Carmen, Cuban and something else, she said it was only her second night stripping. Most of the girls are hoodish but this one was very sweet.

Talked with a good looking one thats been there a few years. She told me the place used to have alot of "rough" girls but that the manager is changing the image and getting cuter and younger workers.

ANyway towards the end of the dance a fight broke out in the dressing area which is kind of open and to the rear of the club. Two of the girls were fighting overe some guy (pimp? ). I saw my sweet Carmen with her street clothes. I gave her a little shrug of the shoulders like idk whats going on as she headed towards the exit.

I decided to get outta dodge also. Went to a nice regular bar for awhile.

Drove by 5th again on the way home- saw a cruiser parked out front.

During the day, both 418 and the mighty 5th are safe. I too would avoid them Friday and Saturday nights, but no more than the other d'town dance clubs. The cover charges sift the truly indigent among us out and that means you can get a seat and enjoy yourself, and not have knuckleheads craning in on your show.

Theres enough drug abuse going on at all the strip clubs-it doesn't bother me. Everybodys have to watch their valuables at all times anyways, right? And believe me, its the hottest chicks (conventionally speaking) that are the heaviest dopers. Thanks for the description of yr experience-yikes! Those couches were new not long ago! Black lights back there tell a million stories I guess. I always liked the 418 better-you ain't doin that in the 5th too often.

What REALLY SUCKS about the Fifth-

1. 3/4 of the bartenders are lazyass mushheads-fucking up the change, yakking with buddies instead of serving drinks

2. The foul mens room is beyond comprehension. You have to walk on pee, then walk onto carpeting, which the girls walk barefoot on. Its not that tough to mop once a fucking day, chrissakes. Theres a whole building full of hobos next door who would do it for cheap-cmon management!

Best thing about the Fifth:

The big metal detector everyones have to walk through.

Snailtrail

Good for you for checking it out B7-Personally I like the mix of type: hotties, chubbies and the truly unfortunate CAN co-exist in peace spreading for bread. I don't post much, but I didn't want the myth of them being 'dangerous places' stop anyone. These girls need your dollars, guys.

At 12midnight the cops are there every night-the station is around the corner-there doesn't have to be any trouble.

I'm not pro-pimp, but the beefs in the bar don't have anything to do with them. It takes next to nothing to get these chicks to fight each other.no exaggeration. All hoodrat level respect-issue stuff.

Go during the day if you can. They (and 418) open at 12 but usually no one shows up til 1ish to dance. As you might guess, I love both places! You never know who's gonna be there (aside from the 'reliable' contingent, which is pretty small).

Oh yeah-the 418 has a righteous place to crap: a big plus for me after a night of chicken wings. And they sweep broken glass up from the parking lot.

The fifth lot- watch good for glass, especially across the street. And don't fear the hobos or hoes approaching, just be polite and keep moving.

Snailtrail

Ps. It used to be a lot worse, honest.

Thanks guys for all the great info, especially about the clubs and extra services. I wanted to ask about one of the CL girls who work out of Springfield named Katie. Her posts on CL don't include a pic and she claims she's a college student. She has good rates (I talked to her) but for some reason the no-pic thing makes me nervous. She's in Springfield now. Anyone tried her out? can you give me a report?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Cheeckymonkey]She has good rates (I talked to her) but for some reason the no-pic thing makes me nervous. She's in Springfield now. Anyone tried her out? can you give me a report?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Gotta tell her to send a pic to your email.

I've met quite a few girls from cl. Dont have any info on that katie cl girl. But about cl i do want to say, as much as people are iffy about it i have never had a problem with it. Of course besides some girls being shady- upselling or under preforming. For the most part i find the girls are just as worried about me being LE as i am that I've walked into a sting.

One thing i always do is ask to touch a body part before ANY discussion. Not sure why but i heard LE cant touch or let you. And im also as vague as possible whenever i call or write an email. When it comes to LE i am more afraid of being caught with a sw in my car. And lastly-I reserve the fucking right. if i get there and its a 200lbs stump and her picture was from ******* 4 years ago then i bail. (Quality control starts with us) these tips have worked for me with chat lines and Cl.

Anyone got any tips? Anyone know anything about the asking to touch them thing? Is it legit?

[QUOTE=Cheeckymonkey]Thanks guys for all the great info, especially about the clubs and extra services. I wanted to ask about one of the CL girls who work out of Springfield named Katie. Her posts on CL don't include a pic and she claims she's a college student. She has good rates (I talked to her) but for some reason the no-pic thing makes me nervous. She's in Springfield now. Anyone tried her out? can you give me a report?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I can't say I know what your into but. She's not thick and curvy, SHE'S FAT UNSEXY and does not carry weight well.

Please Don't take my word for it and go look at her for yourself.

It's fun, but does not protect you in any legal sense. le can take your money, fuck you in the ass, and then arrest you if they want to. Sound illegal? What's your point, that le never does anything illegal en route to a bust? Who will be believed, the upstanding officer or the slimy pervert trying to pay for sex in a dingy motel?

You can protect yourself by seeing escorts who have been reviewed on a reputable site, or taking the advice of trusted comrades. Every time you see someone off CL, local adult newspaper, etc, you are taking one for the team. Does your cop check method work? Yes, right up until the time it doesn't work.

[QUOTE=Clarence]It's fun, but does not protect you in any legal sense. le can take your money, fuck you in the ass, and then arrest you if they want to. Sound illegal? What's your point, that le never does anything illegal en route to a bust? Who will be believed, the upstanding officer or the slimy pervert trying to pay for sex in a dingy motel?

You can protect yourself by seeing escorts who have been reviewed on a reputable site, or taking the advice of trusted comrades. Every time you see someone off CL, local adult newspaper, etc, you are taking one for the team. Does your cop check method work? Yes, right up until the time it doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

Great advice Clarence. To see this is true, one should just read the police report from when they did undercover investigations of the 2041 Club in Meriden, CT. The myth that LE can't touch, or be touched, is a thing of the past.

[url]http://www.mysunforums.com/content/RJ/content/myrj/Documents/PoliceReport.pdf[/url]

Are these customers the stupidest people alive? They just give up info on their regular stop? I wouldn't admit to getting a bj, hj or fs unless they proved I did it.

Thanks for the report, Wolfman.

[QUOTE=Wolfman Jack]Great advice Clarence. To see this is true, one should just read the police report from when they did undercover investigations of the 2041 Club in Meriden, CT. The myth that LE can't touch, or be touched, is a thing of the past.

[url]http://www.mysunforums.com/content/RJ/content/myrj/Documents/PoliceReport.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]

What is this?!? Action on the Springfield forum? A discussion? A visit from the Wolfman?

Wow... what a day! I took this as a sign from the Lord and went cruising. A lot girls out in the daylight. Some real old timers too. But none in the good way. As I told Steel not too long ago, I just don't have the energy, desire or need to stop for crap! Especially if it could result in BAAAAD things occurring.

So, I counted 8 SWs. Ironically, if I added up the numbers, they ranked about an 8 in total. Okay-- maybe one of them was a 3.

Go to it, Springfield!

The Meriden police report on the brothel down there was enlightening, but did not scare me off from SWs. The cop goes in with a mic and asks whats on the menu, and pays the basic fee. The girl strips and puts her hand in his pants and starts rubbing. Gee, if that's what being a cop is like, I might enroll in the police academy!

Anyway, I appreciate the post, but it's not necessarily relevant to picking up a girl. I always follow my 10 basic rules for safety:

1. Nod or signal the girl, then pull around the corner or into a parking lot half a block away. Never stop and negotiate through the window. That's a sure set up for a sting.
2. Unlock the door and wait for the girl to get into the car. If it's a sting, she probably won't get in.
3. Ask something innocuous like, "Would you like a ride somewhere?" Then drive off to safer place to conduct negotiations.
4. Do a cop check: Ask her if she's a cop. If she says no, then ask her to show you she's not. She'll probably expose her tits, or invite you to feel them (not a bad way to evaluate the goods prior to negotiations).
5. Before I touch her, I always invite her to touch me first. This puts her at ease, and is again a pretty good way of erasing any lingering doubts that she's an undercover cop.
6. Once all this business is done, or even before, she may ask you "What are you looking for?" I never answer until I've done all the checks. I like to respond with, "What's on the menu?".
7. Ask her to give you a price for a service first. I never make the first offer. If you name a price, it's difficult to go lower. If she names a price, you can offer her less.
8. Read the last few months of posts so you know what the going rate is. This is valuable info that your brethren here on the board have gone to bat to get for you. Use it!
9. Pick out a safe spot in advance that you are comfortable with to do the deed, that isn't too far away. She doesn't want to waste a lot of time driving to some remote spot and then coming back - all time she could be on the street making her next sale.
10. Be wary if she wants to take you to her favorite spot. I'm always looking for good spots, so I'll sometimes go along. If I'm uncomfortable when I see it, then I say, "Let's go to my spot - this feels too risky to me".

There's a great post with 22 rules for safe street mongering that is definitely worth reading. It covers some of the same ground that I did, but is missing a few key points. Here's the link: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/a...geringrules.php[/url]

Finally, be careful out there... be safe and you'll have a great time; be careless and your evening (and many following days) will be ruined.

[QUOTE=Cheeckymonkey]Thanks guys for all the great info, especially about the clubs and extra services. I wanted to ask about one of the CL girls who work out of Springfield named Katie. Her posts on CL don't include a pic and she claims she's a college student. She has good rates (I talked to her) but for some reason the no-pic thing makes me nervous. She's in Springfield now. Anyone tried her out? can you give me a report?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I met this girl. She lies in her ad. She is a big girl and all her weight shows very clearly in her huge gut. She is a nice person and does a lot of talking. She used to work out of a motel in Chicopee that was really run down and dirty. I don't know where she works from now since I wouldn't want to call her again.

I usually leave half of a twenty dollar bill hanging out the end of the power windows on the driver's and passenger's side. It's no big deal if a SW tries to grab it without services, since they are both halves of the same twenty and to use it, they are going to need both halves.

Also, the fact that my ride is bright purple with "GOT PUSSY?" written on it with big yellow Scooby-Doo lettering makes for a nice ice-breaker. Sometimes I use the loudspeaker on top to solicit too, usually saying something like "get your erotic-economic stimulus here!"

I find these techniques proven and safe.

I always thought I had the ultimate cruising machine in my 1976 spring green AMC Pacer (surprising leg room). But now I know it's been Garthy scooping up all the talent in front of me in his PussyWagon.

[QUOTE=Wolfman Jack]Great advice Clarence. To see this is true, one should just read the police report from when they did undercover investigations of the 2041 Club in Meriden, CT. The myth that LE can't touch, or be touched, is a thing of the past.

[url]http://www.mysunforums.com/content/RJ/content/myrj/Documents/PoliceReport.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]

Also, the usasexreview.com web site listed in the report does not exist. I'm pretty sure they are talking about this site.

[QUOTE=Garthy]
Also, the fact that my ride is bright purple with "GOT PUSSY?" written on it with big yellow Scooby-Doo lettering makes for a nice ice-breaker. Sometimes I use the loudspeaker on top to solicit too, usually saying something like "get your erotic-economic stimulus here!"

I find these techniques proven and safe.[/QUOTE]

For some reason that just reminded me of an old episode of the tv show COPS. They had a guy in a minivan dressed up as a clown busting SW's.

What's the world coming to when you can't even trust a clown? What's next, having undercover cops dressed as priests picking up SW's?

I actually know a girl that has a priest and a rabbi as regular customers... at least they're staying away from the little boys.

Garthy you are too funny the loudspeaker was hilarious,the SO asked me what I was laughing at!,I was so loud,(I'm downstairs on my computer,out of sight)guess I should be more carefull ,don't want to explain this site to her, that's for sure!And Clarence,with the old AMC Pacer you could probably have a pretty comfortable 3some in that baby! Imagine picking up 2 SW's for that!

I'm from Central CT and I don't get to your fair city too often but I always check out the Springfield section, especially for Garthy's comments. Too funny.

Thanks Egg and Clarence for the good advice.

Boys, I finally connected with an Albany based escort who calls herself Chanel. You can check her out on escorts dot com. I had a phenominal time and made a new friend. She is 22, pretty, black, voluptuous (REALLY voluptuous, not fatty-boomballaty like it seems to mean today.) She is 5'4" and about 36DD-32-38; enormous soft round natural boobs and unbelievably round hips and booty. She's not a "wild" fuck, but kind of young-shy - but very willing. BBBJ, DATY, covered FS, lots of positions, lots of lingerie.

I'm going to photograph her, and I may take her on "tour", thinking about a short trip to SPFLD to get her feet wet. Any interest? We'd probably give a little discount off her regular rate, and we will do this if we get 2-3 or more guys interested. PM me if you are interested, or for more info if you need it. SENIOR MEMBERS ONLY, sorry guys - but if you are a newbie and can get a senior to vouch for you, I will share with you.

I'm thinking about the last week in May/ first week in June if I get any interest.

Thanks

Clarence the Pimp

Cruised quite a bit looking for any hope that Springfield might be coming out of its funk and back to its glory days. After all-- the economy sucks, plenty of people out of work, even the Mexicans are now preferring to illegally go to Guatemala rather than the US, because the job market is better and the healthcare is better too (now what does that tell you?).

But man the pickings were slim! Saw too many funky, ugly girls. Saw an ex-dancer from CS and stopped for her. But even she had hit the wall hard. I tried to Steel move and gave her my digits to give to any girls who were looking for extra work (who were fuckable, since this girl no longer met standards). I promised her a commission for all closed deals.

Still, I suspect her phone will run our of minutes fast and that getting her next fix will take priority over fixing to get anything positive done in her life.

Saw Country-- I cannot believe that girl is still alive. Amazing. She looks a little something like the half-formed creature from the "Mummy" movie (yeah the Brendon Frazier one...).

Goddamn it, it's hard to get some quality, cheap poon.

I have to agree with Garthy about Country. I saw her recently when I was in town and it made me a bit ill. She was once a fine piece of street talent.

There were a few other girls out that day and even a couple of girls out up in Holyoke. The problem is, 199% of the time I can't bring myself to take the risk to stop for them. Most of the girls are so fucked up and/or ugly that I pass without even slowing down.

Damn, things continue to go downhill on the talent front all over the east coast. It has been a long time since I've picked up a sw. I'm not out mongering as much as many here on the board because I only do it when I'm traveling out of town. But I'm still out at least 3 or 4 times a month and it just ain't like the old days. Funny thing is the old days were not that long ago when you consider Country's condition.

Hopefully you guys will see that it's your patriotic duty to improve the conditions in Springfield. :) I have to be up that way in a couple of weeks and I'd like to write a report about fucking some tiny, tight (doesn't have to be white), 20 year old nympho. Memories....

Stay safe....................Troller