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Burr in My Saddle
You wanna know what really chaps my butt?
Mistress XXX ads!
An uglier than average woman who wants you to pay to have her boss you around. Isn't that what every guy wants to get away from?
OK, I know someone will say that SOMEONE out there is paying them to act that way, I just can't stomach it.
No need to prove me wrong, I just had to get it off my chest.
W.
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Burr in My Saddle
I don't know which is worse, what "W" points out or the hot women who are nice to our face and hate our guts behind our back.
[QUOTE=The Worb]You wanna know what really chaps my butt?
Mistress XXX ads!
An uglier than average woman who wants you to pay to have her boss you around. Isn't that what every guy wants to get away from?
OK, I know someone will say that SOMEONE out there is paying them to act that way, I just can't stomach it.
No need to prove me wrong, I just had to get it off my chest.
W.[/QUOTE]
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April Part II
[url]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/want-to-be-robbed-then-call-321-609-0562-hot-look-hot-personality-and-an-even-hotter-time-25/4063459[/url]
Someone, (not me), posted this today on BP. It's now a crime spree LOL!
More details: She slipped the donation in her purse and used the bathroom. Then said she would call her friend to tell her she was busy and to not text her any more, and would stand in the doorway to smoke. While I was at the sink, poof, she bolted on outta there.
I guess I could get flagellated by Mistress XXX.
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[QUOTE=Golfcart]I don't know which is worse, what "W" points out or the hot women who are nice to our face and hate our guts behind our back.[/QUOTE]As long as 'they' maintain the illusion of 'loving' us while speaking/in our company does it matter?
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[QUOTE=Blodar]Taking a shortcut from Cocoa Beach to Melbourne...(before dark) my little friend saw a young WSW walking on Peach at the Lake intersection. Introductions ensued and he gave her a ride out to western Cocoa to get acquainted. BBBJ-spit. Blonde, thin, bad teeth, probably bad health in general. Delivered her home to Fern. Average for the area. Let the big head rule in picking a spot so I could concentrate.[/QUOTE]
That is the one the cop was stalking. Did she live in the project side of fern? yo ujust dropped her off on Pineda?
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Consider Meself Lucky
[QUOTE=Hodar]That is the one the cop was stalking. Did she live in the project side of fern? yo ujust dropped her off on Pineda?[/QUOTE]
I dropped her off ON Fern. When I picked her up at Peach and Lake I had circled around so as to be coming from the other direction on W. Peach, so she had to walk to me. I had the presence of mind to drive on out of the neighborhood and W. on 520 for several miles. You know, like in the Bond movies, to make sure that you don't have a tail... Still, I considers meself lucky. Thanks for reminding us of that.
Happy Hunting.
B
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[QUOTE=Blodar]I dropped her off ON Fern. When I picked her up at Peach and Lake I had circled around so as to be coming from the other direction on W. Peach, so she had to walk to me. I had the presence of mind to drive on out of the neighborhood and W. on 520 for several miles. You know, like in the Bond movies, to make sure that you don't have a tail... Still, I considers meself lucky. Thanks for reminding us of that.
Happy Hunting.
B[/QUOTE]
Well I should not have put a rat jacket on her that was hasty, but I saw what I saw and am not sure what it meant. It could have been LEO busting her balls, or not. I have been with her b4 and she presented no problems at all,
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Lolz
I am posting this on my favorite boards, Orlando and Brevard. Found this gem on the Jax board. It is way too funny! Look at third pic down. I won't be meeting this one...
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-girl-ready-2-party/1619087[/url]
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It does matter.
I cannot say it is common for women to hate and resent us on account of our position in the hobby, but I will say it is not uncommon (if that makes any sense). I believe many of the problems we have (like when we are made to wait 30 minutes in the lobby) are caused on purpose by the women acting out their passive-aggressive behavior on us.
I do believe we are hated by some at a level we do not realize, all hidden from view by that smile.
I acknowledge we bring some of this on ourselves.
[QUOTE=Dakkon98]As long as 'they' maintain the illusion of 'loving' us while speaking/in our company does it matter?[/QUOTE]
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Escort Reports
I don't know how many of you agree, but there is a seperate forum for the escort talk. I'm tired of sorting threw the general reports for SW when there seems to be alot of escort talk here.
Thank you thats my 2 cents
Mudslide
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Not to be a dick, but...
[QUOTE=Mudslide]I don't know how many of you agree, but there is a seperate forum for the escort talk. I'm tired of sorting threw the general reports for SW when there seems to be alot of escort talk here.
Thank you thats my 2 cents
Mudslide[/QUOTE]
You have been a member for five (5) years, and only have 24 posts. I think you should add a few more posts and become a senior member. Then you could start a SW section. That is if all the searching is bothering you too much.
Thank you thats my 2 cents.
Vero
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Mr Vero
Well to be a dick I am not asking to start a street walker thread maybe you should learn to read. I stated that there is a section for escort reports, so why do people feel the need to post about over rated over priced pussy on general reports.
Mudslide out
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Mr Vero
Oh and my 5 years to your 3, oh my and I just looked at all 221 posts. So much info you share. I can get 200 post by putting my 2 cents in on everything everyone writes about just like you.
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Escort Reports
[QUOTE=Mudslide]Well to be a dick I am not asking to start a street walker thread maybe you should learn to read. I stated that there is a section for escort reports, so why do people feel the need to post about over rated over priced pussy on general reports.
Mudslide out[/QUOTE]Since your being so picky, no, there is not a section for "Escort Reports", there is a section for "Escort Classified Ads. Member Discussions" which is discussion about their ads not reviews.
We have "Craigslist Reviews" for those, and "General Reports" for everything else. Since there is so little talent to report on in this county, and so few reports, it is simple enough to sort throught the General Reports section for SW's, escorts, AMPs, and the gal you met in the supermarket.
"over rated over priced pussy " is everywhere, that's why we rely on posters like yourself to help report on the local providers. That's what Veroguy was getting at.
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Oh well..
[QUOTE=Matt Man II]Since your being so picky, no, there is not a section for "Escort Reports", there is a section for "Escort Classified Ads. Member Discussions" which is discussion about their ads not reviews.
We have "Craigslist Reviews" for those, and "General Reports" for everything else. Since there is so little talent to report on in this county, and so few reports, it is simple enough to sort throught the General Reports section for SW's, escorts, AMPs, and the gal you met in the supermarket.
"over rated over priced pussy " is everywhere, that's why we rely on posters like yourself to help report on the local providers. That's what Veroguy was getting at.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Matt, looks like SOMEBODY needs to get laid. I guess sometimes we all read things in the wrong way. I guess we should have icons to show what is realy going on in our heads.
Vero
Just wasting another post. Damn!! LOL!! :)
OH, wait what is this? A happy face? When did all this start? Hmmm, wonder if there is a dickhead icon?
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Body Magic - WTF
Made a Cocoa run to visit some friends. Passed by Body Magic around 7:30pm, lights out, nobody home.
Return trip, 9:30pm, BM still dark.
Does anyone have a clue?
Mal
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[QUOTE=Malabar]Made a Cocoa run to visit some friends. Passed by Body Magic around 7:30pm, lights out, nobody home.
Return trip, 9:30pm, BM still dark.
Does anyone have a clue?
Mal[/QUOTE]They haven't ran an ad in the paper in a little over 4 weeks. Last I knew they were only open 9am-6pm. 2 OLDer ladies (Owner + 1 other).
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[QUOTE=Malabar]Made a Cocoa run to visit some friends. Passed by Body Magic around 7:30pm, lights out, nobody home.
Return trip, 9:30pm, BM still dark.
Does anyone have a clue?
Mal[/QUOTE]I drove past BM Saturday afternoon, about 2pm or so. There were 2 cars in the lot, and the open sign was lit. So I guess they still in business. I haven't been there in a long time though. Quality went way down and price way up. So I stopped going. I preferred when they were still on Sarno.
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Body Magic
[QUOTE=Putzy] I preferred when they were still on Sarno.[/QUOTE]
aaaawwwwww. Those were the days!!!
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That was probably Jessica. I'm sure it was cops just harrassing her and not a setup if it was her. She's been straight up honest every time I've run across her.
[QUOTE=Hodar]I was up in Cocoa the other morning and saw a girl I knew walking slowly on Peachtree near Varr. She is about 22-26 dirty blond hair. I have been with her before. She stays in the projects on Fern but she was walking facing traffic very slowly so I pulled into Johnny's and watched. There was a CPD blaclk and white tailing her at a distance cutting blocks and watching her, she saw the cop so she knew he was around. I did a little recon and saw her get into a pickup and take off west on Peactree towards clearlake. Bam. The cop had the car and her pulled over and she walked away and the cop was searching the dudes car and had the guy in his car.
This girl is obliviously looking to lighten her load at YOUR expense. Beware.[/QUOTE]
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When I was considering her for my book, I imagined I had a better experience with her, although I will agree she is a shameless self promoter. She was freshly showered in my scene, hair still wet (this was before it got too cold, I think it was in December)
I imagined we negotiated a deal early in the conversation, which included her stopping at the store and buying a condom out of her proceeds. We'd find a mutually agreeable spot (I'd happen to suggest a place not in a open area, but also not in a parking lot so your discussion would never come up, Booper)
She would perform a decent covered BJ and reasonably entheusiastic missionary.
Afterwards, I'd drop her off at her place, the back row of that tint trailer park on the southwest corner of Clearlake and Lake.
Keep in mind, this story takes place a few months ago, and I haven't thought of her since, but at least it gives other authors a better characther description.
[QUOTE=Booper]Picked up Brooke on clearlake. 5'6" short brown hair, a little sweaty smelling. Took awhile to tell if she was a she or a he!
Got in and immediately started telling me how good the BJ would be, wanted me to go park in a wooded lot down by the 520. After explaining how dumb it is to park in such a deserted place, we started to argue about snooping cops. Would they be more likely to investigate a car parked in the middle of nowhere, or one parked in a parking lot surrounded by other cars.
This chick is stupid. Stupid SW's are more likely to get you caught and sell you out than smart ones.
I dropped this ***** off at the next block! "Git Otta Here"![/QUOTE]
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Yes, her name IS Melissa, and she reads this board occaisionally. I misremembered her name and she was sure to scold me for it today when I happened to meet her socially.
My apologies, Melissa, I will certainly not forget now!
[QUOTE=Spookfl]Found Melissa on Peachtree near Varr. From the red sweatshirt and description she might be Erica mentioned earlier. Patient and skilled BBBJCIM. The only distraction was that she had cold hands, but pretty understandable considering the last few days.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Cocoacruiser]So I guess this is my first report.
In the past few weeks I have had a few ideas for the movie I am wanting to make. The movie is a fiction about street girls, so I drive around and gain inspiration by looking at the local talent.
My first inspiration for this report was a young blond girl I decided to name Jessica (acted like a teen, probably 19-20?) After seeing her walking on Pineda St, and then turning on Peachtree heading west toward the small conveinience store at Lake/Peachtree. This would be at about 9am in the morning.
I imagined what it would be like to be a client, picking this girl up. She would be a little quiet at first, but not unpleasantly so. After a very light 'are you a cop' showdown, she would then open up a bit and chat as we headed to a quiet spot. She would not even bring up prices or options other than to inquire wether or not I had a condom, and then subsequently providing one of her own when I answered to the negative.
Upon arrival at our rendevouz designation, we would negotiate a round of "a little bit of each" for two meetings with Mr. Jackson, and then I would ask her to show me the goods, so I may get a full visual of her assets.
She would oblige almost teasingly, her eyes gleaming with a flirty expression as I complemented her fine young rump. The flat stomach and smooth skin would more than make up for the less than perfect teeth and smallish breasts.
Once my visual needs has been sated for the moment, she would instruct me to hold on to the condom while she proceeded to giving a less than skillful BBBJ. A slight dissappointment on the onset, but I would hold out hopes for a better 2nd half of the ball game.
Fortunately, I would be correct in my gamble. After a few moments of honest effort, she would ask if I was ready for the final performance. After donning the necessary safety equipment, we had at our about.
Her entheusiasm would shine through in this regard, she would make all the right moves, sounds and expressions that one would want to see a cute blond make in this situation, a very believable act, if she was acting
(I wouldn't care whether she was acting or not, after all, she is being PAID to act!)
Halfway through the engagement, we would be disturbed by another motorist, and quickly I would move our location (still undressed, both of us) the whole while of the journey (3-4 minutes) she would tease me by playing with herself, while looking again at me with that flirty grin.
We would finish up our business in our 2nd location without a hitch, the ending was definately a happy one. Upon uncoupling, I would notice a faint odor, but as it did not disturb me during the whole process, I will assume it was excercise induced.
I would take her back to the conveinience store, and during the trip back she would be livelier and chat the entire time about silly stuff. Overall she would impress me a a cheery girl, and I would mark her down as someone I woud like to visit again.
Name-Jessica
Found-Off Peachtree/Lake near Pineda
Time-9am (have seen subsequently in late afternoons also, same area)
Looks-Blonde, Blue/green, 5'4", 115 lbs [s]32a/26[/s]/36 (guessing)
Pros-Youth, energy, body, attitude
Cons- [s]not a skillful Orator[/s][/QUOTE]I chanced upon Jessica again and we went back over the story notes.
Turns out that she must have had a bad day before, because her oratory skills were MUCH better this time!
She's a sweet girl, with a good attitude.
Another good story session, and I discovered that she is friends with my other favorite (Melissa)
All in all, a good morning!
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Darnit!
In my last post, I struck Jessica's measurements in the quote. The reason I did that is after further review, her breasts are bigger than I originally thought, and waist is smaller.
I'd say 34b/24/36
Ordinarily I'd just edit that, but either that option isn't available to newbies or I can't find it. Sorry guys, I don't want to seem a post wh*re
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2 photos
CocoaCruzer
Melissa is Jessicas Aunt.
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Massage Spas
Going to Vero in March and didn't know if there were any asian massage spas recommended? Do I have to drive all the way to Melbourne?
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[QUOTE=Mudslide]Melissa is Jessicas Aunt.[/QUOTE]Now that is one HOT little honey.
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Thursday and today I encountered a WSW walking down Courtney in M.I. It was around 7 am or so but I was driving to work. Have never seen her after I am off.
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Damn
Can't sleep so I was messing around on backpage and saw an ad for a midget looking for NSA sex. The thought of it really turned me on.
If it was true I would have jumped in my car that second but it was a spam site. I wouldn't want to talk/date one but would love to spend the night with one.
So... Have any of you ever encountered a midget? It would be nice to knock that off my list.
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More bad news
[url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100219004[/url]
Hope it isn't any of our folks. Do they really have to post the pictures? They don't seem to for other crimes.
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[QUOTE=Vankleek][url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100219004[/url]
Hope it isn't any of our folks. Do they really have to post the pictures? They don't seem to for other crimes.[/QUOTE]I was with a few friends in Melbourne off of us1 and they had under female cops in front of the riverside hotel. ( near the nissan dealership ) We drove past a couple of times and thought those girls look tgtbt. And there was a different girl about every hour. None of the women were small built, but on the thicker side. We circled around back on the back street and their were under cop cars. We got the hell out of there. I have always read this post, but this is my first posting. I could have been number 16 ( jail ), if not for the rules, i read on here.
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[QUOTE=Vankleek][url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100219004[/url]
Hope it isn't any of our folks. Do they really have to post the pictures? They don't seem to for other crimes.[/QUOTE]A couple of the ladies are repeat offenders, one particular one is a 3 or more repeat offender, which I thought after 3x you caught a felony and did mandatory time?
As for the pics, no they don't have to post them. HOWEVER our society likes to shame people for being human. And yes they do most of the time post mugs for other crimes.
Guys, this is why you follow your guts and the 21 step guide!
Keep it wrapped and safe out there.
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[QUOTE=Dakkon98]A couple of the ladies are repeat offenders, one particular one is a 3 or more repeat offender, which I thought after 3x you caught a felony and did mandatory time?
As for the pics, no they don't have to post them. HOWEVER our society likes to shame people for being human. And yes they do most of the time post mugs for other crimes.
Guys, this is why you follow your guts and the 21 step guide!
Keep it wrapped and safe out there.[/QUOTE]
One of the Gals "Christina" I was with some years back and she was fine as hell, she was working out of a Hotel on PB road. I think I posted a bodyshot of her on her b4 the pipe took her down good. The other one Pam has also slid way down. Looks like she has no teeth anymore. The pic of her on the FL DOC website I can barely recognize her.
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Zen Spa
Decided to stop by and see what type of re-model & ownership changes where made back in Dec/Jan. Very minor remodel if any at all. Only noticed the sink missing in the Table Shower area. Rooms where the same. Staffing was improved IMHO. Was greeted by Terry, an early 30's Korean gal with a good body. Took a 30min massage w/table shower. Would repeat in a pinch, however read on:
*note
As with many of the AMPs in the area perceived cleanliness and actual cleanliness are two different things.
The room was clean, sheets/towels appeared clean, however I took my time dressing while she made the room up. I did see her re-fold a towel and put it back on the table. When I glanced over at the 'dirty' pile it was rather small as in maybe the 3 wash clothes we used to clean up. Which means the face hole and table sheet were not changed at a minimum. I suspect the towel I laid on was now the next guys towel to dry off with after the table shower.
I will now return to my independent ladies, I just had to see.
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More Bad News
[QUOTE=Vankleek][url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100219004[/url]
Hope it isn't any of our folks. Do they really have to post the pictures? They don't seem to for other crimes.[/QUOTE]
Printing the pictures sells a lot more newspapers. They have been doing this cr*p since the 17th century in Salem, MA. There was a movie with Demi Moore based on Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlett Letter. It was a story about a woman who had to wear a big red letter on her dress because she had a child out of wedlock.
We have been living a hypocrisy in this country since the days of an *sshole preacher from MA by the name of Cotton Mather. Its a great hypocrisy because the cities and towns make lots of money having LEO chase down and arrest these "dangerous criminals" who engage in sexual activities that are deemed "illegal" by the elite effete nabobs who think they can run our lives. Someday this will be decriminalized.
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Melburn Stroll
Tue am there were spotted, two or possibly three WSW along US1. One was ambling west on Line St, leaning severely to one side as she made her way. This one was a pass for several reasons.
Another was spotted on Avacado, just N. of Aurora. She was blond, clean looking, 5' 4" ish, glasses, red bra straps. I missed her as I spun around the block for a more discrete look.
Wed. am another 20-something was loitering in front of the new apts on US 1. Her name was Icy from Baltimore. Gave her a ride to the green hotel (Ave D) just North of there. (Did not go in, Rule 13) Sort of spaced out and droopy-eyed.
I still have a hard time with Rule 12-A. "Let her have the $ AFTER the service." I set out to show it to them in the ash tray, and if I am lax, she picks it up and stuffs it into her sock. This is the only way I've been ripped off, so I am trying to learn and train the workforce.
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SW Michelle
Wearing a red hoodie at Strawbridge/192. Needed a ride to a nearby parking lot. About 5' 7", brunette, thin, much cleaner and better looking than most of the walking population we see around here. Have digits.
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Terri
[QUOTE=Blodar]Tue am there were spotted, two or possibly three WSW along US1. One was ambling west on Line St, leaning severely to one side as she made her way. This one was a pass for several reasons.
Another was spotted on Avacado, just N. of Aurora. She was blond, clean looking, 5' 4" ish, glasses, red bra straps. I missed her as I spun around the block for a more discrete look.
Wed. am another 20-something was loitering in front of the new apts on US 1. Her name was Icy from Baltimore. Gave her a ride to the green hotel (Ave D) just North of there. (Did not go in, Rule 13) Sort of spaced out and droopy-eyed.
I still have a hard time with Rule 12-A. "Let her have the $ AFTER the service." I set out to show it to them in the ash tray, and if I am lax, she picks it up and stuffs it into her sock. This is the only way I've been ripped off, so I am trying to learn and train the workforce.[/QUOTE]The little blond is Terri. Met her a few hours ago. She a lot older than she looks while driving by, but she does fine work, and she wont break your budget.
Shake out
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Aurora/US1
Last night I had some free time, and decided to go for a cruise around 9. I first headed south on US1, all the way past 192, to the Hess, and found nothing. I passed through 3 times, before I decided it was futile. As I headed back north, I decided to take a gamble, and check the Aurora/US1 corridor. I've never had luck there, but have heard of some successes in the past. I pass through that area on the way to work, and there is almost always someone pulled over, so I've never been a fan of shopping there. However, right as I turned onto Avacado, I spot a young (early 20's) blond walking north. I couldn't believe it, she was the best SW I've ever seen in the area. Before I got too excited I remembered all of the recent stings, and decided to take a spin around the block and make sure there were no "surprises". When I came back around she was still walking, gave me the look again. As I slowed I remembered I did not check the back of the hot rayz parkinglot, which is a popular spot for leo to hang and watch Avacado. So I pulled up the street about another 150 feet, to be out of sight from that parkinglot, however, before she could catch up to me, a SUV came in and scooped her up. As I watched them drive away, I realized there probably was no sting, and my cautiousness probably cost me a great time. I waited around for about 20 minutes, before I figured she wasn't coming back, and headed home to do it myself. Melbourne has been somewhat disappointing lately. Not much action to be had, or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places. The little bit of success I have had has not been worth posting. Perhaps it's all of the stings, and chilly weather. But it's just not been as good as it used to B.
Anyways, if anyone knows who I'm talking about, I'd love to at least know where I might spot her again.
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[QUOTE=Shakezilla]The little blond is Terri. Met her a few hours ago. She a lot older than she looks while driving by, but she does fine work, and she wont break your budget.
Shake out[/QUOTE]And YES she is!! OH BTW Mal, thanks!