From Now On, I Dub Thee "Walk Of Shame Spa"
[QUOTE=OKSure;3373778]Anyone want to lay odds that the new place is the one from 22 Ave by Sunnyside that closed? I don't give a shit about a walk of shame, I plan on checking it out soon to TOFTT and will check in within the next couple weeks unless someone beats me to it and gives a SS review.[/QUOTE]I suspect you're right, could be the 22nd / Sunnyside place finally getting a new location. It's hard to imagine this place will last any amount of time, legit or not, just due to the Walk of Shame factor.
Clever. Make sure your bag says Pick and Save!
[QUOTE=Kampyone;3381108]The rent at the new location is probably half of what it was on 22nd. A little more info on the location. The block in either direction (south or west) is being gentrified and there are quite a few rehabbed, nicer looking houses. The first cross street going south on 14th has a cop living there in a nice, newer house, which should keep riff raff away. As far as the walk of shame goes, park on 15th (less traffic than 14th). Carry a grocery bag with you and you'll look like you are walking home from shopping at pick and save.[/QUOTE]Still not sure I'm going back, felt mildly traumatized when I went, knocking, nobody answering. Has anybody actually gone here yet and reported? (This walk of shame is much much more unbearable in my opinion to the dumpy 22nd place.).
Walk of Shame: Exactly what we thought. & The Return of Mr LoudMonger!
[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3386981]Agreed. Something about this location just sucks extra-hard. Normally I don't mind the lesser walks of shame, but this walk of shame is Hall of Fame Walk of Shame!
Dunno why. It's just so completely exposed, and you have to park with neighbors watching not to mention the drive bys.
Don't know why I'm still talking about this place, it's surely to be a DIY anyway[/QUOTE]Why do I do this to myself. I was in the area recently, and took one more look at Walk of Shame Spa. This time there was open parking right in front, and hardly anybody around unlike the last time. So I went.
Place was clean (should be, it's brand new). Two asian ladies fast asleep on the couch when I walked in. One younger / kinda cute (Cici) the other seemed to be Mamesan material. Door fee is 65. Anyway, the rooms have the non-private dreaded walls that don't go up to the ceiling. I was put in the first room, which is about three feet from the front door.
Cici the MT is kind of cute, probably under 40, and teases a lot. Pretty good massage. Halfway through the massage (of course) another older monger comes (whom we all know as Mr LoudMonger). He starts gabbing too damn loudly to the Mamasan. And doesn't leave. And doesn't shut the f*** up. I noticed that she didn't massage him, he was waiting for CiCi. She also leaves the room to go talk to him, leaving me naked with the door open. Anyway, Mr LoudMonger spends the second half of my massage, loudly blabbing with the Mamasan lady, three feet from my room with the open ceiling. It was a total mood killer.
I keep telling you guys, don't be this guy! It was one of you, I know it... You don't think it's you. But it's you. I know it's you. You think you're not him. You are. Admit it to yourself. If you're going to talk, Use your "Library voice" in the spa! Or better yet, don't talk at all. Use smoke signals or signal flags or Morse code or something.
GOD I hate you, Mr LoudMonger.
And yes like we all expected, it's a DIY-self serve place, which I don't want. So it's pretty much exactly like most of the other Kenosha places.
Yes Mr Loudmonger does definitely follow me.
[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;3390177]That guy really gets around. The last time I ran into him was at Shanghai. Bad experience! I hope this helps to bring some public awareness.[/QUOTE]He goes from Milwaukee to Chicago, right on my heels every time. However the worst two experience with him (ever!) were both in Kenosha- once at Shanghai (so bad I never will go back) and now at Walk of Shame Spa. I think Mr LoudMonger is Kenosha based.